Chapter 333: It is not advisable to be smeared in the region, nor in the hell
. Lin Li had to admit that this child was very lively.
When boys were young, they were indeed very naive. They really wanted to step on this kind of boxed beverage after drinking it.
The moment they stepped on it, they felt like they were detonating a landmine, which was so handsome.
If they stepped on it crookedly, it didn't explode but just deflated, it was lung fog. As for stepping on it with one foot and accidentally hurting themselves, it was the king of lung fog.
——This child used both feet when stepping on it. He was very experienced and it seemed that this was not his first offense.
When he grew up, boys became much more mature and changed to playing with empty bottles of ice dew.
Lin Li saw his own shadow in this child
. But, just like someone who scolds takeaways during the day as a security guard and scolds security guards when delivering takeaways at night, Lin Li didn't think his own shadow was a good thing.
"I hate children." Therefore, when he returned to the front of the few people and faced the few who were laughing secretly, Lin Li sighed.
After that, Lin Li's eyes quietly looked at Chen Yuying.
Baby, I will pay attention in the future.
Chen Yuying blinked. She felt that Lin Li's eyes were very perverted, but she had no evidence.
"I think it's pretty cute." She said.
Oh, I didn't pay attention to it.
"It's good. It's better than picking it up and drinking it because you can't afford it. It's more acceptable. But the hygiene concept needs to be improved." Qu Wanqiu said with a smile.
"Little Jiujiu, you are so disgusting." Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
Qu Wanqiu: "?"
Before Qu Wanqiu scolded, Lin Li brought up Chen Tianming's theory of kindness and disgust, explaining that he was praising Qu Wanqiu for her kindness.
But he was still scolded.
Lin Li had to change his way to praise Qu Wanqiu: "Little girl, you look ordinary, but you have a good heart!"
Qu Wanqiu was no longer angry. The four of them looked at Bai Bufan teasingly - Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu knew what happened in the car through the group chat.
Bai Bufan: "... No?"
Can this be attributed to me?
The driver of the ditch, why can I only give a bad review once for each consumption? I will give it again and I will sue the central government!
The garbage has not been thrown away, so after laughing, the "three people" walked towards the trash can.
Bai Bufan and Lin Li waited in the same place.
"Lin Li, you don't like children, right? Don't worry, I will wear it in the future." Bai Bufan said at this time.
Lin Li was a little nervous,
not because of the content of this sentence, but because Bai Bufan should have wanted to say this after he just said that he didn't like that sentence, but because of the other girls, he held it in until now.
"What's the use of wearing a condom," Lin Li just shook his head, "I heard that wearing a condom is useless."
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
It seems to be like this.
In the future, when fighting men, you can say that women are useless after menopause.
"Forget it, I won't wear it, you can take the medicine yourself." Bai Bufan is a master of changing faces.
What a scumbag, Lin Li couldn't imagine how many single mothers in Nan Sang were killed by Bai Bufan.
"Bufan, do you know the origin of the condom? A thousand years ago, Arab Muslims invented an early type of condom that was made from goat intestines." Lin Li was free, so he gave Bai Bufan some scientific knowledge.
"So early? Why do I remember it was invented only in the last few hundred years?" Bai Bufan questioned.
"I haven't finished yet. In 1873, the British perfected this design - they took the intestines out of the goat's body." Lin Li added.
Bai Bufan: "(゜▽゜)?"
"Eh? No? When the Muslims used it, the goat's intestines hadn't been taken out of the goat's body? Eh! Eh? No!"
When Bai Bufan realized what was going on, his brain crashed.
Wait a minute.
"What the hell is this condom! What the hell is the ancient third brother!"
"Just tell me whether she got pregnant or not." Lin Li was very calm, "Did she get pregnant, huh?"
Bai Bufan: "...If she got pregnant, that's a problem."
After throwing away the garbage, the five people continued to walk forward leisurely along the planned route.
Holding the newly bought food in hand, the stage that Lin Li had seen in advance last night appeared in his sight. It
was naturally completely set up today, and it had already been used for a round of performances in the morning.
There were dozens of chairs placed symbolically in front of the stage, but when the real performance started, this number of seats would definitely not be enough, and most people were still standing.
It should not be the time for the afternoon performance to start yet. There were about a dozen people sitting sparsely on the chairs under the stage. I don’t know if they were waiting for the performance or just looking for a place to rest.
"Brother, do you know how long it will take for the performance to start?" Lin Li asked a relatively young man in the back row who was browsing his phone, asking politely.
"Performance? It will probably take more than ten minutes. The people in the acrobatic troupe are already preparing. Look, over there." The passerby heard this and raised his chin towards the side and back of the stage.
A group of people in performance costumes were waiting.
"Ten minutes, what do you mean, sit and wait for a while?" Lin Li turned around and looked at the four people.
No objection.
Everyone had walked for several hours without realizing it. Sitting down could give them a rest and allow them to deal with the food in their hands more calmly.
"Brother, is there anyone sitting next to you?" The second to last row was a good spot, and there were five empty seats in a row, so Lin Li asked.
"No, you guys take a seat." The man shook his head, and took the initiative to stand up, moving five seats inside, and giving the seats outside to the five people.
Bai Bufan was very sensible and followed him in first, followed by Lin Li and Chen Yuying.
"Thanks, brother, have a potato ball." Lin Li was also happy to share, a small reward to get closer.
"No need."
"It's okay, eat it!"
"Thank you."
Waiting, sharing food.
"The honey-glazed roasted whole leg at the roadside stall is still too authoritative. It feels much better than those chain stores. You three don't eat it." Lin Li bit off the cartilage of the bones in his hand and chewed it, still wanting more.
"Then you can try it when you go shopping later." Chen Yuying smiled.
Put the bones into a paper bag and then into a plastic bag and tie it up. Lin Li rubbed his hands and turned to ask the girls: "Do you have paper?"
"Here you go." The girls naturally brought paper, and Chen Yuying quickly took out a small pack of paper and handed it to Lin Li.
"I'm a student, give me one too." Bai Bufan asked.
"Fifty yuan a piece."
Lin Li raised the price. Anyway, Chen Yuying's things were his, so it wouldn't be too much to sell them.
"Wait, Lin Li, you haven't paid me back the fucking fifty bucks, you beast!" Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, remembering this.
"Oh, then this one is yours."
It seemed so, Lin Li nodded, took out a piece of paper and handed it to Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan reached out to take it, but found that Lin Li was holding it tightly and couldn't pull it apart. He looked up and was about to scold, but found that Lin Li's eyes were not focused, as if he was thinking.
"Lin Li, what are you thinking about?" Bai Bufan also frowned.
"I suddenly feel a little confused."
Lin Li looked stunned: "I found that there are basically only white and yellow tissues on the market. Why don't you produce black ones? But history clearly tells us that black ones are more durable, right?"
Ding, Qu, Chen, Bai: "?"
This can also be opened?
"Maybe the black ones are used to make Jingguan QR codes." Bai Bufan couldn't help but said after a long silence.
The girls curiously asked what the Jingguan QR code was, and fell silent again after learning about it.
In the "Three People and One Dog" group chat, Chen Yuying's wooden fish head was in silence, and was a little dizzy from being knocked.
Not long after, time passed, and when the music used to attract the attention of the people around started, the performance was about to begin, and the surrounding tourists gradually gathered towards the stage.
The performance on the stage officially began.
The performance was not the kind of storytelling and singing that young people were not interested in, but acrobatics suitable for all ages, blindfolded flying knives, bamboo sticks balancing bowls, and stacking human towers.
They all looked very handsome and powerful, and the viewing experience was very good. It seemed that Xi Ling also put a lot of effort into it, which attracted cheers from the people present.
"One minute on stage, ten years of hard work off stage." Bai Bufan sighed softly.
Lin Li tilted his head and glanced at Bai Bufan. It was rare for this bitch to be serious.
"Just now, the fifteen seconds on stage, two and a half years off stage." Bai Bufan continued to sigh.
Lin Li: "?"
Withdraw his evaluation.
"Hey, Lin Li," Bai Bufan suddenly turned his head and asked seriously: "Why don't actors practice on stage? Wouldn't that be more effective?"
"You will know when you practice heroes in the ranking." Lin Li chuckled.
Bai Bufan was amused. It was really an easy-to-understand answer, and he understood it instantly.
"Twenty minutes of rest, more exciting content will be presented to you soon, thank you!"
After more than half an hour of continuous performances, the person in charge probably said to everyone with a smile while holding the microphone, and then led everyone off the stage, as if to rest and prepare new props.
But it was not completely quiet, and someone else came up.
"Everyone, it's boring to wait for twenty minutes, so why don't we have a lottery, and we will send staff to go downstairs to add everyone as friends...
...We are the matchmaking center for this life. After adding friends to participate in the lottery, if you or your family or friends need it, you can contact us at any time. We..."
The real purpose was revealed. It turned out that it was an advertisement.
The five people who were originally interested in the lottery immediately lost interest after hearing that it was a matchmaking agency and were too lazy to listen.
"Is there a lottery stall here? Let's wait and try our luck. I happen to have fifty yuan here. I'll treat you."
Lin Li took out a fifty-yuan note, and it was instantly snatched away by Bai Bufan.
Bad dog.
"There is no store here, but there seems to be a physical store on Pinglu Street. You can take a look when you go back tonight. But now you have to consider whether you still have to wait and watch the next link?" Qu Wanqiu asked.
"It's all right."
The four people answered in unison, and none of them had a strong inclination to watch or not watch.
At this time, no one wanted to be the one who made the decision, so they all looked at Lin Li.
Lin Li took out his mobile phone and looked at Chen Yuying: "Squad leader, 1 and 2, choose a number. If you guess it right, you can stay and continue to watch. If you don't guess it right, we will just leave. "
——This is Lin Li's solution to this situation. Since it doesn't matter what happens, just leave it to luck.
"1?" Chen Yuying blinked when she heard it, and then gave an answer.
"You guessed it right," Lin Li showed the number on his phone, and it was indeed 1, so he snapped his fingers: "Then keep watching."
"Okay." Everyone accepted the result with a smile.
However, after discussing for a while, the girls did not choose to wait, but planned to take some photos by the river and then go shopping at the surrounding stalls.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan did not follow, but stayed to take a seat - it is better to have a seat when watching the show than to stand.
The staff of the matchmaking agency also came here at this time: "Three of you, add WeChat and add you to the lottery group."
The reason why there are three people is because there is a passerby sitting next to Bai Bufan.
"No, no need." Lin Li and Bai Bufan both waved their hands to refuse, but the passerby added it.
"Are you two college students? "After the passerby added them, he looked at the two curiously.
Then Lin Li and Bai Bufan, who were looking down at their phones to kill time, turned their heads after hearing the voice.
"No, brother, we are high school students." Bai Bufan replied.
The other party came alone, and they had occasional conversations while watching the performance just now, so they could be considered "acquaintances."
"Wow, that's even better." The man shook his head upon hearing this, his expression showing nostalgia, and then looked at Bai Bufan again: "It's good not to add matchmaking agencies or something like that. It's best if people don't have to use these things in their lifetime."
"I envy you. I'm an experienced person, and I have something to say to you from the bottom of my heart."
"If you have the chance, you must fall in love in school, especially in college, and it's best to have a lifelong relationship."
"After graduating from college and starting to work, you will find that your social circle is likely to be a fixed few people in your work circle, and it will be almost difficult to meet girls again. After a long time, you will be reduced to blind dates. "
The man sighed, seemingly advising Lin Li and Bai Bufan, but in fact he was talking about himself.
As for Lin Li and Bai Bufan, they didn't feel much reality when listening to the words of this so-called experienced person.
After all, let alone blind dates, even society and even university are still very distant things for them.
People cannot have youth and the perception of youth at the same time, so how can they cherish youth in youth.
"And once you fall into blind dates, the so-called true love is almost impossible for you. You are only oppressed by the responsibility of getting married, and you never know what kind of monsters and demons you will meet."
The man seemed to want to talk, and continued to talk relatively warmly.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan became interested all of a sudden: "Brother, tell me in detail, have you met any weirdos?"
"Too many."
"Last time I met a woman, she only wanted men from the Northeast, which made me laugh." The man shook his head with contempt.
Is this brother regionalist?
Lin Li blinked: "Brother, this is not bad. As long as the requirements for choosing a spouse are in a certain region, this is still quite common. "
There are even some places where dating someone from the next village is considered a stranger. For the family, this is a faraway marriage and a gamble.
However, the man closed his eyes:
"No, I later found out that she didn't want a Northeasterner as we know him, she simply wanted a black guy."
"Damn, a black dog."
"She still says she's pure love, what's her pure love? If there is a password in the crotch, a black man can just unlock it with any key."
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?" "
What the hell is your black cock!
So you want a black guy to be inserted into your crotch?
Damn, that's really hell black!
Hearing this, Lin Li reached out and patted his buddy. After thinking about it, he still persuaded him:
"Brother, relax. Sometimes, worshipping foreign things is unavoidable.
You see, our Eastern saint is Confucius, and the Western saint is Jesus.
But, Confucius has only one hole, but Jesus has two holes. Jesus has Confucius in him and Zhuangzi behind him, but Confucius doesn't have Jesus in him.
In terms of saints, we have been badly defeated.
Although we don't want to, sometimes we have to admit that others are just good, just one person can beat several people... We can only say that we should keep working hard, and there is still a long way to go. "
Lin Li said in a low voice with some inferiority.
Bai Bufan, man: "(；☉_☉)?" "
What kind of Kong are you?
It seems that I have to admit defeat.
The man couldn't help laughing twice, then nodded, getting out of his anger, and continued to complain:
"The requirements for blind dates are very high.
You must have heard about the RV, so there is no need for me to emphasize it. Maybe you all think it is normal.
Now that academic qualifications have depreciated, academic discrimination is also common. But, to be honest, if you have a high academic qualification and discriminate against those with low academic qualifications, I think it is understandable.
But a junior college student discriminates against me, an ordinary first-class student. I really can't imagine that she also said that she must be a graduate student to be worthy of her. It's really stupid."
In addition to the fairy inequality, there is also a fairy equation, which is reasonable.
"I have a deep understanding of this," it was Bai Bufan's turn to make a fuss, "I told others before that my girlfriend is still in elementary school, and her academic record only shows kindergarten. A group of people called me a beast and asked me when I would die. Academic discrimination is really too serious."
Lin Li, man: "(; ☉_☉)?"
What kind of academic discrimination is this
? Is it just discrimination against you?
The man who was originally planning to share, after laughing again, he was silent.
He always felt that if he continued to share, these two kids would still be able to make things happen for him.
"... In short, what I mean is that most people in the world are actually normal people, but once you are reduced to blind dates, as you get older, the probability of meeting abnormal people will increase, until you look around and see nothing but monsters and demons."
The man then concluded.
"And the current environment is also very bad, and the originally turbid water has become even more mixed." At this point, the smile on the man's face was restrained, and he became a little gnashing his teeth.
"Is it because the world is now united?" Bai Bufan asked.
"It has nothing to do with the world. I'm only referring to the environment in our Xiling." The man waved his hand.
"Our Xiling is also united?" Lin Li was shocked. How come he had never heard of this case?
"No!"
"Oh, you are students, you definitely don't know."
"A few months ago, we in Xiling organized a radical anti-pornography campaign. Almost all the chicken farms in Xiling were destroyed in this campaign." "
They haven't fully recovered yet, and few have reopened."
"But, haha, I've been going on blind dates all these years. Damn, a month after the anti-pornography campaign, the few matchmaking agencies I have members in suddenly had a lot of 'super high-quality' resources!"
"A group of young and beautiful girls have flooded the blind date market, hoping to find someone to marry."
"If I hadn't been quick-witted and able to make the connection, I'd probably be the one taking the blame now!"
the man had a complicated expression.
"Damn it! The more I think about it
, the angrier I get!" "I don't know which old ladybug leaked all the information in the first place. There must be an insider for this kind of action. He must have enjoyed being a spy. He probably got a lot of bonuses. What about us?"
"Not only have we lost our usual channels to meet our needs, but we have also made the blind date market even more full of demons! It's too bad to list them all! Bastard!"
"The person who reported it deserves to die! Don't let me see him! The ditch! Really! Don't let me see him! I can kill him!"
The man gritted his teeth and patted Bai Bufan's shoulder while speaking, and gradually increased his strength.
As for the person involved in the ditch.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan were sitting upright on the small chairs at this moment, with serious expressions.
They turned their eyes slightly towards each other, and then immediately pulled away, looking forward, with no distractions.
Damn, we can't look at each other, we can't look at each other, we will definitely laugh if we look at each other now.
We don't know, we don't ins the reporting dog, it has nothing to do with us, hehe.
Lin Li, who was laughing wildly in his heart, was suddenly stunned.
【I met a fellow Taoist on the road, and by chance I got a message from him. I learned that the Hehuan demon who was slashed by you and cleared out his base in the past seems to have escaped into the Red Dust Marriage Pavilion, disguised as a good family, looking for a Taoist partner, and continued to harm ordinary monks.
Killing demons is a responsibility, and it just so happens that you are also eager to get rid of loneliness and find a Taoist partner. For both public and private reasons, this disaster should be taken care of! Why not attack and find out the truth! 】
【Task triggered! 】
【Task 1: Enter the Marriage Pavilion and experience the Red Dust at least three times (0/3). 】
【Task Reward: Physical Improvement: Charm Power Resistance Increased by 100%, Spiritual Energy Absorption Speed Increased by 200%; Random Ability*1; System Currency*100. 】
Lin Li:?
(End of this chapter)
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