Chapter 334 Three of you are superfluous It
has been a long time since Lin Li showed such a complicated expression when he saw the system task.
But this time, the system did it again.
What does it mean to say "You are also eager to get rid of loneliness and find a Taoist companion at this moment", and then "For both public and private reasons, this disaster should be responded to! Why not attack and test it out?"
The first half of the sentence is fine and is a true portrayal of myself, but is the second half a bit too superfluous?
I have my own rhythm, Lin Li frowned slightly.
Literally speaking, this task should be easy to understand, go on three blind dates.
But the Five Elements Task reminds Lin Li that all the right of interpretation ultimately belongs to the system. Lin Li is not clear about the system's definition of an experience.
Is it necessary to experience the process of a single blind date in its entirety? Or is it necessary to participate in an event organized by an intermediary?
Lin Li's brain began to work, and after thinking for a while, he had a preliminary judgment on this task.
If it is the latter, it is quite simple.
Just think of it as spending money to eat fruit and have fun. Wow, I am a first-line audience of offline love variety shows. It seems to be fun. I can even bring my "three dogs" with me.
But if it is the former, it will be much more complicated, but it is not impossible to try.
I have the ability to make money.
Identity information and so on, I can use this to ask the agent to help me make up - otherwise, who would be willing to look at me straight in the eye when the other party hears that I was born in the first year of high school? People's female teacher.
Another reason for not using real information is that I don't intend to cause trouble to normal people, so it is not suitable to be caught by abnormal people.
There is no doubt that I will be "trouble".
I am a person who is going to speed through the task purely for the purpose of completing it. If the blind date is an ordinary, normal person who has done nothing wrong, I will be entertaining the other party.
Lin Li, who has no quality, occasionally has some quality, so forget it.
As for the solution to this problem, Lin Li thinks that there is only one way to find an abnormal demon.
The buddy in front of me said that the blind date market is now full of monsters, and you can ask the intermediary to introduce those who are the most difficult to deal with and serve among the resources they have.
——As a blind date intermediary, they must be familiar with their clients. With the real feedback from members, they naturally know which people are completely weird.
It is not burdensome to torture weird people, not to mention that they can fail the fastest, complete a blind date cycle, and achieve the task.
And as long as you make some guarantees, the intermediary should be able to cooperate with you better.
If you really meet a Hehuan monster, you may be able to trigger some derivative tasks. Killing two birds
with one stone is also like the stuttering Qin Shihuang touching the wire - win win win win win win numb.
Before today, the only one who could be happy after finding out that the blind date partner was a bus was Optimus Prime.
But after today, there may be one more Lin Li.
"Is there such a thing? It's too bad, too bad. The people who reported the chicken farm to the uncles in hats are really beasts. They harm others and do not benefit themselves. Bastard!"
After Lin Li roughly cleared his mind, he immediately followed the other party to start a group.
Although the master leads the way, the practice depends on the individual, but the master is still very important. Since the guy in front of him is a blind date who understands me, then there is a meaning in making friends.
Bai Bufan was stunned when he heard this.
"Yeah, that dog--" Bai Bufan was originally planning to join the group, but he was punched on the left waist.
No, only you Lin Li are allowed to scold Lin Li, but I Bai Bufan are not allowed to scold Lin Li?
Looking at Lin Li's fist, Bai Bufan shut up.
"Yeah, it's a beast. I and several buddies I know have scolded him countless times behind his back." Seeing that Bai Bufan didn't speak, the man continued by himself:
Reporting a dog is like Xu Beihong forcibly imitating Qi Baishi. The shrimp didn't know anything about it, but the horse is definitely gone. "
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)? "
Isn't it? So aggressive? If he curses so harshly, then I won't join the tour group.
Here I have to quote the opening of the perfect essay of the composition "My Mother".
- I guess everyone has a mother.
The two looked at each other and nodded. They wrote down this sentence and used it on Zhou Baowei later.
"I don't agree. My evaluation is that he is a guy who has a mother but no father." Lin Li just said. If
Lin Li's father knew about this, he would also be able to smile and throw nine punches.
In order to avoid the other party from continuing to curse him, Lin Li quickly changed the subject:
"Brother, why don't we add each other's contact information? Meeting is also fate. Plus, I may have some questions that I am interested in about blind dates, and I may want to ask you."
"Huh? Do you still need a blind date?" The handsome man who makes all men feel handsome is really handsome. The man looked at Lin Li's face with some confusion.
"Although I may not need it, but I just took a look, and my friend will not have any peach blossom luck with me in the next few decades. He may need it. "Lin Li pointed at Bai Bufan and explained.
Bai Bufan shrugged, he was used to it.
"Dude, you can tell fortunes and see the future?" The man was curious.
He didn't mind getting to know one more person, so he had already taken out his phone when he asked Lin Li the question just now.
"I can't see the future, but I can see this face, brother, can't you see it?" Lin Li poked Bai Bufan's cheek and gestured.
Man: "?" "
Is that what you think?
"I really can't see the future of this face, but in fact, this is equivalent to me having seen the future of this face." Lin Li added.
Bai Bufan smiled, and still smiled.
Evil beast Lin Li, brother, I support you in scolding the reporting dog for a while longer, and I will use all my life's knowledge to scold with you.
But Bai Bufan said nothing.
After all, this is his best buddy. Although he doesn't know what the other party is going to do, he cooperates with him. This is the true brotherhood and the heroic spirit of the world.
——It also has something to do with Lin Li's fist on his waist.
"...It's okay, it's not that outrageous." The man glanced at Bai Bufan. He was not as outrageous as Lin Li said. He was also a handsome boy, so he just smiled, knowing that it was just the extreme aggression between good friends.
The two successfully added each other as friends.
"My name is Sun Ming, Sun from Sun Wukong, Ming from Little Turtle Sword Demon." Sun Ming then introduced himself.
"My name is Bai... Lin Li, Shuangmu Lin, Li from Boqi." Lin Li returned the favor.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Oh, this bitch wants to say his name again.
Now even though he is still here, he doesn't hide it at all. What Bai is currently committing.
Fortunately, he stopped.
In fact, Lin Li mainly considered that the "three dogs" called his name many times during the performance just now, and the other party might have heard it.
Afterwards, Lin Li added the staff's contact information, but did not start chatting about his purpose. This task was not urgent, and today was not the time to really consider this.
The most appropriate thing was to go to the store to chat offline, and the use of money was also the most appropriate offline.
"How many times have you used my name outside?" After Lin Li stopped talking to Sun Ming, Bai Bufan lowered his voice and questioned.
Lin Li raised a finger.
"This means just once, right?" Although Bai Bufan had guessed the answer, he was still laughing and deceiving himself.
"Of course it means all the time."
"Born! Fuck born!" Bai Bufan showed a gritted teeth expression, but then he was a little curious: "But Lin Li, why did you add this? Is there anyone in your family who needs it? Isn't it just you and your mother in your family?"
Bai Bufan's eyes lit up after he finished speaking:
"Wait! You want to find a stepfather?! Then can I go on a blind date with your mother? Brother, I really want to be your father."
"Get lost." Lin Li scolded with a smile.
"Who else is there? It's you. You're still going to have a blind date. I thought you were going to have a blind date tonight, and you're still going to have a blind date." Bai Bufan teased.
"Don't talk nonsense about daydreams that are not conducive to unity."
But Bai Bufan was right. The changes in interpersonal relationships after a few hours are also a point that needs to be considered in this task.
By then... Lin Li suddenly laughed.
...
"This afternoon's performance ends here. If you are still not satisfied, see you at 7 o'clock in the evening. There will be new content at that time! Welcome to watch~"
The second round of performances lasted nearly an hour, and it was still good to watch.
It felt that the performance alone was worth a lot of ticket prices - there was no ticket price for the market.
When the staff of the matchmaking agency took turns to go on stage again, Lin Li and others had already stood up.
"While it's not dark yet, you two continue to accompany us to the river to take pictures. We just found a pretty good location. Take a few group photos by the way." After walking out of the crowd, Ding Sihan said to Lin Li and Bai Bufan.
The two of them had no objection.
Following the girls, the three arrived at the river.
Although there are not many people coming to Yudai River on weekdays, guardrails have been built on the riverside. However, every ten meters or so, there will be an extension platform with steps extending to the river.
Of course, this is not for the convenience of jumping into the river or drowning, but for providing laundry for the residents here.
Now basically no one washes clothes this way anymore.
As for the location suitable for taking pictures mentioned by Ding Sihan, it is under a big tree by the river.
Not far away is the extension platform. Whether the background is the market scene behind or the gurgling Yudai River in front, the photo effect is indeed good.
This time Ding Sihan learned to be smart and brought a selfie stick, so the group photo of the five people did not need the assistance of others.
Click, click, click, click, and they also took a satisfactory group photo.
"But, in fact, I think it will be better if we can take pictures on the opposite side," Ding Sihan said, pressing the railing and looking at the opposite side. "The opposite side is all empty, but it's a pity that there is no bridge here and we can't get across. What a pity."
Women are really hard to satisfy.
"When you say that, I find the bridge quite warm. It makes all rivers no longer sad." Lin Li commented after hearing this.
Ding Sihan: "..."
Really.
"Lin Li, don't you also call yourself a warm man? Shouldn't you also make this river less difficult?"
Ding Sihan turned around and asked.
"I am a warm man, not a warm bridge, let alone a central air conditioner. How can I warm everyone?" Lin Li smiled:
"But it would be great if there was a river god in this river. Then I would have a way to cross the river, using the way of an invincible warm man."
"Why do I need you if there is a river god? Everyone can pray to the god." Ding Sihan heard the words with contempt.
"My way is not to pray to the god, but to use the mechanism of the god. Not only do I not pray to him, but I may even be able to kill the god, hehehe."
Lin Li's tone seemed a bit second-rate and arrogant.
"Hmm? What do you think?" Ding Sihan's appetite was whetted, and Chen Yuying and others also looked over curiously.
Lin Lixian turned around and pointed to a stall: "First, let's go to that stall to buy a box of chess."
"Then throw the black general into the river, and then cry out "General, my general" and pray to the river god to appear. At this time, the river god will float out and ask me -
"Young handsome man, you dropped this golden general..."
OK, it's over at this point, because the river god can't continue to say anything else, the golden general it transformed has already emitted a dazzling light and heat, drying up the entire river, and the river god also loyally gave his life for this.
In this way, we can cross the river, just walk over."
Lin Li said, with his hands raised high.
The four of them were silent, and only the hustle and bustle from the market behind them was left.
"What kind of golden general is this!" Finally, Ding Sihan couldn't help but scold with a smile.
No wonder Lin Li said that his way of being a warm man is very, very warm.
It's easy to get a first-degree sunburn.
"Just tell me if you can cross the river."
"Come on, forget it if you can't cross the river, just make do here and continue filming. "
The three girls continued their unfinished photography business. Lin Li came over and took a few single or double photos.
He didn't plan to take more photos. There were only a few poses that could be done without being more intimate. Lin Li let the girls continue to play by themselves and look for Bai Bufan's figure.
He saw him leaning against the guardrail and staring at the water.
Lin Li walked up and leaned beside him, looking down.
He didn't see anything, only the reflection of himself and Bai Bufan on the water.
"What are you looking at?" Lin Li asked.
"When you stare into the abyss--" Bai Bufan said deeply.
"The abyss said that you are a male coagulation, a product of foot binding in a patriarchal society, which is disgusting and disgusting. Later, the abyss posted a little red book, saying that family members don't understand." Lin Li said lightly.
"? Cough! Cough !!! "
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
All his thoughts were blocked, and Lin Li's words made Bai Bufan speechless.
"So the abyss thinks I'm a male coagulation? "Bai Bufan couldn't hold it anymore.
Lin Li must have hired a master to say such things. He looked at Ding Zhen with a deep gaze.
"So you are showing off?" Lin Li asked.
"No, I was watching the fish," Bai Bufan raised his chin, "You made too much noise just now when you came close, and you scared them all away."
In the light green water, there are indeed many very small fish swimming close to the shore.
These small fish are indeed quite sensitive. If you move your head to block their water surface, they will be startled.
"Lin Li, do you think the spicy fish we eat every day is made from these small fish?" Bai Bufan asked calmly.
"No way, I heard that the spicy fish is made from the dead fish that were killed by the smelly feet in the fish spa." Lin Li answered calmly.
Bai Bufan: "..."
No, it's not.
"I will never eat it again." Bai Bufan said firmly.
"I forgot to say that it was killed by the smelly feet of the beautiful girl." Lin Li added gently.
"I'm eating, eating, eating, eating!" Bai Bufan grinned and gave a thumbs up, "Eat! I'm eating spicy fish! Lin Li, help me ask the manufacturer if they have the original flavor. Don't cover the taste with spicy, it's a pity~"
Lin Li laughed.
Bai Bufan is worthy of being Bai Bufan.
Lin Li suddenly turned around, Bai Bufan turned his head and looked curiously, only to see Lin Li picked up a small wooden stick, then walked down the steps of the extension platform, leaning forward.
It's a pity that he didn't intend to jump into the river to commit suicide, but started to use a small wooden stick to dig out the golden apple snail eggs attached to the river bank.
It's autumn now, and the eggs are grayish white - they are dead.
But after they are dead and dry, when pressed with a wooden stick, they can make a crisper sound than when they are fresh, which is quite relaxing.
"Let me play with it too." Bai Bufan followed immediately.
Little boys can never refuse to play with water and fire.
When they grow up, they like things with a lot of water and burning. It can only be said that everything has a trace.
"Ah——"
Hearing Ding Sihan's exclamation, Lin Li and Bai Bufan both looked up.
"What's wrong?" The two stood up and returned to the tree, asking at the same time.
"Nothing, there is a bug on the tree, I didn't pay attention, and just bumped into it." Ding Sihan clapped his hands in disdain, then felt that this was not enough, walked to the extension platform, intending to wash his hands in the river, and explained to the two at the same time.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan got close to the edge of the tree.
There was indeed an unknown bug on the branch. The color of its body was very similar to the bark. If you don't observe carefully, it is indeed not easy to detect.
System? System? This is a demon attack!
Lin Li looked at the system, but the system was like a barren woman, cold and unresponsive.
It didn't even give him a task that would give him 50 system coins for free. How stingy.
Maybe it's because it's a beneficial insect-although Lin Li didn't recognize it.
"Animals and insects will form protective colors according to the environment. This is a normal phenomenon." After pulling the insect off with a small wooden stick, Bai Bufan observed for a while and commented.
"...No, Bufan, we are all students of Nansang Middle School, and you are the one with the worst grades. Do you need to tell me that?" Lin Li thought he could hear some high-sounding talk, but he said with disdain after seeing this.
"For example," Bai Bufan said calmly, "the cotton pest, the Mexican boll weevil, is completely black. This protective color allows it to thrive in the cotton fields."
Lin Li: "..."
Damn you, Bai Bufan.
For this vinegar dumpling, right?
"Bufan, let me test you, is black considered a pesticide?" Lin Li stretched and spoke casually.
"Of course it is. After applying it, it can promote the shedding and harvesting of cotton," Bai Bufan understood immediately and nodded, "This is also one of the reasons why I resist them."
Chen Yuying, Qu Wanqiu: "..."
When hanging out with Lin Li and Bai Bufan, sometimes it is really difficult to protect your own merits.
Wind Spirit Moon Shadow, start.
"''Chen Yuying'' patted ''Chen Yuying'''s wooden fish head, merit +999"
After modifying her own pat, Chen Yuying breathed a sigh
of relief. With the cheat turned on, the efficiency increased by a thousand times, so the merit should be restored in time.
The Buddha will forgive me.
"Are you still taking pictures, Dingzi? The bugs have been cleared." Looking at Ding Sihan who came back after washing his hands, Lin Li asked.
"Forget it, I won't take pictures anymore, let's continue shopping."
"Okay."
...
The night is getting darker.
The most important night is coming.
The Yudai River is sparkling, the remaining sunset is crushed and scattered, the stalls set up warm yellow light bulbs or modern fake lanterns, and the aroma of food is more tempting than the daytime.
The five people who finished the photo session continued to walk along the planned route of the market, slowly and leisurely.
"Wow, did the boss show the rice? It's so hard?"
Lin Li gnawed the chicken wing rice in his hand, biting the hard rice, and frowned.
"Give it some wine, so it will say "I'm not feeling well today, I'm going to sleep first." Bai Bufan gave a suggestion.
Lin Li thought about it, took the chicken wing and shook it in front of Bai Bufan, and even imitated the sound of biubiubiu, then nodded contentedly: "It's okay, it's the same if you just let it cum, it should be soft now."
Bai Bufan looked at the salad dressing on his grilled cold noodles and fell silent.
Oh, no.
Your mother!
The number of visitors to the market did not decrease with the arrival of night. On the contrary, more people came to the market to play. Perhaps those who had to work on weekends finally had some free time.
Although it was not crowded now, it was still bustling with people.
It was difficult for the three girls to keep moving forward in a line with a wall in the current situation.
After all, it was generally accepted that it was reasonable for two people to walk side by side, but three people would be a bit blocked.
From time to time, you would hear words like "Excuse me, let me go" and "Excuse me, let me go", and the person at the side had to make way.
Lin Li thought about it and took out his mobile phone.
"Lin Li: Two of you and Qu Wanqiu seem redundant now. Guess who it is."
"Ding Sihan: Isn't it too much for you to send me this private message?"
Lin Li did not reply, but looked up.
Ding Sihan looked at the phone with a smile on his face.
But what Lin Li said made sense.
Since it was the agreed night, they should indeed leave.
Lin Li saw Ding Sihan turn off the screen of her phone, holding it in her hand, and began to look around the stalls on both sides.
Searching, searching.
"Hey, let's go over there~" Ding Sihan's eyes lit up.
Found it! The right excuse he needed!
Lin Li followed her line of sight and it was easy to lock on to this target - a dome stall stood quietly by the river, and the dark purple curtain completely enclosed the stall, but through the lights inside and outside, the shadows inside could be seen.
The stars, moons and crystal balls embroidered with gold thread, and the word "divination" on the curtain all tell its identity - a divination house.
Regardless of color or style, it is particularly eye-catching in the market.
But there are not many people at the door.
Although in theory, the metaphysical stalls that appear in this kind of handed down market should be fortune-telling rather than divination.
But it might have been like this a few years ago. Now, you don't need to be surprised to see any store in the market. You can stop and go along the way, and you can see many self-media people live broadcasting - of course, most of them are unknown and have not yet successfully created an account.
"Let's go."
Someone was interested, and the others followed to take a look.
"Wait for me." Arriving outside the divination house, Ding Sihan went in alone to consult for a while.
Soon he came out again and asked everyone: "Are you interested in divination?"
"Somewhat interested." Qu Wanqiu, who had heard Ding Sihan's whisper, nodded.
"Not interested." Lin Li and Bai Bufan shook their heads and spoke at the same time.
Lin Li glanced at Bai Bufan.
"People" are conscious, "dogs" are not conscious, "people" are good, "dogs" are bad.
Seeing Lin Li shaking his head, Chen Yuying pursed her lips, and when she saw that Ding Sihan did not look at her expectantly, she immediately shook her head.
"That's perfect." Ding Sihan put his hands together and clapped his hands lightly. "There are actually only two extra seats inside. I want to go and take a test. Wanqiu, come with me and play with me later." "
Okay." Qu Wanqiu nodded.
"As for you guys..."
"Then we'll wait for you outside?" Lin Li, pleased with Ding Sihan's understanding, took over the conversation.
"That's fine." Ding Sihan nodded.
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
"Just kidding," seeing the stiff face of Lin Li, Ding Sihan smiled contentedly, and then changed his words:
"I just asked, a complete divination for one person takes about half an hour, and Wanqiu and I need an hour. What are you waiting for? Are you going to stand all night?
You three can go and continue to stroll. I will find you after we have fun."
"OK," Lin Li was determined not to be polite this time, so he nodded directly, and then looked at Chen Yuying: "Squad leader, what do you think?"
"Well... OK." Chen Yuying nodded after a slight hum.
"Then we will split into two groups, see you later!"
Ding Sihan waved his hand, and 'impatiently' pulled Qu Wanqiu into the divination room.
The three looked at each other and continued to walk forward.
"Excuse me, let's move aside."
After walking for about a minute.
Lin Li discovered something.
Now Chen Yuying is on his left and Bai Bufan is on his right. Isn't that still a group of three people blocking the road?
When Lin Li thought about how he had actually caused trouble for others, he felt like he was sitting on pins and needles. His noble and great character would never allow him to do so.
Therefore, Lin Li turned his head, smiled and stared at Bai Bufan who was still eating grilled cold noodles, coughed heavily twice, and asked this stupid dog who seemed to have forgotten something:
"Bufan, you have eaten so many and so many things today, do you think your stomach should start to hurt?"
Bai Bufan: "!"
Wow, I forgot that I should have been interested in divination just now!
There is still a chance to make up for it!
"Hiss - don't say it, Lin Li, don't say it!" Bai Bufan curled up slightly, put his elbow against his stomach, and took a breath of cold air:
"After eating the extra ingredients you gave me just now, my stomach suddenly has a little cramp. Damn, I'm about to collapse and can't hold on anymore. I have to go to the toilet now. I personally enjoy going to the toilet. It takes about an hour, so I'll find you later. Bye!!"
As soon as the voice fell, Bai Bufan took out Xuanmai from his pocket and put it in Lin Li's pocket, then turned and left.
As for whether squatting for an hour will cause hemorrhoids, it’s not a big problem. Hemorrhoids are common regardless of age. Bai Bufan feels that his butt will be red all over.
"There's really nothing I can do about him. He doesn't take care of his body." Lin Li watched Bai Bufan leave with relief, and then sighed heavily.
"Puff--"
Chen Yuying suddenly put the back of her hand against her lower lip, and a light laugh spilled out from between her fingers. Her shoulders swayed slightly, and her drooping eyelashes trembled slightly, covering her eyes that were curved into a crescent shape. There was a hint of shyness in her smile.
"What are you laughing at?" Lin Li looked at her and asked cheerfully.
"No, I'm not laughing~" Chen Yuying lied with a smile.
There was no way not to laugh.
The conversation between the two of them just now was not natural at all. How could they find such an excuse? The performance was so lame.
Chen Yuying couldn't help but look back.
Sure enough, Bai Bufan, who had a stomachache and was about to collapse just now, was now leisurely holding his grilled cold noodles, looking at the stalls on the left and the stalls on the right.
But it was pretty good.
Chen Yuying couldn't help but walk a little faster, and her mood was a little happy.
After all… just now when the three of us were walking together and hadn’t spoken, I was thinking, if Bai Bufan could just accidentally die overnight, that would be great.
My wish came true.
(End of this chapter)
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