Chapter 316 Why did the female classmates in the class scream late at night? Behind all this...
The driving school coach is a driving school coach. He is quite safety-conscious. He even knows to wait until the car stops before jumping out.
He does not harm others or himself. He is much better than those idiots who try to grab the steering wheel when the driver does not let them get out.
"Are you kidding, coach? Actually, I am talking about happy beans. If I really have 40 million in cash, how could I ride a bike to the driving school? I must have taken a taxi." Lin Li said happily.
"Oh, kid, what a pity, what a pity." Yu Jianan stood up after hearing this and breathed a sigh of relief like his countrymen.
This kid almost had a good life.
It's not that Yu Jianan targeted Lin Li. He just envied and hated every super rich person equally.
There should be clear classes below the self, and all beings should be equal above the self!
Lin Li sighed: "Alas, my dream now is to drive a luxury car, live in a mansion, and have countless money, just like my mother..."
Yu Jianan, who had just got back into the car: "┌(。Д。)┐!"
"Lin Li... Is your mother a rich woman? Does she really have 40 million?" Yu Jianan swallowed his saliva and asked.
"That's not the case. My mother also has this dream." Lin Li explained calmly.
Yu Jianan, who was about to jump out of the car for the second time: "......?"
So it means "like your mother"?
That's very similar.
Yu Jianan has already been convinced by Lin Li's brain circuit. In terms of abstraction, he can only admit defeat. He shook his head in conviction and said:
"Lin Li, let's continue practicing driving. No matter where you have accumulated this driving experience, it seems that you really don't need to be taught. Then why don't we just go to the training ground and simulate the second subject?"
"Okay." Lin Li had no objection and his expression became a little more serious.
…
"The results are passed. Please go to the center to print the transcript." The speaker at the end of the road played such an electronic sound.
"Great, you passed it on the third time." Yu Jianan applauded and said with emotion.
Lin Li did not pass the first two times.
After all, Lin Li's actual offline driving experience was only the time in the doomsday world, and the car was different from the real world.
Moreover, the test and actual use are not the same thing. The required standards and details will lose points if you are not careful.
The problem in the first two times was that the distance between the car body and the edge line was not properly controlled. This time, Lin Li did not get full marks - the turn signal was turned on for two seconds, and ten points were deducted.
The test requires at least three seconds, but in real driving, it is very likely that by the time you react to the turn signal of the car in front of you, it has already completed the turn.
The main focus is on speed.
But it is not a big problem. The mecha synchronization index makes Lin Li drive more and more handy. He is very confident that if he continues to practice one or two times and remember the details, he can get full marks like the first subject.
"Generally, basic operation." Lin Li said the defiant words with a humble face.
"I earned your tuition fee too easily, I am embarrassed to take the money." Yu Jianan scratched his head and laughed.
Hearing this, Lin Li took out his mobile phone, showed the payment code, and looked at Yu Jianan.
He didn't say anything, but silence was more powerful at this time.
Yu Jianan: "..."
"Haha, then again, Lin Li, if you take out your mobile phone during the exam, you will be deducted 100 points directly. You must pay attention to this when you take the exam. Don't lose points because of this."
Yu Jianan blinked, pressed Lin Li's mobile phone, and reminded seriously.
"Then you will continue to practice driving by yourself for the rest of the time?" Yu Jianan asked.
"Okay."
Yu Jianan then added:
"Lin Li, even if you can do it later, you still have to brush the hours of learning for this real car. If you don't want to drive, just park on the side of the road and do your own things in the driver's seat, play with your mobile phone or something, just swipe your face every thirteen minutes.
If anything happens, I will contact you as soon as possible."
"Okay." Lin Li nodded.
The practical driving training hours can only be completed four hours a day. Even if you can pass the test today, you still have to find time to practice next week, which is quite troublesome.
But the rules are the rules, and they are not set today, so just practice.
In the morning, all the allowed hours for today were completed. In the afternoon, Lin Li took a nap and continued his other cultivation.
After dinner, he went to school.
"According to unofficial historical records, Zhou Yu was actually a little loli. She had a crush on Zhuge Liang, but she lost her wife and soldiers. She was just being a spoiled child because she was jealous that the wife who accompanied Zhuge Liang was not her.
Zhuge Liang actually liked Zhou Yu very much. He really cried when Zhou Yu died. As for why, haha, let me tell you this, any person with a little knowledge in the Three Kingdoms would sigh and say "Gongjin" when he saw Zhou Yu.
This is the biggest reason."
Bai Bufan's voice came late but arrived.
"Wow, is Zhou Yu's character Gong really that tight? Then Zhuge Liang is really cool."
"I envy Zhuge Liang."
"I envy Zhou Yu."
Lin Li walked into the classroom and naturally looked at Chen Yuying's position. He
was blocked by Qu Wanqiu.
She was holding a mobile phone, leaning on Chen Yuying's desk to play, while chatting with Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan.
"So arrogant?" Lin Li stepped forward and patted Ding Sihan.
Qu Wanqiu should be glad that she is a girl.
If Bai Bufan or other boys were to put on her posture in front of Lin Li, they would have already covered their leather swallows and fed Lin Li's horse with grass.
"It's going to be handed in soon, so why are you so arrogant? I want to cherish the last moments." Qu Wanqiu didn't even turn her head, just answered with a calm face.
"How much power is left?" Lin Li asked.
"Huh? 72%, why are you asking this?" Qu Wanqiu turned back this time, looked at the phone and answered, then asked in confusion.
"When you hand it over to Xue Jian, charge it to 95%, it's good for the phone." Lin Li suggested seriously.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan looked up.
"Why? Is there any particular reason?" Qu Wanqiu asked curiously.
"According to the latest issue of East Asian Applied Physics Review, mobile phone batteries are in a 'metastable golden state' at 95% - lithium ions will be arranged in a regular icosahedral lattice.
This structure can effectively reduce the entropy increase loss during electron migration. Modern circuit boards use a bidirectional voltage balance design, and the state of the positive and negative electrodes is also the most stable at 95% power. At this power level, the phone can be turned off and saved, which can at least extend its life by twice as much as other powers.
Qu Wanqiu, you don't want your phone to have to be replaced soon, do you?"
Lin Li's calm voice was filled with contempt for showing off his knowledge.
"Ah?" Qu Wanqiu didn't understand at all, but she thought it looked amazing, so she nodded blankly: "Is it true? I'll go charge it now. I'll probably pay it in later. The damn Apple charges slowly."
"Of course it's fake. I'm just kidding fools. I just like the number 95% recently." Lin Li smiled instantly after hearing this, and shrugged to clarify.
Qu Wanqiu: "(；☉_☉)?"
"Go to hell, Lin Li!"
Because they were in the aisle, it was inconvenient for Qu Wanqiu to fly up and kick Lin Li, so she lowered her head and aimed at Lin Li's shoes and stepped on them.
Eh?
"Yuying, why are you stepping on Lin Li too?"
Looking at the scene in front of her, Qu Wanqiu asked curiously after realizing that the calf sticking out from under the table had the same purpose as hers.
Chen Yuying: "..."
Chen Yuying blinked.
How did this get discovered?
"Help, help you step on him..."
Chen Yuying has never been good at lying. Her face was red when Lin Li proposed the number 95, and now it was even redder. Her answer looked guilty to those who knew her, and she didn't even dare to look up.
She was afraid to look at Qu Wanqiu, and she was also afraid to see Lin Li's teasing smile.
"Yingbao is the best~"
But the stupid Qu Wanqiu didn't see it, and she was just moved to be close to Chen Yuying.
Lin Li felt that it was human nature, and there was nothing to be embarrassed about being fooled by Chen Yuying. Of course, she couldn't fool him at all - if Chen Yuying didn't accept it, she could try to fool him and see how strong her character was.
If the provocation method failed, Lin Li was a C language master and didn't mind destroying the world.
Strong character, man.
Ding Sihan, who saw through everything, finally couldn't help it after hearing such a conversation, and turned his face to the other side and covered his mouth to hold back his laughter.
"But you brought your phone, you stayed at school this week, right?" Lin Li asked.
Although today is Sunday, for the boarding students, Sunday night is the beginning of a new week.
"I get angry when I talk about this. Why are the photos taken in the park so beautiful? Damn it, I shouldn't have missed it," Qu Wanqiu sighed in frustration, "I even brought a set of private clothes this week to wear on the weekend."
Then Qu Wanqiu said in distress: "Why can't I wear the clothes I bought as well as the models?"
"It's okay, the models can't wear you as well. Don't worry, Xiaojiujiu, you are unique." Lin Li comforted.
Qu Wanqiu: "..."
I always feel that this comfort is weird.
She would rather kill the wrong person than let him go, so she stepped on Lin Li's shoes first as a sign of respect.
Shoes: No one speaks for me? Do dark-colored shoes really have no rights?
Lin Li wanted to listen to what the three of them were talking about for a while, but was driven away.
Lin Li walked to his seat.
"Lin Li, I recommend you a Japanese light novel."
Bai Bufan, who was chatting with Wang Ze and the others about how powerful Zhou Yu's pen name was and whether he could be a dragon sucking water, saw Lin Li coming over, made an air shot, raised his eyebrows and spoke.
"Speak." Lin Li put down his schoolbag and signaled Bai Bufan to fart.
"'My childhood sweetheart who returned from studying in the United States, his moaning sound turned into oh yes', a pure love daily life novel, good deal, highly recommended." Bai Bufan said the title.
Lin Li: "[○｀Д○]?"
"Where are you pure love crypto coins!!" Lin Li laughed and scolded, "You can tell from this b title that it is not pure love, right?"
"Damn it, you found such a hidden trap." Bai Bufan was a little annoyed.
"Are you staying this week?" Lin Li asked.
"Don't worry." Bai Bufan raised his eyebrows at Lin Li, snapped his fingers, and then shook his head and sighed: "But, I'm not saying anything, how come these parents change their faces faster than anyone else."
"When I didn't go home for a month, they chatted with me and called me, saying that they missed me and asked me to go home soon. My mother even said that she missed me so much that she cried."
"As a result, when I really went home, they were not happy again. After lying in bed for only an hour, my mother pushed open the door and said angrily, "Bai Bufan, how long have you been home? You only know how to lie in bed and play with your phone", and then asked my father to beat me. " "
So they beat you?" Lin Li was surprised. Bai's mother didn't seem to be such a rude person.
"Uh... not entirely." Bai Bufan scratched his head and his voice weakened a little: "I just said a little stubborn."
"How little? "That makes sense," Lin Li asked with a laugh.
"She replied, 'Didn't you say I got it for free when I recharged my phone? If I don't hold my phone every day, who else should I hold? The phone has a calling card in it, and it is my real relative. Only it can give me the taste of home, auntie, you have crossed the line.'"
Bai Bufan said with a guilty conscience.
Lin Li gave Bai Bufan two thumbs up.
Has she changed her name to auntie?
Lin Li thinks that "Bai Bufan" can be listed alongside "Wang De", "Zhou Jun", "Shopping Mall Sniper Brother", and "Hu La Tang", and call them the national Flash.
It can only be said that Bai Bufan is very similar to himself, and every beating he receives at home is justifiable.
Lin Li wrote down this sentence and will use it on Wu Min when he has the chance.
"Then what's the meaning of 'Call your dad to beat you'? You're still calling him dad, it's time to change your name to uncle. "Lin Li said with a smile.
"Your mother," Bai Bufan scolded with a smile, then patted his chest: "So don't worry, I need some time to reset my family relationship. I don't have any home to go back to this week, so stay in school! Go out and play!"
"OK."
Lin Li nodded, then stretched out his hand: "Have you done the test paper assigned by Xue Jian? Copy it for me."
Lin Li did not do any homework at the weekend.
Moreover, for something like mathematics, doing those simple questions over and over again is really just a waste of time. At most, you can take some time to look at the difficult questions on this test paper.
"You copied me? It's the opposite of Tiangang." Bai Bufan looked surprised.
"Why, you are allowed to be 1, but I am not allowed to be 1?"
"I wrote it randomly." Bai Bufan didn't care. He took out the test paper from the drawer and handed it to Lin Li.
"It's okay. "
This is the bond and trust between boys.
Besides, the midterm exam has just ended and Xue Jian still has to correct the midterm papers. At most, he will collect the papers and take a look at them, but he will never correct them.
Because Lin Li came late in the first place, the bell for the start of evening self-study rang not long after. The boys gathered in the back row scattered like birds and beasts, but Xue Jian had not come yet.
"Take a nap." Bai Bufan decided to take a nap.
A peaceful evening self-study.
Until a scream.
"Ah--!!!"
Bai Bufan woke up with a start, and everyone in the class looked up at the front row at the door. The one who made the sound was the female classmate Luo Meng, who was now holding a book and constantly slapping it in front of her.
"Moth!! "Without waiting for everyone to ask, Luo Meng shouted out the reason again.
When everyone looked closely, they saw that there was indeed a moth that flew to the top of the classroom with Luo Meng's movements. It was quite big and they could hear the sound of its wings flapping.
Some people laughed softly, some continued their own things, and more students chose to stare at the moth.
No one laughed at or blamed Luo Meng. In fact, this kind of thing was a very common "accident" in high school.
Especially in the summer when the air conditioner was not turned on and only the fan was turned on. In
the summer, there are many mosquitoes and insects, which are easily attracted into the classroom. Once the fan is turned on, many insects will be slapped or blown down almost every day.
While writing homework seriously, suddenly a bug was slapped onto the desk or in front of the eyes. It is normal for people who are afraid of bugs to be afraid.
Even boys, many of them would suddenly say "Fuck you".
It is actually quite interesting to hear such a sound suddenly during the quiet evening self-study. When
Lin Li and Bai Bufan encountered this situation, after saying "Fuck you" softly, they would generally choose to catch these small flying insects with a transparent pen cap, and then buckle them on the pen and start to make fun of them-until they died.
To be honest, if there were no such insects, Lin Li felt that he would be very happy after getting the homework. Before I get the system, my grades can be improved by 1%.
Now, the students near the window opened the window and tried to let the big moth fly out, but it flew too high. After being frightened, it began to fly around in the air above the classroom.
Now those who are afraid of insects are even more afraid. They use their books or desk mates as shields, fearing that it will come to their side.
Desk mate: I have eight in the morning.
Wang Ze shook his head. These guys don't know how to deal with moths.
Don't they have brains? This is when we need to use the power of knowledge.
Holding the textbook that has been rolled into a cylinder, Wang Ze stood up. Staring at the trajectory of the moth, waiting for it to get close, so that it can feel the power of knowledge.
According to "Lun Yu", "Zi Bu Yu Guai Li Luan Shen" means that Confucius is too lazy to talk and uses his supernatural powers to beat people unconscious.
Remember, according to "The Family of Confucius", Confucius was from Shandong and was 197 cm tall.
With such a buddy traveling around to give lectures with 3,000 strong disciples, Wang Ze felt that if he were a city guard, he must also treat him with courtesy and say that Confucianism is good and wonderful.
Dare to say it's not good, what if Confucius says "Damn it, are there any kings, princes, generals, and ministers of the West?"
"Wang Ze, let go of the moth, let me do it!"
Lin Li's shout made everyone in the class look at him again, including Chen Yuying, who had lost interest and continued to do the questions because she was not too afraid of insects.
Lin Li was now standing in his position, holding a pen in his hand. He raised his left hand slightly like catching a badminton, and placed his right hand holding the pen behind his ear, his eyes locked on the moving moth.
This moth was his target——
[The demon suddenly attacked and harassed his fellow disciples at night. As the one with the highest cultivation in the sect, you should protect it! ]
[Task triggered! ]
[Task 5: Kill this Nine Nether Scale Butterfly as soon as possible, and prevent any disciple from being harmed by it again. ]
[Reward: Physical improvement: Spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 200%; system currency * 100. ]
"What are you doing, throwing it at it from ten meters away?" After being shouted, Wang Ze put down his raised hand, but after seeing Lin Li's action, he confirmed in surprise.
"Are you kidding? Don't hit me on the head."
Lin Li was very pleased. Before pretending to be cool, he should have a passerby like Wang Ze to step on his head.
Thank you, brainless villain.
"Just watch and it's done!"
[Imitation] can be used once now, specify the skill, learn the [Dart] I saw at the pet park on the weekend!
[Imitation successful, imitation ratio "150%"]
[Charge], open! [Ear Divine Power], open! [Wind Control], open! [Near Martial Arts Soul], open!
When Lin Li narrowed his eyes, Wang Ze suddenly shrank his head and blocked the textbook above his head - this b is really going to be thrown!
When Lin Li's right shoulder sank and his right hand pushed forward fiercely, Bai Bufan heard the rustling of clothes, and the morning light gel pen turned into a silver line and broke through the air.
"Swish--"
Under the attention of everyone, the gel pen really pierced the flying moth, and the remaining force was not dissipated. With a "snap" sound, it pierced into the wall above the blackboard on the front wall, and the pen was still shaking slightly.
The classroom, which was originally a little rustling because of the moth, now became as quiet as Xue Jian peeping in the corridor.
Lin Li chose to break the silence. He put his hands together in a semi-arc and put them on his ears, facing the classroom, and then barked loudly:
"If you doubt louder, I can't hear you!"
"..."
Lin Li's voice brought the boys back to their senses. In an instant, the classroom began to make a noise, and everyone's shock began to express themselves.
"Fuck! Awesome! You can shoot a moving target? And you shot it into the wall?"
"Too cool! This bastard is pretentious again!"
"Dad! Please! Teach me! I really want to learn this!"
"Where is the discipline committee? Take care of it. It's so noisy. Can people study?" The person who said this was surnamed Wang, with a single name Ze.
——Jealousy made Wang Ze split his body and chose to be a traitor.
"Shh——Evening self-study, we are in evening self-study, quiet, basic exercises, don't be so surprised." Lin Li waved his hand and spoke modestly.
However, the corners of his mouth were already hooked into Nike.
Because it was evening self-study, Wang Ze also successfully summoned the discipline committee, so the boys suppressed their excitement and just exchanged glances, waiting for the class to end.
"Handsome Lin Li." After Lin Li sat down, Bai Bufan gave him a thumbs up.
"It's okay, as long as you have hands." Lin Li continued to pretend.
Bai Bufan smiled and shook his head, deciding not to flatter Lin Li.
Not feeling sleepy anymore after such an episode, Bai Bufan decided to start doing his homework.
As everyone knows.
Doing homework.
You need homework and a pen.
OK, Bai Bufan took out his homework, OK, Bai Bufan took out... where's my pen.
"..."
"..."
Bai Bufan looked up.
Hiss - it seems a little familiar.
(End of this chapter)
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