Chapter 317 Who doesn't pretend to be a decent person?
"Lin Li, have you seen my pen?"
Bai Bufan turned his head and asked word by word, with lice in his eyes as always.
"Shhh——" Lin Li stretched out his index finger and put it in front of his lips, turning his head and eyes to silence Bai Bufan: "It's evening self-study, little mouth, don't talk."
And Bai Bufan is really something. The college entrance examination is a war without gunpowder. Students who lose their pens are no different from soldiers who lose their guns. They are too useless.
"You lost my pen! Oh my god! How can you be so mean, Lin Li!"
Bai Bufan saw Lin Li's reaction, and a nameless anger rose up. He stepped forward and grabbed Lin Li's collar and growled in a low voice, like a dog barking, angry and ferocious.
Bai Bufan ▄︻┻┳═-Lin Li.
"Oh, my pen is too light and thin. It's uncomfortable and has no sense of power. It's not suitable for darts. Yours is more convenient."
Lin Li chuckled, then took a new pen from the pen bag in the drawer and threw it to Bai Bufan:
"Use it tonight. I'll bring you a box of your kind tomorrow."
"Your humanity is not completely annihilated. The sow farm near Xiling has escaped."
Bai Bufan nodded. In fact, he also had half a box of pens as a backup. It's rare for high school students to have only one pen, but only crying children get candy.
Isn't this a whole box of pens?
Lin Li was also very happy.
[Task 5 has been completed.]
[You have received rewards: Physical improvement: spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 200%; system currency * 100.]
Looking at the notification popped up by the system, Lin Li couldn't help but sigh, it would be better if there were more tasks like this.
This kind of task of killing demons is the easiest to complete among the system tasks.
It took less than two minutes from the appearance of this task to the completion, which can be called the super fast version. I should have been given dozens more gold coins, which can be converted into RMB one yuan when I reach 10,000.
Unfortunately, this time, no derivative tasks were triggered, allowing me to continue hunting.
The triggering frequency is too low. It has been nearly three months since I got the system, and it has only been triggered three times including today.
Although the rewards are low and monotonous, it is a nearly "free" thing after all, so it is good to have it.
Can the demons attack more people around them who are afraid of insects, so that I, the senior brother of the same sect, can protect them.
"What are you thinking about, frowning." Bai Bufan heard a sigh and turned his head to ask in surprise.
"I want to throw a hornet's nest into the classroom and lock the door with a snap." Lin Li said what was in his mind.
This should be considered a very bad demon invading Nansang Sect in large numbers, and the system should give him a task.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Why do you want to do this?"
Bai Bufan didn't understand why Lin Li had such an anti-social idea.
"Have you never raised flowers? Flowers must be pollinated. As flowers of the motherland, what's wrong with wasps pollinating them?" Lin Li said calmly.
There was a faint sense of death in his voice.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"Fuck," After a silence, Bai Bufan smiled and shook his head, pointing at Lin Li: "Lin Li, although I don't raise flowers, I am a farmer. However, I am a little confused now."
"What are you confused about?" Lin Li asked.
"Lin Li, how do you plant this? How do you plant it? How do you plant it~" Bai Bufan's ulterior motive was revealed, and he repeated the question in a 'confused' manner. No matter how
rich Bai Bufan's farming experience was, he didn't know how Lin Li planted this.
"Get lost." Lin Li smiled and gave a middle finger.
...
The first evening self-study ended.
All the boys in the back row gathered under the blackboard, looking at the pens and moth corpses that were still stuck in the wall.
"Fuck, it's so much stuck in, how much strength and accuracy do you need to do it, when did you practice it?" Zhou Baowei sighed.
"Does this need practice? Isn't it possible to operate with hands?" Lin Li shrugged.
The one he [imitated] was the best and most accurate guy that day. He was full of strength and had a 150% BUFF, so he was naturally very powerful.
"So you pretend? I have to suspect with the greatest malice that you ordered this moth to scare Luo Meng just to show off." Zhou Baowei laughed and scolded when he heard it.
"Your malice is still too small. Lin Li is planning to let the wasp bite all of us." Bai Bufan chuckled.
Zhou Baowei: "?"
"Lin Li, one day, you will need to show your ID card and instructions for use when buying a pen." Wang Zeze commented sharply.
"It feels like I made it up after stepping on Bufan's shit." Qin Zeyu shook his head.
The pen definitely can't be stuck to the wall with the moth's corpse. Lin Li jumped up, pulled out the pen, threw it into the trash can, and turned back to sneer:
"Guess? Guess one for me!"
"Hey, how do you throw it? Teach me, I really want to learn this. Once I learn it, I will immediately change my name to Qin Zeyu (mentor Lin Li)." Qin Zeyu scratched his head and pleaded expectantly.
"Just aim and throw it." Lin Li put his hands behind his back like a master, and walked to the toilet with great style and fame: "I won't chat with you ordinary people. I'm going to the toilet."
When he came back from the toilet, Lin Li found that his brothers gathered in the long corridor leading to the second grade teaching building.
"Lin Li, come here!" After noticing Lin Li's return, Wang Ze also called out.
Lin Li walked over. It turned out that this group of people found a plastic bottle with half a bottle of water left as a target, prepared several pens, and were now throwing pens.
This corridor leading to the second-year high school teaching building is rarely walked on, and people coming from the opposite direction can also see it immediately. Throwing trash here will neither damage public property nor accidentally injure classmates.
"We can't throw it the way you do. Come on, Lin Li, show us another one. I want to see you pierce the bottle!" Wang Ze handed Lin Li a pen and said to him expectantly.
Lin Li: "..."
Damn it.
[Imitation] can only be studied for one hour. The two evening self-study sessions at Nansang Middle School are both 80 minutes long. Now the effect has worn off. Otherwise, with Lin Li's personality, he would have reloaded it when he was at the blackboard just now.
The ability has entered CD.
——Although the storage limit of [Imitation] is two times, Lin Li usually uses the ability once to "imitate the "firearm" he imitates" to achieve an infinite cycle of the ability, so now there are still 30 hours before the number is restored to "1".
The "Invisible Sword" has a distance limit, and it is impossible for him to make the pen turn and fly in front of everyone.
So, if he throws it now, it is hard to say whether it will be a dart or a face.
"You guys play, I don't intend to participate in your boring game of playing house." After thinking everything through, Lin Li just waved his hand in the style of a master.
"Huh? Lin Li, you're given the chance to show off, but you don't?" Bai Bufan frowned.
"I'm past the age of wanting to be a transvestite, I don't like to show off." Lin Li continued to wave his hands.
"Throw one, throw one." However, even though Lin Li refused again and again, Wang Ze still locked the man and didn't let him go.
Several other buddies also came up to respond, with expectation in their eyes.
Shit, I accidentally became Joan of Arc - roasted on the fire.
"Ahem," Lin Li sighed, took Wang Ze's pen in a pretentious manner, weighed it, and shook his head with "regret":
"The quality of your pens is not good, you can't throw the effect just now.
I'm not lying to you, Bufan knows, I took his pen specifically to throw it because of this."
Lin Li pointed at Bai Bufan.
Wang Ze and others also looked at him.
After being pointed at, Bai Bufan didn't say a word, just ran back to the classroom and ran out again, handing Lin Li a pen that was exactly the same as the one just now, and it was still brand new.
Lin Li: "..."
The two looked at each other.
"Here, throw it away now." Bai Bufan had no expression, just raised his chin towards the bottle on the aisle.
"...No! Bufan! They threw away all the pens that had no water or ink. This is normal, recycling. Your penny is brand new, it will break if you throw it away, you prodigal son!"
Lin Li questioned with wide eyes.
"It doesn't matter," Bai Bufan shook his head, "I have a hunch that I can see a picture that is more valuable than this pen."
The corners of his mouth gradually rose to a strange arc as he spoke, and Bai Bufan added grimly:
"Lin Li... I don't think you, a bitch, would not pretend when you have the chance, unless... you can't pretend at all."
Lin Li: "..."
Damn.
The two of them knew each other too well. He knew how deep his roots were, and he knew how deep his roots were.
—— His guilty conscience was seen.
Hearing Bai Bufan's words, Wang Ze, Qin Zeyu and others narrowed their eyes and completely blocked the way back to the classroom. Even
more beastly was Zhou Baowei, who stepped forward and replaced the bottle in the distance with a bottle cap. In Lin Li's shocked eyes, he explained sanctimoniously:
"What's so good about the bottle for you to throw away? Isn't this looking down on my brother Lin? The bottle cap is about the same size as a moth. This time it's still a stationary target, which is still not difficult for my brother Lin Li!"
After doing all this, everyone's malicious eyes signaled to Lin Li that it was time to start.
Lin Li: "..."
None of the boys in Class 4 of Senior One were human, not one!
Lin Li laughed desolately, and then the bleak laughter gradually became louder.
Using both hands to push all the hair back, making the hair into a big back hair for a short time, Lin Li took the pen and stood in place to move his right arm.
"Bai Bufan, ha, Zhou Baowei, ha, Wang Ze, you, ha, are ridiculous."
"You, one by one, just watch me!"
"Questioning the card of my new world, as expected, only the ignorant can be fearless."
It was burning!
"Now, for your blindness--" Lin Li recalled what had just happened, made a move, stared at the bottle cap, fierce, forgetful, desperate: "- Pay the price!!"
The pen turned into a meteor, the gun shot out like a dragon, a little cold light!
At this moment, what Lin Li threw out was no longer a pen, but his face! !
——Because damn, it didn't! Throw! Hit!
The pen fell to the ground and rolled twice.
"..."
Feeling the silent but suddenly fierce gazes of the people around him, Lin Li didn't dare to look back, but just covered his mouth with his right palm, put his elbow on the back of his left hand, and after a long time, he said:
"Damn, the wind was too strong just now, I'll throw it again."
Lin Li, under the death gaze of the boy, ran like a dog and went to pick up the pen alone.
The last few people who picked up the pen were behind him, but he was the one who picked up the pen. Lin Li felt that this world was hopeless.
Return to the original position and light it again!
——"Damn, why is the light so bright! It made me fail to aim. Let's try again."
——"Fuck, which class just now shouted so loudly when I was throwing it, and I threw it wrong. Let's try again."
Lin Li's body control ability is actually very good, but the target is a bottle cap after all, which is too small. Zhou Baowei put it too far away for this evil beast. Lin Li, a little immortal at the third level of Qi Condensation, can't hit it right away. Although
Lin Li feels that he has learned some skills and can hit it after throwing a few more times to get used to it, it seems that there is no chance——
"What's the reason this time?" Bai Bufan asked with a smile after failing to hit it for the fourth time.
Lin Li didn't pick it up after hearing that. He turned around and showed a cute and innocent smile: "Hehe, do you believe me when I said the network was stuck just now?"
"..."
"Huh——"
"Huh——"
"I told you a long time ago that Lin Li just did that by guessing. He is a useless thing."
"Bufan, can you poop more secretly next time so that Lin Li won't step on you?"
"How can someone still say "~Question louder~I can't hear you~"? Shameless."
"Okay, okay, Lin Li, go play somewhere else. Don't be an eyesore here and waste our time."
The real version of the wall falling down, everyone pushed it down. I saw that these people who just called their mentors and fathers their birth, now abandoned me and pushed me away with disgust.
"How dare you, a bunch of people going up the mountain, mock the gods coming down the mountain! !" Lin Li pointed at everyone angrily, and then a little sad: "The way down the mountain... is too noisy."
"Did anyone know me earlier than rumors?"
"A butterfly can't fly across the ocean, can you bear to blame? "
No one cares about me, this bunch of idiots.
"If the spring breeze has pity on flowers, could you allow me to be young again! !" Lin Li sat on the ground with his back against the wall, looking desolate.
Finally someone paid attention to me.
It was Xue Jian who came down the stairs carrying a stack of answer sheets. After seeing Lin Li sitting on the ground, he asked in surprise: "Lin Li, why are you sitting on the ground?"
"Teacher..." Lin Li raised his head sadly, "I'm old and useless... I miss myself when I was 18 years old, and I miss the omnipotent self."
Xue Jian: "(；☉_☉)? "
In my class, you can even see eighteen-year-old students who are missing their eighteen years old.
This is my class four of the first year of high school, the most supermodel class in the current version of Nansang Middle School. It is the focus of the principal and the grade director. The fundamental reason why the rules and regulations have to be emphasized to everyone once and then emphasized again to myself in private.
As the head teacher of such a class, Xue Jian felt that his life was over.
Xue Jian took a deep breath. It was unnecessary for him to ask this question, but since he asked it, Xue Jian still patted Lin Li's head in disdain and comforted him perfunctorily: "It's okay, Lin Li, the teacher is old and useless."
"Alas, teacher, time is really a ruthless thing," Lin Li sighed deeply, and then suddenly thought of something and looked up:
"However, teacher, I heard that some people are useless when they are old, and some useless people are old. The situations are different, so I don't think you can use the word "also" in a general way."
Xue Jian: "(；☉_☉)? "
There's no need for me to comfort this evil creature! "
Xue Jian's mouth twitched slightly, and he knocked the answer sheet in his hand on Lin Li's head without using any force - anyway, this guy had already put his hands on his head, and he had obviously anticipated this result.
"Teacher, I mean I'm the old and useless one!" Lin Li argued.
"You're the best!" Xue Jian sneered, but he knew Lin Li meant no harm and was just joking.
Then he looked at the other boys in the class in the circular corridor, and after seeing what they were doing, he frowned and shouted:
"Bufan! Baowei! What are you guys doing? Why are you throwing away your pens? If other teachers see you, they'll laugh again. What's wrong with you? Hurry up and go back to the classroom! Really, none of you makes me worry."
As a middle-aged and serious teacher, Xue Jian's sense of oppression is still sufficient for the students in the class except Lin Li. Hearing this, the boys picked up their things and walked towards the classroom in shame.
"Teacher, if Lin Li scolds you, you can scold him. Why transfer your anger to us?"
Bai Bufan walked to Lin Li and Xue Jian and said this weakly.
Xue Jian looked at Bai Bufan, who suddenly sat next to Lin Li with his hands on his head, and was obviously ready to be hit by him. He looked up at the sky and sighed deeply.
To satisfy Bai Bufan, Xue Jian knocked on his head and shouted coldly: "Lin Li can get 150 in math! Can you do it?"
The boys were shocked: Wow, Lin Li got 150 in math?
Lin Li was also shocked: Wow, the privileges of a good student that I've always thought about?
Am I finally a privileged class!
Then the first thing I have to do is to forget my roots - many hands make light work, wait for me to burn some wood to extinguish it. If you
don't block the people behind you after entering the poison circle, isn't it a waste of time to enter this circle?
Thinking of having someone to back him up, Lin Li stood up suddenly, pointed at Wang Ze and others who were still standing and sneered, and then said to Xue Jian expectantly:
"Teacher, they just ganged up to bully and insult me. Now I want them all to kneel down and apologize to me, otherwise I will transfer to another class immediately. You don't want me to transfer to another class with a score of 150 in math?"
Oh?
There is such a good thing?
"Which class are you going to? The teacher has many connections here and can help you get through the relationship and save the process." Xue Jian turned his head and asked.
"It's OK, teacher. I won't leave." Yingbao is still in this class and can't leave. Lin Li shrugged and sat on the ground again.
Lin Li also understood.
His good student privileges are a little different from Chen Yuying's good student privileges.
Lin Li believes that in Xue Jian's eyes, the class hierarchy is probably like this -
Chen Yuying and other good students > ordinary students > humans > Lin Li (good student BUFF) > Bai Bufan and other creatures > tables and chairs and other class property > others > Lin Li.
After all this time, I worked hard to climb up, and I got privileges from my brothers. I'm still alive, jumping.
"Okay, give the answer sheet to the class representative and ask him to distribute it, and then tell him to collect the weekend homework and send it to the office before nine o'clock."
Seeing this reaction, Xue Jian smiled, handed the answer sheet to Lin Li, and said.
"Okay."
He walked into the classroom with Bai Bufan and others, and didn't give it to the class representative first, but lowered his head to look for Chen Yuying's answer sheet.
Meanwhile, Lin Li was a little forgetful, so he turned around and asked, "Bufan, what did Lao Jiantou just say about my math score? I forgot."
Bai Bufan pointed at Wang Ze and the others in a Donnie Yen-style manner.
"I told you, Lin Li never misses any opportunity to show off. He just refused to throw the darts, which was too obvious."
"Really."
"I see."
"So how many points did I get? I really forgot." Lin Li thought hard.
"Oh, I didn't forget to feed the horse."
"Wow, you have a really bad mouth, I'm speechless." Lin Li was sweating profusely.
(End of this chapter)
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