Chapter 318 Class 4 of Senior 1 gathered together to celebrate the event!
The next day, November 11, Monday.
Lin Li went to the classroom.
Double Eleven, another year of e-commerce festival, but Lin Li did not buy anything.
The value of Double Eleven is really getting lower and lower now.
The previous Double Eleven was indeed discounted, especially in the second year after the event came out. If you really want to buy, you have to rely on grabbing.
At that time, Lin Li suspected that this e-commerce festival might be a conspiracy of cannibals to fuel the flames, just to make everyone buy.
Kende people are crazy about Double Eleven, V me a hand.
But now Double Eleven, haha, the original price is 598, the deposit is reduced by 148, the store is reduced by 500, the cross-store is reduced by 30, the member is exclusively reduced by 20, and the pre-order is 20% off, and the sow wears bad omen - one set after another, buying something is like doing math problems.
It would be fine if it was really discounted.
Finally, I bought this 598-yuan item for 200 yuan. I was so happy. But I checked the historical price and found that it was priced at 200 yuan in October. It was specially raised to 598 yuan before the Double Eleven and then discounted.
I was honest when I saw this result.
But there are not so many discounts in the world. The wool comes from the sheep. The nature of businessmen is to pursue profit.
Remember, as long as you know how to read, you will know that "capital", "capital", and "family" are not people, but "capital" suppresses people, "capital" holds people, and "family" has no people.
This is a capitalist, who would rather pour milk than sell cheaply.
In this world, the cost price is the real 799, and there is really no routine. There are indeed some products that can be bought for only 79.9, but Lin Li generally calls them "stocks".
Of course, the low price of stocks does not mean a discount. You never know whether it has reached the bottom.
It fell? Good opportunity, buy at the bottom!
Still falling? I want to make a lot of money, I will buy again!
Keep falling! I have a feeling that it can't fall any further, keep copying!
Hehe, it really didn't fall, but this stock is fucking delisted, I lost all my money, I'll copy your mother!
Stockholders know best, there is a basement under the ground, there is a cellar under the basement, there is a crust under the cellar, there is hell under the crust, remember, there are eighteen layers of hell.
So, what a shitty e-commerce festival, now this is just an ordinary Singles' Day, singles should just guide other singles on this day.
Lin Li looked at the system.
After school last night, I rode my bike to Laoyou Road again. Although the purpose has changed, I still didn't get much.
Today is a new week, and the system update is still not very interesting. I don't know where it is. I still don't know what the two extra buttons at the beginning of the month are for.
And Lin Li hasn't used the refresh opportunity given this week yet.
The current five commodity columns are "Random Quality Spirit Stone", "Luck Talisman", "Colorful Treasure Clothes", "Ability Amplifier (+2)", and "Life Extension Pill".
Although the spiritual fluid that can be accumulated in the Xiuxian World for a few hours can have a spiritual energy content close to the output of the "Spirit Spring" for nearly half a month, from the perspective of efficiency, the "Random Quality Spirit Stone" is no longer meaningful to Lin Li, and it is not a pity to discard it.
But the problem is that Lin Li dare not guarantee that he can go to the Xiuxian World next month. Who knows if the system of this slot will do something else.
At present, there is no sign of the all-female mecha world. Maybe the world he will go to next month will become this.
Therefore, before confirming that he has a stable way to go to the Xiuxian World, Lin Li feels that it is necessary to leave himself a source of spiritual energy.
If one day he can't go to the Xiuxian World, the spiritual fluid is used up, and there is no spiritual energy, then his cultivation will end directly.
At that time, the cost of gambling on refresh may be higher.
"Ability Amplifier" and "Life Extension Pill" are things that Lin Li doesn't use now, but may buy in the future.
So Lin Li's idea is to ask Shanqing Taoist if he has heard of the magic weapon "Seven-Colored Treasure Clothes" after going to the Xiuxian World in the middle of the week.
Taoist Shanqing recognized the system's skills, but he ignored his own magic weapon. If Taoist Shanqing knew about this magic weapon, he would ask about its value. If it was valuable, he would consider saving up to exchange for another one. If he had never heard of it, he would just buy it.
"Hey, isn't this Wang Ze? Why are you so late today? Aren't you in the classroom listening to the extraordinary wild history at this time?"
When approaching the first-grade teaching building, Lin Li saw Wang Ze who was about to go upstairs, so he raised his hand to greet him.
"Ah - Monday is like this," Wang Ze yawned, took the breakfast from Lin Li's hand, and clenched his other hand weakly and chanted:
"Monday Monday, the spirit is gone~ Next Monday, my first seven days~"
"Do you know the jingle?" Hearing this, Lin Li snapped his fingers and began to chant: "Monday Monday~ dying~ want to take a pen~ fucking stab everyone in the world and kill the world!"
Lin Li's first three sentences were ups and downs, as rhythmic as shouting slogans, but the fourth sentence was immediately ferocious and the speed was extremely fast, without a pause.
Wang Ze: "?"
"Full score for emotion, zero for rhyme." Wang Ze laughed and scolded, then sighed with resentment:
"Why didn't I sleep for more than ten hours on the two nights of the weekend? Now it's good, the next time I have to wait until this weekend."
"People are like this, they have fun when they are playing, and when they wake up, they are like "Fuck mud horse, why did I have fun before", and they can't understand themselves at all. "Lin Li smiled and shrugged.
He said that if he were given another chance, it would definitely not be like this.
In fact, if he were to do it again, it would be "Hey, if I don't have fun now, when will I have fun? Why bother sleeping and getting up to have
fun?" "It's hard for people to empathize with each other, but it's quite easy for people to empathize with animals. Even I gradually understand the behavior of chickens waking up early every day and starting to scream." Wang Ze lamented softly.
"Because the customer sneaked away in his pants in the middle of the night and didn't pay you yet?" Lin Li asked.
"Who the hell are you talking about?" Wang Ze pointed at someone like a husky. He was energetic for a while, but then he became listless again:
"Why is it only Monday? I want to die, I want to die, I want to die. It's been a long time since the weekend, New Year's Day, and winter vacation...
Why do I feel that these days are just like Xiahou Dun looking at Louis XVI, with no end in sight... I want to die, I want to die, I want to die..."
Many people now say that contemporary students have no goals at all.
What a joke! The goal after National Day is Mid-Autumn Festival, the goal after Mid-Autumn Festival is New Year's Day, and the goal after New Year's Day is winter vacation!
The goals of each stage are very clear.
"So energetic, so good~" Hearing such a voice, Lin Li looked at Wang Ze with a kind look and sighed softly.
"?"
"Can you stop reading and replying randomly? I said I want to die, and you said I have energy?" Wang Ze raised his middle finger.
"Yes, corpses don't want to die. Wanting to die is the privilege of living people. If it's not vitality, what is it?" Lin Li asked back in surprise.
Wang Ze: "?"
"...It seems reasonable." "
But I don't recommend dying now. It's easy to be reborn into a family with three children." Lin Li added.
"Fuck, Lin Li, thank you. For the first time, your belief in living is so strong." Wang Ze was still frightened.
The two went upstairs together.
"How is it with your senior sister?" Although it would not be awkward to be quiet when walking with a buddy, it was impossible to keep quiet. Lin Li asked casually, "Did you seize the moment?"
"How can I let others seize my moment so quickly? Fuck, this is not my purpose. Can you not be so humble!" Wang Ze said contemptuously.
When mentioning Qian Ying, Wang Ze still felt a little embarrassed. He smiled:
"Everyone had to go home after the exam last week. I asked her to stay at school and go out this weekend. She agreed. I thought that when we go out together on the weekend, I will see if there is a suitable opportunity and I will take the initiative to confess."
Lin Li blinked: "This week? Where to date? The night market in Pinglu?"
"It's not decided yet, but it should be this, you know?" Wang Ze nodded and asked.
"Are you going on Friday or Saturday? If you go on Saturday, maybe we can meet them." Lin Li smiled, then said seriously: "It's just a coincidence, it's really a coincidence, our "three people and one dog" are going to play there too."
"If you two are going too, then I have to stay away from you..." Wang Ze clicked his tongue.
Brothers can be relied on in times of danger, but brothers are the biggest danger when it comes to safety. He is afraid that these two bitches will make trouble for him.
But then he asked again: "Three people and one dog, you, Bufan, who are the other two? Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan?"
"Plus Qu Wanqiu."
"Isn't that four people and one dog or three people and two dogs?"
"Baby, you smell so good," Lin Li leaned over, pinched Wang Ze's hard gym butt, and said softly: "I'm neither a human nor a dog, I'm one. "
Wang Ze paused, then stopped going up the stairs, and stepped back two steps, stood still, bent over, raised his buttocks high, and grabbed one part of his buttocks with both hands. He turned around and said softly:
"Here, brother, come on."
Lin Li: "?"
Your mother.
That's right, when he used Nantong's trick in front of Wang Ze, it was indeed a bit like "showing off one's skills in front of Lao Ai - showing off one's skills in front of an expert".
"You are really not happy when I let you in." Seeing that Lin Li was reluctant to come in, Wang Ze felt a little disgusted.
Lin Li chuckled, but it didn't matter, there were other people who could get into Piyanzi.
"Thousand-year-old-kill-"
"Fuck!!"
On the second floor, at the entrance of the classroom.
"According to unofficial historical records, Sun Ce and Sun Quan looked very similar. After Sun Ce died, under Sun Quan's strong pursuit, Da Qiao also obeyed Sun Quan.
But every night when they were having fun, Da Qiao would always call out the wrong name. Sun Ce's courtesy name was Bofu, and Sun Quan's courtesy name was Zhongmou. Therefore, Da Qiao was sometimes Bofu and sometimes Zhongmou. This is the origin of the saying "indistinguishable between equals!"
"Wow, what's the point of brother-wife marriage? Da Qiao is very comfortable."
"If you ask me, this problem is easy to solve. Just send Da Qiao to study abroad. When she comes back, she won't have this worry and will only say oh yes. She
can also write a pure love novel. I have even thought of the title, "The sister-in-law who returned from studying abroad in the West Sea, her moans turned into oh yes."
"Wow, your title is less pure love than mine yesterday, right? But if you want to read it and love to read it, there is no store to sell it."
Lin Li and Wang Ze looked at each other with satisfaction. It was great that they had not missed the most exciting part of the day.
"Teacher Bufan, Teacher Bufan, I have a question." Lin Li raised his hand and walked into the classroom.
"Ask." Bai Bufan was as serious as Xue Jian.
"Then where did the idiom "between equals equal" come from?" Lin Li asked.
Everyone was stunned.
But the old artist is the old artist, very calm, Bai Bufan almost without any hesitation to continue the conversation:
"This is a good question, other students should also have the divergent thinking of classmate Lin Li, this is exactly what the teacher plans to talk about in the next class, originally planned to teach it tomorrow, but since you asked, let's talk about it today.
According to unofficial history, after Da Qiao was evenly matched with Sun Ce, she always felt guilty and missed her late husband, so she went to Sun Ce's grave with Sun Quan to burn paper afterwards.
After the paper was burned, Da Qiao's guilt was gone, and Sun Quan's CD was cooled down. There is an old saying in the Three Kingdoms, since we are here, the two looked at each other and drank tea and fire, and were evenly matched.
Classmate Xiao Lin, do you understand?"
"Fuck hahaha——"
"I thought you would say it was a 3p, but Bai Bufan, you are worthy of you, it's more hell than I thought."
Lin Li laughed wildly and gave a thumbs up.
...
Qu Wanqiu was not the only one who handed in a mobile phone this week, Chen Tianming actually brought one too.
"Bai Bufan, I don't quite understand why you do this." During the break, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan coldly and said without emotion.
Bai Bufan said nothing, put the test paper that he had finished halfway through this class back into his personal locker at the back, and locked it with a small lock.
"Bai Bufan! I need an explanation. You locked the locker under the eyes of the whole class. Are you locking a few books and papers, or is it the basic trust we have established as classmates?"
"Look at the lockers. Apart from your locker, is anyone else's locker locked? If even books need to be kept as if to prevent thieves, does it mean that you think there are despicable people hiding in this class who need to be locked to prevent them?"
"Bai! Bu! Fan! You are using physical chains to cut the class community! I'll ask you one last time, Bai Bufan - who are you judging with this lock that you put up in front of everyone!"
Lin Li was filled with indignation and anger.
As for these pearls of wisdom, Bai Bufan only felt that it was noisy and tickled his ears with his little finger, then turned his head and sneered at Lin Li:
"Why, you can't steal my test paper and write the answers on the blackboard like last time, are you angry?"
Lin Li looked away.
Hehe, you found me.
"Sure enough, throw a brick into the doghouse, the one that barks the loudest at you is the one that was hit." Bai Bufan continued to sneer.
Lin Li turned back, thought for a while, and said: "Bufan, you are wrong to say that, some people are allergic to bricks and won't bark."
"What do you mean by allergic to bricks?" Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment and didn't understand.
"Last time I was playing with bricks on the balcony, and I accidentally dropped a brick, and it hit a person who was allergic to bricks. He fainted on the spot and couldn't speak. Really, you didn't tell me in advance that the allergy was so serious." Lin Li said in annoyance.
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
There were too many complaints, and Bai Bufan was speechless for a while.
"You call this a brick allergy! Then all humans are allergic to it!" Bai Bufan then questioned.
Lin Li shrugged and stood up.
In the morning, several classes were discussing the test papers. So far, he has performed very well in the midterm exam.
It's hard to say about Chinese. I dare not make a conclusion before the results come out, but there are basically no major losses in other subjects.
As long as there are no accidents in the remaining few subjects, Lin Li believes that his score should be able to enter the top ten in the grade and complete the task.
As for the top scorer in a single subject, 150 in mathematics is enough. I don't know if it's because there are no other 150 in the grade, or the system thinks that the first place is also the first place.
Anyway, it's fine.
After stretching, Bai Bufan stopped him from stealing the test paper, so Lin Li walked to Zhou Baowei to see what he was doing. It
was obviously the end of the class, but Zhou Baowei was still crawling on his seat, and now he was scribbling on his answer sheet with a red pen.
When he got closer, he could see that Zhou Baowei was lining all the deduction marks written by the teacher, such as "-4" and "-2".
"Baowei, what are you doing?" Lin Li asked in confusion.
Hearing this, Zhou Baowei pointed to another answer sheet that had not been outlined and explained: "This is the original score, and I don't want to be the original score."
"So I thickened the teacher's corrections, so that they are no longer original scores, but thick scores." Pointing to the answer sheet with thicker outlines, Zhou Baowei added the second sentence.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "(；゜○゜)?"
It really is.
Lin Li thought about it, reached out and took the eraser that was half used (or half deducted, to be precise) in his position, and rubbed it hard on the answer sheet. He rubbed it too hard and wrinkled the answer sheet:
"Very good, now I am not the original score, but I don't want to be a non-scoring scorer, I am a wrinkled scorer."
Slurp, slurp, Saturday's jade feet are vivid in my mind, long live jade feet.
Of course, I have to emphasize again that Lin Li is not a leg control.
Then Lin Li and Zhou Baowei looked at their respective deskmates - Bai Bufan and Qin Zeyu.
It's your turn to perform, and the two of them also realized this.
"I'm a slut." Bai Bufan replied.
"I'm a fireman." Qin Zeyu also replied.
The two looked at each other and stood up at the same time.
"I'll go outside to borrow a lighter." Qin Zeyu walked out.
"I'm just masturbating here." Bai Bufan took off his pants.
"Not that bad, not that bad, not that bad, the test paper still doesn't need to be burned--" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei hurriedly stopped Qin Zeyu from being angry.
Bai Bufan, who had just untied his belt, was silent.
Because no one stopped him.
Even now, including Qin Zeyu, the three of them were looking at him. The three of them were silent, staring, but not saying a word.
"...No one stopped me?" Bai Bufan said weakly.
"Fight, I just want to see what masturbation is." Lin Li raised his chin, his tone calm.
Zhou Baowei and Qin Zeyu also nodded.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Beast, fucking beast.
Was Lin Li so uncomfortable when he was being held up to throw darts yesterday?
After putting himself in his shoes, Bai Bufan had to sigh-Lin Li really deserved it and should have been treated like this a long time ago.
"What new thing are you doing?" Wang Ze came from the front row to the back row at this time, and asked curiously when he saw this confrontation.
"We are..." Bai Bufan stepped forward after being saved and told Wang Ze the whole story.
"This is your home court, Wang Ze, show it." After the introduction, Bai Bufan looked at Wang Ze expectantly.
Wang Ze is the owner of the title of "Look at the Criticism", the only legend of Xiling High School, and the King of the Netherworld who existed on the wall for three minutes.
Wang Ze naturally doesn't know how to read the test paper and correct it, which is exactly what these bs want, but he still has an idea.
He took the answer sheet and came to Lin Li's position. In front of everyone's sight, he threw the answer sheet on the lawn on the first floor.
——"This is a rough criterion!"
"Ohohoh!!! It's Wang Ze, it's the criterion!" Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were very satisfied with the result. They clapped their hands with Wang Ze, and called him "oh oh" to be the supporting role.
Wang Ze clapped his hands and felt that his breathing was a little difficult.
Looking back, oh oh, it turned out that Lin Li was pinching his neck and trying to strangle himself to death. He was so scared that Wang Ze thought he was eating betel nuts.
"What's wrong, Lin Li?" Wang Ze asked with difficulty.
"Using my test paper to make hasty marks, this kind of thing, do you think a pure love warrior like me can accept it?" Lin Li's smile and voice were very gloomy.
Lin Li ▄︻┻┳═一Wang Ze.
Lin Li corrected Wang Ze's answer, and Wang Ze became a killer.
"Bufan." After Wang Ze picked up the answer sheet and returned it to him, the bell for class rang. Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and said.
"You tell me." Bai Bufan turned around.
Pointing to the small lock of the locker at the back, Lin Li said calmly:
"Where did you buy the lock? I'm considering buying one too."
Bai Bufan smiled and threw a boomerang--
"Lin Li, I forgot the first part and the second part, but I remember a sentence in the middle-
you want to lock the locker under the eyes of the whole class. Are you trying to lock a few books and papers, or the basic trust we have established with our classmates?"
"Akashi Akashi! There is no trust in this class!"
"Oh, you see, you're anxious again."
(End of this chapter)
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