Chapter 484: The summary is very good. Don’t do it again next time.
You, such an enthusiastic brother...you don't sound like a good person.
Question: Lin Li’s friend now has a biological father and a cousin. Is the biological father his biological father or his cousin? And is the cousin his biological father or his cousin?
In short, the example of this enthusiastic neighbor who was suspected to be surnamed Wang successfully wavered Wu Lifeng, who had originally firmly believed that "distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors."
At least distant relatives are far away from my wife.
"Sister Xuan and Miaomiao are here."
However, before Wu Lifeng could dwell on this issue, he saw a new figure coming in from the entrance of the hall and said to Lin Li.
A woman holding a little boy's hand.
Meeting Lin Li who turned back, the woman smiled and waved, then her expression changed at the speed of light, and she lowered her head to say something to the little boy.
Qin Xuan, the eldest daughter of her aunt, is half a year older than Fang Qihe and is the oldest among the younger generation. As for the little kid she is holding, he is not her son, but her biological brother, who was born to his parents in their old age. His nickname is Miaomiao.
In fact, Qin Xuan has a younger sister, but she is studying in another city and did not come back on New Year's Day.
Qin Xuan brought Miaomiao and sat next to Lin Li.
Seeing that Qin Xuan was still scolding and even slapping Miaomiao's hand after she sat down, Lin Li asked curiously: "Sister Xuan, what's wrong with Miaomiao?"
"Indeed, beating children is not a good thing." Wu Lifeng also nodded.
Qin Xuan didn't answer directly, but asked Lin Li: "Lin Li, Ah Feng, do you two have any snacks?"
"I don't have any."
"I happen to have one here." Lin Li reached into his pocket, took out a piece of candy and handed it to Qin Xuan.
"Lin Li, give it to Miao Miao."
"Miaomiao, this is for you." Lin Li did as he was told.
Miaomiao, who was choking with sobs, took the candy and stopped crying a little.
Qin Xuan stared at her brother, who could be considered her son to some extent. "Miao Miao, what are you going to say when your brother gives you something?"
Miaomiao looked up at Lin Li sincerely, "Brother, is there anything else?"
Lin Li and Wu Lifeng: "Oo?"
Qin Xuan: "I just talked to you for a long time, but you didn't listen at all, right?!"
"It's to say thank you!!"
Miaomiao looked up at Lin Li sincerely after hearing this and said, "Thank you. Anything else?"
Qin Xuan took a deep breath and then smiled.
Relieved, she placed her bag on the chair and dragged Miaomiao out. At the same time, she turned back and said coldly, "I'm going to go out and deal with the unfortunate family situation."
"Sometimes children do need to be beaten." Wu Lifeng changed his mind very naturally.
Lin Li held a different view. He frowned slightly and said, "It's not really unfortunate. I think this child has a promising future. He's quite lucky."
Upon hearing this, Wu Lifeng took a deep look at the person in front of him who was suspected to be the person Miaomiao might become when she grows up.
Objectively speaking, Wu Lifeng believes that Lin Li's evaluation is too subjective.
At this time, the victim Wu Min should be invited to speak instead of letting the perpetrator be the judge.
After a brief reminisce, Lin Li opened the group chat on his phone.
But at this point everyone has either already arrived at school or is on their way to school, so there is no new information in the group.
Instead, a bunch of software started popping up last year's annual report.
Take a look at what this year's annual report contains.
"Morning check-in: June 13th, 04:37, you've woken up. A beautiful new day begins by watching "How to Quickly Find and Kill the Damned Mosquitoes in Your Room."
A day of exploding curiosity: March 17th. You slept in late. At 3:46 a.m., you were still searching for "How long and thick can a human pull out a golden python?" Soaring in the ocean of knowledge.
"On February 27th, you slept so well that at 1:46 a.m., a 20ml/tube/bag of enema from Dayuan Pharmacy was delivered to you. I believe this medication was of great help to you. We will definitely work even harder to take care of you from now on."
Lin Li: “☉_☉”
Forget it, I won’t watch it anymore.
No need.
It would be rude to read any further.
Lin Li glanced at Wu Lifeng next to him. He didn't know if he had just seen him reading the annual report or what, but he was also reading it at the moment.
Took a glance.
"The most common note you leave on Meituan is, 'Boss, I have a few dogs at home. If you have any extra duck butts, give them away.'"
Lin Li frowned slightly, realizing that the matter was not simple: "Brother, did you get a dog at home? When? Isn't my uncle allergic?"
Wu Lifeng's fingers trembled slightly when he heard this, and then he silently pressed the home button. After waiting for a second, he calmly looked up at Lin Li:
"Don't worry about this. This is my family matter, Lin Li. You are just my cousin. You have crossed the line."
Lin Li's expression also calmed down. After a moment, he couldn't help but ask sincerely, "Is the duck butt delicious?"
Wu Lifeng: "If there is no shit, it is very fragrant. If you eat too much, it will be greasy."
“Is there a high probability of shit?”
“It’s low, but not nothing.”
“Is shit delicious?”
“It’s not tasty.”
"I understand, cousin, thank you."
"You're welcome, cousin."
The atmosphere was normal. Both of them were calm and even deliberately expressionless. In the end, Wu Lifeng couldn't help but waved his hand and decided to change the subject:
"Don't read these annual reports. Have you ever been like me? I just write reports, write them randomly, and take it for granted. Let's just play games to kill time. Lin Li, what have you been playing lately?"
"I haven't played games much recently. At most, I play to join in the fun when my friends call me. I mostly play PC games and mobile games... and I only play occasionally when they call me." Lin Li shrugged.
How can games be as fun as practicing, chatting, and surfing the Internet?
"Aren't you playing Genshin Impact anymore? Did you know that Genshin Impact has been giving out benefits recently?" Wu Lifeng asked in surprise.
"What kind of benefits are they giving out? 8,000 Mora? I think the players' voices are still too sharp."
"No," Wu Lifeng smiled. "Just click uninstall and you can get 30GB of memory for free. I've already got it. You can try it too."
"Oh, this one, I've received this one!" Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
While chatting, Qin Xuan and Miaomiao had already returned, and other guests also arrived and took their seats one after another. The engagement banquet was about to officially begin.
"Dear friends and family, good evening! On this New Year's Day, we are gathered in the brilliantly lit Huaya Hall to witness the engagement of Mr. Fang Qihe and Ms. Yu Liu!
Auspicious days meet on auspicious occasions, and happy festivals celebrate a happy marriage. The house is filled with laughter and joy, and everywhere is overflowing with happiness and warmth. The stars are moving, and the couple is made in heaven..."
After most people arrived, the lights in the hall were slightly adjusted and the emcee officially started the process.
As everyone at Lin Li's table focused their attention on the newlyweds, a slightly discordant voice rang out from within the table:
"Xuan, Qihe is already engaged, and you are older than him, when will you get engaged?
Girls have more troubles than boys when they get older. Your parents are so worried, and it will be terrible if no one wants you in the future."
It’s my aunt.
There was nothing malicious in the question. She had a good relationship with Qin Xuan's parents, and she was not deliberately trying to make things difficult for Qin Xuan.
After all, this is actually a topic that can never be avoided when the elders are present, not to mention that the banquet is an engagement banquet. In fact, even if my aunt-in-law doesn't mention it, other elders will definitely bring it up.
This is something that all older single young people, regardless of gender, must experience.
"Don't worry, don't worry." Qin Xuan was naturally used to it, so she just smiled ingratiatingly when she heard it, "It won't be that no one wants me. There will always be someone in this world waiting for me."
A certain woman present sneered unhappily upon hearing this: "Waiting for you? Who? The King of Hell?"
Qin Xuan: “…”
There is no doubt that such a strong aggressive guy was still happy when he heard the words, and the atmosphere was not stagnant at all. It can only be Qin Xuan's biological mother.
"Mom - what you said is so unpleasant, just say it out loud." Qin Xuan said sadly.
"Oh," the aunt sneered again when she heard this, "My aunt-in-law is still hoping that you'll get engaged. You haven't even started dating yet, so what can you order? Takeout?
Your sister is already in a relationship at school, but you haven't even started dating yet. You're such a loser."
"Don't worry, don't worry~"
Lin Li stood aside and happily ate melon.
Fortunately, Wu Min did not tell other relatives that she was in a relationship. Otherwise, if her aunt mentioned that "even Lin Li is in a relationship", then she would be doomed. The topic would instantly focus on herself, and Sister Xuan's death sentence would be suspended.
"Everyone is anxious, but you are not." The aunt rubbed her eyebrows in distress, "Even the blind date I found for you didn't show up, tsk."
Qin Xuan: "I think she's right about 'just you'. That guy who called 'everyone' is really impatient."
Auntie: “…”
The uncle-in-law looked at Fang Qihe and Yu Liu, who had already started exchanging engagement rings, and glanced at Qin Xuan, choosing a roundabout tactic:
"Xuan, look at how sweet Qihe and Xiaoliu are right now. How wonderful! Now that you're looking at the picture of their engagement, don't you have any thoughts?"
Qin Xuan: "Yes."
My uncle's eyes lit up: "What's the idea?"
Qin Xuan: "When will the food be served?"
Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly and looked at Qin Xuan with respect - this girl actually has the appearance of a treasure!
As for my uncle-in-law, the light in his eyes was extinguished, completely... extinguished: "I want to have a grandchild... but I'm afraid there's no hope in the next two years..."
Upon hearing this, Qin Xuan turned around and prepared the materials for the spell. After he succeeded, he patted Miaomiao.
Miaomiao looked at her uncle: "Grandpa."
After shouting, Miaomiao looked back at Qin Xuan expectantly, and Qin Xuan did not let him down. She took another piece of candy from Lin Li and handed it to him.
Miaomiao was very satisfied, and it seemed that Qin Xuan's teaching had worked to a certain extent. He first called his father "Grandpa" as a token of his appreciation, and then looked at Lin Li: "Brother, is there anything else?"
At least you don’t ask directly, but give first and then ask for it. Isn’t that a big improvement?
Qin Xuan ignored him this time and looked at her father with satisfaction: "Dad, now you can hold your grandson."
Uncle-in-law: “…”
Eh, no.
"Now that I have a grandson, what about my son?" he asked.
"Dad, one can't be too greedy," she replied.
“…”
“…”
"You shouldn't have let Lin Li take you out to play when you were a child..." After a few seconds of silence, my uncle-in-law concluded with a headache and sadness.
Lin Li: "oO?"
The Tiangang is reversed.
Can I be blamed for this? Is this a bit too much?
Judging from their age, isn't it obvious that Qin Xuan has led herself astray?
How can a small person like me have such a great influence? Slander, malicious slander.
However, seeing that he was mentioned, Lin Li stopped just watching the show and comforted his uncle:
"Uncle-in-law, don't worry. Sister Xuan is not unwanted. It seems that a company executive is pursuing Sister Xuan and often sends her messages."
"Is it true?" The light in my uncle's eyes lit up again.
Qin Xuan was stunned. Although she didn't know what Lin Li was going to say, she knew that she had to cover her mouth at this moment!
It's too late.
Lin Li: "Yeah, I think his name is Luckin's Chief Welfare Officer. I just saw him messaging Sister Xuan."
It went out, and went out again, and my uncle felt that he would never love again.
I'm so stupid, really, how could I believe what Lin Li said...
The engagement process didn't take too long. After all, everyone was gathered at dinner time. If the pre-process took too long, everyone would probably go hungry. Soon, after everyone stood up and toasted the newlyweds at the request of the host, the banquet was officially announced to begin.
The waiters outside the hall who had just finished their meals but had not rushed in due to the process, immediately filed in and began to heat up the dishes for each table.
Noticing the occasional malicious gazes from an elderly single woman next to him, Lin Li ate his meal quietly, his eyes fixed on his nose.
Especially just now, the scene where Qin Xuan's eyes lit up was also observed by Lin Li.
Lin Li was very familiar with this look because it often appeared on him.
This means having a clever idea.
So I have to be even more cautious.
"Lin Li, this is delicious, you can try it." Sure enough, after a few moments, Qin Xuan unfolded the map of Yan State, seemingly unable to hide the dagger, and said to Lin Li with a gentle smile.
Lin Li was not in a hurry. Although he nodded, he observed first.
After finding that no one at the table objected to the dish Qin Xuan pointed out, he stretched out his chopsticks, picked up a small piece, and put it into his mouth.
The taste is indeed okay.
Lin Li then turned his gaze towards Qin Xuan: "So, what's your next plan?"
Seeing Lin Li's attitude, Qin Xuan frowned with a headache.
Lin Li's alertness was written all over his face.
I’m afraid he can’t fall into this trap.
After a moment, Qin Xuan decided to make a decision that went against her ancestors. She waved at Lin Li, and after Lin Li came over cautiously, she whispered something in her ear.
…
"Brother, this is delicious." After eating a dish, Lin Li looked at Wu Lifeng and recommended it.
"Is this true?" Although he and Lin Li had no grudge against each other today, the person who recommended him was named Lin Li after all, so Wu Lifeng still had some caution, just a little bit.
"Hey, it's really delicious!" Then he nodded with his eyes lighting up.
"How could the engagement banquet that my brother prepared so carefully be unpalatable? Besides, brother, it tastes the best when you eat it this way," Lin Li picked up a whole chopstick of food with chopsticks, stuffed it into his mouth, chewing it in big mouthfuls with a satisfied look on his face.
After chewing for a while, Lin Li let out a sigh of satisfaction: "Brother, this dish is all about satisfaction. Eating a big mouthful like me is really refreshing."
"Is there such a difference?" Wu Lifeng was a little curious.
"Of course there is. After taking a big bite, dopamine is secreted. The mouth is subjected to excessive taste stimulation in a unit of time. The nerve excitement threshold exceeds the normal level, and there will be an explosive pleasure. It's a pity that you can't eat like this too often. It will be particularly enjoyable only the first time."
Lin Li explained seriously.
"Is that really the case?" Wu Lifeng was a little excited after hearing this. "Then I really have to give it a try."
Using chopsticks, imitating Lin Li just now, Wu Lifeng picked up a large chopstick of food, stuffed it into his mouth, and began to chew.
But what he didn't expect was that the next second——
Lin Li and Qin Xuan quickly picked up their goblets filled with drinks, looked at the elders at the table, and said with a hearty smile:
"We, the younger generation, would like to offer a toast to the elders!"
Qin Xuan: "That's right!"
"Come on, Miaomiao, Feng Ge (Ah Feng), let's stand up!"
At this moment, Wu Lifeng, whose cheeks were bulging more than a cow grazing on grass, hadn't chewed or swallowed anything yet: "(；☉○☉)?"
(End of this chapter)
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