Chapter 487 Lin Li feels that his brain is still too high-brow
There is a poem that goes, "The winter wind knows my thoughts and chills my heart."
But on this street, the wind sometimes makes people feel warm.
There was no need for wind to help, as some people were squatting or lying down, already madly testing the edge of danger.
But Lin Li's gaze simply ignored these beings, as well as those groups consisting only of women.
I am not an online car-hailing driver, nor a taxi driver who drives a fixed taxi. I am a man, in parentheses, a handsome man.
In the middle of the night, if a man drives up and says he wants to take you home, a normal woman will be on guard and will definitely not get in the car for safety reasons.
Of course, as a bar dancer who loves to shake the street, if he has a good face, there will definitely be women willing to get on the bus.
Remember, there are three elements in picking up girls: modeling, economy, and lawsuits.
In order to play smoothly, in addition to changing a new chicken on the spin, you must also eat at least one of these elements.
Without modeling, you will perform operations that will consume the economy.
Without economy, you just rely on modeling operations.
Without economics and modeling, the only option is to file a lawsuit.
There are many modeling methods, and the economy cannot be fully discounted. Of course, it is feasible. If you really intend to do so, you will definitely gain something, and it will definitely be beneficial afterwards.
But this would be putting the cart before the horse.
Lin Li came to complete the mission, not to pick up corpses.
Besides, yesterday… no, it was the day before yesterday when I was smacking my lips with Yingbao, and the Pure Love Warrior killed a Minotaur with one strike! !
Therefore, although the mission forces me to target women, these imperial citizens who are not in their right mind or who don't have much knowledge even if they are conscious are not only inappropriate, but should be avoided like the plague.
They must never be considered as targets.
Pure love aside, wouldn't it be disgusting if these people vomited in the car? And what if they took advantage of their drunkenness to harass me?
Or they might just bite back, start a fight in Jimei, and directly make up stories out of nothing, putting the accusation of harassment on their own heads. There was no surveillance in the car, so who could they complain to?
Before Martin Luther King changed his name to Barbie Couder Water, before Mixue Ice City changed its name to Judiao Fire City, and before the root-seeking formula changed its name to the mother-seeking formula, Lin Li would not give up thinking about the contradictions between the sexes with the greatest malice.
When going out, boys must protect themselves.
Therefore, Lin Li not only wears a mask to cover his face, but also thinks that the most reasonable targets are those groups with both men and women.
Because there is a man, no matter he is a good friend that the girls met or a person they have an ambiguous relationship with after getting drunk, the girls can rest assured that they don’t need to take care of themselves when the man goes crazy in the car. Even if they try to release the man after they sober up, the driver cannot be punished anyway, and it has nothing to do with them.
However, if it is really confirmed that it is related to picking up corpses, Lin Li will still stop it from a moral point of view.
Once you've determined your target range, the rest is simple.
When they passed a suitable target, Lin Li rolled down the window and asked the most sober-looking member of the group:
"Hello, do you need a taxi? We can drive anywhere in Xiling. Outside of Xiling, it depends on the situation—"
The sober ones in a male-female group are not necessarily the men. In some groups, the women are relatively more sober.
However, Lin Li was very suspicious of the drunkenness of these men.
I always feel that as long as a girl whispers in a boy's ear, "I'm on my period tonight," these guys will immediately get up, do their test papers, walk on a tightrope on the Empire State Building, and do a beautiful inverted hook.
Tonight is a weekday, so although there are fewer people out and about and needing taxis, there are also very few people driving sports cars at this time.
Therefore, although most of the inquiries in the first wave either did not need it or had already taken a taxi, after waiting at the bar door for a few minutes, someone took the bait.
"How much is 900 Shangqing Road?"
It was a combination of a man and a woman. The girl looked drunk and unconscious, with her whole body leaning on the boy. The boy seemed okay. After hearing Lin Li's shouting, he put away his phone that was about to take a taxi and asked Lin Li.
"About 20 yuan."
Before coming, Lin Li had searched and written down the fares required for different distances at this point using the taxi app, so he immediately quoted a price that was more favorable than the taxi app, so that the two of them could be sure that they were here to "make money" and get in the car with peace of mind.
"OK."
The boy was obviously quite satisfied with the price. After nodding, he opened the car door and got in with his arm around the girl.
The smell of alcohol and perfume filled the car all of a sudden. It was not appropriate to open the car windows late at night in winter, so [Wind Control] was very useful at this time, allowing Lin Li to find the meaning of cultivating immortality again.
Unlike the last time he picked up the office worker, Lin Li had no plans to chat or play music this time. After the car door was closed, Lin Li drove to the destination without saying a word.
But I don’t see the mountain, the mountain comes to see me happily.
"Hmm..."
After driving for a few minutes, the girl in the back seat seemed to sober up a little. After a cry of an eagle, she moved her body slightly in the boy's arms, opened her eyes, then closed them, and asked aloud:
"Where are we going?"
Boy: "My home."
"Hmm? Why are we going to your house?"
The boy pecked at the rice like a chicken: "That's right."
"Hate it~" The girl naturally understood what the boy meant, and then shyly hit the boy, "No, I want to go back to my own home..."
But let alone the boys, even Lin Li could hear that the girl had no intention of resisting.
Tonight, it’s done!
Sure enough, after the boy talked for a few more words, the girl nodded reluctantly, but still said modestly: "But we can't do that kind of thing, um... I'm actually having my period."
It was obvious from the tone that the girl didn't come at all.
The boy who had been drinking with her tonight was even more aware of this fact, so he just smiled and said, "Ah, does it hurt? I happen to be studying medicine, can you take a look at the wound for me?"
If it really comes, it will just be a bloody battle!
"Oh, you rascal, seriously—" the girl glared at him.
"Okay, okay," the boy continued to nod, then smiled and said:
"Don't do that, don't do that. Hey, the meaning of life is to eat, drink and have fun. When we get back later, I'll let you eat, drink and have fun at the same time, okay?"
"Huh?" The girl was startled when she heard that and asked curiously, "How do you do it?"
The boy first looked up at the driver, who was staring at the road and seemed to be ignoring the two people in the back seat, and then he chuckled and leaned close to the girl's ear: "Bite."
Lin Li, who actually had very good hearing, could hear clearly even if the boy lowered his voice deliberately, raised his eyebrows slightly.
The next second, he reacted.
Grass.
You know what, the act of "biting" is indeed perfect in a sense, satisfying the needs of eating, drinking, playing and having fun at the same time.
This person's sexual quotient is probably higher than mine.
And how low could a woman's sexual quotient be if she could play with a man like this? After hearing this, she was only a moment slower than Lin Li before reacting. After clicking her tongue twice, she said, "No."
The boy frowned slightly: "Why?"
Girl: "Qi."
The boy was instantly relieved and smiled:
"No problem. I eat from a Star Cup without a spoon. I wake up every morning with my quilt on the ceiling and use it as a paratha. I'm treated like a baton at security and refused to let me through. I can walk normally even with a broken leg. I never use a cue when playing billiards..."
"I don't care about these things... I care more about whether you are an active and filial person..."
The girl didn't listen to the boy's bragging, but interrupted him directly, and what she said was more positive in comparison.
"What does it mean to be actively filial?" the boy couldn't help but ask.
Girl: "When I take care of my grandma, I never forget my sister."
Boy: “!”
"That's no problem. I promise to be filial. Not only will I take good care of grandma and my sister, I'll also take good care of you. You know, I was planning to send you a rose tonight, but the bouquet fell away halfway through, and only the rose head is left. I wonder if you still want it..."
Girl: "Yes, yes, please send it to me."
Boy: "Hey, what is our relationship now..."
Girl: "Classmate."
Boy: “Hmm?”
Girl: "My classmate..."
“Hehehe…”
“Hehehe…”
Lin Li: “☉_☉”
The two people in the back were talking about how great it was, and one of them was talking one sentence at a time. Lin Li, who was eavesdropping, felt like dying because no one cared, you know.
The sexual quotient of these two people is no longer a question of whether it is higher than his own. If converted into IQ, they have already led the Earth out of the Milky Way and dominated the universe.
However, after hearing what they said, Lin Li suddenly felt that Mr. Jing was not a noble person after all.
After all, it only needs to be connected to the head and tail of Begin, and it can be considered a Begin household registration.
Wo Ri.
My brain seems to be polluted by some strange knowledge.
These two people have hurt themselves.
…
It was actually only a twenty-minute journey, but in Lin Li's perception, it felt like it lasted a full two minutes.
——Damn it, I was driving slowly on purpose, but how come I still arrived so quickly? I haven’t heard enough yet, there is still a lot of knowledge I want to learn.
For example, from the conversation between the two people in the back row just now, Lin Li learned a new term - bar cultivation bureau.
At first glance, it might sound like drinking until morning to cultivate one’s immortality, but that’s actually not the case at all!
The meaning of cultivating immortals is—0! Qi! Recovery! Su!
It can only be said that the Xiuxian Bureau will be Wang Ze’s favorite wine and chrysanthemum.
Useful trivia has been added.
Tell this to Taoist Shanqing and Deng Wen next time.
"Here we are, you two."
But all good things must come to an end, and they finally arrived at the place the boy had given them. Lin Li parked the car and said reluctantly.
"Thank you, sir. The fare has just been paid."
Although he was a little confused as to why the driver looked at him with such complicated eyes, the boy still nodded and said goodbye.
Lin Li frowned slightly as he watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith walk into the residential building.
Because until the two figures disappeared in front of Lin Li, the system still did not respond.
Failed again.
Doesn’t it have to be an official platform?
Or is it because her commission was entirely completed by a boy who followed his instructions, and did not meet the system's requirements?
It is impossible to verify it just by thinking about it. While there is still time, Lin Li immediately turned around and returned to Donghu District.
…
[Complete at least 10 commissions from strangers in the Empire while piloting a mecha (1/10)]
Looking at the message notification that popped up on the system panel, Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.
Just now, after Lin Li returned to Donghu District, he screened a wave of passengers more strictly. This time he picked up a group of three passengers, one man and two women, but they were not hugging each other. The two girls stayed together, and the boy was going to another place.
All three were relatively sober.
Because the distance was short, it was not surprising that the boy who was sent first got off the car, and the system did not respond. However, when they arrived downstairs of the residential area where the two girls lived, the system finally made a transition from offense to defense from 0 to 1.
It seems that the previous inference was correct.
Not only does it require a female passenger on the bus, but when issuing a commission, it also needs to be issued by the woman herself in order to meet the system requirements.
Although it is a bit harsh, it at least provides a direction, and there is no need to continue to try like a headless fly.
This task only requires 10 times, which is not a lot.
Strictly speaking, since we can complete a progress like this tonight, as long as we are willing to spend time replicating tonight's ideas, we can complete this task by grinding it out.
This is also a method, but it has a lower priority in Lin Li's mind.
After all, the situation on the bar street in the middle of the night is now very clear. It is not appropriate for a girl-girl group to get on their own car, regardless of their own safety or the safety of women. The male-female group, who plays a dominant role and is responsible for confirming the destination and paying, is generally a man.
There are relatively few suitable targets.
It is possible to complete it, but it will take longer.
Lin Li was worried that someone would report him for illegal operation, which would be very troublesome to deal with if he rented a car.
Although there are no middlemen without using the platform, and it is clearly a win-win situation where passengers spend less and drivers earn more, some people will still report it.
Don't disbelieve it, there are really people like this in this world. Lin Li reported one last time, which can be used as a case proof.
So that's it for tonight.
Lin Li decided to follow the original plan and contact the drivers who had cars and license plates after school in the evening.
…
afternoon.
"Okay, that's all the homework. Class representatives, collect it and come to the office before the first period starts. School is over. Be safe on your way home."
When the school bell rang, Xue Jian, who was always in charge of the last class on Friday, finished assigning homework and announced.
Bufan is right. It’s really nice to have a day off on Wednesday.
Xue Jian ignored the cheering crowd, fixed his gaze on Lin Li and Bai Bufan, and walked over:
"Where are your two self-criticisms? Have you finished writing them?"
"Of course I have written it. Teacher, you are so kind to us, how could I not write it?" Lin Li took out a piece of paper from the drawer, handed it to Xue Jian, and explained:
"I wanted to give it to you during the day, but you were not in the office this morning."
"Heh." Xue Jian was too lazy to praise or scold them. He just took a look at the two people's self-criticisms.
In fact, it is just a formality. As long as these two guys write it, it will be enough to show their superficial attitude.
But sometimes, a glance can last a thousand years.
Xue Jian narrowed his eyes, realizing that things were not simple. "Why are your two self-criticisms the same?"
Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "Because we made the same mistake, it makes sense for us to review it in the same way."
Xue Jian: “…”
Seeing Xue Jian start to breathe in with a smile, and veins on his hands starting to bulge, Lin Li quickly stepped forward and handed him a new self-criticism:
"Teacher, I'm just kidding. What I just gave you was a copy of Bufan's self-review. This one is the one I wrote myself. There is no reference or plagiarism."
Xue Jian: “…”
He didn't want to ask Lin Li why he specially copied Bai Bufan's self-criticism.
Haha, it's impossible that I'm doing this just to piss myself off at this moment, right?
How is that possible?
How is it possible!
After taking another look and making sure there was no problem this time, Xue Jian waved his hand dismissively: "Alright, alright, let's go home."
"Let's go! Lin Li, bye!" After receiving the order, Bai Bufan immediately packed up his things and left the classroom with Lin Li, and finally parted at the school gate.
——Although they just returned home on Tuesday, the "three people and one dog" will not be having a party this week, so Lin Li just plans to go to the movies and go shopping with Chen Yuying. In addition, they didn't actually stay for a full day when they returned home on Tuesday, so Bai Bufan also went home this week.
Lin Liye first rode his bike home to change into private clothes, and then did not drive, but rode his bike to his destination.
——Nansang Station.
Basically every station has a taxi area, and there are usually online taxis or traditional taxis waiting in line in the taxi area.
It is much more efficient to go directly to this area and negotiate with the drivers than to use a taxi app to randomly find a driver.
arrival.
As expected, there are quite a lot of cars waiting here.
However, there are basically no online-hailing taxis, and they are all taxis with uniform colors and configurations.
Lin Li did not act rashly, but instead observed all the drivers from a distance, looking for a more suitable person to negotiate with.
Grinding the wood does not delay the chopping work.
All kinds of living beings.
Some people are waiting for the bus expectantly.
Some people are playing with their cell phones to kill time.
Someone leaned out of the car window and yelled:
"Who named my Bluetooth device "An Old Sow"?
"Fuck, if you want to set it, just set it. But why are you always connecting to my car? It keeps saying 'A sow is trying to mate with me'!"
"Damn it, it still says 'I'm not worthy, pairing failed'!"
"Who the hell is this? Are you crazy?"
There are many innocent perpetrators: "()"
Tsk.
Look, this person can't even pass such a simple test. He has a bad personality and a bad temper. You! Eliminate!
(End of this chapter)
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