Chapter 375 Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei, among you, there is one who still has a human form
The students actually used the teacher's magic against the teacher. This is really anti-Tian Gang.
This statement is of course wrong, and it is a fallacy of composition, that is, something that is correct for a part or individual is not necessarily correct when it is directly derived from it for the whole.
It is easy to refute this statement. The biology teacher has a very easy-to-understand and biology-related way:
Ten people fuck you, Lao Mu, you can be born in a month.
But it's a bit too vulgar, which is suitable for biology but not for teachers.
Moreover, he also knew that Lin Li had no ill intentions, so it would be more appropriate to keep such foul-mouthed words to himself and use them to reward the leader.
Therefore, the biology teacher just smiled and gave up the idea of delaying the class any further:
"Well, the top student in our grade has spoken, even if I am the teacher, I dare not disobey."
This is not a joke. If Lin Li can maintain his first place in the grade, it is hard to say who has a higher status in the eyes of school leaders, compared with ordinary teachers.
"If Lin Li's biology score drops next time, I'll have to bring up the past for what happened today." The biology teacher joked and waved his hand with a smile:
"Everyone, please go to the bathroom early in the next biology class. We will start from the bell to wrap up this class. Now, everyone, go eat. I'll write the homework on the blackboard. You can come back to look at it in the afternoon."
"oh oh--"
"Thank you, teacher. Goodbye, teacher!"
"Shouldn't you thank me?"
No one paid any attention to Lin Li's inquiries.
"But... there is no chance anymore..." But unlike others, Zhou Baowei was not very happy.
"No, there is still a chance." But Lin Li stood up at this time, his voice and eyes revealing determination.
"Hmm? Lin Li..."
Upon hearing this, Zhou Baowei's already dim eyes lit up a little, and he looked at Lin Li expectantly, hoping that he could create a miracle.
Zhou Baowei believes in miracles, and miracles have happened to him.
Once upon a time, Zhou Baowei had only 20 yuan left on him, but there were still six days before the next payment of living expenses. So Zhou Baowei, who believed in miracles, chose to buy a 20-yuan lottery ticket.
Who dared to imagine that a miracle really happened!
——Zhou Baowei was hungry for six days but did not starve to death!
No wonder "Star Travel" says that people who believe in miracles are as amazing as the miracles themselves.
If it were someone else, he would have died long ago!
Of course, after this incident, Zhou Baowei also completely understood the saying "the brighter the color, the more dangerous it is."
Lottery tickets with bright colors are very dangerous, but free tickets without colors are very safe.
However, different people have different opinions on this. For example, Bai Bufan, who had been treated for free for six days, did not agree with it - he felt like he was starving to death after having been treated for free for six days.
As for Lin Li, after he discovered Zhou Baowei's intention, he went out to eat instead. Zhou Baowei couldn't follow him and thus escaped.
"Yes, I have a way." Facing Zhou Bao's expectant eyes, Lin Li nodded quickly, and then glanced at Bai Bufan and Zhou Bao:
"But I still need some help. Do you have masks and hats? Hurry up! Time waits for no one!"
"I have a mask... I think I also have a hat in the closet behind me..."
Zhou Baowei first took out a box of masks from the drawer and handed it to Lin Li, asking him to take it himself. Then he rummaged through the locker and found a hat. He was a little surprised: "Found it!"
"OK! Leave it to me!" Lin Li took the equipment and ran out immediately.
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li's back, feeling a little confused.
I don't understand what the mask and hat are for.
Then.
"Eh?! Whose meal card fell on the ground?"
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"
Why did the voice coming from the stairs just now sound like Lin Li's voice with a pinched voice?
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked at each other, then rushed out of the classroom and went to the corridor to look down.
At this time, the figure wearing a hat and a mask had appeared outside the teaching building on the first floor.
——"Hey! Student in front! Did someone drop their meal card? The one at the back!"
——"Student, there seems to be a teacher calling you from behind? Do you want to go back and take a look?"
——"Oh my god! One hundred dollars! Who dropped it?"
——"Oh my god! Look everyone, there are two squirrels mating in the tree! Oh my god~ shame on you o(*////▽////*)q~"
Every time Lin Li looked forward or in other directions, he would immediately lower his head after shouting, then raise his head again after a while, and repeat this process over and over again.
Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei: "..."
Before our eyes, Lin Li’s tactics were showing remarkable effects.
Many people stopped and began to search their pockets to check their meal cards. Many people turned their heads to look in the direction of the teaching building. A few others gathered under the tree with curious looks on their faces, looking for the mating squirrels.
"Such a strong control."
"In a MOBA game, if there is such group control, it would be hard to lose in a group fight."
Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan had complicated expressions.
The people downstairs spent some time to verify it themselves, and then asked each other and found that there was indeed nothing. Only then did they realize that they had been fooled. They looked at Lin Li's back which had already gone far away, and shouted angrily:
"Fuck you! You're lying!"
"You little brat! Don't let us catch you! Otherwise you will suffer the consequences!"
"Does anyone know who he is? Shit!"
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked at each other and forced themselves to suppress the corners of their mouths.
It turns out that between improving himself and weakening others, Lin Li resolutely chose the latter.
No wonder they had to 'waste time' preparing masks and hats before taking action, which really requires concealing their identities...
"Hahaha - Bufan, who do you think researched this thing Lin Li, how come he is so talented?"
Zhou Baowei finally couldn't hold back his laughter and clapped his hands on the railings, laughing so hard that the teaching building shook slightly.
"It feels like Lin Li doesn't even need a TV at home, he has so many shows."
Bai Bufan also nodded. In terms of being an unhuman being, he indeed had a long way to go and many things to learn.
As I said, my vision was too narrow before. When I was born, I felt that Lin Li was just like a frog in a well looking up and seeing the moon. But after hearing it today, I felt that Lin Li was as clear as a mayfly seeing the blue sky.
"If I had known Lin Li was going to do this, I would have given Zeyu a stack of the meal cards he copied. If I had thrown them away while running, I'm sure more people would doubt me."
Bai Bufan then felt a little regretful. He felt that Lin Li's plan could be improved and it was a win-win situation for both sides:
"It can also help Zeyu's meal card plan to get girls."
"Really? What a pity."
Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu walked out of the classroom at this time. They had just "hallucinated" Lin Li's voice, so they also gathered in front of the handrail in the corridor.
Looking at the mysterious figure that was about to disappear, Chen Yuying asked Bai Bufan uncertainly:
"That person... is Lin Li?"
Hearing this, Bai Bufan looked at Chen Yuying, thought for a moment, and shook his head: "Squad leader, my personal suggestion is that you should just treat him as if he is not. It would be more appropriate for you to treat Lin Li as dead this afternoon."
Chen Yuying: “?”
What did Lin Li do again?
Forget it, I'll just ask him at noon.
Ding Sihan frowned: "What is he going to do?"
"Buy food for people."
"You're working so hard, just to help Yingbao, who else?" Ding Sihan is also the eunuch who is anxious even though the emperor is not.
Bai Bufan pointed at Zhou Baowei, then raised his chin and said, "Come on, Baowei, meow and show me how you took down Lin Li."
"Meow you!" Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth to lower his voice.
When did this b Bufan become so unrestrained in front of girls?
It turned out to be Zhou Baowei. Ding Sihan nodded and said, "99."
…
When Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei arrived at the second floor of the cafeteria late, they saw Lin Li, who had already found a seat with a casual look on his face.
Three portions of food were already placed in front of him - but there was only one portion of bibimbap because it was limited.
"Wow, I really bought it!" Zhou Baowei immediately sat down and put his hands together to thank Lin Li: "This is the best day of my life."
"Then your life is very cheap." Lin Li sneered first, then patted his chest, and said with a little complacency: "I will definitely do what I promised. I've said it~ Just have hands~"
"Lin Li, you are awesome." Zhou Baowei praised sincerely.
"Lin Li! It's no use for Baowei to scold you!" Bai Bufan suddenly frowned and looked at Zhou Baowei, hating him for not fighting back: "Baowei, how can you repay kindness with enmity like this, it's simply a modern version of the farmer and the snake!"
Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"
"No? Huh? How did I scold Lin Li, Bufan? Lin Li and I have an unbreakable friendship. If you don't give me an explanation, I will punish you by skipping a meal."
Zhou Baowei said angrily and seriously, glanced at Bai Bufan's food and licked the corner of his mouth.
Lin Li also looked at Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan is a well-trained dog, and Lin Li believes that he will not do anything without reason.
So there will be a sequel.
As expected, Bai Bufan smiled faintly: "I guess both of you have studied mathematics and know roots, powers, and square roots, right?"
"And I suppose you two have studied Chinese and know Chinese characters, right?"
"Then I think you two should know that 'li' = 'square root of ten thousand' = 'hundred', 'powerful' = 'a hundred harms' = 'no benefit at all'. I heard it clearly. What Bao Wei just said was 'no benefit at all for you'!"
After Bai Bufan finished his reasoning, he said to Zhou Baowei in a voice that was not helpful: "Hey! Troublemaker Zhou Baowei! You still dare to quibble?!"
Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"
Fuck you.
It was really hard for Bai Bufan to come up with this thing.
Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li, pointed at Bai Bufan, and then pointed at the location of the brain.
"Zhou Baowei! You f*cking scolded me!" Lin Li grabbed Zhou Baowei's school uniform collar and said ferociously, "You ungrateful thing! I really misjudged you!"
Zhou Baowei: “…”
How come there are still experts?
One dares to make it up and the other dares to believe it. Well, well, you think of yourself as a Japanese pig, right?
"Idiot." It seemed that he was much nicer to these two people. Zhou Baowei slapped Lin Li's hand away, took the chopsticks for three people, rubbed his hands and prepared to start eating.
“Do you know a real modern version of The Farmer and the Snake?”
After Lin Li took the chopsticks, he habitually scraped them left and right as if they were disposable chopsticks and spoke to the two of them.
"You say." Bai Bufan said with some anticipation.
Lin Li was born well-trained, Bai Bufan believed that he would not fail without any effort.
"A farmer found a frozen snake in the snow and took it back to his warm home. The next spring, he poured out a large jar of medicinal wine that he had treasured for many years and nailed a board where he found the snake, which read "No shit (at least you have to cut it off when you shit)."
Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan were happy.
After saying that, Lin Li smiled and pointed at Zhou Baowei's stone pot bibimbap:
"By the way, Baowei, after the 'snake' was dissolved, the color of the medicinal wine became exactly the same as the sauce for your stone pot bibimbap."
Bai Bufan, who was about to complain, changed his tone after hearing this and added fuel to the fire: "If you put it that way, the stone in this stone pot bibimbap could be the stone in the medicinal wine."
Zhou Bao disappeared for Hee Hee and moved to Bai Bufan and Lin Li.
Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth. Normally, he would have thrown a tantrum at this time, but considering that Lin Li bought the meal today, he endured it for the time being!
Now is not the time to kill the dog!
"Okay, try it and see if it tastes as good as it's said to be."
After Zhou Baowei finished mixing, Lin Li and Bai Bufan reached out their spoons in tacit understanding.
It was rare that Zhou Baowei didn't spit to protect his food.
But when Lin Li scooped too much with one spoon, he couldn't help but bare his teeth at Lin Li and used his chopsticks to stop him.
As a result, a ball of rice fell onto the dining table during the wrestling between the two.
“Lin Li!” Zhou Baowei cried out in pain, “Evil beast!”
"Hurry! Baowei, according to the three-second rule, when food falls on the ground, if you can pick it up within three seconds, the germs will not have time to multiply. Eat it quickly!" Lin Li urged.
In fact, Lin Li didn't even need to remind him. Before he finished speaking, the rice balls were no longer on the table.
Bai Bufan, who was standing beside them, suddenly looked solemn and spoke to the two of them in a very serious tone:
"I hope everyone will not blindly believe in the three-second rule. In fact, it is a very stupid principle."
"Oh?" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei both looked at him. "Why, you got diarrhea because you ate something that was lying on the ground for a few seconds? Did you go to the hospital?"
Bai Bufan laughed softly, with a hint of sadness on his face:
"One day, I was squatting at the door of my house to eat. I didn't hold the meat firmly and a piece of meat fell to the ground. At that time, I believed in the three-second rule, so I picked it up and ate it at lightning speed. But I smelled a strong smell of chicken shit. I looked down and saw that the meat was still on the ground."
Bai Bufan’s story ends here.
Lin Li and Zhou Baowei were laughing so hard that they were shaking all over, and they tapped the table with their fists.
It was such a wonderful experience that could be recorded in the annals of history. It was a shame that Bai Bufan didn’t go to Zhihu to make up the story.
"So there is no point in blindly pursuing speed! What is more important than speed is accuracy and ruthlessness!" Bai Bufan roared.
Lin Li and Zhou Baowei laughed even more happily.
Bai Bufan looked at the two people's smiles, feeling a sense of accomplishment. He then stretched out his chopsticks and pointed at Zhou Baowei's stone pot bibimbap:
"By the way, Baowei, the color and size of the chicken shit I ate the other day are exactly the same as the meat in yours."
Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"
Zhou Bao disappeared again for a laugh and moved to Lin Li and Bai Bufan.
"Bai Bufan! I'll teach you a lesson!"
If I can’t cure Lin Li, can I still cure you?
Remember, Zhou Baowei only punches strong men, so after being disgusted twice, he chose to get angry and take action this time.
"No, why did you change it here——"
Before Bai Bufan could finish his words, Zhou Baowei's hand had already arrived.
The two men started fighting.
“Garlic Bird, Garlic Bird, you can’t beat the other party,” Lin Li said cheerfully, trying to persuade them to stop fighting. “This is the cafeteria, especially since Baowei is so heavy. Fighting here may hurt innocent people. If you want to fight, go to an open place…”
Then Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and said, "Come on, Bufan, take out your wallet. You two can go in and fight."
Bai Bufan, who was originally being unilaterally suppressed and was still struggling, suddenly burst out laughing.
"Lin Li, what the hell is this open place? Is my wallet a magic weapon? How do I get in?" Bai Bufan really couldn't hold it in any longer.
“Isn’t it empty?” Lin Li asked back, his tone so calm that it didn’t even sound like a question.
Bai Bufan: “…”
Bai Bufan opened his mouth but then closed it again.
Hey, you are such a good person and your words are hurtful.
At this moment, Bai Bufan almost wanted to reveal his true identity.
In fact...I am a hidden rich man.
Of course, I haven’t found his money yet and it’s still invisible.
With Lin Li's persuasion, the two finally gave up the idea of fighting and started eating normally.
——It had nothing to do with Lin Li’s words of persuasion. It was mainly because Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei discovered that Lin Li had started to steal their food.
"This bibimbap is just average. It's not bad, but it's not particularly delicious either."
After taking a few bites, Lin Li expressed his opinion.
"I think it's delicious. Lin Li, you probably eat out too much. If it's open normally and there's no limit on quantity, I'll probably eat here often." Zhou Baowei held a different opinion: "But if you have to grab it every time, forget it."
"Agreed," Bai Bufan nodded, and then looked towards the window on the second floor:
"Should our school outsource or operate on its own? Can we bring in more variety? This is a good attempt. It would be great if we could have one of the three giants: Shaxian snacks, braised chicken with rice, and Lanzhou ramen."
"It's my turn, it's my turn, it's my turn!" Zhou Baowei suddenly raised his hand excitedly.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at the startled Zhou Baowei in surprise: "Huh? Baowei? What's wrong?"
"It's hard to say about Shaxian snacks and Lanzhou ramen, but I have done some research on braised chicken with rice. I can let you eat it in school right now!" Zhou Baowei said sincerely.
"What do you mean?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan were a little interested.
Zhou Baowei showed an evil smile:
"The first step is to stuff the rice into your crotch in the morning. The second step is to pull it into your pants. The third step is to simmer it for a day or half a day. In this way, as long as you don't take off your pants too often, you can eat hot braised chicken and rice at noon or in the afternoon!"
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."
Although insulting food was a difficult decision for Zhou Baowei, hurting the enemy by a thousand and hurting himself by a thousand, it had to be admitted that Zhou Baowei felt extremely relieved at the moment.
"It's fair, each person disgusts the other once..." Zhou Baowei said with emotion.
Lin Li was stunned: "Ah? Baowei, you are disgusting me? I was ready to give it a try."
Bai Bufan nodded: "Give me a bowl when the time comes, and I'll split the money for the pants with you."
Lin Li: "Okay, but there's no need to change the pants, you can just wash them and use them, or even not wash them, just like stewed soup, it gets more addictive the longer it's cooked."
Bai Bufan shook his head: "You don't have to change it, but you still have to wash it after use. Food safety is more important than anything else."
Lin Li: "Yes, mine."
“…”
Watching the two people talking seriously and analyzing production techniques.
Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"
Your mother.
It turns out that it’s not just one person who feels disgusted.
I was disgusted by three people five times during one meal.
Damn, I have no appetite.
Damn, I don't want to eat this bibimbap——
Forget it, my decision was a bit too impulsive.
I eat eat eat eat!
(End of this chapter)
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