Chapter 374 Love is not invincible and cannot overcome all difficulties
After being stunned for a while, Taoist Shanqing laughed out loud.
The words that Lin Li hoped to hear at the funeral... were so simple.
——This guy simply doesn’t want to die.
But if it was really as Lin Li said, then being sprinkled with glutinous rice would be considered bad news. Lin Li should hope that there would be no boy's urine at the funeral.
In fact, Lin Li not only thought about what he wanted to hear most after his death, but also imagined what would be written on his tombstone.
Lin Li currently has two planned, both with four-line epitaphs.
Plan one is "Adventure Mode", "Mini Games", "Puzzle Mode", and "Survival Mode". It is best to place three vases as offerings, with "Options", "Help", and "Exit" written on them. By the way, the flowers in the vases must be fake flowers, otherwise Lin Li is afraid that Zhou Baowei will steal them.
As for option two, it is "Route One (smooth)", "Route Two (busy)", "Route Three (smooth)", "Route Four (crowded)", and then one's own portrait will be turned into a photo of a little loli who is sincerely looking for a godfather.
"It's good, but it's not suitable for Grandpa." Taoist Shanqing smiled, "If Grandpa's body moves, it's not good news, because it's probably related to the remaining souls of the demons and their unusual movements."
After pondering for a while, Taoist Shanqing shook his head:
"I can't think of any preference, nor do I have any aversion. Why should I care about what happens after my death? So, Lin Li, you can post the process and speech as you wish..."
Taoist Shanqing paused at this point, frowned slightly, and decided to withdraw his words:
"Lin Li, you must not act freely."
Lin Li: “?”
My personality seems to have been insulted.
"Just follow the basic funeral procedures in your world. If there's anything you need my cooperation with, just tell me when the time comes." Taoist Shanqing said firmly.
"Okay grandpa, I got it."
Afterwards, Lin Li used some of the things that were already on site to hold a minimalist funeral - trying to complete the task today, but as expected, the system did not recognize it and did not meet its requirements, perhaps because it felt that he was not "serious" enough.
Only next time.
For the rest of the time, the three continued to do their own things.
Taoist Shanqing uninstalled "Human: Fall Flat" directly from his computer and continued to drown himself in the ocean of soul-based games.
Deng Wen also imitated Shanqing Taoist and made a computer chair, but he did not play games and continued watching the documentary.
Oh, he also found Human: Fall Flat on his computer and uninstalled it.
Lin Li continued to absorb spiritual energy.
Now, the spiritual energy that Lin Li has refined within his body has already surpassed the level of perfection in the normal world of immortal cultivation.
Theoretically, it is possible to lay the foundation.
The numerous foundation-building methods have been translated in reality, and I tried them out in the gap between evening self-study and the social gathering today.
However, because cultivators in the immortal world generally take foundation-building pills and other elixirs to assist in building their foundations - low-level foundation-building pills are very common in the immortal world, but for Lin Li, things that the system does not give him, no matter how common they are, cannot be obtained.
Without the assistance of these key things, Lin Li's progress in building the foundation along the method was naturally very slow, and now he didn't even know whether he could succeed in the end.
But it doesn’t matter. Lin Li has always been very Buddhist and will just take things one step at a time.
"Grandpa, senior, I'm leaving first."
As the time was running out, Lin Li and the other two said goodbye and returned.
Feeling the amazing amount of spiritual energy in the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd" in his hand, Lin Li couldn't help but smile.
Even so, it’s still not fully absorbed.
The space inside is indeed large. Although it does not have the ability to liquefy spiritual energy, there is still a lot of gaseous energy.
"Random quality spirit stones" can now step down. The spiritual energy in the gourd alone is equivalent to at least dozens of "superior quality spirit stones".
After washing up, I placed an order for some materials on my mobile phone - the reason I ordered some was because most of the items needed for the funeral could be ordered in person more efficiently and practically.
Lin Li planned to go for consultation during the day and then make as much preparation as possible.
After finishing all this, Lin Li continued with his current pile of cultivation tasks.
[The Fruit of Perseverance] has always been hanging over his head. Lin Li expects that his sleeping and practicing efficiency will gradually improve so that he can free up more time.
Practice until midnight, and a new week arrives.
Lin Li used the weekly free refresh opportunity for the "Great Fortune Pill" column.
——Although the "Random Quality Spirit Stone" is dispensable, the "Great Fortune Pill" is even more useless to Lin Li.
[You have refreshed the "Universal Magic Weapon": 500 system currency (limited to 1 per day), do you want to replace it? ]
["Universal Magical Weapon": If used on any magic weapon you have ever owned, the magic weapon will become a corresponding magic weapon and inherit the previous refining degree.]
Oh my god, Ditto.
Although the price is a bit high, it is worth the money - the previous "Seven-Colored Treasure Robe" was even more expensive. After obtaining this kind of magic weapon in the future, it will definitely be a profit to transform it into a magic weapon of this level.
Even if I can't get such a magic weapon in the future, I can buy it now and turn it into the "Jade-faced Buddha".
This is equivalent to another chance to die, and it is a fully refined "Jade-faced Buddha for Death".
If nothing unexpected happens, this "universal magic weapon" will stay in this slot forever, and Lin Li will never replace it again.
Anyway, the amount of historical system currency I have obtained will soon reach 3,600, unlocking the sixth commodity slot.
Of course, since I plan to stay here permanently, there is no point in buying it now.
Keep a minimum reserve of 250 system currencies, and then buy them when you need them - Lin Li has a half-price coupon, and you can get one for as low as 250.
…
The 26th, Tuesday, sunny.
Today’s evening study session will begin with the school selection exam for the competition.
Lin Li arrived at the classroom carrying breakfast.
"According to unofficial historical records, Cao Mengde and Liu Xuande discussed heroes over plum wine, but there was another hidden story behind it."
"When Cao Cao asked this, he was also considering Liu Bei: "Xuan De has been around for a long time, he must know the heroes of the time, please tell me about them."
"Liu Bei had no choice but to speak after he could not refuse. He first said, "Huainan Yuan Shu and Yuan Gonglu have sufficient military supplies and food, and can they be heroes?" Cao Cao laughed and said, "They are just dry bones in the tomb, and I will capture them sooner or later."
"Liu Bei said, "Yuan Shao of Hebei, according to unofficial history, traveled around famous mountains and rivers and found that the time in different places was different. So he sought teachers and friends, studied day and night, and finally found the beginning of the meridian! In order to commemorate his achievements, later generations called the beginning of the meridian the Prime Meridian. With such achievements, can he be called a hero?"
"No, aren't you going too far by telling unofficial history within unofficial history?" Wang Ze, who was still listening to the story in the back row, couldn't help but interrupt and complain.
"Shh, don't interrupt." Bai Bufan was dissatisfied with this. After Wang Ze made a gesture to shut up, he continued to slap the gavel:
"The book just continued, Cao Cao laughed and said: "There are people who believe in unofficial history in this life. Listening to unofficial history too much will damage your brain. I have seen Yuan Shao in real life. He looks fierce but is timid. He is good at making plans but cannot make decisions. He is not a hero." "
"Liu Bei pondered and said, 'Sun Ce of Jiangdong, Sun Bofu, is the leader of Jiangdong, full of vigor and vitality, and a hero.'" Cao Cao laughed and said, "Buy a pair of resilience shoes and use flash when he hits you with his boat, so that Sun Ce can't control him with a combo and he will be useless. He is not a hero."
"Later, Liu Bei mentioned several more people, but none of them were recognized and rejected by Cao Cao. Puzzled, he asked directly who was considered a hero in Cao Cao's mind."
"Cao Cao then said the famous line, 'The only heroes in the world today are you and Meng De'!"
"Liu Bei was shocked when he heard this: "I am a hero, I admit that I am a hero, and my uncle Liu is awesome, but what is Mendel? He is a pea planter, how can he be compared with me? In my opinion, peas should be planted after sunflowers."
"Cao Cao, who wanted to brag about business with Liu Bei, found out that Liu Bei had no interest in him at all after hearing what he said. He instantly became very angry, threw the rice on the table, and prepared to have someone come in and kill Liu Bei."
"But it was about to rain and there was a loud thunder, so Liu Bei, who was aware of it, used a stone to smash the sewer under the cover of thunder and escaped from Taoyuan through the sewer. This is known in history as "The Redemption of Cao Mansion."
Later, this incident was remade into a movie in the United States, but the United States made a lot of changes for localization, so you may not be able to tell. "
“There are so many damn adaptations!”
This time, Lin Li did not stand there in a daze. He just smiled, took his breakfast and went to the back row, complaining.
"But to be honest, Cao Cao is the strategist, military strategist, and counselor in the Three Kingdoms. He is ambitious and knows how to use people."
Lin Li then sighed:
"When I was a kid, I also liked Liu Bei and disliked Cao Cao, because many times the story's perspective started from him, and I subconsciously identified myself with the protagonist."
"But as I grew up, I thought about more aspects, so I gradually began to like Diao Chan."
Everyone who thought they already knew what Lin Li wanted to express was stunned when they heard his words.
"(;☉_☉)?"
"Lin Li, why the hell did you choose C between A and B?" Wang Ze scolded with a smile.
"Because I've grown up, I think about more things." Lin Li shrugged as a matter of course.
"The House of Commons has started to get down to business, hasn't it?"
"Just tell me whether you like Diao Chan or not."
"That's what I like, hehe."
"father."
When giving breakfast to Zhou Baowei, Zhou Baowei held the breakfast in his left hand and Lin Li's hand in his right hand, trying to awaken his father's love with affection.
"Let's talk about the matter first, and then I'll consider whether to acknowledge you as my son." Lin Li was very alert.
Always be wary of your son's sudden enthusiasm, because he is most likely trying to get the gold coins for himself.
"Nothing," Zhou Baowei rubbed the back of Lin Li's hand like a kitten, "Brother, can you help this greedy little cat like me get some food at noon? Meow~"
"Fuck! I meowed for you!"
Lin Li suddenly pulled his hand away, completely unable to hold back his disgust.
The impact of Zhou Bao's imitation of a cat's meow was no different from the time when Lin Li learned that Bai Bufan was imitating a cat's meow.
——Once, Lin Li went to Bai Bufan to play games, but Bai Bufan said that he was in the hospital and couldn’t play.
Lin Li was naturally not a person with low EQ, and he immediately asked him why he went to the hospital and what happened.
Bai Bufan replied that he did it by petting the cat.
If you are allergic to cat hair, there is really nothing you can do.
But after sending this comforting message, Bai Bufan said that he was not allergic to cat hair.
Bai Bufan: "Today I suddenly wanted to pet a cat, but I didn't have a cat at home, so I compromised and started to imitate a cat's meow, and then pet myself. When my family found out, they thought I had a mental problem and sent me to the hospital for treatment."
Lin Li was shocked at the time. To be honest, it was no longer a question of whether to send her to the hospital or not. Lin Li felt that she should be sent to a temple or Taoist temple to exorcise evil spirits.
Of course, it was obvious that this bullshit came out of Bai Bufan's mouth simply to reject Lin Li's invitation to play games and arrange a life for himself.
Damn it.
"Because I'm a greedy little cat, please, I want to eat." Zhou Baowei was very thick-skinned (physics), so he just smiled and continued to beg.
"What do you mean you want to eat?" Lin Li didn't understand, so he frowned and asked.
"The school cafeteria's second floor has launched a new stone pot bibimbap this week. I heard it's delicious. Baowei wants to try it.
But that thing is on trial sale now, not much is available every day, and some people also want to eat it, and you know how fast Baowei moves, so he can't get it, so I plan to entrust you."
Wang Ze, who was playing with his stepson Haoyang, turned around and answered for Zhou Baowei.
"Yeah." Zhou Bao nodded for the chicken pecking at the rice, "That's it, brother, please, I really want to eat it, I'm counting on this bite to stay alive this week."
I didn't expect this to happen. Lin Li found it a little funny and gave him a middle finger:
"It's fine if you rely on me for breakfast, but now you have to rely on me for lunch too, right? Why don't you let Wang Ze take the lead? As a sports student, isn't he supposed to play a role at a time like this?"
"He is the person in Class Four who respects athletes the most." Zhang Haoyang gave a thumbs up.
"Wang Ze now runs to the Grade 12 teaching building as soon as get out of class is over in the morning and afternoon. How can he have time to help me get food?"
Zhou Baowei replied in a sarcastic tone, then looked at Wang Ze with disdain and continued his attack:
"They spend every day together. I estimate that within a few weeks, these two people will get tired of each other. In the end, Senior Qian will suffer a bad fate, and Wang Ze will die a miserable death."
"Fuck, I'm going to die a miserable death."
Wang Ze stopped playing with his stepson and instead pinched Zhou Baowei's neck, scolding him with a smile:
"Baowei! You know shit! You can't be annoyed at all. My buddy is happy every day now and can't wait to stick with us every day.
If you ask me, the seven-year itch is simply a lack of love. As long as there is love, this situation will not occur for many years. "
Bai Bufan, who was concentrating on eating breakfast, looked up upon hearing this and looked at Wang Ze with disdain and contempt:
"You are just talking nonsense. You have never experienced anything but you are giving me advice. Do you think you know everything?"
Since he got a girlfriend, being attacked by everyone has become a daily routine. Wang Ze is used to it. He is just jealous and envious, so he just changed his neck and strangled:
"Groove, extraordinary, don't act like you know everything."
"I understand."
As Wang Ze waved his hand back and forth, Bai Bufan responded confidently.
"You, a peony, know nothing about sending." Wang Ze sneered.
"I really understand." Bai Bufan pulled Wang Ze's hand away, his expression serious: "Don't even mention the seven-year itch. If you ask me, you'll feel itchy after seven months, so Wang Ze, you don't have much time left."
“This is my real case, a lesson learned through blood and tears.”
"You are still on the case?" Wang Ze asked in surprise.
"Yes, I have used Ponyo at home for only seven months. At the beginning, it was really good, but now every time I use it, I feel extremely itchy.
This is not a question of love or not. I'm not going to lie to you, I still love you, but it's useless. I still feel itchy!
Wang Ze, can you show me how to relieve an itch with love?
It's been like this for seven months, and what about seven years? If seven years really pass, it will be rotten, not to mention itchy..."
Bai Bufan's voice was full of sincerity and regret, as well as ridicule for Wang Ze's brazen words.
Wang Ze: “(;☉_☉)?”
"Wait a minute, what the hell is this Seven Year Itch?"
When he came back to his senses, Wang Ze was already half kneeling on the ground laughing. He then used all his strength to hit Bai Bufan's butt through the gap between the back and the seat of the chair.
"It's itchy after seven months. Is the quality too bad? You didn't buy it from Pinduoduo for 4.9 yuan with free shipping like me?" Lin Lizhe was a little confused.
"I have nothing to say about my Guan Yu, it's top-notch!" Bai Bufan shook his head to deny it, then felt a little disappointed: "Although I don't want to admit it... but maybe... my Guan Yu is too weak..."
Lin Li: "Then you never washed it after you bought it."
Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment: "Fuck? This needs to be washed?"
“…”
“…”
“Then you were able to hold out for seven months before you started to feel itchy. That’s extraordinary. Your second brother is already invincible. Without yin and yang, he is truly invincible.” Lin Li gave him a thumbs up.
"Hahaha--"
"Hahaha--"
The boys in the back row burst into laughter.
In fact, it wasn't just the boys. Huang Yi and Zhou Jiana, the two who were critically "eavesdropping" with their ears erected to look like Lin Li and Bai Bufan, were also laughing secretly.
The two looked at each other and nodded.
This position really cannot be changed!
After reaching the front row, there was no place to listen to these intriguing conversations.
Therefore, even the class monitor’s request was not acceptable.
Of course, those who often offer sacrifices to evil gods know that after listening to the evil god's whispers too much, there is a price to pay, and the body will undergo irreversible changes.
Nowadays, Huang Yi and Zhou Jiana often blurt out some "Lin dialect" when chatting with classmates and friends, and even after saying it, they don't realize there is anything wrong.
It wasn't until those people pointed it out that I suddenly realized, oh, this doesn't seem to be a human language.
All I can say is that there are gains and losses.
The only thing Huang Yi and Zhou Jiana can do is to try to avoid actively interacting with the two evil gods so as to slow down the speed of their own corruption.
You see, now when they pass the homework books back and forth, they don’t even turn their heads back.
——The four of them sat at the tables in front and behind each other for a long time, but on the surface they were not really familiar with each other.
"So Dad Lin, Brother Lin, Lin Li, please help me buy this stone pot bibimbap, please - otherwise I will meow again -" After laughing, Zhou Baowei pleaded with his original intention.
Lin Li sighed and decided to just pamper the piglets he raised. He would get back everything he had lost during the Chinese New Year anyway.
"Okay, okay, buy, buy, buy."
So Lin Li nodded and said confidently:
"It's just a meal, all you need is a hand."
…
#Bai Bufan feeds the qualityist a vegetable#
#Bai Bufan tricked the cosplayer into cosplaying a speed bump#
#Bai Bufan sprinkles itching powder on the armless Lin Li’s back#.
Lin Li didn't know whether Bai Bufan would be so bad, but Lin Li did know that he was about to become an armless Lin Li.
But the problem wasn't with him.
On stage.
"Semiconservative replication, this is the core within the core, remember this experiment - Meselson and Starr used nitrogen isotope labeling..."
——This is the last class in the morning, but the biology teacher is keeping the class late.
Just now, everyone was so happy when listening to the biology teacher talk about his college experience, and now they are so sad.
Lin Li looked outside the classroom and saw students from Class 5 or 6, who had already finished their classes, walking through the corridor and towards the stairs.
As for Zhou Baowei's face, it was filled with despair as if his soul had been pulled out of his body.
"My bibimbap...my bibimbap...it's gone...I will never laugh again..." Zhou Baowei hummed.
“Okay, let’s talk about this one last time…” But the biology teacher seemed to be still unsatisfied, and after finishing one small point, he wanted to continue.
"Dear teacher, Darling, please stop delaying the class. You have been delaying the class for more than an hour." In order to defend his hands, Lin Li thought for a moment and raised his voice slightly.
The biology teacher was stunned when he heard this, and subconsciously looked at his watch, wondering, "Isn't it only two minutes?"
"Teacher, you are the only one who delayed the class for two minutes, and the whole class of 40 people was delayed for 80 minutes. Isn't that two classes?" Lin Li was neither humble nor arrogant.
"Eh?" The biology teacher was stunned for a moment, and the Husky pointed at people immediately.
You kid! You're the opposite of Tian Gang!
(End of this chapter)
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