Chapter 373 Lin Li hopes that others will give him a handful of sticky rice after his death
If there are five requirements, then... Brother Ziang seems to have not fully met them.
"Male", "big", "student", "tall", "not ugly".
Everyone has been honest and honest with each other. Two of these five people are indeed a bit difficult for Brother Ziang.
However, Lin Li was helpless in this matter.
After all, although he can wake up a sleeping lion and make it plump, he has no way of making the lion evolve into the Lion King.
Lin Li was curious about something else at the moment: "Brother, how did Sister Yan, whom you mentioned, know about this?"
I have never seen two people go to the toilet at the same time.
It can't be that yesterday's swimming experience has spread all over the country today, right?
Although mobile phones are not prohibited in Nansang Swimming Pool, few people actually bring them with them. There is no reason why the information would spread so quickly.
"Of course she doesn't know." Hearing this, Zeng Ziang's mouth twitched with sparks, and his voice was raised: "How could I admit it! I rejected her directly!"
"Sister Yan, if it's just these five requests, I will of course fully satisfy them, even beyond your imagination, but please allow me to refuse."
"The main reason is that I can't accept this kind of reverse support. I personally prefer to be down-to-earth. I want to make a name for myself with my own strength! Freeloader? Sorry, I'm not interested at all!"
"My stomach is fine, the doctor said it's a waste for me to eat soft food!"
The sonorous answer at that time now echoed in Zeng Ziang's mind.
Damn it, what else can I do.
You couldn't just take off your pants and scratch your head embarrassedly and say to her "Oh~ sister, you see, I'm a bit frail, I'm not suitable for it, sorry, sorry" after hearing her request, right?
You have to save your face too!
I lost my face yesterday, I can’t lose it again today!
At that time, when Sister Yan heard this answer, she not only believed it, but also liked him more after discovering that Zeng Zi'ang's moral standards were so high.
That's why in the later stages, she still follows this "not-ugly male college student" and continues to launch a sugar-coated bullet offensive.
This also presented the scene that Lin Li saw.
Faced with these attacks, Zeng Ziang, who was aware of the dangers, was naturally very firm and was not tempted at all.
"Brother, there's a message on your phone." Lin Li, who already understood everything, lowered his head and held back his laughter, glancing at the phone holder between the two of them and reminded.
"Open it for me."
"Yan San Sui: Ziang, sister really likes you."
"Yan San Sui: "Transfer" 520. "
"Yan San Sui: After sending your friend off, how about we have dinner together tonight?"
After reading the content of the message clearly, Zeng Ziang's face turned grim and veins appeared on his hands gripping the steering wheel.
Grass.
It feels like there are ten million right in front of me, but I just want to turn the car around and pass by them.
I even wanted to die.
Zeng Ziang could only grit his teeth and said in despair: "Lin! Li! Help me return the transfer! Say sorry to her again, no! I am a person who ah ah ah ah hates! Free! People! the most!"
"Got it." Lin Li nodded and did as he was told.
"But, bro."
Lin Li grabbed the top handrail tightly to ensure his safety. He could no longer remain calm as he listened to the whistling wind coming through the window gaps. He gritted his teeth and said:
"Can you please stop speeding up! I'm scared! Today is the day I don't want to die!"
Fuck you.
I will never ride in Zeng Ziang’s car again!
…
Nightfall.
Lin Li came back from school and started to pack up his computer, cell phone and other items that were placed in the living room.
I am going to the competition tutoring class again tonight. A round of school selection exams will begin on Tuesday evening next week.
I told Bai Bufan about the interesting things that happened in the afternoon before the evening self-study class, and then I told Chen Yuying about it after the evening self-study class started.
Chen Yuying just laughed at what he heard, but Bai Bufan was scratching his head, regretting why he went home this week.
If I had known there would be this kind of fun, I wouldn’t have replied!
When Lin Li finished packing and came out of school, the three takeouts he ordered were delivered one after another.
Taking these items, Lin Li spent 20 system currencies to purchase an extra departure opportunity this week.
A white light flashed.
Lin Li appeared in the world of immortal cultivation carrying large and small bags. As he became more and more sensitive to spiritual energy, the feeling of being surrounded by spiritual energy became more and more comfortable.
Now after taking the "Great Fortune Pill", if Lin Li is asked to choose between being surrounded by spiritual energy or the spring breeze elves, he will choose the former.
There is no need to explain how comfortable this is, everyone.
Putting down the things in his hand, Lin Li then looked at Shanqing Taoist who was looking at him, a little surprised.
Because Lin Liben thought that he would be able to see the third dead Lao Deng when he came back this time, but in the end, let alone the third person, there was only Taoist Shanqing in front of him, and even Deng Wen had disappeared.
"Grandpa, this is takeout. I brought three portions today. You and Senior Deng can share it..." Lin Li walked towards Taoist Shanqing to greet him, and then asked with some confusion: "But where is Senior Deng?"
"Don't mention him to me! Just give me the takeout. A creature like him who can't even be a human being doesn't deserve to eat takeout."
Taoist Shanqing snorted coldly and said unhappily.
"You shameless bastard! How dare you say such things! How many times have I been about to pass the test, but you grabbed my butt and refused to let go, causing me to die with you?"
I didn't see him, but I could hear his voice. Deng Wen's voice suddenly came from between heaven and earth, ethereal but full of anger:
"I carried you up the pendulum with good intentions, but you suddenly let go and we fell into the lava!"
Lin Li turned his head and looked at the other inverted mountain - the sound came from there.
Lin Li’s eyesight is very good now, but it does not mean that he can see scenes thousands of meters away.
Fortunately, technology has changed our lives. The magnification of mobile phone lenses is now very exaggerated. Even when you take a shit in the mountains, you have to be careful about someone taking pictures of you in the city below. This distance is not a problem.
Sure enough, when Lin Li took out his mobile phone and zoomed in on the opposite hill, he could clearly see Deng Wen.
My own mobile phone brand is still "Advertising Space for Rent", it is easy to use and Lin Li highly recommends it.
"Didn't I let go because you told me to? Can you blame me for this?" Taoist Shanqing widened his eyes and looked towards the opposite hill. The two of them were arguing across thousands of meters.
"What I said was 'We may need to give it a try. We can't jump over it unless we jump together', and you gave up after hearing the first eight words. Are you sick?" Deng Wen became even more anxious after hearing this counterattack.
"How good are you? How many times have you thrown explosives at my head? Every time I ask you to blast rocks, why do you always throw them at my head?"
Deng Wen, who was originally excited and indignant, suddenly calmed down and said, "Oh, this is intentional."
Taoist Shanqing: “?”
In an instant, Taoist Shanqing also disappeared in front of Lin Li, and the sound of fighting came from not far away.
Lin Li also completely understood the current situation: it seemed that the friendship between the two had been overturned because of playing games.
Friends who often stay up all night playing games in Internet cafes know that there are generally three stages in playing games: "big words", "nonsense", and "silence".
And once they enter "silence" after playing all night and maintain it until the end, when it's time to have breakfast, the five of them can even sit at five tables.
Sure enough, the computer page also showed that the game failed.
However, wasn’t the game I recommended a competitive one? How come you can play a cooperative one?
The fight between the two did not last long. After all, Lin Li was present. Soon, the two returned to the hill together.
"Senior Deng, these are the things I promised to give you. I brought them all. There are two copies of the cell phone and computer, and the extra copy is for another senior who has not yet woken up."
When Deng Wen appeared, Lin Li saw the urgency in his eyes clearly, so he immediately said with a smile.
"Thank you very much." The next moment, both the computer and the mobile phone flew in front of Deng Wen, and he touched them with caressing.
Taoist Shanqing came over and wanted to take a look, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, it was bounced away by the sword energy.
The old man shook his head and made a disgusted sound.
Then Deng Wen just waved his hand, and a large number of Qingxiao flowers flew in from all over the sky and earth, neatly divided into "flowers" and "leaves", floating beside Deng Wen.
“Lin Li, this is the Qingxiao Flower I collected from other hills after you left. The number of flowers produced in a hundred years is quite abundant.
With these, you can safely use them as consumables, whether in this world or other worlds that the magic power will take you to, and they will be enough for a long time."
Looking at the floating flowers and leaves on both sides of Deng Wen, Lin Li pursed his lips and said, "But senior, my storage ring can't hold so many..."
Lin Li has been somewhat negligent in carving the ring recently, after all, he has too many other things to do.
However, even if you keep chiseling, it will not be able to hold so much. The "Qiankun Ring" becomes more and more difficult to cultivate as time goes by. After all, it is an extremely inferior magic weapon.
The sword energy of the flowers and leaves of the "Qingxiao Flower" was sealed by Deng Wen. After being placed in the storage ring, it can be maintained forever because of the fully enclosed and static environment.
But if you leave it alone and put it in a real bedroom, it will dissipate sooner or later because there is no spiritual energy to maintain the seal.
Lin Li had seen their power.
One day when I return home and find that my home is gone, I will be honest.
"Is that so..." Deng Wen raised his eyebrows when he heard that. He also felt that he had not considered enough, so he could only apologize: "Then take as much as you can. I will save the rest for you. When you have used up the part you have, you can come back to get it."
"Okay, thank you, Senior Deng." Lin Li nodded.
"I've been in the world for a few days. Do you have any questions about cultivation? If so, please ask me now. I can't wait any longer."
Deng Wen stroked the phone and computer in front of him and asked Lin Li with a smile.
"Yes, Senior, but before we start practicing, I have a magic weapon that I might need your help to take a look at."
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Li materialized the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd": "Senior, this is a new magic weapon that Shentong gave me recently, called the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd". I would like to ask how to use it and how to refine it..."
Deng Wen walked in front of Lin Li and picked up the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd".
After playing with it for a while, he nodded in approval:
"It's a good magic weapon. This sword-raising gourd is of very high quality. Whether it's the original innate gourd, or the acquired refining process, the engraved formation, or the supplementary natural materials and treasures, they are all very good."
Lin Li was naturally happy to hear this.
"Lin Li, it seems that these flowers and leaves have a place to go. Compared to any storage ring, the sword-raising gourd is a more suitable place to store these Qingxiao flowers and leaves. The two can even complement each other."
"As for your question, the sword-raising gourd has many uses, especially a sword-raising gourd of this quality."
"The core is naturally "nurturing the flying sword", which is the most basic and important function.
It can not only repair the damage of the flying sword, but also improve the quality of the flying sword and refine the impurities. Unfortunately, Lin Li, you don’t have anything that can be called a flying sword at the moment. "
In Deng Wen's eyes, the "invisible sword" was something extremely inferior, and he was not willing to call it a flying sword at all.
"But now that you only have the Invisible Sword, you can keep its spirit inside it. The Invisible Sword will also have the properties of fire. As it is tempered and changed over time, its power will be astonishing, and it will have an additional restraining effect on prohibitions, evil spirits, ghosts, etc."
"The second is storage. No matter whether it is ordinary things or treasures, they can all be stored in it. There is a regular space and a main space for quenching inside. Lin Li, you can also absorb and store spiritual energy in it, and the storage capacity is definitely not small."
“In addition, the sword-raising gourd can nourish sword energy and sword intent. As the owner of a magic weapon, you can seal your own sword energy, sword intent, and even sword evil in the space inside the gourd to nurture it. After being nurtured for a long time in the environment of the gourd, it will have the attribute bonus of the gourd itself.
When you use sword moves in the future, if you first call upon the sword energy and sword intent in the gourd, the power will naturally be more than doubled. "
"These are the most basic functions. You have other functions,"
Deng Wen touched and identified the engraved array patterns on the outside of the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd" and then introduced it to Lin Li:
“In time, when your spiritual awareness is clear, you can immerse your mind in it, and it will help you comprehend the way of the sword, improve your realm, and cultivate your sword heart and sword soul.
In addition, it can be used as a defensive magic weapon to resist attacks, and it is a natural nemesis against fire and water attacks. If there is an attack that exceeds its endurance limit, the jade at the mouth of the bottle will break first as a warning, and will not damage the gourd itself. Before that, there is no need to worry when using it.
Finally, this formation indicates that it should have a spirit, but now it seems that there is no spirit. I don’t know if the spirit was wiped out by your magical power or what. Only you, the owner, can explore this on your own. "
“…”
Deng Wen taught Lin Li how to most efficiently refine the Sword-Nourishing Gourd after he swore his loyalty by dripping blood, as well as how to use and activate each formation above and inside it (Deng Wen was unable to detect it, so Lin Li told him after the detection), as well as how to distinguish the space inside.
Another small notebook was written down.
There are more and more things I need to learn and see.
But it is definitely something to be thankful for. After all, if it weren't for Deng Wen, if I wanted to understand this "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd" and use it, I would have to put in several times the effort, and in the end I would only be able to use the most basic functions.
According to Deng Wen's teachings, Lin Li gave priority to mastering the storage function.
The space inside was indeed large, more than a thousand cubic meters, and was filled with the breath of fire. Now if Lin Li's mind was immersed in it for a while, he would only feel his brain being burned.
Compared with the size of this space, the "Qiankun Ring" instantly looks like a wild Pikachu.
But we cannot completely deny it. After all, the "Qiankun Ring" still has the advantage of size. The sword-raising gourd is too big. In reality, the ring is more useful.
He collected all the Qingxiao flowers and leaves in front of him into this space and directly unsealed them.
Lin Li then handed the gourd directly to Deng Wen and watched him disappear and reappear - the gourd in his hand was gone.
"It's already on the other side. Tell me when you leave and I'll get it back for you."
"Thank you, senior."
——There is also a spirit gathering array engraved inside the sword-raising gourd, and it operates automatically, able to absorb the spiritual energy between heaven and earth on its own. There is no benefit in being on the same hill with Lin Li, as it will affect the absorption speed of both parties.
Lin Li was also very satisfied with this function. If it could be filled up, even if he couldn't come to the immortal world for a long time, he wouldn't have to worry as he could use the spiritual energy resources sparingly.
The problems that had accumulated over the past few days only took Deng Wen a few minutes to solve.
After being liberated, Deng Wen immediately began to study his electronic equipment.
Lin Li did not forget his original intention. He came to Shanqing Taoist and replaced the gas cylinder for the flamethrower with a new one, preparing to complete the task today.
Then, he breathed fire and absorbed spiritual energy.
…
【Task 4 Completed】
The last time the Warmth Mission was completed, two-thirds of the way through, so after a few hours, good news came as expected.
[You have received rewards: Physical improvement: Fire resistance increased by 50%; Random system props * 1; System currency * 100. ]
[You have obtained the "Mall Mechanism·Probability Designation"]
["Mall Mechanism·Probability Designation":
After using this item, when refreshing products in the mall, there is a certain probability that "refresh" will be changed to "refresh in specified direction". When using "refresh in specified direction", you can provide a keyword to the system, and then the column will refresh the products related to the keyword.
The initial trigger probability is 10%, and it increases by 10% each time the effect is not triggered. After the effect is triggered, it resets to 10%. 】
Lin Li raised his eyebrows. "Refresh in designated direction" is quite useful. And it is a mechanism, not just once.
When the probability accumulates, it is quite easy to trigger.
good.
[You have used "Mall Mechanism·Probability Designation", and a new mechanism has been added to the mall. ]
Then Lin Li looked at the system panel, and as expected, a new task appeared.
[In his twilight years, he has found the long-lost happiness and warmth. His wishes and hopes in life have been fulfilled, and all that remains is his afterlife. So, let’s help him one last time. ]
【Mission triggered! 】
[Task 2: After the old man dies, personally and carefully organize a funeral for him and erect a tombstone.]
[Task Reward: Title: Old Friend; Physical Improvement: Lifespan Increased by 20%; Random System Item*1; System Currency*100. ]
[Old Friend: When you wear this title, the older the person, the less likely it is that they will be hostile to you. When they are over a hundred years old, they will not be able to harm you unless you have caused them harm.]
The reward includes a title, and it seems to be the last one in the series of tasks related to Taoist Shanqing.
The task should not be difficult.
After all, Taoist Shanqing was already dead, so all he had to do was hold a funeral for him and carve a tombstone.
As long as you say it is a magical mission, the other party will definitely cooperate with you.
I'll prepare the materials when I go back this time, and I should be able to complete it next time I come.
"Grandpa, have you ever thought about the funeral?" Lin Li threw the flamethrower aside and asked Taoist Shanqing, "Do you have any preferences, such as what procedures or speeches should be held?"
"Funeral?" Taoist Shanqing was stunned when he heard this. "Lin Li, why are you asking this suddenly?"
“Oh, Grandpa, my magical powers…” Lin Li said bluntly.
"Is that so? Then grandpa, think about this carefully." Taoist Shanqing was not surprised why this magical power wanted to hold a funeral for himself. However, after pondering for a moment, he scratched his head in confusion.
——For a moment, I really had no idea.
If you die, you die.
So Taoist Shanqing looked at Lin Li, trying to seek inspiration: "Lin Li, Grandpa doesn't know what to like for the moment. Have you thought about your funeral? What do you want those people to say to you at that time?"
"some."
"What?"
"Oh my god! Did Lin Li move just now? Oh my god! Lin Li was really moving! Everyone! Stop laying wreaths for your mothers! He's dead! I'm a handful of glutinous rice!" Lin Li answered excitedly in a vivid manner.
Taoist Shanqing: “?”
(End of this chapter)
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