Chapter 372: Too many requests, really can't be satisfied
She said my words!
Looking at Zhu Jingyi's back as she walked away gracefully after performing a combo, Lin Li's lower eyelids began to twitch.
Although what she said was indeed true, she was the one who understood her kind of person best.
——Let me emphasize the purpose of the single quotation marks here. What Lin Li wants to express is that he is not "that kind of person" as Zhu Jingyi said, not that he is not a "person". Thank you for your cooperation.
Lin Li did not chase Zhu Jingyi again.
It would be inappropriate to keep pestering the other party after they have clearly refused. Just see if there is any chance later.
Besides, the system didn't issue any tasks after all, so Lin Li didn't have much motivation to continue working hard in this regard.
As for the strange man, just inform him on WeChat with your secondary account after the event.
So Lin Li shook his head and walked towards Fang Yu.
Fang Yu didn't sit on the sofa but on a chair, so Lin Li simply sat opposite her.
Then, he started playing with his phone.
It was impossible to be hypocritical with her, and Lin Li didn't even want to look up at her.
It would be better to take some time to tell Chen Yuying all the interesting things that just happened.
Fang Yu sat opposite him, curling her wig with her index finger, which was thicker than Lin Li's thumb. She looked up at Lin Li and nodded.
Just barely passable.
Her face suits me, but her fashion sense is not so good.
But she is shy, which is a plus for Fang Yu.
As for how to tell if someone has a shy personality, it’s really too simple.
He just introduced himself with just one sentence, and now he is scratching his head to think of a topic to start talking to himself. He is just like Xiahou Dun riding a pearl and looking at Ding Zhen.
Perhaps it was really difficult to find a topic, so Lin Li went to the bar and brought back a cup of fruit tea and a few bags of snacks.
It seems like you want to open your mouth with food?
I won't let you do that easily.
"I don't like drinking fruit tea, and I've been trying to keep in shape recently, so I don't eat these." So, after Lin Li sat down, Fang Yu said lightly.
Lin Li looked up upon hearing this, and glanced at Fang Yu with clear and puzzled eyes, then nodded:
"Oh, that's good. You should lose weight."
After saying that, he immediately lowered his head, sipped his fruit tea, and played with his mobile phone.
Fang Yu: "(;☉_☉)?"
Your mother!
"Let's get straight to the point,"
Fang Yu realized his misunderstanding and became annoyed and couldn't wait any longer.
She patted the table and leaned back on the chair, intending to use this opportunity to look at Lin Li through her nose. As a result, she heard a creaking sound from the chair. Fang Yu quickly moved forward, adjusted her center of gravity, and cleared her throat:
"Mr. Bai, I am quite satisfied with your appearance. I am interested in getting to know you better.
Tell me, if we are together, what kind of life can you give me?
Personally, I have relatively high requirements for the quality of life.”
"I'm sorry, Ms. Harfang, I'm not interested in you, so there's actually no need for us to get to know each other better. I personally suggest that we just wait quietly for the next step."
Lin Li was typing on his phone with both hands. He looked up and answered politely.
Fang Yu was stunned when he heard this, but then he laughed out loud and looked at Lin Li with some contempt:
"I don't like beating around the bush, so I'll just say it straight. You have a house but no car. Although the conditions are a bit poor, I'm not a materialistic person. As long as you put the house in my name as soon as we get together, I don't care that you don't have a car.
In addition, you must hand over all your salary when the time comes. Six thousand... Tsk, it's a bit low, but it should be enough. You still have to work hard and get a salary increase as soon as possible.
Also, how are you at cooking? Are you diligent in doing housework? I don’t want to keep eating takeout in a dirty environment..."
——Although Lin Li didn’t mention these in his self-introduction, Fang Yu could directly search for this information in the mini program of Yizhen Matchmaking Agency.
Lin Li: “?”
These words really made Lin Li feel physically uncomfortable.
In fact, Lin Li did not completely deny the idea of adding a name. This is indeed a kind of sincerity and signal, which can be regarded as giving a sense of security.
According to unofficial historical records, Nalan Yanran broke off the engagement because she saw Xiao Yan transfer all of his fighting spirit to Yao Lao's name and felt that he did not love her and that the two were not a good match.
But many people take this for granted, don't make any effort, and don't show their sincerity, which is a bit stupid.
But Lin Li still didn't attack.
It's not worth it. I don't want to waste my breath talking to such a person.
He just looked up and made eye contact with Fang Yu, interrupting her output and saying seriously, "Miss Fang, there's no point in saying this. What I just said is that I'm not interested in you. My family is halal."
“That’s enough!”
"Mr. Bai, this is no longer popular now. Why bother playing hard to get? In my eyes, this is a demerit."
Fang Yu was speechless now, and directly exposed Lin Li's little thought:
"You're already sitting in front of me, why are you still talking nonsense?
After I came in, your eyes kept scanning me from time to time, and during the self-introduction session, your covetousness and desire for me were even more obvious.
I feel all of this clearly. Seeing that you like me so much, I wrote your name and gave you a chance. You should cherish the opportunity I gave you instead of playing these boring tricks! Got it!"
"So you've been discovered? Indeed... Miss Fang, the reason I kept looking at you is because I really have some demands on you."
Lin Li thought about it, and finally turned off his phone and put it on the table. After taking a deep breath, he turned his head away a little embarrassedly, not daring to look Fang Yu in the eye, and his voice was a little shy:
"Miss Fang, can you...stay at my house for two days?"
Fang Yu raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and lowered his voice again, which had been slightly raised.
After discovering that Bai Bufan liked her more than she thought, she became even more proud.
"So anxious? Do you want to be together and live together today... Well... As long as you go through the process of adding your name to the property today, I can consider it."
"No, no, it doesn't matter if we're together," Lin Li shook his head, blushing.
"Sister, this is what happened. I let one of my pigs run away a few days ago. My dad doesn't know about it yet, but he will definitely not forgive me when he finds out. So can you stay at my house for a few days?"
Lin Li is now Bai Bufan, so it is reasonable for him to have a father.
Fang Yu: “?”
"What did you say!?" Fang Yu screamed after being stunned for a moment, unable to believe what he heard.
"It's good, it's good. You can eat the swill as much as you want and play with the boar as much as you want!" Lin Li emphasized quickly, "I'm not asking you to help me for nothing."
"Are you sick?"
Fang Yu's face was furious. She picked up the bag on the table and threw it at Lin Li, who then caught it steadily and threw it aside.
Looking at Fang Yu who looked like she had been stewed in a stew, Lin Li's shyness faded away and he shrugged calmly:
"I've already said I'm not interested in you, what are you imagining here, Miss Fang? If you don't lie... forget it."
Lin Li originally wanted Fang Yu to pee and look at himself in the mirror.
But he was afraid that after he said that, she would really urinate on the spot, which would also be recorded on Bai Bufan's body.
Secondly, she felt that even if she urinated, she would only be able to see her big stomach but not the urine when she lowered her head, and she wouldn't be able to take a picture of herself, so it was meaningless.
"What are you barking at!"
"There are a lot of people who like me. I have more than a dozen ex-boyfriends! What do you know, you loser! You should be the one looking in the mirror!"
But Fang Yu already understood what Lin Li wanted to say, and she shouted even more angrily.
"Oh my god, you are so capable," Lin Li gave a thumbs up and started to talk nonsense: "Then why are you still here at this dating party, sister?"
"Again! Because my ex-boyfriends are from other provinces, and my family doesn't want me to marry outside! What do you know! Do you think I'm a piece of trash that no one wants like you..."
Lin Li suddenly realized.
This number of ex-boyfriends might actually be real - online romance.
It’s strange to say, but many people with nice voices, regardless of gender, tend to be larger in body shape.
The Fang Yu in front of him was indeed one of them. Before his current roar broke, he was indeed not unpleasant to the ear when he spoke with his voice mixed.
But then, Lin Li felt a little sorry for those Ji Shuai who had an online romance with her.
This little Luo baby on the Internet has become a little Luo fortress in reality. Can you bear it when you meet in person?
Thinking of this, Lin Li ignored Fang Yu's insults and asked with pure curiosity, "Sister, have you ever been successful in dating in person?"
This is no longer a question of whether it can be the same if the lights are turned off.
Lin Li's mind is now full of a Black Water troop in Clash of Clans.
"Who wants to tell you this!" Fang Yu was even more annoyed when she saw Lin Li's playful smile. Moreover, the result of her dating was indeed not ideal, so she became even angrier: "Laugh at your mother! Stupid bird!"
Lin Li was obedient and stopped laughing immediately. Then he said to Fang Yu earnestly:
"Sister, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but you really should lose weight. Don't be so happy to hold your boyfriend's hand and eat pig's head when you meet in person next time.
As a result, the food just came up, and because it was a bit hot and obstructed your vision, your boyfriend used a chopstick to pick up your head. How embarrassing is that? "
Fang Yu: "(;☉_☉)?"
After being silent for a few seconds, Fang Yu completely exploded. She stood up suddenly and tried to overturn the table, but because Lin Li was holding her down, she couldn't move at all.
Fang Yu then picked up everything around him that he could pick up and began to throw it at Lin Li, cursing as he did so:
"Damn you loser! Bai Bufan! You're a bastard who grew up in a toilet! You really think you're someone important, don't you? You think you're qualified to go on blind dates with a salary of 6,000 yuan? With your poor looks, you should live with breeding sows in a suburban pigpen! Forget it, no one would want you even if you were a dog..."
When a normal person roars, veins will bulge on their neck, but Fang Yu’s veins do not because they are all blocked by fat.
Fang Yu's wig was hung askew on one side due to anger. His 200-pound body turned the color of ripe liver due to rage, and his fat neck rose and fell violently with his heavy breathing.
Those who like to chase women are blessed now.
Lin Li had a big smile on his face. He easily caught everything Fang Yu threw at him and put it aside steadily. When Fang Yu got tired of scolding him, he picked up his phone and nodded pretentiously. Then, with a heavy face, he said to Fang Yu sadly:
"Ms. Fang, the crematorium called me and said your mother got stuck in the pot, so they might have to pay some money."
Fang Yu: “?!”
"Bai Bufan, I'll fuck you, you're a dead bastard."
It was very ugly. Bai Bufan's family tree now began to be sublimated to the extreme.
In fact, as early as when Lin Li invited Fang Yu to stay at his house for two days, the noise of Fang Yu scolding Lin Li was noticed by people close to him in the activity room.
It was still on a small scale at that time, but now, everyone in the activity room stopped their blind date activities and watched this verbal fight.
Zeng Ziang's mouth twitched slightly.
Listening to the insults from Bai Bufan, Zeng Ziang completely understood why Lin Li didn't use his real name.
Fuck you.
Had this scene been predicted?
"Brother Wang, should we stop ..."
Zeng Ziang couldn't bear to see Lin Li being beaten and scolded like this, so he prepared to call for help.
"Ah?" Wang Boyu, who was sitting with his legs crossed and eating snacks with a smile on his face, made a puzzled sound when he heard Zeng Ziang's voice.
"…It's okay." Zeng Ziang swallowed the words silently.
Go forward alone?
Zeng Zi'ang didn't dare either.
He was afraid that lard would splash on himself, as it was difficult to wash off.
Now that things have come to this, let’s just continue to watch the show. Lin Li seems to be quite calm anyway.
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't throw it, don't throw it! What's wrong! What's wrong! Don't quarrel!"
But finally someone stood up—Fu Miao, who had just returned from the toilet.
When she saw this scene outside the door, her heart was broken.
"He has been insulting me!" Seeing that the third party finally appeared, Fang Yu, who was tired of throwing things and had nothing to throw, was panting and roared at Lin Li.
Fu Miao was stunned when he heard this.
How come I came in and heard you scolding him?
But after all, the guy being scolded was "Dream Chicken's Tears", so Fu Miao still looked at Lin Li tentatively.
"I didn't scold her. I just invited her to stay at my house for two days. Moreover, she insisted on making some nonsense after I had clearly refused her twice." Lin Li shrugged.
Fang Yu: "You're fucking inviting me to your house to eat swill and play with boars!"
Fang Yu's angry words instantly made countless people in the activity room lower their heads - including Fu Miao.
Everyone was trembling, probably because they were frightened by Fang Yu's aura, otherwise they couldn't be laughing, right?
Fu Miao never expected to hear such words, but she quickly held back her laughter and raised her head. She still needed to smooth things over:
"Okay, okay, let's calm down. There's no need to be angry. When it comes to making friends, there's always a process of adaptation and selection. It's inevitable to meet someone who's not suitable for you. Getting angry is actually mistreating yourself."
"Support." Lin Li nodded calmly, picked up the unfinished fruit tea on the table and continued to sip it.
"I don't want to bother with this kind of person! You pure idiot! Here! You guys are so precious! Change it for me!"
Fang Yu really didn't have the energy to make a fuss anymore. She sat down panting, hugged her arms and snorted coldly: "This Bai Bufan, I don't want to see him again in my life, hurry up, change him!"
Fu Miao really wanted to nod, but she just couldn't.
——Except for Bai Bufan, the remaining ten men present all listed Fang Yu as the person they least wanted to match with.
It was all the fault of his colleague Fan Hong, who had agreed that this kind of activity would not include any blacklist members - an internal company list that included both men and women, all of whom were the most difficult to serve.
As a result, this time, Fan Hong said that she sent it by mistake.
“This… this activity has already started, so it might not work…” Fu Miao could only say.
"Then I'll leave?" Fang Yu laughed angrily.
"Is it okay?" Fu Miao's eyes lit up.
Fang Yu: “?”
"Um, no, no, well, among the gentlemen here, is there anyone willing to switch with this gentleman?"
The moment Fang Yu glared at her, Fu Miao realized that she had made a mistake and immediately looked at the other people in the activity room.
However, all the men who had just been eating watermelons in tacit understanding, now also tacitly began to focus on other things.
Especially Shao Hengkai, who is closest to the table.
Wow, this table is too big.
“…”
Eerily quiet.
"If there are more than a dozen babies born in one litter, my Bai family should be able to grow quickly." At this time, Lin Li walked to the window of the activity room, looked at the scenery outside, and whispered to himself: "Should I make some sacrifices..."
The boys bowed their heads again.
Remember, normal humans cannot give birth to more than ten babies in one litter.
"I won't serve you! Do you think I'm so precious? I'm just too lazy to come to this kind of event!" Fang Yu, who had become completely famous, realized that no one wanted her, so she stood up abruptly, picked up her bag and walked out.
When passing by Fu Miao, he deliberately bumped into her shoulder.
The power of the semi-hook was so terrifying that it knocked Fu Miao to the ground in an instant.
They are all living hard.
"Are you okay, sister?" Shao Hengkai immediately withdrew his attention from the table and supported Fu Miao.
"It's okay, thank you. I feel relieved now that she's gone." Fu Miao stood up and looked back at Fang Yu who had already left the activity room. She felt no sadness at being pushed back, only a sense of relief at having escaped a disaster.
But then a second problem arose.
The ratio of men to women is one to one. After Fang Yu left, there was one less woman. I can't take over the position myself.
"Mr. Bai... this..." Fu Miao looked at Lin Li, a little at a loss.
"It's okay." Lin Li naturally knew what Fu Miao was worried about, and smiled and shook his head: "Sister, you continue with your process, just treat me as a non-existent person who is not in the round."
It is impossible to leave halfway, and the mission will never be completed.
As for following the process if you don't have a female companion, there should be no problem.
I might as well treat this as a test. If I can still complete the task after Fang Yu leaves, then that might be a good thing, as it will help me set standards for the next two times.
"How about I see if I can contact another woman who is interested..." Fu Miao was still trying to make amends.
"Really, no need. I'll just play with my phone on the side and wait for my friend to finish and leave together. I can watch and participate in other sessions that don't require matching later."
After Lin Li's repeated emphasis and firm confirmation, Fu Miao finally accepted the situation.
Lin Li was also happy and relaxed. He immediately found a seat and prepared to tell the "three people and one dog" about the fun he had just had.
I could hear the conversation between Wang Boyu and his blind date.
Woman: “I think you’re great.”
Wang Boyu: "I think you're pretty good too."
Woman: “Then we…”
Wang Boyu gave two thumbs up - one for the woman and one for himself, it was fair: "We are all great!"
…
“Thank you all for participating! Today is just the starting point of our destiny. Our platform will continue to provide exclusive matchmaking services for each member.
If you are interested in in-depth communication with him/her, remember to exchange contact information and make an appointment through the mini program or group chat~ I wish everyone can meet the right person in the future!
If you have any questions, feel free to contact me or other staff, and see you at the next event! ”
[Enter the Marriage Pavilion three times and experience the secular world (1/3)]
The event ended before four o'clock in the afternoon.
Because he was on a bye, Lin Li spent most of his time playing with his phone, and only occasionally participated in some group activities.
However, the system still gave positive feedback and added progress at this moment.
The system is good, but Fang Yu is bad.
As for Zhu Jingyi, Lin Li actually paid attention to her, but he did not find an opportunity, and the system never triggered the task.
After politely declining the enthusiastic dinner invitation from Wang Boyu and others, Lin Li and Zeng Ziang prepared to return to the community after saying goodbye.
"Brother, how do you feel today? Did you meet with anyone? Did you gain anything?" Lin Li asked from the passenger seat, "I see you changed several people."
"I did gain a lot. I learned more about blind dates and gained some skills. From this perspective, I gained a lot."
"But, emotionally, that's totally not the case."
"Blind dates are still too realistic," Zeng Ziang shook his head and sighed, "After hearing that I'm a senior student and have no savings at all, I completely lost interest in them many times."
"Some people are too picky. They even say they must find someone rich without even considering their own conditions. Tsk."
Lin Li smiled upon hearing this:
"If a man who drives a Porsche dates five girls a year, then there will be five more women in the world who will say, "My ex-boyfriend drives a Porsche," and fifty more women who will say, "If my best friend, who looks like that, can find someone who drives a Porsche, then I can do the same."
She may be the latter.”
Zeng Ziang smiled and said, "Oh my god, that rich guy wanted to eat at a cheap restaurant once, and it really hurt us ordinary people. I hate rich people."
"But, brother, didn't I see a woman take the initiative to look for you later? And she just stopped you and wanted to have dinner with you. Doesn't she have a crush on you?" Lin Li was a little curious.
During the event, Lin Li saw a woman who was particularly enthusiastic about Zeng Ziang, and this enthusiasm lasted until the end.
Even Zeng Ziang's escape in the end was done by using the excuse of sending himself back.
That woman was not Fang Yu. She was about 25 or 26 years old and not ugly.
"Oh, you mean Sister Yan."
Zeng Ziang had a complicated expression:
"She is not materialistic, and she has a pretty high income. Her requirement for a partner is that the male college student must be not ugly, so she was very interested in me and came to ask me about it.
But I personally feel that I don’t quite meet the requirements, so I don’t plan to have any further development.”
"Not satisfied? Aren't you perfectly meeting these two requirements?" Lin Li was stunned.
Zeng Ziang is definitely not ugly.
Zeng Ziang glanced at Lin Li, his eyes becoming even more complicated.
"Lin Li, 'Male college students should not be ugly', these are the five requirements."
"Lin Li, you... you can meet the conditions, damn it."
Zeng Ziang pouted and was unhappy.
etc.
Five?
Eh? No.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
(End of this chapter)
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