Chapter 371 According to unofficial historical records, Lin Li was a gigolo before
Plants, stems and leaves, grasses and flowers.
Any normal person would have this association, right?
Who on earth would think of something simple, direct, optimistic and sunny when hearing about a plant-related boy?
Is that still a normal person?
Moreover, isn't it more attractive to say that you are capable and can make a woman happy during a blind date than such empty descriptions?
Therefore, it was understandable and normal for Lin Li to feel that he had misunderstood Zhang Chen's statement.
There is only one truth: the one who is not a normal person is not you!
At this moment, everyone present, even Zeng Ziang who stood up to introduce himself, paused.
(；゜○゜)?
So that’s how it is?
"No... ah? Damn... I will never use this word again..."
The first one to speak was Zhang Chen, whose Adam's apple rolled up and down. He now felt a little unwell.
It seems a bit dead.
This explanation sounds too shocking.
There was a kind of essence that he had been applying for a year for the purpose of skin care. However, he only discovered now that the word "Hua" was secretly pasted on by Lin Li, and there was actually no word underneath.
It's just so shocking.
"Mr. Zeng, are you finished with your introduction?"
However, they were not the only ones in the activity room. Seeing Zeng Ziang suddenly stopped talking in the middle of his introduction, Fu Miao tentatively confirmed.
"Ah? Uh... um." Zeng Ziang opened his mouth, finally nodded and sat down.
Of course, the introduction was not finished yet, but Zeng Ziang's mind was now filled with the boy from the plant department and the stems and leaves. He had forgotten where he had just been talking about, as well as the subsequent speech he had in mind.
"Then please let the next gentleman introduce himself."
Shao Hengkai, who was next to Zeng Ziang, was about to stand up when he found that someone was already one step ahead of him.
"Hello everyone, my name is Bai Bufan, I'm 23 years old this year, and I'm also a plant boy, but I'm not the same plant as Zhang Chen. Thank you everyone."
Lin Li's introduction was brief and powerful. He didn't even mention his request for a significant other. Before anyone could react, he finished and sat down again.
Zhang Chen, Zeng Ziang, Shao Hengkai: "(;☉_☉)?"
Lu Meng, Tang Feng, Wang Boyu: Who is Bai Bufan?
But no one cared why Lei Ba called himself Bai Bufan. He was probably hiding his real name. When everyone was stunned, Wang Boyu stood up quickly:
"Hello everyone, my name is Wang Boyu. I'm quite old this year, 28 years old. I'm also a boy who studies plants. I'm not the same plant as Zhang Chen, but a plant similar to Lei... Bai Bufan. Thank you everyone."
After sitting down, Wang Boyu felt Lin Li's surprised and admiring gaze. He smiled and high-fived Lin Li. Silence spoke louder than words at this moment.
——Brother Wang, you understand me!
——Tears, I understand you!
"Then...then who's next?"
"Hello everyone, my name is Shao Hengkai, Heng is the foundation, Kai is the success, Heng is the strength, and Kai is the success. I am now 25 years old and have a car and a house..."
Shao Hengkai, who stood up later, instantly became more humanized in comparison with his self-introduction.
But that's normal. Lin Li and Wang Boyu were just here to have fun. By not saying that they have AIDS, they were already giving face to the event.
Shao Hengkai's mother was really here for a blind date, so she must be more serious about her attitude towards introducing herself.
But it's not completely correct -
"...Also, I can be considered a plant-related boy, the same type as them, but different from Zhang Chen."
When Shao Hengkai came to the end of his carefully prepared introduction, he added one last sentence with a smile before sitting down.
Lu Meng and Tang Feng were stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud. They noticed Shao Hengkai's gaze, hesitated, and nodded.
then.
"Finally, I am also a plant-based boy..."
"I also……"
Fu Miao: "(;☉_☉)?"
No? What does this have to do with me? Is this still a dating party?
Why am I working in the rainforest?
Why are there so many plants out of nowhere?
Fu Miao was bewildered.
This kind of situation has never happened in previous dating parties, so why does it feel like today's one is so unsuccessful? What went wrong?
Fu Miao is not the only one with a complicated mind.
And there is Zhang Chen.
Zhang Chen was really numb.
Oh my god! You guys from the Department of Botany are just boys from the Department of Botany! I won't pursue copyright issues, but why do you have to emphasize that it's not the same plant as mine?
In fact, I can also be a plant like you. I have many stems and leaves, high level, and can also grow well!
If the ladies are curious and ask you what kind of plant you are, will you misunderstand that you are not good enough...
In short, men's damn inexplicable desire to win and to compare almost made Zhang Chen want to stand up and introduce himself again.
…
Compared to the men, the women's introduction was very routine. Lin Li was expecting a cage-oriented girl to appear and compete with these plant-oriented boys.
Let me explain to those who don’t understand: Cage: You can put birds in it. If the birds don’t mind each other and don’t have too strong a sense of territory, you can put several birds in at the same time.
Unfortunately not.
Xiling's matching mechanism was still too poor. There was no opponent of equal strength. Lin Li didn't know whether he should feel fortunate or disappointed.
Therefore, Lin Li did not listen carefully, but just listened to Tank's self-introduction.
Her name is Fang Yu, very classic. She guessed almost all the minefields that Wang Boyu mentioned, such as preparing for the civil service exam and pursuing a sense of ritual...
If I get infected with her, my life will be ruined.
"Okay, everyone's self-introductions have come to an end, so let's move directly to the second stage, the initial matching."
After the last woman was introduced, Fu Miao came out to continue to control the situation.
"Now, I believe that everyone has a preliminary understanding of each other. Do you have someone you like in your heart?"
"Who do you think is more suitable among them?
Next, everyone needs to send me a private message via WeChat - please note that two messages need to be sent at the same time: one is the guest you most look forward to being paired with, and the other is the two guests you least want to be paired with.
The upper limit for the latter is two.
It doesn't matter if you really forget the name. After all, it is difficult to remember the names of more than a dozen people in a short period of time. Just note the clothing characteristics or seat location when sending the message.
We will match you based on your choice. If the person you like also likes you, then you will naturally be matched together immediately. If you don't want to be matched, we will try our best to avoid it.
Of course, if none of these work, we'll just match randomly.
After matching, everyone can freely find a place in the activity room to chat or even play games, and further increase their understanding of each other. ”
Fu Miao had just finished speaking when he saw his phone on the bar vibrate.
Someone actually gave the answer so quickly?
Fu Miao turned on his cell phone.
"''Dream Chicken's Tears'' requests to add you as a friend."
Looking at the pop-up avatar of the famous swordsman Menglei, who understands the feeling of redemption at this moment?
Anyway, Fu Miao doesn’t understand.
She really wanted to refuse. It was the first time that Fu Miao felt that her job was so hard to earn money and so unpleasant to eat.
"Why haven't you approved my friend yet?" Lin Li didn't even look at his phone when he saw this, but looked at Wang Boyu: "Brother Wang, you're not going to steal the pig's head from me, are you?"
"Who the hell wants to snatch this from you..." Wang Boyu shrugged his shoulders in disgust and stepped back.
He indeed had no plans to fall in love or get married, but that didn't mean he had a self-abuse hobby and needed to torture himself deliberately in this aspect.
Lin Li smiled when he heard this, and then looked at Zeng Ziang: "Brother Ziang, how about it, which one are you most attracted to now?"
Zeng Ziang seemed a little shy when he heard this. After taking a look at where the women were gathered, he raised his chin towards a woman.
Lin Li looked over.
A woman who was estimated to be around 25 years old, her name seemed to be Zhu Jingyi. Her appearance and figure were indeed one of the best in this dating party. I guess she should be quite popular in this two-way selection. It is hard to say whether Zeng Ziang can be selected.
At this moment, the man and woman were looking at each other. The other party also noticed Lin Li's gaze, but passed by without much lingering.
"Come on." So Lin Li just gave some encouragement.
"Eh? Hiss——"
Hearing the slight inhalation beside him, Lin Li turned his head and looked at Wang Boyu: "Brother Wang, what's wrong?"
“No,” Wang Boyu shook his head at first, but after a few seconds, he moved closer to Lin Li and lowered his voice and said, “I just feel that this Zhu Jingyi seems a little familiar.”
"Hmm?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows. "Have you participated in the activities of this matchmaking agency before?"
“No, I didn’t see him at the event…” Wang Boyu shook his head, squinted his eyes and looked at him again, and said uncertainly: “I saw him… in the detention center.”
"I went to look at the files at the time, and it seemed like she was... arrested for selling silver?"
Lin Li: “?”
Huh? So violent?
Could it be that this Zhu Jingyi is the legendary remnant of Hehuan?
Lin Li immediately looked at the system, but no task popped up.
"Really?" Therefore, Lin Li looked at Wang Boyu.
Wang Boyu shook his head: "I'm not sure. It happened a few months ago, and I'm not personally responsible for her. I dare not say she is dead."
Lin Li certainly couldn't stand watching Brother Ziang fall into the pit, but this kind of thing really needed to be confirmed first.
Then Lin Li's eyes lit up, and while taking out his phone, he asked Wang Boyu again: "Brother, do you have any other information?"
"Information? Let me think...
She should also be working in a store called Jin, Jin what is it, oh, Golden Courtyard? It should be this name, she should be working there, because the client I am responsible for is from this store, they should be from the same school. "
After Wang Boyu recalled carefully for a while, he said to Lin Li.
Lin Li turned on his phone.
Come out - "Xi Ling Chicken Farming Map".
Old buddy, I never thought you might be useful someday. Come on, burn for me again.
Keyword search: "gold"!
There it is, the Golden Courtyard.
Lin Li's eyes kept moving slightly, and he paused for the last time with a complicated expression.
"Brother Ziang."
Lin Li poked Zeng Ziang and asked gently, "Have you sent the list?"
"Not yet. I'm thinking about who to choose for the remaining vacancy." Zeng Ziang looked up and answered.
"That's good, brother. Zhu Jingyi is not suitable for you. Let's change to another one." Lin Li said sincerely.
"Ah? Why?" Zeng Ziang was a little confused.
"She... is a princess." Lin Li considered his words, thought for a moment, and spoke.
"What princess? An internet princess? A runaway princess from Disney?" Zeng Ziang was stunned when he heard that, then smiled and said, "I can be a prince, too."
"That's about right. She's a runaway princess from KTV." Lin Li nodded.
Zeng Ziang: "Ah (;☉_☉)?"
Lin Li: "Brother, you should know that black is a business color, right? If you were with her, one day you would find that some of her features have become particularly business-like because of some past business activities."
Zeng Ziang's pupils were shaking and his brain was trembling.
"What……"
"Let me get this straight, she used to sell it, it's a cluck."
Seeing that Zeng Ziang's brain had crashed, Lin Li didn't bother beating around the bush with him. He walked over and played the video on his phone to Zeng Ziang:
"Look, Brother Ziang, this should be her, but she's wearing a little less clothes, but she's still recognizable."
"It seems... it really is..."
"Look again, there's her rating next to it."
Lin Li enlarged the note Song Luping left for him on the mobile phone screen and showed it to Zeng Ziang further.
"There is a ventriloquist in Xiling, Xiao Meng, who is pretty good. He is purer than purified water, has more customers than buses, screams louder than an ambulance, and sprays more than a fire truck.
However, because there are so many customers, the bottom is not suitable. If it is her, two golf balls are not worth 20 million, and the price is also relatively expensive. It is recommended to try half of the package, the full package is not worth it. "
Zeng Ziang: “⊙▃⊙?!”
Zeng Ziang's expression then became complicated. There was no need for Lin Li to say anything more. He nodded and said, "I... understand. I won't choose her again."
It’s not even about not choosing, but about being blacklisted.
In fact, Zeng Ziang also has a line that he doesn’t know whether he should say it or not.
Damn it, Lin Li, how come you are so skilled?
Why is there still this form?
"OK."
Having achieved his goal, Lin Li returned to his seat and saw that Fu Miao had already sent Zhu Jingyi's name to her through her friend.
Lin Li felt that there was a high possibility that the system would trigger the task after facing her.
Given his own situation, Lin Li felt that the probability of the other party choosing him was quite high.
There is no one here who can fight.
"Lei Ba, what was in your phone just now?" Wang Boyu asked curiously at this time. He had just seen Zhu Jingyi's video and noticed this table: "How come there is even this?"
"Previous generations planted trees, and next generations enjoy the shade. This is a map of Xiling chicken farming that my friend gave me some time ago." Lin Li recalled the past with deep eyes - of course, he was pretending.
"I just looked at the list... It looks familiar. This tree has been cut down, right?" Wang Boyu hesitated for a moment and asked, "Are there any still alive?"
"Brother, do you want to go?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows with a teasing look.
Wang Boyu felt a little embarrassed when he heard this and smiled shyly: "I... want to report it."
“Eh?” Lin Li was stunned as he had never expected this answer.
Seeing Lin Li's reaction, Wang Boyu chuckled and explained:
"I really want to make progress. After reporting, I can leave a good impression on the authorities and relevant departments. It can have a subtle positive impact when I cooperate and communicate with the authorities in the future, which is helpful for my career."
"Besides the officials, the families of those who sell and buy sex will also come to us."
"During the anti-pornography campaign this year, I made a lot of money just by taking consultations from their families."
Wang Boyu chuckled:
"Besides, if it is indeed possible, I can also go - Lin Li, what are you looking at? We older single mages also have this kind of demand."
"Have you ever seen a show where if you're still a virgin at 30, you become a magician?"
Lin Li came back to his senses, nodded with a smile, and then shook his head:
"I understand, brother. Unfortunately, your hopes have been dashed. There is nothing left. The records above are all remnants of the old era. There are no beds to support them in the new era. These are all chicken farms that were destroyed in the dark turmoil in Xiling.
My friend wrote this, which is actually equivalent to the concept of a memoir of a deceased wife. "
"No wonder." Wang Boyu nodded, not too disappointed, but just smiled and said:
"I don't know who made the report. There were so many reports at once. I asked the police, but they said they didn't know or couldn't tell me. But they did tell me that the report information was provided by one person."
"It would be nice if I could get to know him. He is a role model for our generation."
"Xi Ling is only this old. Maybe you have already met him, but you just didn't know it." Lin Li replied with a smile.
“Haha, that’s right.”
To be honest, Lin Li was a little touched.
After all, every time he mentioned this matter to others before, Lin Li had to join the other party in attacking himself. Even though he was being scolded, he still had to put on a smile.
Smiling is just a protective color; in fact, one's heart is still very fragile.
My father also suffered a lot because of this.
But this time, it was actually praise.
Everything I did was recognized in the end.
If my father knew about this, he would smile in his grave.
…
"Okay, I have collected and sorted out everyone's preferences, and have come up with matching results based on everyone's preferences. I have sent them to the group, and you can take a look."
"It doesn't matter if some friends didn't match with the person they like. This is just the first round of matching. Let's chat and get to know each other first..."
Lin Li looked at the message in the group, and was surprised to find that the person he matched with was not Zhu Jingyi, but Fang Yu.
The fact that Zhu Jingyi was a giggler naturally could not be told only to Zeng Ziang. Lin Li informed everyone including Zhang Chen and Shao Hengkai of the news.
Naturally, they all added Zhu Jingyi to the list of people they least wanted to match with.
At this moment, in the group chat message, Zhu Jingyi was matched with an unfamiliar male name.
Although Lin Li couldn't match the names with the faces, the economy and modeling of any of them were very ordinary. How could he lose in this kind of PK?
"...Okay, now please find a comfortable place for both of you in the activity room with your matching partner and have a chat~"
Fu Miao herself planned to go to the toilet.
After hearing what Fu Miao said, after she left, Lin Li stood up and walked towards the pork head.
When passing by Zhu Jingyi, Lin Li wanted to say something but stopped, and finally couldn't help but stretched out his hand to stop her:
"Why...why didn't you choose me?"
"Ms. Zhu... I have feelings for you..."
Zhu Jingyi was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then looked at Lin Li with affectionate eyes, came back to her senses, and just sneered:
"Sir, you are so handsome, and you are here for a blind date."
"If I'm guessing correctly, you used to be a gigolo in a nightclub, right?"
"Your body has been ruined by those rich women, and you are now sick or dead. Plus, the current environment is bad, and you can't even be a gigolo anymore, so you're thinking of finding an honest woman to take over, right?"
"I understand people like you too well. Do you take me for an idiot? I would never choose you, so stop trying to be affectionate with me. Go away—"
When contacting Fu Miao, Zhu Jingyi directly added Bai Bufan to the blacklist. At this time, there was a smile of seeing through everything and being complacent on her face. After saying that, she walked towards her match in her high heels.
Leaving Lin Li standing there in a daze.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
no?
ah?
Reverse the Tian Gang! Reverse the Tian Gang!
(End of this chapter)
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