Chapter 370 The value of a master's degree is still decreasing
During the conversation, Lin Li and Zeng Ziang gradually integrated into the four people and became a little familiar with each other. They even started to make plans to have dinner together in the evening after the dating party.
Although Lin Li tried to shirk his responsibilities, as he still had to attend evening self-study classes, he still got along well with the adults.
The Xiling people are still making efforts.
The only thing that made Lin Li feel a little uncomfortable was Wang Boyu's resentful and self-pitying look from time to time, which made him feel uneasy.
Of course Lin Li knew why Brother Wang looked at him like that.
But if you miss it, you miss it.
Dear Yu, give up on me. You deserve better, but not the best like me.
The best should be given to Chen Yuying.
All I can say is that it’s a good thing that Wang Boyu couldn’t hear Lin Li’s thoughts.
Otherwise, if he knew that Lin Li was so shameless, he would... like him more and feel more regretful.
As time passed, other people in the group gradually arrived.
The quality of the women who attended this dating event was a bit uneven.
Most of them are acceptable, and there are a few who are quite good-looking, and they should be the objects of competition among men.
But there is also an anti-Hulk armor, which can be regarded as the PLUS gender-transferred version of Zhou Bao, and can be regarded as Wutugu in the Three Kingdoms Killing.
“This is also an old friend. She was here when I came, and she is still here now.
And Lin Li, let me tell you, she is one of those people who is obsessed with Little Red Book. It seems that the matchmaking agency quietly stopped her from coming a few months ago, but I don’t know why she came again this month.”
When the tank drove into the activity room, Wang Boyu lowered his voice and spoke to Lin Li.
"I feel like if I stick a wick in my belly button and use it as a seven-star lamp, it would be enough for Zhuge Liang to live to 2077 and go out and take a photo with a group of old men in their sixties and seventies and post it on their Moments saying 'Good morning, Night City.'" Lin Li clicked his tongue.
Wang Boyu was deeply touched and nodded. Lin Li's words were pertinent. When a good horse is brought up, it is said that a good horse is good. "Isn't it? I——"
But Wang Boyu paused halfway through saying this.
Because he found that Lin Li had been secretly looking at the other person and even licked the corner of his mouth.
Wang Baiyu: “(；☉_☉)?”
Oh, no.
If Lei Ba likes this type of person, Wang Boyu should reconsider whether to be with Lei Ba.
Damn it, next time we go out to find a technician, I turn around and find him blanching lard to get water out of it. Who can stand that?
"Lin Li, is your girlfriend really super cute?" Wang Boyu couldn't help but ask.
Lin Li turned his head and realized that Brother Wang had obviously misunderstood something.
The reason why Lin Li was looking forward to it was simply that he felt that if the other party was really as Wang Boyu described, then if he had a matching session later, she would be very suitable for him - because he would not feel burdened by wasting the other party's time.
Moreover, Wang Boyu also said that this person had not been informed of any activities for several months. Lin Li even suspected that this was the woman that Fan Hong specially prepared for him.
Sister Fan, Sister Fan, your kindness is so great.
But there was no need to explain this to Wang Boyu, Lin Li just smiled, took out his cell phone and started showing off.
"What a young and pure girl, just like the urine after drinking too much water, it's not yellow but clear and pure!" Wang Boyu exclaimed after seeing Chen Yuying's photo.
Lin Li chuckled: "Isn't it?"
It's true that people think alike. I felt the same way when I first saw Chen Yuying.
…
"Sister Fu, isn't the time already up? Why hasn't it started yet?"
The time had already arrived to start the activity, but seeing that Fu Miao had no intention of starting the session, Shao Hengkai, as an example, stood up and asked with some confusion.
"Wait a moment," Fu Miao nodded to Shao Hengkai apologetically, "There is one person who hasn't arrived yet. He said he will be here soon. Please wait for him."
Speaking of Cao Cao's wife, just as Fu Miao finished her words, a man came running towards her in a hurry from outside the glass door.
After pushing open the door, the man panted: "Sorry, sorry, I'm late."
"I was just cleaning the house, which is over 300 square meters. I was so tired, and the actual cleaning time took much longer than I expected, so the time was wrong and I was late. Sorry again, sorry again!"
Although these words were spoken to Fu Miao, the voice was so loud that it could be heard in the activity room.
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone in the room, male or female, instantly focused their attention on him.
It was obvious that the eyes of several women lit up.
The six people standing next to each other had their pupils trembling as they looked at each other.
Damn! Scheming Green Tea Boy!
Lin Li now had some doubts as to whether being late was a deliberate plan by this guy.
So this is the horror of the adult world, where every move is calculated.
Damn it, so hopeless, Lin Li felt that he would never laugh again. Of course, if the squad leader kissed him, that would be another matter.
"Damn it, you pretentious guy, let me show you how I can blunt his edge!" When Lin Li was in heat, Wang Boyu had already recovered from the shock, sat up, and said to the people around him in a low voice with a gloomy face.
Then, Wang Boyu looked up at the man and smiled gloomily: "Hey, man, the house is so big, why don't you hire a housekeeper to clean it? You don't even have money to hire a housekeeper, do you?"
"Ah?" The man scratched his head. "I am the housekeeper hired by their family. If I hire another housekeeper, there will be no profit from the price difference."
Wang Baiyu: “(；☉_☉)?”
“…”
The activity room was silent.
The light in the women's eyes went out.
But the light in the men's eyes, especially Lin Li's, brightened up again!
Other men: Great, not a strong enemy!
Lin Li: Great, he’s a talented person!
Xiling! Xiling! This is Xiling!
"Haha, so that's how it is, buddy. It's not too late. It's not a big deal. Come on, we just happen to have a seat here. Come on, come on, sit down. We are all buddies, we are all brothers."
Wang Boyu, who was the most embarrassed at this time, tried hard to make amends, being polite at first and then being polite, which made people laugh when thinking about it.
"Thank you." The other party was overjoyed when he heard that, and sat next to Zeng Ziang - the seat that Lin Li sat next to Wang Boyu just now.
"Well, now that everyone is here, our activity will officially begin!" Fu Miao also smiled and clapped his hands, walked to the middle of the activity room, and said to everyone.
“First of all, I’m very glad that everyone has participated in this friendship event hosted by us, Yizhen.
Before all the activities begin, everyone is naturally required to introduce themselves.
I hope that everyone’s self-introduction will not be too simple and sloppy. The first impression is very important, and after the self-introduction, there will be the first matching link, so everyone must introduce themselves carefully and listen carefully to others’ introductions.
Otherwise, you may not be able to find your ideal target.
Okay, let’s start with the men, starting with the handsome guy in the plaid shirt who is closest to me.”
"Well, ok, hello everyone, my name is..."
"Zi'ang, how are you going to introduce yourself later?" Shao Hengkai looked at Zeng Zi'ang and asked.
"Ah?" Zeng Ziang was stunned for a moment, scratched his head, and then replied: "Just introduce yourself normally? Name, age, university, favorite sports and favorite games, etc...."
Shao Hengkai looked at Wang Boyu and said, "Brother Wang, it's time for you to teach again."
Wang Boyu nodded and waved his index finger at Zeng Ziang:
"You are totally wrong to think so, Ziang, we are all here for a blind date, it's very realistic, this is completely different from the self-introduction in school.
For example, if you own a house and a car, then after you introduce yourself and say your name and age, you can immediately follow up with 'I own a house and a car', and if the house and car are particularly good, just say how good they are.
If you don't have a house or a car, you should just not say anything and pretend that you don't even know what you are talking about. If you have one or a car, you should modify it by saying, for example, you already have a house and you are interested in buying a car and you are choosing..."
Zeng Ziang opened his eyes wide, wow, they seemed to be real things.
"Listen to Brother Wang. He has never eaten pork but has seen too many pigs run. He also taught us how to introduce ourselves." Shao Hengkai also agreed with a smile at this time.
"Okay, Brother Wang, my garage..." Zeng Ziang nodded and told him his whole situation.
"Then you say this..." After teaching this part, Wang Boyu continued to ask: "You said you have found an internship, right? How much is the salary?"
"It's not much, because I'm still an intern and the daily allowance is 140."
"What happens after you become a regular employee?"
"More than four thousand."
"It's a bit low. What's your major?"
"Finance, but the job I'm looking for has nothing to do with my major."
"It's okay. Finance is a prestigious-sounding major, that's enough.
Then Ziang, I suggest you say that you are a senior student majoring in finance and have just started looking for a job. You have received an offer of 5,000 yuan, but the salary is not up to your expectations, and you are applying to other companies..."
“…”
“…”
"That's about it. Just put together my previous examples and introduce yourself. You can use them in any blind date scenario in the future."
Zeng Ziang reviewed the whole thing in his mind and couldn't hold it in any longer: "Fuck, brother, is this still me?"
"It's okay," Wang Boyu smiled and waved his hand, "Everyone is packaging, and it's the same with women."
"Zi'ang, I'm going to tell you a few more key words. If a woman says these words, you have to be careful."
"Brother, you tell me, I'll remember it." Zeng Ziang took out his cell phone, opened the memo, and humbly asked for advice.
"If she says her occupation is preparing for the civil service exam, then she has no job and is living off her parents; if she says her hobby is traveling, then she loves to spend money; if she says her personality is slow to warm up, then she has a very bad personality and will ignore you if you don't flatter her for ten days or half a month;
A slightly plump body is like a tank, you should be aware of this. If you want to be ambitious, you need to have money.
Finally, if you hear someone say that they don’t like doing housework, pursue quality of life, and pay attention to festivals and rituals, don’t answer, don’t answer, don’t answer, run! This is a fairy! "
Zeng Ziang nodded solemnly: "I got it!"
Then start reviewing and revising.
"Brother, it's my turn now. How should I introduce myself?" Seeing the conversation here ended, Lin Li asked expectantly.
Wang Boyu: "I have AIDS."
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Lin Li silently moved away from Wang Boyu.
"You're not really here for a blind date, so why are you teaching me? Your girlfriend is so pretty, why are you still going on a blind date? Go back and kiss your girlfriend!" Wang Boyu scolded with a smile.
Lin Li gave a thumbs up and said, Brother Wang, I wish you good luck.
Then Wang Boyu casually asked: "Leiba, are you currently studying at the same university as Ziang, or have you graduated?"
"Just graduated." Lin Li still answered based on the persona he registered at the matchmaking agency.
"What's your major?"
"Studying the law."
Wang Boyu, who had just asked casually, suddenly had his eyes light up:
"You studied law, too? Me too, and I have a master's degree in law. Leiba, have you found a job now? Which law firm do you work for? If not, do you need me to introduce you to one?"
Lin Li raised his eyebrows, a little surprised.
I didn't expect that the information I made up would hit someone else's target.
In this case, if we continue to write, it will probably be full of loopholes.
I should have chosen a less popular major, such as cryogenic engineering.
But it doesn’t matter, Lin Li has his own way.
"Already at work..." Lin Li nodded.
"Which firm? Maybe I can help you by giving them a heads up. Even though it may not be of any decisive help, it should be able to make your life a little easier."
Wang Boyu said enthusiastically and with a senior attitude.
Lin Li: "Hogwarts."
"Oh, Hog-Wo?! Ts?!" The kind-hearted Wang Boyu repeated the name of the firm in a strange tone, and then his smile froze on his face.
(;☉_☉)?
What the hell?
"Brother, the law I studied is different from the law you studied. I'm not a lawyer, I'm a magician, and I learned how to make fireballs." Lin Li smiled gently.
Wang Boyu had a blank expression on his face: "Then rub one for me now."
“Fuck!”
The man's introduction was interrupted by this voice, and everyone looked at Wang Boyu in confusion.
"It's okay, it's okay, sorry, you guys continue." Wang Boyu apologized awkwardly.
When everyone's attention shifted away, Wang Boyu looked at Lin Li in shock: "Lei Ba, are you really a mage?"
Wang Boyu actually saw fire appearing on Lin Li’s hands just now.
No way, Lin Li is really a mage?!
"Leiba, is your firm still hiring? Can you help me put a call in? I suddenly feel that my Master of Laws is too rubbish. I want to go one step further and become a Doctor of Laws!"
Wang Boyu acted like a junior at this moment and spoke seriously.
He wanted to improve so badly.
Moreover, Wang Boyu really regretted that he stopped at a master's degree and did not become a doctor.
After entering society, he discovered that the title of doctor was really very useful.
If the doctor turns evil and calls himself the Mad Doctor, the name sounds very awesome and has the ability to destroy the world.
But if you only have a master's degree and turn evil, and then call yourself a crazy master, the name sounds like the ravings of a madman who has gone crazy and cannot write a graduation thesis.
Doctor is very useful, right?
He didn’t cherish the previous opportunity, but now the bright future of law appears before him again. This time, Wang Boyu doesn’t want to miss it!
So in order to persuade Lei Ba, Wang Boyu took off his coat and pulled his clothes to one side of his shoulder:
"Tear, no kidding, did you see that there is a scar on my left arm? I have suspected since I was a child that it was the scar left by Voldemort wanting to kill me. Now it seems to be true! I have a talent!"
Lin Li: “…”
What a coincidence, I have the same scar.
This is a vaccination scar!
The flame just now was naturally the magic that Lin Li had just mastered today.
So Lin Li now needed to make up for the pretentious behavior he just couldn't help. He smiled and said:
"Brother, it's not a real fireball, it's a magic prop, fire paper. You must have heard of it. I just happened to have one in my pocket, so I used it."
"Hogwarts was just a joke. I just said I was studying law, but that's actually a better way of saying it. I'm actually from a vocational school, and my major is modern magic design and performance. But it doesn't sound good to say it out loud, so I always say I'm studying law."
Wang Boyu: “Huh?”
After thoroughly digesting these two sentences, Wang Boyu hesitated to speak again, and finally couldn't hold it anymore and said:
"Leiba, you just asked me how to teach you to introduce yourself. You can say that your major in vocational school is law. You are better than me..."
Lin Li just chuckled.
This solves the problem of saying that you are a law student but not really being a law student.
I am such a genius.
"Brother, you are a master of law?" Lin Li quickly shifted the topic back to Wang Boyu.
"yes."
"I have some legal issues that have been bothering me for a long time. Can I consult you?"
"Tell me about it." Wang Boyu nodded.
Lin Li: "Now the age limit for sexual consent is 14, and the age limit for playing games is 18. This means that now when children get home from school on weekends, they can't play games, but they can go out on dates, right?"
Wang Baiyu: “(；☉_☉)?”
Lin Li: "Zhang San was raping a girl, and I asked Zhang San if I could join in, and he said yes, and then I raped Zhang San, but later Zhang San called the police. Did I break the law?"
Wang Baiyu: “(；☉_☉)?”
Lin Li: "I will be a boss in the future. My employees work 12 hours, but the law stipulates 8 hours. Can I confiscate their illegal gains?"
"Stop, stop, stop, stop." Wang Boyu made a pause gesture, and the corners of his mouth and eyes twitched at the same time.
The brain is trembling.
Wang Boyu took a deep breath and smiled, "Lin Li, to be honest, I also went to a vocational school, and I studied modern magic design and performance. Don't ask me, I don't understand it either."
Lin Li: "Then can you make a fireball for me?"
“…”
Wang Boyu thought about it and decided not to be with Lin Li.
Thank you to that unknown innocent girl. She must have worked hard during this period.
When the two of them finished their presentations today, the boys before them had finished their introductions and it was their turn.
"Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Chen, I'm 24 years old, and I belong to the plant department..."
The housekeeping man who had just finished cleaning an area of more than 300 square meters stood up and introduced himself first because he was closest to the boy who introduced himself last.
He didn't learn anything from Wang Boyu, so his introduction was very conventional.
But Lin Li was instantly attracted by this term, and then he couldn't believe his own speculation.
This is fucking pornographic.
So when the other party finished introducing himself and sat down, and Zeng Ziang stood up to take over, he curiously leaned over and asked the other party in a low voice:
"Dude, what does it mean to be a plant boy?"
"A plant-type boy? Probably... just like plants, simple and direct, optimistic and sunny, full of courage and hope, free and romantic, independent and full of love..."
To be honest, it was quite embarrassing to praise myself in such detail in front of a boy. Zhang Chen lowered his voice as he spoke, feeling a little ashamed:
"Anyway, it's a term I saw on Xiaohongshu. I thought it suited me, so I used it..."
"Oh——" Lin Li suddenly realized and breathed a sigh of relief:
"So it's this plant boy. I was wondering why it was what I thought... I feel relieved now. I thought you were so straightforward."
After hearing Lin Li say this, not only Zhang Chen, but also Wang Boyu and others looked at Lin Li curiously.
"Leiba, what do you think of a plant-loving boy?" Wang Boyu asked on behalf of everyone.
Lin Li scratched his head shyly.
“There are so many stems and leaves that as long as there is enough water, the grass can also bloom.”
(End of this chapter)
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