Chapter 382 Lin Li can also belong to the night
Lin Li had just finished speaking when he immediately realized that he was indeed a little careless.
For example, someone like Hawking, who is paralyzed in his lower body, might not mind someone hitting his balls a few more times; it doesn't matter anyway.
But can you say he is not a man? Of course not. The fact that this guy is on Epstein’s list and enjoying life on Lolita Island is enough to prove that he is a man.
Forget it, to be more rigorous, I think it’s better to say that he is a Tianren - after all, this man has no strength down there.
However, seeing that Chen, Ding, and Qu probably didn't think as broadly as he did and didn't raise any objections, Lin Li didn't make any additional descriptions or patches.
Qu Wanqiu remained silent.
Is, is that so?
Lin Li said this...it seems to be true...
wrong!
"Wait! Lin Li! You're talking nonsense again! Giving birth is because you have a child in return! You are willing to endure this pain just to have a child!
And kicking, kicking... kicking you is unrewarding! So who would want to do this for no reason!
If there is no child in return, a woman will not say such words as "Come on, cut open my belly!"
Qu Wanqiu almost got confused. Now she realized that Lin Li was making excuses, and she immediately regained her confidence and questioned loudly.
Lin Li blinked.
In fact, as long as the kick is gentle, it is easy to have a baby, but this statement is too derogatory and not suitable to be said in front of the opposite sex, so Lin Li just laughed:
"Very good, little one, you still have brains. I am relieved."
"How can you be happy?" Qu Wanqiu snorted. Then, seeing that Bai Bufan still had an expression of as if he had ascended to heaven, she raised her chin and said with concern:
"But it should be very painful. I believe this. Won't you send him to the infirmary?"
"That's fine." Lin Li nodded.
"Don't!" It was Bai Buji who refused. He raised his head slightly and showed Chen Dingqu and the other two a difficult smile of a strong pregnant woman: "I'm fine. Thank you for your concern, the three of you."
"No need for infirmary or anything like that."
Lin Li also nodded: "You girls should leave first. In fact, any gaze from you now will cause secondary harm to Bu Ji."
The three of them couldn't help wanting to laugh when they heard that, but they felt it was inappropriate to laugh.
"Then we'll go."
Lin Li passed the water he had taken a few sips of to Chen Yuying:
"If I leave the water here, they will steal it. Take it away first. I'll ask you for it later. As a reward, you can secretly drink a few sips. I don't mind."
"I don't want to reward you."
"Then are you going to puke inside and punish me?"
"Disgusting! Stop talking." Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li in reproach and left with Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu.
"Oh oh——" Bai Bufan slowly sat up, while groaning.
Then he turned his cold gaze towards Lin Li: "Ditch Lin Li, you knew this was secondary damage, but you still brought them to watch and talked to them for so long?!"
Lin Li showed a harmless smile.
But Bai Bufan didn't care. He wanted to kill another person, so he grinned and said, "Where is Zeyu?"
"I went to the supermarket to buy some snacks for you." Lin answered immediately.
"Then he's sensible. Let's spare his life." Bai Bufan nodded, and calmed down a little.
After taking it out and making sure that he could still use it, he sighed and said, "Lin Li, I admire the man who sold the Happy Brand Blade more and more. How could he give it away? I think I have to keep it even if it's useless..."
"Indeed, it hurts just thinking about it," Zhang Haoyang nodded as he wiped his sweat with a tissue, then asked Lin Li and Bai Bufan in confusion:
"Hey, Lin Li, Bufan, tell me, this thing is so important and so fragile, why should it be hung outside? Isn't it better to put it inside the human body? If you put it outside, you won't need it, so why use it to knock on the door? But knocking on the door after entering the body, that's meaningless, right?"
"What a great knock on the door." Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in.
Lin Li thought for a moment and gave his answer: "I think it may be because once a creature is in heat, it will frantically send the message to the brain that it wants to mate and it wants to mate.
But everyone here knows that mating is not something you can do just because you want to, so when your brain gets tired of being asked, it responds with the message "Go wherever it's cool," and then hangs in the shade. "
"Fuck, that's awesome." Zhang Haoyang smiled and gave a thumbs up.
"Lin Li still has brains," Bai Bufan nodded in approval, then reached out to Zhang Haoyang: "Haoyang, give me a piece of paper. Phew - I can't even tell whether it's cold sweat or hot sweat that's flowing."
"OK."
At this time, Lin Li looked down at his thighs.
Why is my paper gone?
when.
Was I also hit by Waludo?
So Lin Li smiled gently and stretched out his hand towards Zhang Haoyang: "Haoyang, give me a life. Phew - I can't tell whether you are going to shed cold blood or hot blood."
…
Evening self-study.
There are no teachers in class.
“This lever arm, ugh…” Bai Bufan scratched his hair in annoyance and poked Lin Li, “Lin Li, how do you answer this question?”
Lin Li took a look and found that it was a physics question.
Because I have already finished it, I don’t need to review the questions and think about them. I can directly guide:
"In a state of equilibrium, the forces must cancel each other out. Not only must the net force be zero, but the net moment must also be zero... The force that makes the billboard rotate clockwise is gravity mg, and its lever arm is the horizontal distance, which is half the length of the billboard..."
"…So we have to figure out that T is approximately 288.7N, the resultant force is 280N, and the direction is 59 degrees diagonally to the upper left."
"This is the answer. Calculate it yourself. If it matches, you will get it."
"Holy shit, awesome." Bai Bufan looked at the problem-solving ideas and process written fluently by Lin Li on the draft paper. By the time he reacted and praised him, Lin Li had already gone back to his own work and was studying classical Chinese again.
Looking at the numerous ideas on the draft paper, and then looking at his own ideas in the exercise book, Bai Bufan shook his head.
Fuck you.
Sometimes Bai Bufan really wondered if he had steel doors on his hands, otherwise why could he write nothing but shit.
Damn physics.
Oh, just write, write.
“…”
"Lin Li, I suddenly understand!"
Lin Li was packing up his things - it was time to go to the multi-purpose classroom to continue his competition tutoring. The list of qualified candidates had not come out yet, but it should have been revised. Logically, the procedure for tonight was to announce the list and explain the test paper.
Hearing this low cry, Lin Li stopped what he was doing and turned to look at Bai Bufan.
I saw Bai Bufan still looking at the question that I explained to him ten minutes ago, but now he had a silly smile on his face and his eyes were bright, as if he had figured out something extraordinary.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows in confusion.
Bai Bufan gestured exaggeratedly in front of his chest with his hands, and smiled:
"To achieve balance, the combined force of several forces must be zero. Lin Li, think about it, don't those beast girls with big tails almost all have a super big thunder?"
"And those beast girls who don't have big thunder," Bai Bufan pointed to the center of the billboard on the exercise book:
"In order to reduce the extra backward and downward torque brought by the tail, they choose to become loli, lower the center of gravity, and improve the stability of the body. With such a small body and a low center of gravity, the support surface is relatively stable, and the tail's force is not easy to flip them over."
"This is why there are only sexy queen types and cute loli types for beastgirls, and almost no middle types like 'normal body + giant tail'. The laws of mechanics are restricting the second dimension..."
Lin Li: “…”
I've gone crazy studying physics.
But fortunately, it was Bai Bufan who was crazy.
So the physics community just lost an insignificant person.
Although what Bai Bufan said does make some sense.
Feeling Lin Li's pitying gaze, Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in anymore. He put his chin on the table and smiled in self-abandonment:
"Physics, the science of sciences, is really disgusting. Fortunately, I only have to study it in the first year of high school. If I don't choose it, I will be free in the second year of high school."
"Then you will not be able to apply for nearly half of the university majors in the future." Lin Li said with a smile.
The four major science majors of science, engineering, agriculture, and medicine basically require students to take elective exams in physics and chemistry, and the number of these majors accounts for about 40%, which is the same as the number of majors that do not have any elective requirements.
Lin Li himself doesn't care about this. He is now an all-rounder and has no goal in mind for his university major. In fact, when life is getting systematic, university major is unimportant.
So the subjects you choose depend entirely on who you plan to be classmates with in the future.
With Chen Yuying, or Bai Bufan?
Alas, the disadvantages of monogamy are revealed at this time.
Lin Li couldn't help but feel emotional when he thought that by the time they were in their second year of high school, everyone in this class would be dispersed to different places in the teaching building.
When together, they are a pile of shit, and when apart, they are a sky full of stars?
The content of subject selection will be discussed at the parents' meeting tomorrow. Xue Jian should be preparing the materials at this moment. He probably doesn't want to leave everyone and doesn't want that day to come, right?
"That's true," Bai Bufan raised his eyebrows, "but I don't think I want to study those majors... Not necessarily. Never mind, I'll decide later. Maybe I'll become a physics genius next semester."
"Bufan, do you know how to judge whether a person is a physics genius?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and said, "I have a very stable method with an extremely high accuracy rate."
"Oh? What do you mean?" Bai Bufan was a little curious.
Lin Li: "I can directly judge that he is not a physics genius. The accuracy rate is as high as 99%."
Bai Bufan: “…”
Your mother.
But it seems to be true.
Too stable.
"You guys who are good at science are damned, you are so noble when choosing your major,"
Bai Bufan couldn't comfort himself, so he started to curse others and scraped the white paint stains on the desk with a compass, gritting his teeth:
"I miss the Middle Ages so much, when students of liberal arts were the most noble and science students could be burned to death at will..."
Lin Li: “?”
After a moment of silence, Lin Li smiled and immediately followed up:
"That's true. Scientists and witches were so popular in the Middle Ages. It's a pity that not many people wanted to be them."
If you ask who was the most hygienic in the Middle Ages, it would naturally be witches and scientists, after all, they were sterilized by high temperatures.
Bai Bufan raised his eyebrows, leaned forward and whispered, "Lin Li, you said that burning things is for the ancestors, then what do you think the reaction of the European ancestors would be when they saw a bunch of witches burning over there?"
"Fuck, it's a dead witch." Lin answered immediately.
Bai Bugan narrowed his eyes: "Is this 'I grass' a verb or an interjection?"
Lin Li said nothing, but just started to smile, and Bai Bufan also put on the same smile.
The two were about to point fingers and continue to deduct today's merits -
"clatter."
With the last hum of the overhead fluorescent tube as it went out, the entire classroom was completely engulfed by pure darkness.
After a brief silence, the crowd's uncontrollable shouts of surprise, curiosity, and excitement instantly exploded in the darkness.
"Fuck?!"
"The power is out?!"
When the noise from the entire teaching building outside the classroom, and even from the teachers' building opposite, came one after another, the answer was self-evident - there was indeed a power outage in the entire school.
At this moment, Bai Bufan's mind raced and his pupils shrank slightly.
A power outage means... no electricity!
There was no electricity or light! Everyone was in total darkness!
What does this mean?
This means that this boundless ink color instantly became the perfect cover for everyone!
Don't those thoughts hidden in the corners of your heart, which are ready to move and even carry a sense of sin, now have a perfect opportunity to be released?
In a very short time, Bai Bufan sorted out the logic.
A long time ago, someone asked Bai Bufan a question.
If killing is no longer illegal, who would you kill first?
Bai Bufan's answer at that time was sonorous and powerful.
——"I'm fucking hiding"!
Killing people, killing the market! Once killing is legalized, Bai Bufan dare not imagine how many people will target him, and he is afraid that he will be chopped into pieces as soon as he goes out.
This is Bai Bufan's confidence in himself.
So, almost at the same second when the thought came to him - the moment Bai Bufan realized that there was a high possibility that someone would continue to commit a dark crime, he immediately covered his crotch with his left hand and his buttocks with his right hand.
Follow him and do a quick left and right motion, then a quick right and left motion replay~
The next second, Bai Bufan felt a big hand covering the back of his hand on his butt.
"Damn? Why is it locked?" Lin Li's voice came from the left, a little surprised.
Bai Bufan: "(へ╬)!!"
Look, look! Bai Bufan said it would be like this!
If you are a second late, you will suffer!
"Fuck you, Lin Li, you bastard." Bai Bufan was furious.
However, Lin Li did not respond to Bai Bufan, because in the darkness, he saw something more interesting, so he shouted: "Wang Ze, you are in this state, but you still insist on playing with your phone, right?"
"Lin Li? How do you know?" Wang Ze turned his head and asked in shock.
The pale light emitted by the small screen on his face was as eye-catching as a beacon in the dark classroom.
"It would be strange if we didn't know this, right?" The whole class laughed.
Wang Ze did it on purpose, of course. He turned off his phone and put it in a drawer. Then he let out a long sigh of relief: "Fortunately, there are no teachers on duty tonight, otherwise I would have been caught at first sight."
"That's a pity indeed."
"Fuck!" Wang Ze screamed.
"What's wrong?"
He began to anxiously call for help in the classroom:
"Everyone, Mina-san, my glasses fell on the ground. Can any boys come over and help me find them? People with round faces, short hair and beards are preferred. If you don't have any, just wear white socks. I can lend them to you, but only boys. Girls, please don't come to help me pick them up. I will chase them away if you come. Thank you for your cooperation."
"Fuck, Wang Ze, you're not even wearing glasses, what are you losing? Can you make up an excuse to be close to humans?" Bai Bufan laughed and scolded when he heard that.
"Then wouldn't it be even more inappropriate if I dropped the soap on the floor in the classroom?" Wang Ze asked confidently.
"It's well-reasoned and irrefutable. Wang Ze is really a stable guy. Lin Li, I think we need Prometheus... Hmm? Where are the people?"
Bai Bufan turned his head and teased Lin Li at his previous position, while habitually reaching out to the side, but found nothing.
I felt around on the cold table and the slightly warm chair seat, and sure enough, it was gone.
In an instant, the alarm bells in Bai Bufan's heart rang to the highest level.
As Lin Li's deskmate, he stood up out of a sense of responsibility and spoke hastily in the darkness:
"Attention! Attention! Attention to all departments and units! Lin Li has disappeared! I repeat! Lin Li has disappeared! The location is vacant! The situation is unclear!"
A brief silence, followed by noise:
"What? Lin Li is missing?"
"Stop it! What a horror story!"
"Ahhh Mom! I need to find Mom! I'm scared! I'm so scared!"
"Zeyu, you are too sinister to look for your mother. It would be better if you only look for your mother because you are afraid of Lin Li——"
Immediately, a harsh sound of chair legs rubbing against the ground was heard in the back row, and everyone instinctively pressed their bodies against the walls, desks, and chair backs, trying to shrink their bodies exposed to the darkness.
The tense atmosphere was accompanied by the buddies' frightened sobs and laughter.
This is Lin Li’s deterrence, so terrifying.
However, to everyone's surprise, even after Dujiba had been crying for a long time, no victim had appeared.
When Zhang Haoyang opened the back door of the classroom, allowing the faint moonlight from outside to come in, he could barely outline the back of the classroom.
With the little light, everyone looked around and found that indeed - the position behind him was empty and there was no trace of him in the back row either.
Where is this b person?
…
Ding Sihan's voice was still chattering in the darkness:
"…When will the call come? I haven't finished my homework yet, but can I just go back to the dormitory to rest tonight? Fortunately, it's almost December now. It would be terrible if it was summer."
Although she was complaining, Ding Sihan's tone was light.
For students, any unexpected event that breaks the boring learning rhythm comes with a layer of happiness filter.
Now if there is a call, more than half of the people will have a smile on their faces.
Then the next second I stopped laughing, why did regret come so suddenly?
"Yuying, is there still power on in your desk lamp in the dormitory? Mine seems to be running out of power." After talking to himself for a while, seeing that Chen Yuying didn't speak, Ding Sihan turned his head and poked her, asking.
"Ah? Hmm?...What did you say?" Chen Yuying's reaction was a little slow, and there was a hint of imperceptible absent-mindedness and nervousness in her voice.
"Yingbao!!! You haven't been listening to me the whole time, huh..." Ding Sihan pouted in the dark, stretched out her voice, and started to act coquettishly.
"No, no." Chen Yuying's voice became even lower, with a kind of panic that was trying to hide but making it more obvious.
"Yue——" Lin Li vomited.
Ding Sihan: "Yingbao~~You still said no——"
“…”
Ding Sihan's words about questioning Chen Yuying suddenly stopped.
The expression on her face was first stiff as if the pause button had been pressed, and then gradually disappeared until she was expressionless.
Wait a moment.
Did I just hear someone vomit?
And that vomiting sound seems strangely familiar, haha.
Ding Sihan narrowed his eyes coldly, stood on tiptoe, leaned forward slightly, and cast his gaze towards the aisle floor next to Chen Yuying.
What a big black rat.
Before Ding Sihan could shout out the name of the big black rat, he heard boos and shaking hands from the other side.
At the same time, Chen Yuying's left hand quickly and with a little force pulled the corner of Ding Sihan's clothes.
"Huh?"
Ding Sihan swallowed the name that was about to come out of his mouth, and his curiosity suddenly exploded.
The reactions of these two people are not right!
There’s melon!
Ding Sizhu! Move out!
Ding Sihan then leaned on Chen Yuying, almost lying on her legs, with his head close to Lin Li.
"What are you doing?"
Lin Li did not answer, but tapped the smart watch on his right hand with his chin.
As the dial lit up with an extremely faint cold white light that could only illuminate a small area, Ding Sihan's gaze moved downwards along the light.
Two hands were clearly reflected at the edge of the faint firefly-like halo of the watch.
They are not randomly overlapped, but in an extremely intimate posture, under the shadow of the desk, in the cover of the noisy voices around, in the dark corner where no one knows.
The fingers are tightly clasped together, fitting perfectly.
The close contact of skin, which conveys throbbing and sweetness, isolates the noisy classroom.
(End of this chapter)
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