Chapter 381 Boys must focus, because focus can resist interruption [ask for monthly ticket]
The Nansang Middle School playground on Thursday.
In the afternoon, physical education class.
"Ahhhhhh!!! I can't do anything! I can't do anything!! Eren! Can I really save everyone by doing this!?"
Bai Bufan growled ferociously, knelt on the ground, sweating profusely, and angrily pounded the ground with his fists to express his depression and despair.
As for the culprit who caused him to be in this situation, Lin Li, he was standing defiantly in front of Bai Bufan, accepting his kneeling.
The other boys in the class watched with a smile on their faces.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, he pulled up his clothes to wipe the sweat off his face, revealing his six, four or one pack of abdominal muscles.
The reason why such a scene appears now is very simple. Bai Bufan was tricked by Lin Li.
That’s right, there were seven.
That’s right, seven of them appeared in a row within two minutes.
After Bai Bufan was blocked three times in a row by Lin Li, the situation changed. The two teams on the court had a tacit understanding. Every time they picked up the ball that Lin Li blocked, they would pass it to Bai Bufan immediately, and then let Lin Li continue to defend him alone.
Then I look forward to the scene where Bai Bufan is exposed next time.
Once the scene really appears, the teammates on the field and the third team off the field will point at Bai Bufan's nose and curse without hesitation, "Bai Bufan, you are such a waste." But fortunately, at this time, the teammates on the field will still gently point at Bai Bufan's nose and encourage him, "Bai Bufan, you are such a waste."
——Only a god can avoid laughing at this moment.
The world in which only Bai Bufan was injured was achieved.
"Extraordinary, ball."
"I don't want to play anymore! I don't want to play anymore!" There was no anger in Bai Bufan's voice.
So desperate.
No matter where he shot, under the backboard, inside or even outside the three-point line, every time he was ready to shoot, he could see Lin Lifei coming over.
Most of his fake moves were seen through by Lin Li. As for the small part that was not seen through, although he managed to dribble Lin Li past him, by the time he thought it was a good opportunity to shoot, this B had already adjusted himself and flew up to accurately block his shot.
It is difficult for Bai Bufan to describe this feeling of despair and powerlessness.
If I have to describe it, it's like a middle-aged office worker who, after returning home from a social event, finds two pairs of men's slippers at home. He sighs and prepares to go out, waiting for his wife to finish and talk to her, only to find that his wife is sitting on the sofa, smoking with a complicated expression, while the sound of three men's panting can be heard from his son's room.
It was probably the despair and powerlessness I felt at that moment.
"I will never play basketball again! Basketball? A second-rate sport! Rubbish!" Bai Bufan just lay on the ground and chose to give up.
“Basketball babe, don’t you want to play with your two basketballs?” Lin Li said with a smile when he heard that.
Although Bai Bufan was still depressed, he changed his words smoothly: "Then again... play!"
"Okay, let's go. I'm exhausted from playing. You guys continue," Lin Li smiled and gestured to Zhang Haoyang and Yang Bangjie. The two naturally had no objection: "Wang Ze, it's your turn to take on him."
"OKOK!" Wang Ze, who had just rested for a few minutes off the court, immediately made an OK gesture.
“Forget about Wang Ze, he’s just a piece of trash that I’ve bullied several times!” Seeing Lin Li’s demise, Bai Bufan instantly felt like he was back on his feet. He stood up and regained his fighting spirit.
"I fantasized, and fantasized again..."
The players started to rant, but Lin Li, who was not tired at all, ignored them. He lowered his head and used his right hand to rotate a silver bracelet on his left hand that could not be seen at all without careful observation.
This is not a small rubber band given by Chen Yuying, but a magic weapon.
[Certificate of Heaven and Man: After refining, when wearing it on the body, there will be a chance of entering the "Heaven and Man" state. In the "Heaven and Man" state, the spiritual consciousness, all abilities, spell effects and power will increase fivefold, and the efficiency of learning, refining, and cultivation will increase tenfold.
The "heavenly man" state lasts from ten minutes to one hour.
The more focused you are on something, the easier it is to enter the "heavenly man" state, and the probability of entering the "heavenly man" state increases with the time you are not in that state, and it resets after entering.
You can actively shatter the "Certificate of Heavenly Being", which will definitely enter the "Heavenly Being" state for one hour. After the shattering, it will take 72 hours for self-repair, and you will not be able to passively enter the "Heavenly Being" state during the recovery period. 】
Last night, which was Wednesday night, after Lin Li made his final purchase of shrouds and other items from the funeral supplies store, he returned home and headed to the Immortal Cultivation World. Then, following a relatively serious procedure, with the cooperation and help of Taoist Shanqing and Deng Wen, he completed Taoist Shanqing's funeral.
The system did not make things difficult for Lin Li. When Lin Li solemnly said "the funeral is over", a completion notification popped up.
【Task 2 has been completed.】
[Task Reward: Title: Old Friend; Physical Improvement: Lifespan Increased by 20%; Random System Item*1; System Currency*100. ]
[Old Friend: When you wear this title, the older the person, the less likely it is that they will be hostile to you. When they are over a hundred years old, they will not be able to harm you unless you have caused them harm.]
[You have obtained the "Mall Refresh Opportunity". ]
[Mall Refresh Opportunity: Can be used to replace 100 system currency to refresh the items in any column.]
This title of "Old Friend" should be quite useful in the world of immortal cultivation. In reality... it is useful, but not much. It may be of some use when you meet some old friends.
[Mall Refresh Opportunity] Currently, since there are no items that need to be refreshed urgently, Lin Li didn't use it and saved it for now.
This mission does not give any magic weapon, and "Evidence of Heaven and Man" has no direct relationship with the funeral mission. However, because of the 100 system currency reward for completing this mission, the amount of historical system currency obtained by Lin Li just reached 3600, unlocking the sixth commodity slot.
As for the unlocking amount of the seventh commodity slot, it increased by 100 as expected to 4,500.
The newly appeared commodity column is [Certificate of Heaven: 1000 System Currency (Permanent Purchase Limit 1)].
After reading the introduction of this magic weapon, Lin Li was instantly attracted to it. Moreover, it was the first time that the "Permanent Purchase Limit 1" appeared. He immediately used 500 system currency and the "Half-Price Product Purchase Opportunity" to buy it.
Although the probability was not specified, Lin Li felt it was worth it just because he could enter the "heavenly man" state for one hour during the guaranteed three days.
Putting aside the effect of increasing one's strength fivefold, the tenfold increase in efficiency is also attractive enough.
After the purchase, the balance column on Lin Li’s system became [System Currency: 270 (3600)].
Although I have lost 500 at once, the competition tasks and villain tasks are almost completed, so I can make up a lot by then.
The "Certificate of Heaven and Man" was not in its current silver thread form at the beginning. In fact, after being refined, it can be transformed according to Lin Li's wishes, into a necklace, ring, or bracelet.
So Lin Li turned it into silver threads that are difficult to detect.
But there is an upper and lower limit to its size. It cannot be transformed beyond the limit, and it does not have much strength. Lin Li tried to turn it into a weapon, but it was almost meaningless.
The facts after refining proved that the triggering probability of this magic weapon was much higher than Lin Li had originally imagined.
Including the time spent in the world of immortal cultivation, it has only been about twenty hours since he obtained the magic weapon, but he has already passively entered the "Heavenly Man" state four times. Although two of them were only a few minutes long, the remaining two lasted more than thirty minutes each time, and one even lasted more than fifty minutes.
After entering this state, the effect was completely worthy of its price, and Lin Li even felt it was cheap.
It is a very simple and straightforward process of multiplying it tenfold, and all other increases are calculated independently.
This means that when it is triggered in the world of immortal cultivation, what would normally be a forest of monsters swallowing up spiritual energy would instantly become ten monsters swallowing up spiritual energy.
At that time, the spiritual energy on the upside-down mountain was almost sucked out, so that the "bodies" that Shanqing Taoist and Deng Wen had created for themselves could not be maintained and were almost disintegrated - this disintegration would not harm their souls, but would only make it impossible for them to use many of their methods.
At that time, both of them stopped what they were doing and first reinforced the "spiritual energy" of the computer desk - to prevent the computer and mobile phone from being broken if the computer desk could not be maintained.
Then he moved away from the top of the mountain to help Lin Li move spiritual energy for him to absorb.
After Lin Li ended this state, the two naturally asked out of curiosity and began to study Lin Li's new magic weapon.
It is breathtaking, an existence that is unheard of even for them. It is highly praised and can be regarded as the most precious treasure among the treasures in the world.
Lin Li really needs this kind of magic weapon right now, it is like a pillow when he is sleepy.
There are so many things I can learn in spiritual practice now, but because I still have to go to school and have fun, time seems to be extremely insufficient.
Time is like yogurt in a sponge. It's okay to squeeze it, but if you squeeze too much, the milk will run out and you will die.
On weekdays, when he was not completing tasks, Lin Li had only time to practice, go to school, play, and play glue. Among these three, the only time he could squeeze was school time. But if he did so, it would go against his duties as a student.
After all, Lin Li didn't want to put too much pressure on himself, and didn't want to practice Lingshi magic all day long in school.
There is so much fun in Class 4 of Grade 1 every day. What's the point if we just ignore it?
But now the existence of the "heavenly" state makes up for this part very well.
The perfect fit between the two is like a slightly loose steel door and a perfectly placed hemorrhoid.
"Lin Li." A soft and gentle voice sounded behind him, very recognizable.
"Class monitor, can you call me Young Master in school?" Lin Li, who was sitting on the ground, supported himself with his hands and looked back at Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan who were walking behind him.
From my angle, if it was a Japanese campus, I would probably see a long white leg up close, and it would be so long that it would be invisible to the nose.
Fortunately, this is a Chinese-style campus now, so those perverts with evil intentions cannot succeed.
Great, great! Great! (へ╬)!
"You wish." Chen Yuying gently tapped Lin Li's forehead, then handed the bottle of mineral water in her other hand to Lin Li, "You must be tired, drink some water."
"Great." Lin Li took it with a smile.
Lin Li was actually not tired at all.
Seriously speaking, with his current physical fitness, as long as he can give full play to his strengths, he can be a big shot in the NBA as a small man (relatively) at 185cm tall, as long as he has hands.
If he receives more systematic training, it will be easy for him to surpass Jordan and become the new GOAT in basketball history. By then, Jordan will become the deputy GOAT and James will only be the deputy deputy GOAT.
After all, even "Basketball Fire" is still too conservative in Lin Li's opinion now.
Unscrewing the bottle cap, Lin Li raised an eyebrow, it was actually loose.
Yingbao, ok!
No, Lin Li looked carefully and found that the water level in the bottle was very high, without any signs of drinking.
Yingbao, bad!
"No poison!" Chen Yuying looked at Lin Li who was observing carefully but not drinking, and tapped him again with a smile.
"I regret not poisoning you..."
Ignoring this, Chen Yuying took out a pack of paper from her pocket and handed it to Lin Li: "Here's the paper, wipe your sweat."
In fact, Lin Li was not sweating at all. The little bit of sweat on his face was forced on himself by himself using the techniques in the "Five Elements Technique" in order to fit in with the group.
"Don't give me a pack, just give me one." Seeing this, Lin Li chose to avoid the tissue and spoke in an urgent voice.
"Huh? Why?" Chen Yuying was a little confused.
"Because if you give me one, I can use one, but if you give me a pack, I can only use one," Lin Li said very seriously, "The locusts beside me and on the field will not let me go."
The back row of Class 4, Grade 1 after physical education class is a real dark forest.
People still sweat after exercising in autumn. As long as it is hot, the boys in the class will mostly gather in front of the air conditioner in the back row and under the electric fans near Chen Tianming and Zhang Haoyang after physical education class.
The electric fans on the ceiling of Lin Bai, Zhou Qin's group are not turned on because there are girls sitting in the front row and they will feel cold easily if they are turned on.
——This is one of the secrets why these creatures in the back row behave like human beings every day, but other people in the class don’t have any big complaints, bro!
At this time, iced water and paper towels are things that should never be taken out in front of the air conditioner or electric fan unless absolutely necessary.
Otherwise, they would say, "Give me a sip, give me a sip, it doesn't taste right," or "Give me one, just one will do." If you dare to refuse at this time, you will be told, "Don't be shameless," or "Let's do it."
Therefore, for the sake of his brothers to suffer a little, Lin Li must not accept this tissue.
Zhang Haoyang and Yang Bangjie, who were sitting next to Lin Li, asked: "?"
What a beast! What a fucking beast!
The two were ready to "borrow" paper from Lin Li after Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan left! Did this bastard even think of this step? !
"Don't be so stingy." Chen Yuying laughed crisply when she heard that and threw the tissue on Lin Li's crossed legs.
"This bottle is for Bai Bufan. Lin Li, you give it to him later." Ding Sihan was full of dog food and handed a bottle of water to Lin Li at this time.
The mother-son bond of "three people and one dog" is indestructible.
"Want to pursue extraordinary things? Not bad, you have some vision, but of course, not much." Hearing this, Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan teasingly.
Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li stupidly.
This sight is so hurtful.
"Bufan, there are girls bringing you water!" Lin Li smiled and shouted towards the court.
"Who?" Bai Bufan's eyes lit up when he turned around.
"Ding Zi!" Lin Li pointed at Ding Sihan.
The light in Bai Bugan’s eyes went out, and he sighed: “Oh, well… okay, put it somewhere… oh…”
Ding Sihan sneered. These two people were really cooperating with each other. Wu Yifan said that the condom was ten centimeters long - one set after another.
Bai Bufan had this reaction because he saw himself and Chen Yuying coming.
If there were girls from other classes bringing him water, this bitch would run faster than anyone else.
"Is that your attitude? Fine, I'd rather give this water to a dog than give it to you!" Ding Sihan looked at Bai Bufan with a cold expression.
After saying this, the next second when he turned to look at Lin Li, his voice was warm as spring again, and even a little bit of emphasis: "Come, Lin Li, this water is actually for you."
"Hahaha!" Bai Bufan and Lin Li both laughed when they heard this.
"I'm wrong, Sister Ding." Bai Bufan was also flexible and apologized immediately: "Thank you for your kindness. I have decided to continue to be a member of the group..."
Lin Li's pupils shrank, and he stretched out his hand towards Bai Bufan:
"Bufan, stop being a dog and catch the ball—"
…
"Sihan, Yuying, why are you really here watching them play?" Qu Wanqiu walked to the court and came to Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan who had not returned yet, and asked with some confusion.
“Eh…”
Qu Wanqiu's vision was blocked just now in the distance, but now when she got closer, she saw Bai Bufan curled up on the ground at the sidelines.
His expression was sad and extremely sorrowful.
"What's wrong with him?" Qu Wanqiu asked curiously.
Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan turned their gazes towards Lin Li tacitly.
"He was distracted while playing basketball just now and didn't catch the ball." Lin Li explained.
"Is it so painful that you didn't catch it?" Qu Wanqiu asked in confusion. Bai Bufan actually loves basketball so much? I can't tell...
Lin Li: "She caught it with her balls."
Qu Wanqiu: "(; ゜○゜)?"
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan covered their faces tacitly.
They didn't explain because it was difficult to say it out loud, but asking Lin Li to explain shouldn't be so easy, right?
"Don't be so rude~"
"You'd better go to hell, Lin Li!"
Chen Yuying punched, Ding Sihan kicked, and Lin Li felt great anyway.
Qu Wanqiu came to her senses and couldn't hold herself back any longer.
Could it be that "three people and one dog" will become a group of sisters?
Then Qu Wanqiu was curious. Seeing Bai Bufan's painful look, she asked, "Does it hurt so much?"
"Pulling radishes is extremely painful." Lin Li nodded heavily. He had to justify Bai Bufan's reputation: "It's more painful than giving birth to a child."
In basketball, there are two places that are most vulnerable to injury when catching the ball.
The first is the fingers. If you catch the ball with your fingers directly, your joints will be bruised, and your fingers will become red, swollen and painful, like a radish. Lin Li and others like to call this "planting radish."
The second is the crotch. If Brother Peng is hit, he will easily become Sister Peng, and if Brother Fan is hit, he will easily become Sister Ji. So correspondingly, Lin Li and the others call this "pulling the radish".
Someone once said that concentration is the ability to resist interruption.
If Bufan had been more focused just now, he wouldn't have been interrupted now.
After listening to Lin Li's explanation, Qu Wanqiu rolled her eyes:
"Lin Li, your analogy is a bit far-fetched. Who in this world can experience real childbirth and being... being... being... this? Your comparison is totally incomparable."
“Although I have only experienced fake ones, my inference is very rigorous!” Lin Li laughed confidently and began to argue: “Xiao Jiujiu, think about it.
Many women will say to their husbands, "Come on, let's have a second child" a few years after giving birth.
But think about it again, is there any man in the world who, after being hit on the balls by his wife, would say to his wife "Come on, hit my balls again" a few years later?
Absolutely not!
Anyone who can say such a thing, I, Lin Li, will be stripped of his male citizenship immediately!
Look! Didn’t the comparison result come out immediately? "
Lin Li finished speaking, looking confident.
Zhang Haoyang and Yang Bangjie nodded in approval.
Bai Buji's body was still twitching and he looked like he wanted to die.
Chen Yuying, Qu Wanqiu, and Ding Sihan were silent, with question marks on their faces.
(End of this chapter)
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