Chapter 380 I didn’t expect that we were all on the same path
Urine horror or ghost horror?
The answer to this question is actually very simple.
First of all, ghosts are afraid of even boy's urine, and what is gushing out of his body now is adult urine, which is more powerful than boy's urine, so this urine must be more terrifying.
Besides, Qin Jun, you really should drink more water (へ╬)!
It doesn't matter if you wear black pants, but your white pants have turned into yellow pants now, Baga!!
"Qin Jun, fuck your mother! Don't piss your mother! When your mother dies, I will spend 75 sunshine to buy a tombstone devourer and plant it on your mother's grave to eat your mother's tombstone like crazy!!"
"If you pee again, I'll chop your butt off! Qin Jun——! Wow! Get the hell up!"
"Why the hell are you still holding me! Get away! Let go!"
"Don't pee, don't pee, Brother Qin! Brother Jun! I beg you, please don't pee, I'm scared TAT..."
Zhao Nan received no response no matter how he threatened or begged. He wanted to drag his injured body out, but he found that the evil beast Qin Jun was holding him and would not let him leave.
Zhao Nan gradually felt desperate, extremely desperate, especially when the warmth from Qin Jun gradually spread to his skin.
How to describe it.
It's probably about going skiing with two brothers, sleeping on a big bunk bed. When you wake up the next day, the brothers on both sides come back from the toilet after washing their underwear. Still unsatisfied, Yin smiles and tells you that he dreamed of a snow girl helping them apply glue last night.
You wanted to tease him with a smile, but suddenly you remembered that you had a dream last night that you were skiing and your hands were almost covered with calluses.
Just as Zhao Nan felt desperate at that moment, he felt just as desperate now.
"Don't take my body, my body is not good..."
Qin Jun actually didn't know that he was grabbing Zhao Nan. He just had an unbiased desire to grab everything around him. Now, even if there was a pile of dried shit next to him, he would grab it without hesitation.
At this moment, his vision became blurred because of tears, but because of this, the paper money and ghost lights became even more terrifying. Qin Jun burst into tears and spoke in a terrified voice:
"Grandpa Shanqing, I'm impotent, I'm infertile, I have irregular menstruation, I have cervical erosion... The doctor said I don't have many years to live... Don't take my body, take his, his body is good! His body is good! We beat him for so long and he's still alive!"
Zhao Nan, who was still yelling at Qin Jun, shut up instantly.
Huh?
Looking at Qin Jun who was poking his spine, Zhao Nan: "(；☉_☉)?"
Not a buddy? Huh? Are you polite? It's really uncivilized to blame others for your misfortune!
I was just joking. Actually, urine is not as scary as ghosts, so Zhao Nan fought back fiercely.
"I'm not in good health either! I have paronychia on all ten toes, and I have constant toothaches in all forty teeth. I also have internal hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids, mixed hemorrhoids, and perianal abscesses... You must stick to your choice!"
"You're healthy! You're lying!"
"You are lying..."
The two began to quarrel with each other.
As for Lin Li, he had already backed away, his face showing a look of disgust like Longtu.
Qin Jun actually wet his pants. What a coward.
Miscellaneous fish. Miscellaneous fish.
Isn't it just that in the desolate jungle behind the mountain, you see a black-haired psychopath who has swept away all his younger brothers by himself and is walking towards you with cold wind and will-o'-the-wisp? No, what is there to be afraid of?
——If Lin Li encountered it, he would not be afraid at all, he would just go up and use the Qingzheng Thunder Controlling Technique!
However, what Zhao Nan said was very true. Qin Jun really should drink more water. The smell was too strong.
Looking at the two people who were still arguing about Shan Qing, Lin Li smiled, took off his black silk hood, and revealed his true face in front of everyone.
Seeing that the two were not paying attention to him, Lin Li returned to his normal volume and tone and spoke with disdain:
"Alright, alright, stop arguing. Laoshan isn't here. There's no ghost. What just happened was just a trick. I just did it to amuse you."
"I think everyone can take a joke. Hurry up and get up if you can."
Zhao Nan and Qin Jun were stunned upon hearing this conversation, and then stopped arguing. However, they still looked at Lin Li cautiously, and even the movement of turning their heads seemed to be slowed down.
The strange and gloomy wind dissipated, and the paper money that was floating around Lin Li fell to the ground and was now being picked up by Lin Li. The ghost fire that had spontaneously ignited for no reason was completely extinguished.
Lin Li, who was cleaning up the scene with a flashlight, found it funny to see that the two men were still very cautious and did not dare to act rashly.
At the same time, there is a slight sense of accomplishment that comes from being able to perfectly implement this sudden idea of yours.
Tonight was truly a moment of inspiration.
Of course, there are no real ashes in the urn. Lin Li made it by mixing flour with coffee powder, mosquito coil ash, and some crushed cow bones.
This is the formula for fake ashes that Lin Li tried to mix after consulting some information.
There is definitely still a gap between it and the real ashes, but it is night now and it is not clear. Besides, how many people in the world can know ashes well?
Most people may never actually touch or study this kind of thing in their entire lives.
As for the hand bone, it was directly taken from the skeleton model ornament.
Lin Li did not keep it inside his clothes all the time. Things are different now. With the Qiankun Ring, he can easily put the shiny bull's seed and the hand bone into it. It no longer needs to be as troublesome as before.
Precisely because this hand bone is a model, it has no hardness at all and will break if hit casually.
In fact, when Lin Li used his hand bones as weapons to deal with those younger brothers, most of the attacks that caused harm to the younger brothers were still done by himself: his hands, feet, and Iron Mountain Backbone.
In actual combat, this hand bone was only used to poke the buttocks and hit the cow's penis.
This is what Lin Li was deliberately avoiding, fearing that the fake bone would break too early when used to beat people.
The reason why he took the attack head-on when facing Qin Jun was naturally to deliberately interrupt it so that his life could enter the third stage.
In the third stage, "Yufeng" is an old actor, while Tears and Will-O-Wisp are new actors provided by "Five Elements Technique".
In fact, if Qin Jun didn't pee, Lin Li should have another four stages to play: for example, let the "Invisible Sword" possess the mourning clothes in the backpack, and let it float out and become the soul of Grandpa Shanqing.
The effect would probably be better if it were a shroud, but the funeral supplies store hasn't prepared it yet. However, there's no need to feel sorry about it now, because neither mourning clothes nor shroud are qualified to be on display.
The reason why Lin Li used these supernatural powers without scruples was that there was no surveillance here, and he had no teammates, so no one could ask him to give an explanation.
That's how magic works.
"Hurry up, hurry up, I'm not just talking about them, all of you, hurry up and get up."
After picking up all the paper money and stuffing it back into his bag, Lin Li couldn't hold back any longer, seeing that no one dared to move in the open space. He threw the broken bones in front of Qin Jun and Zhao Nan, urging them:
"It's fake, it's fake at first glance. You're an adult, but you still believe in ghosts. Aren't you ashamed?"
Qin Jun, Zhao Nan: "..."
Hey, fuck, Black Silk Man, are you ashamed to say this?
Each of them took a piece of broken bone, and the moment they touched it, they realized that it was fake.
Too light.
Zhao Nan breathed a sigh of relief, and the content of his fear turned back into urine.
But Qin Jun had finished peeing, so he wasn't so anxious anymore. He just punched Qin Jun and said, "Qin Jun, get up quickly, stop pressing on me! It hurts so much."
In fact, Qin Jun did not suffer any physical harm throughout the whole process, but at this moment, after hearing what was said, he slowly moved away from Zhao Nan and remained silent throughout.
After it was removed, he did not stand up, but held the half fake bone in his hand, looked down at his crotch, and finally chose to bend his knees in front of his body, hugged it and lowered his head.
A bit autistic, very autistic.
For Qin Jun, the current situation is worse than if Shan Qing’s soul really existed.
It seemed even more embarrassing than if he had just chosen to run away. Qin Jun felt a little overwhelmed when he thought about becoming a laughing stock in school and society in the future.
But soon Qin Jun raised his head.
Of course, it's not because he's let it go.
It was just because of his posture, with his head lowered, that the smell was so bad that I couldn’t stand it.
Damn, I really should drink more water. Why is my urine so smelly?
After Qin Jun moved away, Zhao Nan stood up from the ground with some effort, and then looked at his yellow pants with a complicated expression.
But now is not the time to care about this. He endured the pain from his injuries and walked towards Lin Li.
Lin Li immediately pinched his nose.
Zhao Nan: “…”
Zhao Nan stopped walking tactfully upon seeing this, and then thanked Lin Li: "Black Silk Man, thank you for coming to save us."
Other people also stood up one after another, almost all of them were Zhao Nan's companions.
After all, Qin Jun's companions were either almost fainted by the vomit, or were still in pain or didn't dare to get up at all, for fear that Lin Li would attack them again.
"Fuck you Qin Jun! You felt so good kicking me just now! You bastard! You pissed your pants clown! You useless thing! Keep showing off!"
A man even walked up to the autistic Qin Jun and started kicking him angrily with a ferocious look on his face, as if he was seeking revenge.
Qin Jun, who was kicked to the ground, did not fight back, but endured it numbly.
Lin Li raised his eyebrows.
"Move aside." Lin Li first motioned Zhao Nan to move aside, then picked up a stick from the ground, weighed it twice, and threw it forward.
"call out--"
“Ahhhh!!”
The boy who was kicking Qin Jun was hit hard on the calf. He screamed instantly, then knelt down on the ground again, holding the place where he was hit and taking a breath.
Lin Li then looked at Zhao Nan and the others who were in silence, and smiled gently but unceremoniously: "Who is here to save you?"
"You just lost the fight. You don't think you are a disadvantaged group because of this. Do you think you are a good thing in my eyes?"
"They are both scum, but one is more powerful and the other is more useless. Big brother and second brother, but in the end, they are both scum."
"What I just said is that I have surrounded all of you. Everyone, be quiet."
"Clean up the scene once you get up, and take everything to the police station later."
Zhao Nan smiled awkwardly, but his companions who had never seen the Black Silk Man looked horrified when they heard him: "Do we still want to call the police?"
For them, being arrested is much more troublesome than losing a fight.
They looked at each other, nodded in tacit understanding, and ran into the woods.
They knew that for group fights of this nature, the Demon Suppression Division would simply give the prisoners a lecture and ask their families to pick them up and discuss compensation for the injuries. At most, the adults would have to stay in prison for ten days or half a month.
It's just that at this level, as long as he can run away, even if his companions tell the Demon Suppressor his identity information, he will not make a fuss to capture him back.
"Zhao Nan, you should be honest, right?"
Lin Li just smiled when he saw this, and asked Zhao Nan while bending down to pick up more sticks.
Zhao Nan nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
He had no intention of becoming an enemy of the Black Silk Man.
Seeing Lin Li so calm, Zhao Nan became more confident.
"Good, help me keep an eye on these people," Lin Li patted Zhao Nan's shoulder with relief, and then passed by him.
"ah!!"
"ah!!"
Before Zhao Nan turned around, he heard the screams of several of his companions.
Looking back, several people were already lying on the ground, even twitching.
Zhao Nan was a little surprised. There was only a stick next to them, and it was obvious that this person was hit by the stick.
But being hit by a stick is just a hit. As long as the joints are not hit, it will be difficult to even fall down. Is it necessary to collapse on the ground and twitch?
It is natural for Zhao Nan to think this way.
After all, he didn't know that Lin Li also knew the "Qingzheng Yulei Fa".
——When Lin Lichao threw things at these people, the sticks and other things were just covers, and what he actually threw were thunder balls.
At this moment, Qin Jun suddenly frowned, closed his eyes, sniffed the air, and then stood up.
"Qin Jun! Don't even think about running away! The Black Silk Man will be back soon! He won't let you off when he comes back!" Zhao Nan immediately shouted at Qin Jun upon seeing this, looking fierce but actually being weak.
Zhao Nan was very afraid that Qin Jun would really run away.
He was still injured, and Qin Jun was only psychologically injured. If a real fight broke out, he would have no chance of winning.
What if the Black Silk Man comes back and finds that Qin Jun has run away and transfers his anger to himself?
However, Qin Jun waved his hand: "I don't plan to run away, I admit it tonight."
He walked over to the person who was knocked unconscious, turned him over, and then a light finally lit up in his drowsy and desperate eyes, and he grinned:
"Jaeyoung! You peed your pants too! Hahahaha! And you're laughing at your dad!"
Zhao Nan: “(；☉_☉)?”
ah?
The boss of our family was hit with a stick and peed himself? Huh?
Zhao Nan took out his cell phone.
…
Lin Li was slowly following someone at this time. Seeing that it was almost time, he sped forward.
Of course, he could easily stop the opponent. In fact, he didn't even need to leave the open space. It was just a matter of one more thunder ball.
Lin Li let him run away on purpose.
The reason for doing this was that Lin Li planned to replicate the experience of catching the thief last time and see if he could increase the progress of two tasks at once tonight.
As for the open space, Lin Li actually didn't trust Zhao Nan. It didn't matter whether he could really watch over it or not. Lin Li didn't care.
Not to mention how many people are still able to move, as long as they don’t all finish the run, it will be considered progress.
"Stop running." Lin Li climbed up the tree and landed on the other person's running route just like in a movie or TV series, and spoke to the man with a smile.
The other party was frightened by Lin Li's ghostly movements, and then realized that he could not escape.
Grabbing a branch as a weapon and emboldening himself, the boy gritted his teeth and said:
"Brother, we are all in the same business. There is no need to be so extreme."
Lin Li was amused when he heard this: "Whichever path you take, take the same path as me. Do you often click on Jingjing when you wash your feet?"
The boy did not respond to Lin Li's dirty talk. He suddenly became great and upright: "We will unswervingly follow the path of socialism with Chinese characteristics."
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Eh no?
you……
I……
Then I am indeed taking this path.
This vocational high school kid’s political score is probably quite high.
"Really? We're on the same path, right? Why don't we just forget about it today?" Seeing Lin Li stunned, the boy thought he had a chance, and while emphasizing in a low voice, he tried to tiptoe past Lin Li.
Then he was hit by a No. 24 elbow from Grandpa Shanqing.
"I am taking this path, but if you were to take this path, you wouldn't meet me here tonight, and you wouldn't make an appointment to fight with others here, so I'm sorry, we can't let it go today." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Fuck..." After taking a deep breath to ease the pain, the boy gave up and prepared to go back.
Lin Li: "What did you just say?"
"Huh?" The boy was a little confused, "I didn't say anything..."
"Oh, I thought you wanted to bribe me." Lin Li nodded.
"?"
"!"
The boy understood that the Black Silk Man didn't take that path either!
…
The boys don’t understand.
Lin Li brought the boys back to the open space, and to his surprise, not a single one was missing.
In the middle of the open space, Zhao Nan had a solemn expression on his face. He held the urn of Taoist Shanqing and walked silently in circles, checking on every sober person.
When Zhao Nan and Hei Bai Shan Qing looked over, everyone chose to avoid their sight and dared not look at them.
Lin Li: “…”
Lin Li finally understood what it meant that "Although Lao Deng is dead, his influence still exists."
From this picture, Zhao Nan looks more like Shan Qing's filial grandson.
"Black Silk Man, you're back!" After noticing the sound and seeing Lin Li, Zhao Nan, who finally no longer had to rely on the power of others to intimidate others, breathed a sigh of relief.
Then there was some confusion.
Qiu Jie, the boy next to Black Silk Man, why does Zhao Nan feel that he is mentally abnormal now?
But Zhao Nan soon felt relieved.
——Forget it, it’s normal to be like this after being alone with Black Silk Man.
When Lin Li looked at the black and white Shanqing in Zhao Nan's hand, he couldn't help wanting to laugh.
Fortunately, the cause and effect of the two worlds are isolated.
Otherwise, according to the setting in many novels where the strong, especially those who are proficient in Taoism, have knowledge as long as they think, Lin Li’s actions tonight would be enough for him to die 350,234 times.
"OK, get ready to go down the mountain and wait for the police to pick you up." Lin Li called the police on the way back.
They contacted the front desk directly. After all, this was rather sudden and they couldn't contact them in advance. Besides, there were so many people to deal with, so they would definitely be busy tonight. They wouldn't be tortured by such tiring work.
This is what it’s like to be surrounded by warm-hearted men.
Leading everyone down the mountain, a large number of demon-suppressing agents soon arrived.
Yan Aosong is not among the demon-suppressing envoys.
Lin Li did not intend to waste time going back with them. After explaining his identity as the person who called the police, leaving a contact number, and giving the Demon Suppressor a black silk thread in his confused eyes, Lin Li left first.
[Keep up the good work and within two months, stop and punish at least eight cases of evil practitioners who attempted to commit crimes and evil deeds in Nansang City (7/8)]
Not long after leaving, a message popped up on the system.
And just as he expected, after torturing the boy, the task progress jumped by 2 again.
Finally, there is only one last step left to complete this mission.
The Niuzi indulgence system has tried beating people, and the Bone Hell system has also tried beating people.
What should I try one last time?
We'll see when the time comes.
Lin Li took out his cell phone.
[Lin Li: Boss, I used the urn and paper money tonight. The quality is very good. I give it a thumbs up! "Like" "Like" "Like"]
[Mr. Wang from AAAA Coffin Wholesale:? ]
On the other end of the phone, the boss stared at the message on his phone in a daze.
I looked at the current time and felt a little uneasy.
Hey buddy, you are weird, you know that.
[Mr. Wang from AAAA Coffin Wholesale: "Haha, thank you"]
I sent an emoticon casually and the boss rubbed his eyebrows.
This news is a bit grim. Maybe I should really go to sleep.
…
But some people may not be able to sleep tonight.
"Are you making up stories for us?" Sheng Zhanpeng, who was interrogating the case, laughed angrily after hearing Zhao Nan's confession.
What about scattering flowers with ashes, pulling out people's hand bones, and hitting people with urns? Are these still human beings?
This is not the way to make up a story.
"Officer, it's all true, it's all true! If anything I said was false, I would die a violent death right now!"
Zhao Nan said with tears in his eyes:
“Besides, this incident with the Black Silk Man has happened before. I was also involved that time and was also arrested here.
Officer, please ask your colleagues, someone must know... That time it was handled by a police officer in his thirties... I think his last name is Yan?"
Sheng Zhanpeng: “?”
…
Outside the interrogation room.
"This seems to be true. Everyone's confession is almost the same. The kid who called the police just now is... Black Silk Man." The colleague looked at Sheng Zhanpeng and waved his hand in front of his nose while speaking.
Damn it, I can’t stand it.
Half of the people in this group either peed their pants or vomited all over themselves, and they all stunk.
Damn, that guy who was peeing really should drink more water. How could his pee be so smelly?
I guess the police cars need to be cleaned, so annoying.
"Let me ask Brother Song. Now that you mention it, it seems like he once mentioned this matter in the group late at night. I didn't look closely at it at the time." Sheng Zhanpeng nodded and took out his mobile phone.
"Sheng Zhanpeng: Brother Song, are you asleep? I want to ask you something about the Black Silk Man. If you are asleep, we can talk about it tomorrow at noon when I wake up."
"Yan Aosong:?"
The phone call came.
"What has Lin Li done again?" Yan Aosong asked straight to the point as soon as the call was connected.
Sheng Zhanpeng took a look at the name, ID card and phone number left by the Black Silk Man. Well, his name is really Lin Li.
So Sheng Zhanpeng told everyone the confessions he had heard tonight.
Yan Aosong: “…”
Yan Aosong knew that Lin Li was not a very good person, but he didn't know that Lin Li could be so shady.
After a long silence, Yan Aosong sighed.
“Zhan Peng, if those are real ashes and real bones, then they are not Lin Li. Although Lin Li doesn’t have much, he still has a bottom line.”
"But if they are fake ashes and fake bones, then this kid is indeed capable of doing it."
Sheng Zhanpeng: “…”
"I'll help you talk to him now, and you can just deal with those people normally..."
Sheng Zhanpeng took a deep breath, digested the news, and then nodded: "Okay, brother, I understand..."
"Zhan Peng, did he add you on WeChat?" Yan Aosong suddenly asked before hanging up the phone.
"No, he just gave me his name, ID card and phone number." Sheng Zhanpeng shook his head.
"Huh——" Yan Aosong breathed a sigh of relief:
"It seems he still has some humanity in him and lets you go."
Sheng Zhanpeng: "(;☉_☉)?"
I am the demon-suppressing envoy, right?
What does it mean that Lin Li let him go?
Isn't this a bit upside down?
"Brother, what else did he do?" Sheng Zhanpeng was now curious and couldn't help but ask.
“He…”
Sheng Zhanpeng was also a victim after all. After thinking about it, Yan Aosong felt that he had the right to know, so he told him everything he knew.
…
"beep."
After hanging up the phone, Yan Aosong went to contact Lin Li. As for Sheng Zhanpeng in the Demon Suppression Division, he gave the air a thumbs up -
Lin Li, thank you for letting me go!
(End of this chapter)
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