Chapter 379 Shan Qing really didn't expect that he would have such a disaster in modern times after his death
To be honest, Qin Jun feels that idioms can be used in a down-to-earth way, but they cannot be too local.
Fuck you.
Isn't it too hellish to just pull out a hand bone and say it's an arm's worth of strength?
no?
Qin Jun really wanted to ask, which crematorium was responsible for burning Shanqing Laodeng?
Just say the name to avoid the thunder, this is a slip of the tongue! A pure unscrupulous merchant! Damn, he must be taking kickbacks from the underworld! Otherwise, how could he do such a thing?
But then Qin Jun felt a little relieved.
At least what Black Silk Man pulled out was the hand bones, not a living human hand.
——As for the latter, even he felt that he needed to stay out of the spotlight for a while. After all, he was just a gangster and didn't want to play with these murderers.
Since we are in different circles, it’s better not to force it.
And although today was the second time he had met the Black Silk Man, Zhao Nan was just as shocked as Qin Jun at this moment.
Can you say he is worthy of being called Black Silk Man?
Every time he makes a move, it always makes people feel dizzy.
And strictly speaking, hand bones are more eye-popping than flashing cows. After all, flashing cows can flash, but hand bones are not flashing hand bones.
Zhao Nan was then a little confused.
If Xiling had such a superhero to maintain law and order, Zhao Nan felt that the future of society and future promotion would be bleak, and the end could be seen at a glance.
Do you want to continue to work in this profession?
Anyway, I don’t have any tattoos on my body, so why not...be a good girl?
Zhao Nan actually wanted to get a tattoo. He thought tattoos were cool, flashy and powerful, but the problem was that he was under 18. The several tattoo shops he went to all required him to be brought by his parents and get their consent, otherwise they would refuse any tattoo request.
The tattoo shop was so determined that Zhao Nan could only ask his parents tentatively.
Then he was also tentatively beaten.
But after much persuasion, his father finally gave in:
"Nanzi, if you really want a tattoo, you can, but Dad can only allow you to get it on your hemorrhoids, so that if you don't want it one day, you can cut it off."
"Otherwise, no deal."
Fuck you.
My milk.
Since this was the entire concession his father had made, his absolute bottom line, no matter how much he begged, he would only allow himself to get a tattoo on his hemorrhoids, this led to the failure of Zhao Nan's plan to become a social tattoo.
But at this moment, looking at the hand bones in Lin Li's hand, the black silk on his head, and the smile on his face, Zhao Nan was somewhat glad that his father insisted at that time.
After tonight, I'll retire!
Just be a good bad boy in school and don’t ask too much about what’s going on in society.
Lin Li didn't know nor care what Zhao Nan was thinking at the moment. He just gently held the bone in his hand and said to it softly:
"Grandpa Shanqing, touching you like this feels like you are still by my side and not dead..."
"It's great, it feels like we're back to the days when we fought side by side."
"At that time, the person wearing black silk stockings on his head was still you..."
Listening to these languages that did not sound like those spoken by humans, the few little brothers who were still standing swallowed their saliva again and again.
It turns out that the Black Silk Man still has a legacy.
What’s even more terrifying is that there is more than one such existence.
"Come on, everyone, let's officially start tonight's dispute." After reminiscing about the past with Gutou, Lin Li poked his head out from behind the tree trunk, looked at all of Qin Jun's brothers who were still standing with a gloomy smile, and said with a smile.
Young brothers: “?”
Has tonight's incredible development just begun?
Not finished yet?
Don’t do that!
But Lin Li did not give them time to think. The moment he finished speaking, his figure jumped out from behind the tree like a ghost. He exerted force with his feet and leaped onto the tree trunk beside him like a superman. Then he used his hands and feet to climb up several meters lightly and swiftly like a mana.
"Fuck! Where is he? What is he doing climbing a tree?"
Kong Jingyun and others only felt a flash before their eyes, and the person disappeared in the blink of an eye, so they looked up in panic.
Just when they looked up to search and their formation was slightly scattered, Lin Li was already high above them.
He kicked the tree trunk with both feet, and with the help of the recoil, his body drew an agile arc in the air, aiming directly at the center of the crowd, and said with a smile:
"Because my Grandpa Shanqing is in heaven, I want to fall from the sky, just like I am really running towards you with Grandpa Shanqing!"
"Laoshan, I missed you!"
Kong Jingyun, Qin Jun and others: "?"
The wind was whistling, and the impact of Lin Li landing on the ground stirred up some dust.
Lin Li didn't pause at all. He immediately ducked and slid sideways, getting close as fast as lightning and kicking the closest little brother who hadn't reacted yet:
"When Grandpa Shanqing was alive, he was as brave as Wu Song in fighting tigers, so this move is called - Grandpa Shanqing's sliding tackle!"
“Ah!” The man’s feet suddenly felt empty, his center of gravity was instantly destroyed, and he screamed and fell to the side.
Almost at the same time, Lin Li held the bone in his left hand and pointed it at the face of another younger brother who was rushing towards him with a symbolic gesture.
The man subconsciously leaned back to block, thus his attention was diverted, but he did not expect that Lin Li's real attack intention was towards downwards!
Lin Li twisted his hand violently, and the bone made a beautiful arc towards the opponent's lower body:
"Grandpa Shanqing was very lonely after his death, so this move is called - Lonely Grandpa Shanqing Lonely Lonely!"
"puff--"
With a dull thud and a painful groan of shattered masculinity, the young man arched his body like a shrimp, clamped his legs together, and spoke incoherently:
“Ahhhh my loneliness my loneliness is getting lonely…”
Zhao Nan: “!”
Finally, his vision was no longer dark. Now this scene really brightened his eyes.
Looks familiar! Very familiar!
At that time, the two-headed dragon also beat their chickens and eggs! And poked their butts! It was very bad!
The Black Silk Man is indeed the Black Silk Man in my memory!
"Mom, mom, mom, mom!! Come one by one, all at once!"
Kong Jingyun was suspected to be the junior student Wa, and she called Lin Li "Mom". Although she looked confused, she still shouted.
So, except for Qin Jun, the other two younger brothers who were still standing also rushed over from the side.
Lin Li smiled slightly, and instead of retreating, he moved forward, turning his head to avoid Kong Jingyun's blow, but his shoulder crashed into his arms, and then he hit him hard with several shoulder strikes, knocking him off his feet:
"Grandpa Shanqing loved singing, dancing, rap and basketball for 2.5 years, so this move is called - Grandpa Shanji's Iron Mountain Lean!"
At the same time, Lin Li's body spun like a top, with the staggered Kong Jingyun as the axis, and used the force of his rotation to shake off the two people's slow grabs on the side. At the same time, he turned around and threw a fierce elbow, hitting the chin of a younger brother who tried to attack from behind:
"Grandpa Shanqing died in a magnificent and heroic manner. He was a true man, so this move is called—Grandpa Shanqing's No. 24 Elbow Strike!"
The man who was elbowed didn't even utter a sound. His eyes rolled back and he fell straight back, being eliminated on the spot.
The rotation stopped, and Lin Li stopped right in front of the younger brother who was knocked down by him and was struggling to get up.
Without giving him any chance to get up, Lin Li raised his right leg high and stomped down cleanly!
"Grandpa Shanqing likes to play tiles the most, he is considered a tile old man, so this move is called - Grandpa Shanqing's feet are numb!"
"ah!"
The sole of the shoe stepped precisely on the opponent's supporting arm, and the force was reduced, so there was no fracture at all. However, the severe pain and the instantaneous loss of arm supporting strength were enough to make the opponent scream and collapse to the ground again, completely losing his combat effectiveness.
He casually pushed Kong Jingyun, who had been dizzy, away, took advantage of the difference in vision, quickly ran behind the last little brother who was still standing, and poked his bone at his skin.
"Grandpa Shanqing died of hemorrhoid cancer. To commemorate him, this move is called - Grandpa Shanqing's Perianal Digital Examination!"
“Ahhhh!!!”
"Pi Drum! My Pi Drum!" The other party lay on the ground, covering his buttocks as if his soul was sublimated.
"call--"
"Grandpa Shanqing, as expected, with your help, victory is inevitable."
A real man never looks back at buttocks (mainly because this man is a man, if it is a woman, she can look back depending on the situation). Lin Li stood still and casually made a bone flower.
Then, he pointed his hand bone at the only person standing in the open space besides himself - Qin Jun, and said softly:
"Grandpa Shanqing, he is the only one left. Soon, you can rest in peace."
Zhao Nan and a few other spectators on the ground who were still sober were stunned and their mouths were still open.
Looking at the few more guys who appeared on the ground in just one minute, some of them were still groaning, while others were simply unconscious.
Shock and fear flashed in Zhao Nan's eyes.
Too fast, too fast.
Zhao Nan now seriously suspects that Black Silk Man has practiced martial arts, and that his training was practical.
The fight he just performed could only be described as flowing like water, and there was even a kind of beauty similar to the martial arts scenes in movies - of course, there was a small premise here, and we need to put aside the numerous lines.
If the screenwriter of any movie can write the lines that Lin Li just said, it is recommended that the premiere be held on the national highway.
Even if ordinary people could think of using the Black Silk Man's physical movements and techniques, their physical fitness would probably not be able to keep up. At least, they would definitely not be able to make it as pleasing to the eye as he does.
The initial act of climbing up a tree and then falling from the sky is enough to screen out 99% of the people.
I feel like when Black Silk Man dealt with his group, he held back a lot...
Unlike Zhao Nan who was even feeling lucky, Qin Jun felt isolated and helpless. He looked at the smiling Black Silk Man in front of him and took a step back.
"Give him the face. If he doesn't want it, then we'll beat him together..."
Seeing this, Lin Li smiled and said to Qin Jun:
"Brother, you still have three seconds to run, but... you may not be able to escape~"
Qin Jun was stunned for a moment when he heard the words he had said to Black Silk Man not long ago, and then he stopped retreating.
I can't beat him.
Like Zhao Nan, Qin Jun, who saw Lin Li’s fight clearly, came to this conclusion very easily.
But even if we can’t win, we can’t be a coward.
Especially you must not act like a coward in front of your younger brothers.
If I choose to run, not to mention whether I can escape given the opponent's strength, even if I run away, I will avoid being beaten, and my prestige in front of my younger brothers will be greatly reduced.
It would be better to be beaten.
"Fuck your mother! I'm not running away! I'm afraid of your mother!"
Thinking of this, Qin Jun's heart grew ruthless. He clenched the iron rod in his hand, swung it, and rushed towards Lin Li with a fierce roar.
Seeing this, Lin Li smiled in surprise but approval, and also shook the bones in his hand, rushing forward without dodging or avoiding:
"Very good! Come on! This is the last one, so this move is called—Grandpa Shanqing's Soul-Rest Song!"
“Ahh—”
“Ahh—”
The two men shouted and swung their sticks at each other like a mirror, as if they wanted to break everything with brute force!
Zhao Nan didn't dare to breathe, and even began to bite his fingernails, his eyes full of anticipation!
At such a wonderful moment, it would be great if there were steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, roast pork, roast duck... to eat next to us.
The iron rod and hand bones connected and collided under the moonlight!
“Crack!”
However, there was no expected stalemate, and no sparks appeared. In the surprised eyes of Qin Jun and Zhao Nan——
The hand bones are broken.
The broken hand bone, the end away from Lin Li's hand, drew an arc in the air and fell to the ground under Qin Jun's blow.
silence.
For a moment, Lin Li and Qin Jun did not move.
"I won?"
Qin Jun stood there in a daze, looking at his iron rod and the broken bones in the distance in disbelief. Then he looked around and found the audience member Zhao Nan, and raised the volume, like Fan Jin had passed the imperial examination:
"I won? Fuck? I won!"
Zhao Nan did not agree. He felt a little regretful and his eyes followed the half hand bone on the ground.
how so?
Black Silk Man shouldn't lose in this kind of duel! Could it be that Qin Jun is the protagonist of the movie?
The Black Silk Man rushed over with the bond of family affection? How could he lose?
Damn it! Whoever wrote the movie plot, the director and screenwriter should come to the national highway to hold the premiere.
"Shan! Qing! Ye! Ye!"
A heart-wrenching roar sounded in the open space at this moment, covering up Qin Jun's joy.
Lin Limeng rushed towards the broken bone.
He raised the broken bones tremblingly, his voice full of tears:
"Why...why did Requiem have to be the problem..."
"Grandpa Shanqing, is your soul still not at rest?"
"Things like this, tonics..."
Looking at Lin Li's back, who was kneeling on the ground and crying with dejection and despair, Qin Jun, who was originally showing off to the people on the ground, was stunned at first, then he clenched the steel rod in his hand, held his breath and walked towards Lin Li's back.
There was excitement in his eyes.
Great opportunity! Really great opportunity!
"Black Silk Man! Qin Jun is going to sneak attack you!" Zhao Nan reminded him hastily upon seeing this. Even when he saw Qin Jun's fierce eyes when he turned around, he still did not stop talking.
However, the Black Silk Man seemed not to have heard it and was still sobbing while holding his hand bones.
Seeing this, Qin Jun ignored Zhao Nan and continued to move forward cautiously.
revenge!
"Black Silk Man! Wake up! Stop dwelling on the past!"
"Cheer up! Grandpa Shanqing doesn't want to see you like this!"
Zhao Nan shouted until he was hoarse.
He now felt like he had returned to his childhood when he saw Tiga being petrified.
At that time, Zhao Nan wanted to lend his own light to Tiga. At this moment, Zhao Nan also wanted to lend his treasured salted fish female college student's small leather shoes for hiking 30 kilometers in the original flavor, unwashed, sealed and flavorful black silk to Black Silk Man.
He didn't want to see Black Silk Man fall like this.
However, it seemed that everything was in vain, and the Black Silk Man never responded.
Qin Jun approached step by step, looking at the unresponsive Lin Li. When he was close, he grinned and raised the iron rod high, ready to chop the lunatic's head open!
"oi, you don't want to swing down."
However, out of the blue, at this moment, the man in black silk stockings, who had his back to Qin Jun, suddenly whispered.
Qin Jun shuddered, and actually didn't dare to swing it down. He took two steps back with a vigilant look.
Lin Li stood up and turned his head.
Qin Jun couldn't see his expression clearly because of the black stockings, but he could clearly see two lines of tears spurting out.
——It was a real shooting out, it turned into a curved water column just like in the animation. It is impossible for a normal human to cry like this.
So it looks very weird.
And there was no trace of crying in the other person's voice, only a faint sadness.
"Qin Jun, you think this is good news for you, right?"
Lin Li chuckled and said slowly:
"But Qin Jun, have you ever thought about this: if Requiem fails and Grandpa Shanqing doesn't rest in peace, where is his soul now?"
Qin Jun: “?”
"Grandpa Shanqing," Lin Li threw the broken bone in his hand aside, and his tears stopped. He looked at Qin Jun, half crying and half laughing: "I understand."
Then, Lin Li reached for the schoolbag behind him, which looked shriveled after he took out the urn.
Dig and dig.
“Shua——”
The fairy scattered flowers, but this time, Lin Li did not scatter ashes, but paper money and ghost money all over the sky.
“Huff—”
“Huff—”
At this moment, a night wind suddenly blew hard, rustling the leaves and making paper money fly all over the sky, but it did not fall to the ground!
Qin Jun: “?”
Lin Li looked up and saw this scene, with a hint of smile in his voice: "Grandpa Shanqing, are you still here?"
“Is this your final performance?”
"Okay, then let's take care of him together. After that, you must rest in peace, okay?"
After he finished speaking, under the flying paper money feathers, Lin Li slowly walked towards Qin Jun, step by step.
“Bang—”
The iron rod in Qin Jun's hand fell to the ground. He looked at Lin Li, who was surrounded by paper money, with horror.
You bring soul bones to fight, okay, you are awesome, Qin Jun admits it.
But you're still wearing a spirit ring?
Damn it, Qin Jun was wondering if he was the villain in Douluo Continent?
There's really no need for ordinary people like us to fight like this...
As the footsteps got closer, Qin Jun's fear overcame everything, even though Lin Li didn't have any weapons. He then began to dig through his clothes, and finally pulled out a cross necklace:
"Don't come over! Don't come over! Jesus! God! Jehovah! Hong Xiuquan! Back off! Back off! Back off!"
However, not only was the cross ineffective, a piece of paper money just happened to fly over and wrapped it.
As if it was a provocation.
Qin Jun's pupils suddenly shrank as he was no longer afraid of the weirdness of this moment.
——He saw paper money flying around Lin Li, some of which had sparks on them and began to burn!
Will-o'-the-wisp! ?
Fuck your materialism!
"Help! Help! Help!" Qin Jun began to retreat in fear, begging for help, "I have connections in the underworld! Grandpa? Grandpa, are you there? Save me! Where's grandma?"
Where is my own soul ring!
“Ouch!”
"Oh my god! It's so heavy!"
Because Qin Jun was backing away without looking at the road, he was tripped by Zhao Nan on the ground and fell on him, so both of them screamed at the same time.
“No! Don’t come over here!” Qin Jun, who was unable to move after falling, looked at Lin Li approaching and said in horror, “I give up! I was wrong! Brother! Hero! I beg for mercy!”
Lin Li stood in front of the two men.
After a moment of silence, Lin Li raised his eyebrows and whispered, "What, Grandpa Shanqing, you want his body?"
Qin Jun, Zhao Nan: “?”
Zhao Nan was almost frightened to death when he heard this, but he felt better after realizing that Lin Li was not looking at him but at Qin Jun.
So creepy.
Could you please just say your name next time?
Fortunately I held back.
But why do my pants still feel wet even though I tried to hold my urine?
Zhao Nan lowered his head, first looking at his own wet pants, then looking at Qin Jun's wet pants, and finally locking his eyes on his crotch which was oozing with water.
Oh, although I held back, it seemed like someone else couldn't, no wonder.
“…”
“…”
etc.
Zhao Nan: “(；☉_☉)?”
"Fuck you! Qin Jun! Don't fucking pee on me!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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