Chapter 378 My friend, this underworld is too cool
To be honest, Zhao Nan feels that superheroes can be down-to-earth, but they cannot be too down-to-earth.
Fuck you.
Isn't it too much of a filial piety to use ashes as a weapon?
The scene before my eyes was so weird and absurd.
It's like watching your mother being pushed into the delivery room as she gives birth, and twenty minutes later a newborn baby runs out and asks your father in a serious tone whether he is protecting a nurse or a doctor.
It's just so weird.
In the open space, there was an endless sound of clothes flapping and screaming.
The screams were somewhat pleasing to Lin Li. He smiled and continued to take out the ashes from the urn and scatter them outside.
“Swish—swish—”
When sprinkling, he would also dub it with his mouth.
At this moment, the offensive and defensive situations are different.
Now, when this group of people saw Lin Li just raised his hands, even though they still had sticks and other weapons in their hands, they still retreated without hesitation with fear on their faces.
"Damn it! Don't come over here!" Someone shouted in despair, covering his face and turning up the collar of his clothes.
Lin Li was a little confused: "I didn't come over. I was standing there all the time. It was my Grandpa Shanqing who came over. Swish - swish - buddy, come and say hello to my Grandpa Shanqing."
“…”
"Don't even fucking come over here!!!" After a moment of silence, the man collapsed and fled in a hurry.
"It turns out that young people just don't want to take the elderly out to play, alas~" Lin Li sighed, this is the generation gap.
Then Lin Li couldn't help laughing:
"Then just surrender. You are surrounded now and you can't escape."
Qin Jun fell silent after hearing this.
He looked at the air around him which had become noticeably more turbid.
He suddenly realized that what Lin Li said about surrounding all of them was not bragging. To some extent, they were indeed surrounded at the moment.
One person cannot surround a group of people.
But a box of people can.
Seeing his brothers retreating and having no intention of fighting, Qin Jun stepped forward and blocked their retreat, saying angrily:
"What are you afraid of? It's just ashes. It's not like you haven't seen dead people before. Are you scared now after seeing a pair of ashes? Anyone who is scared tonight will be laughed at for the rest of his life!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Li scattered a handful of ashes towards Qin Jun.
He was smiling while spreading the seeds.
Qin Jun's pupils shrank slightly, but he hesitated for a moment and then stood still, allowing the ashes to be scattered on his hair, face and clothes.
Lin Li gave a thumbs up, approving!
"What are you afraid of?" Qin Jun then looked at his younger brother. "It's just some dust in the end. There are no ghosts in this world. Did you learn it in vain? Have you returned everything your teachers at the vocational high school taught you?"
As if he felt that what he said was not convincing enough, Qin Jun directly picked up a pale piece from his neck, threw it into his mouth, and chewed it hard!
Then the voice rose an octave, urging loudly:
"Come on, everyone! Get rid of this ghostly kid! If he likes playing with ashes, then let him turn into ashes!"
When the younger brothers saw Qin Jun like this, they really found their backbone at once, and the fear and taboo in their hearts faded a lot.
"Brother Jun is right! Whoever is a coward will be a grandson in this life!" Wu Dong was the first to agree. He stopped retreating and walked forward.
Other brothers: “?”
Wait.
Fuck you.
Wu Dong, when did you put on the motorcycle helmet?
Wasn’t it not there just now?
——When fighting, motorcycle helmets can provide good protection, so even though they came on electric scooters tonight, they still brought a few of these things with them.
It’s just that because the fight has been won, the person who originally wore it has just taken it off.
Wu Dong is really quick, he has already changed it.
But once the windshield was pulled, the deterrent effect of the ashes seemed to be reduced a lot, after all, it really could not cause any harm.
Everyone's eyes lit up and they looked at each other.
"This helmet is mine!"
"I saw it first!"
Soon, the few helmets on the ground were divided up.
"Come on, everyone! Kill this bitch!" After putting on protective gear, Wu Dong took the lead and shouted, rushing forward.
Behind him, Zhao Nan, who was lying down, suddenly raised his eyebrows.
Because he saw that when all the younger brothers rushed forward again, he saw Qin Jun quickly turned his head, spat out the fragments that had just been thrown into his mouth, and clasped his hands together and bowed three times devoutly.
"No offense... No offense..."
Zhao Nan took a closer look and found that the fragments did not show any signs of being chewed.
Zhao Nan: “…”
Your mother.
It turns out that you also violate taboos.
However, Zhao Nan didn't mean to laugh at her. The only one who didn't mind was Black Silk Man - Black Silk Man is used as an adjective in this sentence.
Seeing everyone rushing up again, Lin Li continued to scatter Taoist Shanqing's ashes without hesitation.
But the effect this time was obviously not as good as before. Except for a few guys without protective gear who still subconsciously avoided it, the ones wearing helmets did not slow down at all.
Lin Li's expression turned cold.
This damn helmet has completely made my life boring, and the thing that a fun-loving person can't accept the most is that his own fun is gone.
Very good, you have successfully ignited your anger. You like wearing helmets, right?
Lin Li smiled with a fake smile, facing the people who came forward, and raised the hand that was not holding the urn: "Wait a minute, I have something to say!"
Oh shit.
In real life, it’s all fake that villains die because they talk too much.
——This group of people are not polite at all. None of them stopped and instead called themselves idiots.
The crime is more serious.
But I had no choice but to take action.
While Lin Li dodged the attack, he closed the urn and materialized a "duck blood bottle" with his left hand. He first pointed it at Jin Di, who was kneeling on the ground and vomiting because of eating the ashes, and sucked in all his nausea and vomiting.
Then Lin Li said to Wu Dong with a grim smile: "Oi! Wu Dong! Have you ever heard a conversation?"
"Sister Yu, why is there another person in here?"
"Kuai, that man is Bear Grylls, he's here to survive, don't worry about him, just continue."
Everyone: “?”
Is this a language spoken by humans?
The others found it a little confusing and ridiculous, but suddenly——
“Hmm—”
For some reason, when Wu Dong heard this kind of conversation in the past, he would just laugh it off. But at this moment, when this conversation came out of Lin Li's mouth, he instantly felt a strong sense of nausea and discomfort.
And it's simply unbearable.
Feeling the stomach rising up to his throat with unstoppable force, Wu Dong subconsciously bent down and covered his mouth.
The waist was bent successfully, but the mouth was not covered.
Because it was the windshield lens that was covered.
When he found that he could still see the lines on his palm clearly, Wu Dong: “?”
Wait! Wait! Am I still wearing my helmet? Then—
"vomit--"
It was too late. The surging substances instantly flowed from the throat to the mouth. Without covering it with his hands, he could not stop it by just closing his mouth. In an instant, vomit gushed out of Wu Dong's mouth.
The windshield of the helmet was covered in a sticky mess by the splashing dirt. Wu Dong could even clearly feel the warm water flowing down his chin into his collar.
What's worse is that the enclosed space instantly filled his nostrils with a sour smell.
"vomit--"
This time the dry heaving was completely instinctive. A more nauseous feeling than last time hit my throat hard, and then I vomited again.
Then the scene before my eyes became even more disgusting.
Then he vomited again.
Then the scene before my eyes became even more disgusting.
Then he vomited again.
Then the scene before my eyes became even more disgusting.
Then……
"vomit--"
"vomit--"
The sound of vomiting continued to ring out. In his panic, Wu Dong even found that he could not take off his helmet. He staggered around in the woods like a headless fly, and finally stumbled and fell to the ground.
"Someone help me... help me take off my helmet... I can't see anything... I can't think... I can't breathe..."
Wu Dong's voice came from under the helmet, dull and weak, as if he was dead.
The place where he fell was right next to Jin Di.
Jin Di was originally feeling happy because he finally didn't want to vomit anymore, and was startled by Wu Dong's fall. But after coming to his senses, he showed concern:
"Fuck? Wu Dong? What's wrong with you?"
Because of the visor and it was night, Jin Di couldn't see what was under Wu Dong's helmet at all.
When people are vomiting, it is difficult for them to pay attention to what is happening around them.
"Are you okay?"
Jin Di, who was unaware of the situation, reached out and pressed Wu Dong's windshield and pulled it up, wanting to see what was wrong with Wu Dong.
When he lifted it up, a face covered in filth and even releasing filth appeared before him.
Jin Di: “?”
It doesn't look like a human.
When Wu Dong felt his windshield finally opened and the fresh air came in, he almost cried: "Jin Di! Thank you——"
“Shua——”
The windshield was instantly snapped down and fastened tightly.
Wu Dong: “(；゜○゜)?”
I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the light.
Wu Dong, who was covered in filth again, said: "Ugh—"
The culprit, Jin Di, was not in a much better condition. At this moment, he closed his eyes tremblingly, trying to make himself forget everything he had just seen.
Then he finally understood that some things are hard to forget.
"vomit--!!"
The nausea that had just disappeared came back again, making Jin Di unbearable in an instant. Not only did he vomit, he also vomited on Wu Dong.
Lin Li smiled slightly. This was the result he wanted.
Dare to wear a helmet, this is the lesson.
Although Lin Li was smiling, he did not look in the direction of the two people - it was rare that Lin Li did not want to appreciate the victory scene this time.
"No, Wu Dong, what are you doing? Why are you so weak in mental endurance? Don't you often play Sister Yu's jokes?"
Everyone was stunned by this sudden change, and one person asked in surprise.
"Pa pa pa, forget about Wu Dong, everyone listen to me, I haven't finished speaking yet."
Lin Li's applause attracted everyone's attention. He looked at the guy who had just questioned Wu Dong and was also wearing a helmet, and continued to give an introduction with a smile:
"Sister Yu, you said you would warm the bed for me yesterday, but you just farted twice and ran away. It's really warm, but I still miss the nights with you."
The man laughed when he heard this: "Tsk, I don't think there's anything wrong with this——"
"vomit--"
The smile was fleeting, and the other person instantly entered a vicious cycle of vomiting, the scene before him became even more disgusting, vomiting, and the scene before him became even more disgusting.
Then he fell to the ground.
Seeing that no one was willing to take off their helmets, Lin Li looked at the next victim seamlessly, saying affectionately:
"The day Sister Yu gets married will be the day when the bar's business is the best."
"The day Sister Yu gets married will be the day when the hospital's business is busiest."
"On the day of Sister Yu's wedding, I hope the dormitory manager can turn off the lights in the boys' dormitory early, so that they, who once loved each other, can cry freely in the dark."
"vomit--"
"The most bitter candy in the world is Sister Yu's wedding candy."
"Nowadays, there are so many people on the Internet spreading obscene rumors about Sister Yu. Sigh, the whole world is bullying my girl, but I can't do anything about it. I feel so bad..."
"vomit--"
"vomit--"
The sound of vomiting continued, and Zhao Nan lay on the ground grinning.
To be honest, he felt that the scene before him was a bit weird.
These words obviously sounded quite funny to him, but for some reason, these people felt nauseous and wanted to vomit after hearing them.
And the strangest thing is that Zhao Nan discovered that those who wanted to vomit were all wearing helmets, and those who were not wearing helmets were all fine.
“Fuck!”
When another companion fell, Kong Jingyun found that Lin Li was looking at him and was about to speak. He instantly took off the helmet from his head, threw it on the ground, and then covered his mouth.
But the expected bad scene did not appear. Kong Jingyun found that after Lin Li saw his actions, he gave him a thumbs up, nodded in approval, and then looked directly at the next person.
Kong Jingyun was not very happy. He swallowed his saliva and looked at the large number of people who fell down before the fight even started. He stepped back in panic and spoke to Qin Jun in a trembling voice:
"Brother Jun, is there really no ghost in this world? Why do I feel like there's something evil going on tonight..."
"This guy's grandfather Shan Qing, could he be here right now, helping him to punish us? It seems like we've been set up..."
Kong Jingyun was a little surprised to find that Qin Jun did not answer. He turned around to look at Qin Jun, only to find that he was bending over devoutly with his hands clasped together facing the ground in worship.
Kong Jingyun: “?”
What's that on the ground? What are you worshipping?
A white fragment?
"Ahem," Qin Jun, who had apologized to the old man named Shan Qing a hundred times in his heart, quickly raised his head and put on a serious face, "What's there to be afraid of!"
"If he tells you to listen to him, then listen to him! Just smash his mouth!"
"Besides, why are you all wearing helmets? Wearing a helmet will make you feel sick because the air can't circulate! I told you there's nothing to be afraid of with ashes! What's the point of wearing a helmet other than restricting yourself?!"
After hearing what Qin Jun said, they also discovered that everyone lying on the ground, except the people from the opposite school and Jin Di, was wearing a helmet. The few people who were still standing immediately took off their helmets and threw them aside in an unlucky manner.
"Mr. Kuai always drinks AD calcium, because BC is enough~"
Just as he was about to pick the next unlucky guy, Lin Li saw that there was no one standing in front of him wearing a helmet anymore.
Lin Li nodded with satisfaction.
Finally I understand.
That's right, it would have been better if it had happened earlier, but you have to force yourself to use the "duck blood bottle".
Seeing Qin Jun scolding his younger brother, Lin Li was not pleased.
What I hate most is the guy who is always talking nonsense and giving orders from behind. It's easy for him to talk without any pain.
Lin Li raised the "duck blood bottle" again.
Then he pointed to the front in shock and said in surprise: "Dude? Why are you still like this when I'm playing a joke about Sister Yu? No way? Dude, I was joking when I said I liked Sister Yu, so you're serious?"
When everyone heard this, they were stunned at first, and then looked in the direction of Lin Li's finger.
——Then he saw Qin Jun’s awakened lion.
Everyone: “?”
Qin Jun: “?”
Eh? Why am I like this?
I don't fucking like Sister Yu! !
Feeling the gazes from all around, Qin Jun pulled up his pants and then forced a smile, "What about your mom? This is my normal state. Don't envy others just because you are young! Who is interested in Sister Yu?"
Although Lin Li was scolded, he was happy and gave Qin Jun a thumbs up.
Lin Li recognized his ability to adapt to changing circumstances. No wonder he could be the big brother. He must be really good.
"Okay, I was wrong, everyone stop looking at him, look at me~"
No longer torturing Qin Jun, Lin Li took the "Duck Blood Bottle" back to the [Warehouse], reopened the urn, and smiled at everyone:
"But no one seems to want to vomit. It seems that I can't disgust the rest of you. Then let's continue the physical battle."
“Swish—swish—”
He made a pose of "Come here, Shen Teng", but the action of hooking his fingers turned into flicking the dust. Lin Li jumped forward while flicking the dust without changing his pose. Anyway, he was enjoying it.
Everyone retreated quickly.
"Brother! Why don't we run away? We don't dare to fight anymore. Anyway, we didn't come here to fight him. We have already won the fight..."
Kong Jingyun tried to rally himself, but he was no longer a staunch materialist and he simply couldn't muster up the courage. He took a few steps forward and then stepped back, speaking in a trembling voice to Qin Jun, who was still adjusting his crotch.
"Damn, what a bunch of rubbish!"
Qin Jun really wanted to back out, but he couldn't swallow this humiliation.
Even if I can swallow it, little Qin Jun can't.
To put it bluntly, this group of people is a bit useless. So many people attacked an unarmed person, and not only did they fail to hit him, but they also made him look so miserable now.
From Qin Jun's perspective, Lin Li hadn't done anything at all. He just threw away some ashes and talked about Sister Yu's yellow ballad.
And just like that, our side was completely defeated.
"Forget it. I can see that you losers can't get over this psychological barrier, but you just let the other party throw things at you? Let me ask you, don't you have hands? Don't you have anything in your hands to hit people with?"
Qin Jun said to his younger brother, and demonstrated by throwing the stick in his hand hard towards Lin Li.
"Oh my god, a sneak attack, that's unethical!"
Lin Li, who was immersed in his own art, almost failed to dodge, so he let out a sigh.
When the passive skill [Bare-handed Catch Blades] is triggered, Lin Li becomes extremely sensitive to any flying objects approaching him. Even with his eyes closed, he can still detect them and catch them accurately after predicting their trajectory.
Several times before, I relied on this skill to show off.
But the prerequisite is that this passive is in the triggered state.
This requires that you cannot hold anything with both hands, and naturally you cannot hold the urn.
This ability didn't work just now, so he was concentrating on picking up the dust without even looking at Lin Li in front of him. He only heard the stick after it was thrown in front of him. He was able to dodge it simply because his physical fitness was too strong.
"Look! Look! Isn't it fucking fixed? Isn't it effective? There are so many people, but not even one of them can think of a solution! No wonder you can only go to vocational high school!"
But Qin Jun had no idea about Lin Li's situation. When he saw Lin Li's reaction, his eyes lit up and he felt that there was nothing wrong with his idea, so he shouted loudly to his younger brothers.
When the younger brothers heard this, light immediately appeared in their eyes.
What Jun said this time is really right, as long as it is remote, the ashes can't be scattered on them! Then everything will be easy!
"Brother Jun is right! We can kill him with our smash! Brothers! Just smash him. If we knock his urn down, we can kill him directly!"
The younger brothers responded and shouted, throwing the weapons in their hands towards Lin Li, and then picked up other things on the ground.
It was almost impossible for an ordinary person to avoid the dense "bullet screen" without any injury, but Lin Li dodged it perfectly with his own control, but he kept retreating.
When everyone saw this, they thought Lin Li had run out of tricks, and instantly became even more excited: "Keep throwing! Keep throwing! This Black Silk Man has run out of tricks!"
Lin Li had already hidden behind a tree. He poked his head out and looked at everyone with a smile: "No, brother."
If he wanted, he had ten thousand ways to deal with this group of people.
Lin Li smiled gently: "I have only completed the first stage of work, and will enter the second stage next."
Qin Jun and others were stunned when they heard this.
Lin Li placed the urn on the ground and asked sincerely, "Brothers, has anyone watched Guilty Crown? Have you? Have you? Waiting online, urgent."
Qin Jun and others: "(;☉_☉)?"
Unlike those who are confused:
Zhao Nan: “!”
Heavenly sound! Heavenly sound!
When hearing these words, Zhao Nan felt that the pain from the wounds on his body had disappeared!
The shining bull finally arrived, although late!
"I've seen it! I've seen it! I remember the famous scene very clearly!"
So while Qin Jun and others were stunned, Zhao Nan responded loudly.
He had indeed never watched it before, but after being beaten by Shining Bull, in order to understand why Black Silk Man mentioned this in the first place, Zhao Nan immediately went to watch the show.
Then I became even more afraid of the Black Silk Man.
Anyone who can replace the sword in such a situation with the Shining Bull Sword is a god.
But now, Black Silk Man is not going to deal with himself!!
Some people feel fear when they become opponents, but feel lucky when they become teammates.
Therefore, Zhao Nan cheered for Lin Li with all his might: "Brother! Not only have I seen it! I can sing that song! I can even make the background music for you!"
"Oh?" Lin Li, who was about to start singing, stopped when he heard this. "In that case, then you sing."
Zhao Nan took a deep breath:
"Regentropfen sind meine Trnen! (The raindrops are my tears)"
“The wind is my breath and my words!”
It sounds bad if it's sent well.
Not at all as good as the original.
But it was a thoughtful gesture after all.
So in order to pamper his fan, Lin Li cooperated with a serious expression, closed his eyes and reached his hand towards his collar.
While Qin Jun and the others were confused and had no idea what was going on, Lin Li's voice was already filled with tears: "Grandpa Shanqing, please give me a helping hand..."
"Lend me your power!!!"
"call out--"
A sound of breaking through the air was heard, and a white afterimage emerged from Lin Li's collar, drawing an arc and appearing in front of everyone.
A long, white bone.
Suspected to be... a human forearm bone.
"Shuriken Excalibur!!!" Lin Li shouted again.
Qin Jun, Zhao Nan: "(;☉_☉)?"
You are such a one-armed man?! ?
(End of this chapter)
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