Chapter 377: In fact, the two-headed dragon is a very mortal existence
In the evening, after school.
The on-campus selection exam for the competition has ended.
The difficulty was not high, and Lin Li finished the questions smoothly. If he had not been obsessed with watching the cute Yingbao who was writing the test paper seriously, he would have returned to the classroom half a class earlier.
Although Chen Yuying was a little slow, she finished writing and had time to check and exchange glances with Lin Li.
I think there will be no problem in meeting the school's standards.
So we just need to wait for the results to come out, and Task 5 should be completed.
After leaving the school gate, Lin Li rode his bike to a small funeral supplies store.
There aren't many clouds today, so the stars are quite clear.
It is said that people turn into stars after death, so could MacArthur be the reincarnation of Shang Yang?
After all, he is a five-star general.
Or Zac. Lin Li feels that Zac's passive ability is quite similar to Shang Yang's.
Like innuendo, it is recommended to investigate designers.
"Shang Yang knows the strength of horses, Bi Gan knows the human heart; Wang Bo floats on the green water, Qu Yuan stirs the clear waves; Zitui leans against the mountain, Zhao Bing flows into the sea; Li Yuan has no eldest son, Er Feng has no elder brother; Sun Bin's feet are confused, Zuo Qiuming's eyes are blurred; Li Si walks along the ground, how can we tell whether the historian is a man or a woman..."
Lin Li arrived at the funeral supplies store chanting poems about hell, which was also appropriate.
"Uncle, I'm here. Is there anything I can take away today?" Lin Li pushed the door open and saw the owner, then spoke with a smile.
"Lin Li, you're here," the shop owner greeted Lin Li after seeing him, and immediately stood up and walked to the back of the store to get something, while introducing the progress:
"The shroud is still being altered. I'll definitely give it to you tomorrow night. You can take the shroud box with you today. The old man's photo is already embedded in it."
A funeral supplies store is not a funeral home and normally would not be open until nearly 10 o'clock in the evening. The owner was waiting for Lin Li tonight.
This is not Lin Li's first day here.
Yesterday, Monday, during the day, he took time out to visit this store and placed an order for a lot of funeral supplies for his grandfather Shanqing, which naturally included shrouds and burial boxes - that is, urns.
In fact, Lin Li also wanted to give Shan Qing a whole coffin. He thought that this would definitely show that he was taking the matter more seriously, and it would be easier to meet the requirements of the task.
But it is a bit inconvenient.
Lin Li would not carry the coffin with him to the world of immortal cultivation, as the risk was too great.
But normal humans would not bring coffins into residential buildings.
Although Lin Li could move the coffin by himself, if a neighbor happened to pass by and saw someone transporting a coffin to the community in the middle of the night, it would be a good thing if he didn't get sick from fright.
Even if you are not scared, it is easy to cause misunderstandings that are difficult to explain.
So forget it, the next best thing is the whole urn.
Although December is approaching, Lin Li doesn't know whether the system will take him to the world of immortal cultivation next month, but he can still go there twice this week.
So there is fault tolerance.
If you find that the task is not completed after the first attempt, you can consider saving it the second time.
The shop owner had already taken his things and walked out, holding the urn that Lin Li bought in his hands.
A standard and common type of urn.
It is completely black, with square lines, clear contours, and a few carvings. On the front, there is a "思" (thinking) on the left and a "念" (reading) on the right. In the middle is an oval jade area with a black-and-white photo of Shanqing Taoist embedded inside.
——There are many photos of Taoist Shanqing in Lin Li’s mobile phone, so it is easy to get them.
"Take a look. Are you satisfied?" The shop owner handed the urn and the cloth holding it to Lin Li.
Lin Li wrapped the urn with cloth, put it in his backpack, and said to the boss with a smile: "In a few days, I will ask the boss about his experience and give you feedback."
Shopkeeper: "?"
This doesn't sound like something a human could say.
Lin Li simply bought a batch of funeral supplies that he hadn't bought last night, then checked out and left.
Back on the bicycle at the door, Lin Li opened QQ because when he was checking out just now, he saw that the stool had sent him a message.
"Stool: Brother Bufan, are you free now?"
"Stool: I just got a piece of news. A group of people from our school are planning to fight with people from another school tonight. They have just climbed over the wall and are leaving. Is this the information you need? Do you want to interfere with them?"
"Lin Li: Do you know the address?"
"Stool: I know. Someone who's been there told me that the location is quite remote, behind the mountain."
"Lin Li: OK, I'll go take a look."
The opportunity to complete the villain's mission is rare, so you have to cherish it.
"Stool: Then you better be careful, there are quite a lot of people here, and none of them come empty-handed."
Lin Li didn't care about this at all. The gap between him and ordinary people could not be made up by cold weapons. Even if he just released some electricity, these people would be obedient.
After confirming the location, Lin Li turned on the navigation and then stood up on the bicycle.
At this moment, Lin Li was no longer riding a bicycle, but the burning lady in the home security team.
Push hard!
Kick out sparks!!
There's no way, because usually in such a fight the losing party will call the police, and when the police arrive everyone will flee. If I don't hurry up, I might not be able to catch up.
To be honest, Disney teaches you how to hate and despise stepmothers, but Japanese anime, Japanese movies, and Porn Stations teach you how to fully accept them.
The difference is obvious.
Lin Li suggested building a Pornhub theme park. Disney theme park was so successful, I dare not imagine how much money the Pornhub theme park could make.
Anyway, at least Lin Li is willing to spend money once - if he remains anonymous, he can spend money twice.
With strange thoughts in his mind and his feet moving non-stop, Lin Li continued to rush forward!
Oh...wait...
I caught a bright light out of the corner of my eye.
A light bulb went off in my head.
“Sizzle——”
The speeding car suddenly braked suddenly, and then both the car and herself began to slowly move backwards.
Lin Li in the car turned his head and looked to the side.
A supermarket chain that is still in business.
He suddenly had an idea.
He took out his cell phone.
"Lin Li: Don't worry, stool, I'm not going there empty-handed."
…
When we arrived at the destination told by the stool, it was indeed very remote, close to a deserted low mountain, and the rest of the road was not even suitable for riding a bicycle.
The road would be damaged even if he stood up and pedaled, so Lin Li simply parked the car on the side of the road and continued walking.
There were several electric vehicles parked at the foot of the mountain. There was not a speck of dust at all, and it was obvious that they had just been parked.
After walking like this for a few minutes, I could hear discordant sounds mixed with shouting and cursing in the silence.
Following the direction of the sound, Lin Li approached quietly under the cover of trees.
After passing a dense bush, the scene in front of us suddenly became clear.
Under the light of several flashlights thrown on the ground or mobile phones with flashlight mode turned on, about twenty people could be seen crowded in this open space in the woods.
The fight has already been decided.
I saw a dozen men standing in a circle in a domineering manner, and in the center of the circle, several boys were curled up on the ground with their heads in their hands.
Scattered on the ground with them were sticks, helmets and other objects.
The standing people might have some scars on their faces, but they all had contemptuous and excited smiles on their faces. While shouting and cursing, they wantonly abused the few people lying on the ground in the middle.
Although not everyone was wearing school uniforms, it was obvious that those standing and those lying down were not in the same group.
“Fuck you, Jaeyoung! You were so capable just now! Get up!”
A boy who was leading the winning team was particularly fierce. He seemed to be the leader, holding a stick in his hand but it was useless. He cursed and kicked a figure who was unable to move and could only protect his head instinctively.
The boys around were either kicking other people on the ground or recording the scene with their cell phones and smiling.
Situation confirmed.
Can appear.
So, in the woods, there was a mixture of swear words and wailing.
A powerful song started playing, like an old one:
"Can you Feel it! Jean Roch says! Can you Feel it! Jean Roch says——"
Qin Jun, who was kicking someone, frowned, listened to the familiar music, and turned his head impatiently:
"Who the hell is watching If You Are the One? Are you sick? Watching it at this time?"
This "Can you Feel it" is the most classic BGM for the male guests to appear on If You Are the One.
The younger brothers looked at each other, and then one of them responded: "No, Jun Ge, the sound seems to come from over there..."
"Ahem, ahem."
The clear coughing sound attracted the attention of Qin Jun and others.
I saw a tall man standing next to the bushes, but his face could not be seen clearly due to the shadow of the trees.
And now the music was coming from the cell phone in his hand.
It seemed that the other party saw that his group of people were finally looking at him, so he took a step forward and walked into the open space.
Carrying a school bag and wearing a school uniform, he must still be a student.
Then Qin Jun discovered that the reason why he couldn't see the man's face clearly was not because he was standing under the shadow of a tree, but simply because this man had a black silk stocking on his head.
Qin Jun: "(; ゜○゜)?"
No? Huh?
"Who the hell are you?" Qin Jun smashed the ground with the stick in his hand, making a dull thud. He asked in surprise and unhappiness.
Lin Li smiled.
He turned off the BGM on his phone, then touched the black silk stockings that Brother Ziang had given him on his face and began to sing:
"Since you ask sincerely, I will be merciful and tell you."
"Some people belong to the night, some people belong to black silk. The night belongs to everyone, but black silk only belongs to me."
"I am your friendly neighbor, Black Silk Xia!"
Qin Jun: “?”
to be honest.
Qin Jun felt that when Lin Li wasn't smiling just now, he looked like a psychopath.
But now when he smiles, it looks much better: like a lunatic smiling.
Summary: This is insane.
But at this moment, the reaction was different from those who were standing there, who all thought Lin Li was an idiot.
A person who was curled up on the ground with his head in his hands suddenly let go and looked up in disbelief when he heard this self-introduction.
When he saw that it was really Lin Li, his expression was complicated and his lips trembled, not knowing whether to be happy or sad.
His name is Zhao Nan, and people on the street call him Nanzi.
He once had an older brother named Huangshan.
Why was it once? Because ever since a night when he was beaten by Flash Bull, his eldest brother went to jail for robbery and has not been released yet, and is expected to be in jail for another half a year.
As for himself, he was not yet 18 and was not the main culprit, so he was easily bailed out and allowed to go back to school. He also told his classmates about the horrific urban legend of the strange cow man appearing on Pinglu Street late at night.
Unexpectedly, after twenty days, I met Him again.
Zhao Nan couldn't help but lock his eyes on Lin Li's chest, looking for the outline of a thing he had touched before.
Now that he is here, is it here too?
Zhao Nan gritted his teeth and decided to grab this life-saving straw, so he shouted: "Black Silk Man! Help!"
"Wu Dong, go and kick him," Qin Jun was surprised at Zhao Nan's reaction, surprised at why this man was still cooperating with the idiot, then he sneered at his younger brother and gave the order.
Then he looked at Lin Li again, his eyes filled with disdain and sneer:
"Where did you come from, you psychopath? Go away now. I don't have time to play this kind of stupid game with you. Black Silk Man? I'm dying of laughter. I'm still playing Splatoon!"
Qin Jun's teasing also made his younger brothers come back to their senses from the shock of Lin Li's outfit. They burst into laughter and began to mock Lin Li.
Lin Li just smiled and said seriously:
"Everyone, you are suspected of gang fighting and intentional injury. Now you have been surrounded by me. Everyone, squat down and surrender. Resistance is meaningless and will only cause unnecessary harm."
Qin Jun was happy.
He is now more and more certain that this man in black silk has come out of a mental hospital.
You are alone and surrounded by a group of people. What? Are you also a Wolf Warrior?
"Give him the face he deserves. If he doesn't want it, then we'll beat him up together. Wu Dong, stop kicking him. Go kick this idiot instead."
After the fun, Qin Jun felt that he was being looked down upon and fooled. His expression gradually became fierce. He looked at Lin Li and said word by word:
"Black Silk Man, you still have three seconds to run, but... you may not be able to escape."
"I'm not running." Lin Li shook his head.
Facing Wu Dong who was rushing towards him, Lin Li just raised the corner of his mouth slightly, maintaining his calmness as if it had nothing to do with him.
Spinning and jumping, he closed his eyes.
The sticks carried the sound of wind, but it was just the sound of wind, and the result was failure time and time again.
Lin Li was strolling leisurely in the garden, and Wu Dong didn't even hit Lin Li at all. Instead, it looked like he was being played by Lin Li.
"I'm not a complete idiot. I have something. All of you come at me together." Qin Jun frowned and said in a low voice to the people around him, "Don't hold back. Knock him down first."
As Lin Li noticed several people trying to get behind him, he dodged Wu Dong's stick again and shrugged, seeming a little helpless:
"It's fine if so many people are attacking me alone, but can you please use your bare hands and not bring any weapons? This is not a martial arts ethics thing."
"Who the hell wants to talk to you about martial ethics!" Qin Jun grinned and stretched his muscles.
As long as the time is right, he will take action himself.
"Black Silk Man! What are you waiting for! Take out your weapon! Show them! Quick! Let tonight be the end of this group of people!" Zhao Nan shouted loudly like a fanboy at this time.
Let them feel the horror of tonight! Quick!
Eh? This person knows me?
Lin Li swallowed the words he was about to say and looked at Zhao Nan curiously, identifying him carefully.
"Oh! You are the Kusunoki from that day, right?"
Lin Li had a good memory. Although Zhao Nan's face was bruised and swollen, he still managed to recognize him.
"It's me! Black Silk Man! Beat them! Pull out your flash, ouch——" Zhao Nan nodded excitedly, and then was kicked hard by Qin Jun.
"So you're an acquaintance, here to save the day, right? Haha." Qin Jun sneered, his eyes becoming even more ferocious.
Lin Li smiled, dodged the continuous attacks again, took off his schoolbag and held it in front of him: "In this case, as you wish, if they must use weapons to beat me up, then I will have to use weapons to fight back."
Zhao Nan, who was gasping in pain, gritted his teeth upon hearing this and stared at Lin Li's schoolbag.
expect!
"Don't give him a chance!" Several people rushed up together.
But it was too late.
Lin Li had already pulled his hand back from his schoolbag, and immediately swept it forward.
There was no weapon in his hand, but he was holding a handful of dust, and he flew forward with the movement.
In an instant, the sky was filled with dust and some fragments, all hitting the people rushing towards the front, making crisp crackling sounds when hitting their clothes.
"What is that? It's all in my clothes!"
"Ahem! Damn it, it got into my nose!"
"Oh my god! It's not quicklime, is it a dirty trick? It got into my eyes and mouth, I'm going blind!"
Because they had not anticipated this situation at all, the people who rushed over were stunned.
"Eh? Why isn't that Shiny Cow? I want to see that!!"
Although Zhao Nan was not spoiled, he was the most unhappy one.
Everyone waved away the flying powder that was still in front of their eyes, stopped to pat their clothes, and looked at Lin Li with frowns.
Lin Li continued to unzip his schoolbag and took out a box. He held it in his palm with one hand and continued to dig inside with the other hand.
There are not many clouds tonight, and the moonlight shines down clearly, enough to illuminate everyone's vision.
Then, everyone saw a box that was completely black, with square lines, clear contours, and a few carvings. On the left side of the front was a "思" (thinking), and on the right side was a "念" (reading).
There is an oval jade area in the middle of the box, with a photo of an old man with a kind smile embedded inside.
That photo is in black and white.
Lin Li's hands, which had been digging and digging in the small garden, took out the box again, and his hands were still full of dust and pale fragments.
He grabbed too many, and as Lin Li pulled them out, they slowly leaked out from between his fingers.
Swoosh——
Lin Li moved forward in the shape of a "one" again. The air became turbid again, and the heavier fragments once again hit the silent people in front of him.
“…”
“…”
Zhao Nan, Wu Dong, Qin Jun and everyone else: "(；☉_☉)?"
For a moment, the open space was filled with silence, with only the wailing of those who had been huddled on the ground, unaware of what was happening.
Wu Dong swallowed and licked the corner of his mouth.
He did not attack Lin Li, but looked at his companion next to him. Although he was looking, his eyes were no longer focused. He spoke slowly:
"Hey, Jin Di, am I seeing things? I feel like... that thing in his hand looks a bit like an urn☉_☉."
"Okay, okay, it seems so☉_☉..." The partner who was asked also answered hesitantly.
“…”
“…”
"Wait a minute, what about me..." Wu Dong lowered his head and looked at the white dust that was sticking to him through the gaps in his clothes.
"Then in my nostrils..."
“Oh, it’s not in my mouth (┬┬﹏┬┬)…”
“Fuck!”
“Your mother!!”
The silence just now was just the silence before the storm. Now, these people who were sprinkled with ashes burst into amazing dolphin sounds.
One by one, they dropped their weapons and began to slap their clothes and faces frantically.
Jin Di had a weak psychological endurance, and he happened to be the one who had just imported a lot, so after standing there for a few seconds, he covered his mouth and rushed to a tree, knelt on the ground and started vomiting.
"Ugh—yue—ugh—"
The disappointment in Zhao Nan's eyes on the ground completely disappeared, and now there was shock and horror.
He closed his eyes, opened them again, closed them again, and opened them again...
Wait, this isn't an illusion?
Am I really not dreaming now?
to be honest.
Zhao Nan suddenly felt.
Being beaten into a fool by a double-headed flashing bull is actually not that scary.
It's pretty good, really.
Wait, why is there something white in front of my eyes?
Zhao Nan shuddered, then quickly held his breath and began to blow frantically forward: "Hoo-! Hoo-!"
Damn it, don't come over here with this powder!!!
(End of this chapter)
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