Chapter 396 Head Head Head Head Head Head Head
At this moment, all descriptions of the light are redundant. The crowing of roosters coming from afar is the best introduction to this light.
When did the sun come?
I want to eat Guangzhou cuisine.
Lin Li felt that if this level of light was shone directly into a person's eyes, it would definitely make the person raise their hands and cry, "It's the sun, it's the sun," right?
He turned off the flashlight, but Lin Li did not do this for safety reasons. He was originally shining the light in the direction of the sky, and there were no residential buildings in front of him, so there was no chance of accidentally hurting anyone.
Except chicken.
The fundamental reason for shutting down is that with a brightness of 200,000 lumens, this kind of mass-produced flashlight simply cannot last for too long and will quickly become hot, so use it as little as possible.
When we get to the bottom of the canyon, if we want to use it continuously for a long time, we can only use a brightness of tens of thousands of lumens at most.
Leaving the balcony and returning to the room, Lin Li packed up his things, patted the gourd, and decided to set off.
The dense fog flowed silently before my eyes, and its density seemed to be a little thicker than when I left.
Was it that the fog at the bottom of the canyon, which was sometimes thick and sometimes thin, happened to be blown by the wind to become thicker, or was it that the entire fog was quietly rising, making it difficult to distinguish for a moment.
With a light "click", the flashlight turned on, and absolute brightness descended instantly. The fog became transparent under the strong light, like illuminated gel, and the shape of the object covered inside could be clearly seen.
This is bright enough.
Looking down, he found that the positions of the survival night light and the alarm had not changed at all. Lin Li observed the surroundings with a flashlight and indeed did not find any unusual changes.
It seems that in the few dozen minutes since I left, this dead silent valley has not welcomed any uninvited guests.
A little regretful.
He patted the gourd, and the drone suit appeared in front of Lin Li.
Sit down, start assembling, and test fly.
The drones that come with the mecha are like scrap metal here, but the drones brought back from reality are operating perfectly fine.
Unfortunately, without network support, the real-time image transmission function cannot be used, but fortunately the basic video recording function is not affected.
Lin Li raised his head. The thick fog obscured his vision and made him lose the concept of the sky. The flashlight tried to penetrate a few meters before being swallowed up. Under normal circumstances, it was impossible to fly a drone in this environment.
But fortunately, Lin Li is not normal.
Lin Li has the "marking" ability. After using it on a drone, it is equivalent to having a three-dimensional precision radar that can be used for operation.
Time passes quietly as you concentrate on your operations.
The drone's ascent and return were extremely smooth without encountering any physical obstacles.
The structure of the canyon itself did not seem complicated. During the upward flight, apart from the monotonous rock walls and thick fog, nothing unusual was captured. Lin Li inserted the memory card into the portable device and sighed as he played back the recorded footage.
Because the recorded images showed fog and rock walls everywhere, and the limit of the rock wall was not visible at all.
"The canyon is higher than 130 meters, and it should be much higher." Lin Li frowned, his fingers tapping unconsciously on the controller casing.
The regulations stipulate that the maximum flight altitude of civil drones is 120 meters. Naturally, the drone purchased by Lin Li could not avoid this restriction. This is the flight limit, so when it reached this altitude, Lin Li returned the drone.
This canyon was much deeper than expected, which made our plan go a little awry.
If it wasn't too high, Lin Li would have taken out the climbing equipment in his gourd and tried to climb it.
——Although Lin Li has no climbing experience and it is impossible to take strong protective measures here, this is not a problem.
Even before obtaining "Iron Wall", Lin Li could return to reality during the fall and then be prepared to cushion the fall the next time he came here.
After obtaining "Iron Wall", it becomes even easier. You can just use your ability when you fall off a cliff, and you don't even need to go back to the real world.
But it doesn't make much sense at this moment. Faced with an unknown depth that is obviously far beyond expectations, Lin Li can't climb up rashly.
"Then let's start picking up trash." Lin Li put the drone back into the gourd and whispered to himself.
Now the maximum single stay time in this world has become eight and a half hours, and there are still several hours left that cannot be wasted.
Lin Lilai had previously rehearsed how to make use of this time.
Taking out a jack, a hardware box, an electric saw and many other tools from the gourd, Lin Li looked at the mecha under his feet.
Let’s start with this.
——Lin Li planned to select and dismantle those parts that were still functional or looked relatively intact in this pile of mecha graveyard.
Limbs, joints, pulleys, especially modules that look like weapons... As long as they are still complete and useful, and you can disassemble them yourself, take them away.
The ammunition of one's own mecha is limited and cannot be replenished by itself, but the weapons or parts in the ruins in front of him may become key supplies or substitutes at some point in the future.
Even if he currently lacks the knowledge and technology to repair and use them, engineers from other worlds that he might meet in the future, or some special props provided by the system, may always come in handy.
Since I have nothing to do anyway, I might as well collect these parts while continuing to explore deeper into the canyon. It's like killing two birds with one stone.
Worst case scenario, it will be sold as scrap.
According to unofficial historical records, Sun Wukong once shouted angrily, "I want~ What's the use of this iron rod~?" A scrap recycler passing by saw this and took it directly. The 13,500-jin iron rod earned Monkey King more than 10,000 yuan.
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Time passed quite quickly.
Lin Li picked and chose along the way, searching for and dismantling parts from the ruins at the bottom that looked like they were still somewhat useful. As long as he could move them and they could be stored in the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd", Lin Li put them all in.
There is enough space, so you can do whatever you want.
Because of frequent stops to dismantle and store, Lin Li's progress was very slow, and the end of the canyon was still hidden in the depths of thick fog and darkness.
No accidents occurred during the whole process, and no living creatures were seen except the colonies on the rock walls.
There was no sudden danger, no strange sounds, and the system tasks were also silent, as if this huge mecha cemetery was really just a complete dead zone.
Lin Li was quite calm about this, and even enjoyed this rare peace and quiet.
After a yawn, it was about time to go back.
He put the things that should be taken away back into the gourd, and simply arranged the things that should be left behind. After everything was packed up and confirmed to be correct, Lin Li returned to the modern era and fell asleep.
…
Friday.
The sunshine on Friday looks so pleasing to the eyes.
There is only one afternoon left until the end of the week, but neither the principal nor Xue Jian has contacted me regarding the maintenance and renovation of the distribution room and electrical facilities.
Maybe it’s because anything that needs to go through public accounts requires a long and complicated process.
Lin Li was not in a hurry.
Anyway, Uncle Yan's report on the school, commissioned by Lin Li, has been quietly lying in the draft box until now. It has neither been submitted to the Demon Suppression Bureau nor published.
So Lin Li believed that the principal had not forgotten about this matter, it was just that the process was indeed a little more complicated.
"Lin Li."
Bai Bufan's voice brought Lin Li back to his senses. Lin Li turned his head to look at him and raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"
Bai Bufan frowned and lowered his voice with a serious face:
"As I recall...teachers can't believe in religion, right?"
Lin Li's eyelids twitched slightly when he heard this, his eyes full of incomprehension: "Why can't teachers believe in religion? Bufan, I really want to talk to you, aren't you meddling too much?
Teachers are also human beings. They also have a desire for faith. This is human instinct and the source of happiness. Moreover, if teachers cannot believe in religion, what will happen to our country's fertility rate..."
"You are sick,"
Without continuing to listen to Lin Li's barrage of accusations, Bai Bufan's originally serious face could no longer hold back. He elbowed Lin Li and then laughed and scolded:
"I'm talking about those who believe in religion! I'm really disgusted by people like you who use puns..."
"Oh, well, you didn't explain why this happened," Lin Li pretended to suddenly understand, and then smiled and explained:
"Teachers can believe in religion, but it is absolutely forbidden to promote or conduct religious activities in school."
"Then KuoKu is finished." The first class in the afternoon was English. Bai Bufan looked at KuoKu on the podium and laughed.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked, not knowing what happened.
"Didn't you hear? Just now, Koukou said "The Lord will appear again" three times. It's obvious that she is preaching Christ," Bai Bufan rubbed his hands together, with a silver smile on his face as if he had found something wrong:
"So I'm the only one who noticed it? Hehe, then I'll go visit QQ after class and start by saying, "You don't want the Education Bureau to know that you preach to students, do you?"
Lin Li: “?”
“Bufan, who gave you the nerve to say that sentence just now, “I really hate people like you who use puns the most”?” Lin Li said expressionlessly.
"Bao Wei."
"It's reasonable. It's thick enough. If I give it to you, the rest will be enough for myself." Lin Li nodded, and then changed the subject, with a little surprise: "Extraordinary, I suddenly find that our Chinese characters are profound..."
"Oh? What do you mean?"
Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li expectantly.
This expression and tone are definitely not human language!
expect!
If it was human words, Bai Bufan would listen to them without hesitation.
However, Lin Li said nothing, and just picked up the pen and wrote on the paper:
“Jesus is Lord.”
"Louis XVI is the king."
"What is the difference between the two?"
Bai Bufan: “!”
These three lines of text are really confusing.
"Host, your hell jokes are indeed very funny, but they require too much knowledge. Do you have any more brainless ones?" Bai Bufan suppressed his smile and asked in a low voice.
"Yes, brother, yes," Lin Li nodded, and wrote "Louis XVI" on the paper, pointing at it and looking at Bai Bufan: "According to the hint I just gave you, Bufan, let me test you, after Louis XVI was beheaded, what would be the most appropriate name for him?"
"Earth?" Bai Bufan replied.
"Wrong."
"What's that called?"
Lin Li: "Louis X 3.1415926..."
Bai Bufan: “?”
When Bai Bufan looked at the paper, he saw Lin Li's pen tip quickly drawing a simple guillotine next to "Louis XVI", and then below the guillotine, he wrote four large characters in a flamboyant style: "Louis Xπ".
“…”
"Fuck!" Bai Bufan bent over and laughed wildly while giving a thumbs up.
"What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at? Hurry up!"
After Zhou Baowei and Qin Zeyu noticed this situation, they became itchy and shouted in a hurry at the bottom of their voices.
As the saying goes, happiness is better shared than happiness alone (Cold knowledge: the pronunciation is "yue" "le" is worse than happiness shared with others"), so Bai Bufan tore off the paper and handed it directly to Zhou Baowei.
Zhou Baowei and Qin Zeyu took the paper and immediately understood the meaning behind the words.
Both of them couldn't help themselves and their shoulders shook violently.
However, Zhou Baowei felt that making fun of Louis XVI was a bit too much.
After all, according to unofficial historical records, Louis XVI was a pioneer and a hero. He sacrificed his life in the French Revolution and became an iconic figure of this revolution.
Of course, it is not unfair that Louis XVI has fallen into his current situation. After all, there is a reason for injustice, but he did not, so it is not unfair.
On the other side, Yang Bangjie and Du Xingye could no longer contain their curiosity and urged everyone to circulate the copy.
To be honest, only when you have actually sat or stood on the podium, you will find that many of the little movements that people below think are very hidden are actually quite obvious on stage.
Most teachers just don't bother.
Especially now that everyone in the last row is laughing, it’s hard not to notice.
"What are you sending? Let me see."
When Du Xingye was about to hand the paper to Chen Tianming and Zhang Haoyang, Koukou couldn't help it anymore and came down to arrest them on the spot.
Then.
Shut up, don't laugh! !
The noble character of the people's teacher and the lowly personality of the students in the back row of Class 4 formed a sharp contrast at this moment. Koukou kept her mouth tight and didn't smile the whole time. After digesting the smile, she turned her head coldly and looked towards the lower left corner of the classroom, ready to arrest the murderer:
"white."
As soon as he uttered a word, QQ got stuck.
——Bai Bufan had been standing at the back holding an English textbook without anyone noticing. His skilled posture and natural expression made it seem as if he was born to belong to this land.
…
"Okay, get out of class is over! Be safe on your way home, and remember to review on the weekend..."
Xue Jian's instructions were drowned out by the noise of liberation and seemed somewhat unclear.
"Wuhu, it's finally the weekend again!" After Xue Jian left, Bai Bufan stood up and cheered, "Lin Li, do you have any top-notch spellcasting materials you can recommend to me this week? Forget about shampoo and calculators!"
"There's a pornographic picture, do you want it?" Lin Li asked.
"want."
"I sent it to you."
Bai Bufan turned down the brightness of his phone, then looked at the screen expectantly. He then resisted the urge to smash the phone at Lin Li's head, and asked with a twitch in his mouth:
"Hey, damn! Why is it another photo of Louis XVI?"
Damn it, why are you still talking about Louis XVI?
Lin Li looked innocent: "Don't you think Louis XVI is very lustful? After all, lust is a sword above your head."
Bai Bufan: “…”
Bai Bufan didn't laugh this time, because he didn't like this joke from the bottom of his heart.
His eyes gradually turned cold: "Lin Li, you should never blaspheme such a sacred existence as the pornographic picture..."
In front of the color picture, neither Louis XVI nor Louis XIII is qualified.
Lin Li sighed, exited WeChat, opened QQ, found himself in the friend list, and passed on the chat records that he had forwarded to Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan: "Thank you, godfather!"
"Let's go, let's go eat." Lin Li packed his schoolbag and raised his chin towards Bai Bufan.
"Okay." Bai Bufan didn't pack anything.
It has become a routine for the "three people and one dog" to go to the library to study together a week before the exam without active confirmation, so Bai Bufan naturally stayed in school this week.
Lin Li was not in a hurry to go home today because he had to be a tutor at Wu Huizhen's house, so after dinner, he could go directly to her house.
In fact, Wu Huizhen wanted Lin Li to have dinner directly at her house, but Lin Li found an excuse to refuse.
Eating at someone else's house gives you a feeling of being a guest under someone else's roof, and being a guest under someone else's roof is a very dangerous thing. After all, if you are not careful, it is easy for Tao Yuanming to pick your chrysanthemums.
…
Five minutes earlier than the agreed time, Lin Li arrived at Wu Huizhen's door. After briefly checking his appearance, he pressed the doorbell.
"Lin Li is here, right? Come in, come in——"
The door opened quickly, and a middle-aged lady who Lin Li had no impression of but had an extremely warm smile appeared at the door.
Wu Huizhen was right.
"Hello, Auntie."
"Okay, just take off your shoes and put them here. This pair of slippers is prepared for you, you wear this pair." Wu Huizhen handed a pair of slippers still wrapped in plastic on the shoe cabinet to Lin Li.
He actually specially prepared a new pair of slippers to entertain the guests. I felt quite proud to be so valued.
But to be honest, Lin Li would inevitably feel uncomfortable with this kind of elder who he was not very familiar with but was relatively normal. In addition, the task required a full three hours, and the time was tight and the task was heavy. So after thanking him and changing into slippers, Lin Li went straight to the point:
"Auntie, where are Pingxing and Pingchen? Can we start tutoring now?"
Li Pingxing and Li Pingchen are the two children of Wu Huizhen's family.
"You can start, Xingxing and Chenchen, you are in the room now, you can start anytime. I have told them, but Lin Li, don't you want to take a rest first?"
"No need, Auntie. I'm not tired on the way." Lin Li smiled and waved his hand, looking in the direction Wu Huizhen pointed, "Is this the room? Then I'll go over and try to take the class."
"This is my first time as a tutor too. Anyway, just like my mom told you before, I will try my best and then screen both ways..."
"Okay, okay, thank you for your help, Lin Li." Wu Huizhen nodded repeatedly, gratefully, and then walked quickly to the kitchen: "I'll prepare some fruit for you..."
Keeping Wu Min's advice in mind - he even reminded himself on WeChat just now, Lin Li took a deep breath in front of the door and dug out his useless humanity from the bottom of his heart.
Today, I will become a teacher!
The future is bright!
Thinking of this, Lin Li showed a gentle smile, and with anticipation, he turned into a sunny and cheerful boy and pushed open the door.
"I'm a milk dragon! I'm a milk dragon! I'm a milk dragon!"
On the bed in the room, a child was jumping on the bed, repeating this proverb over and over again.
Lin Li: “…”
The youngest in the family, Li Pingchen.
His brother, Li Pingxing, was rolling on the ground, covering his eyes: "My eyes! My eyes! My eyes!"
"What's wrong with your eyes?" Seeing this, Lin Li ignored the baby dragon and walked over to show concern for the older one.
However, the moment Lin Li approached, Li Pingxing sat up straight, his hand on his face moved slightly downward, revealing one eye, staring at Lin Li: "Amatras——"
Lin Li: “?”
“…”
"I'm a milk dragon! I'm a milk dragon! I'm a milk dragon!"
"Amatras! Amatras!"
Left and right dual channel stereo surround sound.
The smile on Lin Li's face was a little stiff, and he stood there for a long time.
After a few seconds, he silently backed away, step by step.
Exit the room.
“Click.”
Close the door gently.
Lin Li's Adam's apple rolled and he was sweating profusely. At this moment, a sentence kept repeating in his mind.
This is what Wu Min once said to herself:
"Mom actually helped you reject it and explained clearly what you are, but she just didn't believe it. She didn't believe that you were an evil spirit and would harm her child, so she insisted."
"...Mom actually rejected it for you..."
"...But she just refuses to believe in evil..."
"..."
Lin Li swallowed his saliva again.
Sister Min, tell me, is there a possibility...
It's not that Aunt Zhenzhen doesn't believe in evil.
Rather,
Her family is even more fucking weird! ?
(End of this chapter)
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