Chapter 395: The Yang Family's Child Inherited His Father's Infertility
Seeing Chen Yuying's smile, Lin Li felt that his resentment disappeared. This smile has such charm.
As the poem "Fragment" says, you stand on the bridge to enjoy the scenery, and the people who enjoy the scenery are looking at you from the upstairs.
Lin Li's smile actually has an equally powerful charm in the eyes of others.
For example, after listening to it, Wang Yuezhi felt that he was about to be annihilated, not to mention disappearing into thin air.
Damn it, do you have to eat this damn cake in the classroom?
"Why do you look so sad?"
Chen Yuying's voice came softly.
Wang Yuezhi's heart trembled. He turned around and pretended to tidy up the schoolbag hanging on the chair, but in fact he took the opportunity to look at the two of them, and then continued to look gloomy.
——As expected, it’s not said to myself.
Although he didn't have any hope in his heart, Wang Yuezhi still thought about that possibility.
What if Chen Yuying and Lin Li were together just to make me jealous...
Then Wang Yuezhi himself couldn't stand the thought and covered his face with one hand.
My thinking gradually stopped being like that of a human being.
Back row.
"Because I don't know how a normal human being should write a speech, I have no idea where to start." Lin Li heard Chen Yuying's concern, turned his head and shook the blank paper in his hand, shrugged and said.
"Do you want me to give you some advice?" Chen Yuying said with a smile.
"I want you." Lin Li approached the girl without warning, stared at her, and said these two words softly but forcefully. After pausing for a few seconds, he continued to say the following words softly:
"Give me some advice."
Chen Yuying's heart skipped a beat and she blinked, her pretty face slightly red. Now she knew how much damage her prank had done to Lin Li.
Well, it's bad indeed.
But I will dare to do it next time.
Restraining her good mood, Chen Yuying clenched her fist and pushed Lin Li's face away, introducing:
"Normally, a speech must have a theme and content that can impress people, but a speech for a drill is just a formality. In fact, no one will really listen to it, so there is no need to put in any effort. Just copy a template from the Internet and adjust it~"
Chen Yuying has given this kind of task-based speeches many times since she was a child, so she is quite experienced.
Lin Li's eyes lit up.
"Arigado Mei Yang Yang Sang!" Lin Li immediately bent over the desk and began to write furiously.
But the brightness in his eyes made Chen Yuying feel something was wrong.
"Why did you start writing right away?" Chen Yuying was a little curious. "If you were using a template, wouldn't you wait until you got home to look up the information to do it?"
"This is a task assigned by the principal. I think it's better for me to put my heart into it. But your advice is very useful, monitor. I've already gotten an epiphany. Now the content in my speech is definitely something that can move people!"
Lin Li wrote quickly and attentively. Although he turned his head away when he heard the words, his eyes were still fixed on the manuscript paper.
Seeing the confident Lin Li, Chen Yuying smiled with relief: Great, there must be something wrong!
So she came forward and took Lin Li's draft paper.
"Hanger, feather duster, mace, meteor hammer, baseball bat, shining two-headed dragon..."
Seeing that the manuscript paper was taken away, Lin Li was not in a hurry to take it back. Instead, he looked at Chen Yuying expectantly for approval: "Look, aren't these contents very touching?"
Chen Yuying: “…”
"Yeah." Chen Yuying was speechless for a while, and finally chose to nod.
It's so touching.
It not only impresses the previous generation, but also the next generation.
"But what kind of weapon is this shining two-headed dragon? Why have I never heard of it?"
Chen Yuying felt that there was something strange mixed in and was a little curious and confused.
“That’s not important,” Lin Li laughed it off and held out his hand: “Quick, while I’m having a lot of inspiration, give it back to me so I can continue writing—”
"Hey, why on earth would Teacher Xue and Principal Wang give this matter to you?"
Chen Yuying crumpled the manuscript into a roll, tapped Lin Li, and then said with a smile:
"Forget it. I'll prepare your speech for you."
Hearing this, Lin Li stroked his hair with his hand and said frivolously, "Tsk, it seems that I am still too charming. Even people are eager to help me with this kind of thing."
Chen Yuying's eyes curved, "Lin Li, I'm not doing this for you, I'm doing this for Class 4."
Wang Yuezhi: “!”
Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
She actually has her own business! Even Zhuo Yongfei can't refute it this time! She really has me in her heart!
It was specially created after Lin Li was removed from his heart! It has a higher gold content!
My eavesdropping this afternoon was not in vain!
Then Wang Yuezhi couldn't hold it anymore and covered his face with his hands.
Why did I become like this...
"The reputation of Class 4 cannot be ruined by you. The inside is already rotten. If you lose the face as well, then it will be all over." Chen Yuying continued.
Yingbao's words are quite sincere.
Rubbing her head, Lin Li shook his head, not really intending to hand over his work to Chen Yuying: "I'd better do it myself, don't worry, I won't do it, I'll go home and copy and piece together a finished draft."
"It's okay, leave it to me. It's quick. You have no experience, so you're definitely not as good as me." Chen Yuying said indifferently.
"Old Jiantou asked me to give it to him this week, which means before Friday. You don't have a computer, so it's too late."
"I can just borrow his computer," Chen Yuying thought for a moment, then laughed out loud, "I think he will very much agree with me."
Lin Li raised his eyebrows. It’s true.
When Xue Jian learned about this situation, he probably laughed so hard that snot bubbles came out.
Of course, the premise is that he only knows that "Chen Yuying helped Lin Li out of her sense of responsibility as a class monitor" instead of knowing that "Chen Yuying and Lin Li are in love." If it were the latter, Xue Jian would probably be so angry that he would wipe his snot bubbles on Lin Li's clothes.
Seeing Chen Yuying's insistence, and that this was indeed not a difficult task, Lin Li nodded, feeling secretly happy but openly handing the task over to her.
Is this the happiness of having everything provided for you?
"Then it seems that the rest I need to do is myself," Lin Li stood up and began to show his chicken feet, "I can only practice Tieshan Lean!"
"Huh?" Chen Yuying was puzzled.
"I'm practicing dodging. A friend of mine got hit in the ear by Black Cat Sheriff while he was giving a speech... Giving a speech is dangerous, and I don't want to repeat his mistake."
Lin Li looked nostalgic and said sadly.
Chen Yuying blinked, not wanting to admit one thing: she had almost gotten used to it.
I wonder if Lin Li has another friend who was criticized by trolls during a speech and felt very disappointed?
Lin Li: "By the way, I have another friend..."
Chen Yuying smiled.
Alas, the girl patted her head and considered it a good deed.
…
Wednesday, early morning.
"I didn't have a criminal record before. Is this the first time?"
"Um."
"He's quite young, he has hands and feet, why would he choose to go down the path of petty theft?"
Yang Liang had nothing to do, so he read the information he found on his mobile phone and sighed with a hint of regret at the thief squatting on the ground beside him.
"I'm short of money," the thief squatting on the ground replied sullenly:
"What's the point of having hands and feet? They can't bring any changes to me. I can only earn so little money by doing hard labor. When my salary was paid every month, I didn't check the details and thought it was a refund for something I bought..."
"It's easy to make money with hands and feet. Have you ever thought about accidentally putting your hands and feet into the machine while working? I guarantee that you can make more than "that little" money in this way, starting from 500,000 yuan."
Upon hearing this, Lin Li gave some life-guiding advice, but then he gave another warning:
“But you should be careful and accurate. Last time in the factory, I wanted to accidentally drop it in the machine.
I was disappointed. I accidentally fell on my female colleague's butt. After the epic lung accident, my tongue accidentally slipped out due to gravity and I licked a few times. As a result, because of this mistake, I didn't make 500,000 yuan, but lost 500,000 yuan. "
Thief:"……"
Then you were very careless.
"Don't come up with any crooked ideas here!"
Yang Liang reached out and patted Lin Li on the head in annoyance.
"Then I have a good idea?" Seeing that Yang Liang was about to chase him and beat him, Lin Li dodged to the side, then his expression became more serious, he looked at the thief, and spoke sincerely and gently:
"Brother, shortcuts are always crooked, being down-to-earth is the right way, how can there be no change if you work hard?"
"Don't limit your vision to the present. Look at my uncle Yang. He is the best example..."
Lin Li pointed to Yang Liang.
When Yang Liang saw that Lin Li wanted to use him as a positive example, he couldn't help but straighten his body.
"When he was young, he was just like you, really poor, but my uncle worked hard and went to work for a few years, and his life changed: he is no longer young."
Thief, Yang Liang: “?”
"hiss--"
Lin Li, who was kicked in the butt by Yang Liang, took a breath of cold air.
"You kid, stay here too. From now on, you will be treated as a suspect," Yang Liang scolded with a bad smile, "I shouldn't believe that a person like you can speak human words."
Lin Li: "Uncle, are you still young?"
Lin Li felt that there was nothing wrong with what he had just said.
Yang Liang took a deep breath and gradually smiled: "Lin Li, do you know that the last time I was on duty, my baton accidentally fell out and rolled five or six times on the suspect's face before falling to the ground with a tooth."
Oh my god, why didn’t you say it earlier OoO!
Lin Li felt that there was something wrong with what he had just said.
However, Uncle Yang has a good learning ability, and it is a blessing for him to meet his mentor.
Lin Li then squatted beside the thief.
At the same time, give some suggestions to thieves around you:
"Your head-holding posture is not standard. Don't put your fingers in your hair. Press your wrists down to protect the back of your head. Also, keep your face down. Don't let the cops see our expressions. It will easily irritate them. Also, keep your legs together. Don't spread them apart. This way you will be less of a target."
Thief:"?"
No buddy, why are you so skilled?
"Why hasn't Aosong come back yet?" Seeing that Lin Li had finally behaved himself, Yang Liang muttered to himself, leaning against the police car and using his cell phone.
It is one o'clock in the morning.
As for why the three people gathered here, the situation was similar to the last time: Lin Li got new information about the thieves from Li Sheng, and then brought two people over.
Yan Aosong was cleaning up the mess in the community at the moment, and took the opportunity to briefly explain the current situation to the residents who were woken up.
Because the progress of the mission was only one final time away, Lin Li no longer needed to create unnecessary trouble or engage in bribery or the like, so this time Lin Li did not do anything out of the ordinary and just followed the instructions of the two.
This is also the reason why he is not catching the thief now, but is watching the thief here with Yang Liang.
"Coming, coming." Perhaps Yang Liang's urging on the phone worked, and Yan Aosong soon appeared jogging.
"Where is the remaining suspect?" Yang Liang asked.
"I've asked the residents to help me control it," Yan Aosong came over and signaled the thief to get up and follow him, then he said to Lin Li and Yang Liang:
"Colleagues will be here soon. Yang Liang, you can send Lin Li back first."
"Okay." Yang Liang didn't hesitate to get into the police car, started the engine, and waved at Lin Li, motioning him to get in.
"After this farewell, we may never meet again. Brother, I, Bai Bufan, will give you one last word from the bottom of my heart," Lin Li sighed, his eyes moistened, and before he stood up, he spoke to the thief:
"Remember, you can't buy happiness with money..."
The thief, who was originally confused and curious about what the man was going to say, lost interest instantly and rolled his eyes after hearing chicken soup again.
——“Because you have no money.”
There was no lengthy sermon, only a crisp half sentence followed by Lin Li getting into the police car, which started and drove away.
Thief: "(;☉_☉)?"
Why is this chicken soup still Western-style chicken soup—with a knife in it?
You're pouring out my heart, are you pouring out my fucking heart?
The guy ran away after saying that, and the thief always felt that the other party was being shameless.
In the car.
"Lin Li, when do you plan to receive the banner and reward this time?"
Yang Liang, who learned about the situation from Yan Aosong on the weekend, asked while driving.
"Save it, save it, save it first, and use it later when you have the chance."
Hearing this, Lin Li seemed not to notice Yang Liang's sarcasm. He just touched the back of his head and chuckled.
"You've got this kind of thing to deal with. Sigh," Yang Liang shook his head and cursed with a smile, "When the "later" comes, will it be your turn to threaten my wife and children?"
"As long as you don't resist and agree directly, I usually won't be so evil right away." Lin Li was a little embarrassed and covered his face shyly.
Then Lin Li was stunned and looked up suddenly: "Uncle Yang, you have a child?"
Isn’t Uncle Yang infertile?
"Why can't I have a child?" Upon hearing this question, Yang Liang swallowed his original complaint, not knowing why Lin Li asked this question.
"Is your child... adopted?" Lin Li asked tentatively.
"He's my biological child. He looks so much like me!" So Yang Liang's voice immediately rose octaves.
Then he noticed someone's expression change out of the corner of his eye, and Yang Liang's mouth twitched slightly: "Lin Li, did you look like you were pitying my child just now? Is he that pitiful if he looks like me?"
"That's not what I meant." Lin Li shook his head and decided to get straight to the point: "Uncle Yang, aren't you infertile?"
Yang Liang: “?”
"No?" This is a very important face issue for men. Yang Liang felt that it was time to stop the car and talk it over, so he stopped the car first and then turned to look at Lin Li:
"Who told you this false information?"
"Who is maliciously slandering me out there? A criminal I caught before? Or a colleague?"
“Neither.”
"Who is that?"
Lin Li smiled awkwardly: "I just guessed it myself."
Yang Liang: “?”
"Why would you guess that?"
"Uncle... before answering this question, can I ask you why you suddenly decided to adopt me as your son?" Lin Li asked cautiously.
It was because of this incident that Lin Li felt that there was no one to succeed Yang Liang. When he saw that he was an outstanding young man, he was delighted and tried to make himself carry the banner of his family.
Yang Liang suddenly fell silent.
After a long silence, Yang Liang suddenly smiled in relief, started driving again, shook his head, and said with emotion: "Lin Li, thank you."
"Hmm? Uncle? Thank me for what?"
Yang Liang smiled gently and kindly: "Thank you for not accepting me as your father and letting me escape."
Lin Li blinked, thinking about the past and then the present.
Before I knew it, a lot of time had passed, and perhaps Yang Liang and I could be considered half friends.
Lin Li laughed out loud and said sarcastically, "Uncle, if you keep chatting like this, you'll end up talking to death."
"A promise is a promise, double happiness."
[Keep up the good work and within two months, stop and punish at least eight cases of evil practitioners who attempted to commit crimes and evil deeds in Nansang City (8/8)]
[You have received rewards: Title: Light of Nansang; Physical improvement: Martial arts talent increased by 100%, random ability*1; System currency*200. ]
[The title "Light of Xiling" has been upgraded to "Light of Nansang."]
[Light of Nansang: After wearing it, your whole body will radiate the light of righteousness, the speed of practicing righteous techniques will increase by 100%, and the resistance to evil techniques will increase by 100%. Evil spirits will be particularly afraid of you.
When in Nansang, the title effect is increased by 25%, and when in Xiling, it is increased by an additional 25%. 】
[You have obtained the active ability "Ironclad". ]
[Immovable: Within ten minutes after use, the player's movement speed is reduced to 20% of the original, but the player is immune to damage from any entity, and the ability can be ended early.
The number of uses is accumulated every 48 hours, and the upper limit of the number of uses is 2. 】
It seems that the thief from Uncle Yan's side was also sent to the police car. The conditions were met, and the system sent one message after another.
This task, which was triggered at the beginning of last month, was finally completed at the beginning of this month.
The newly acquired "Immovable" ability is definitely useful in dangerous situations. According to the description, it can be immune to all physical attacks, and the psychic type itself has the passive ability "Soul Wall", which can also be completely immune.
By this calculation, after activating "Iron Wall", I am basically invincible.
As for the details, we will have to wait until later to test it.
Take out your cell phone and transfer money to the stool, and at the same time tell the other party that he doesn't need to collect this information for you all the time.
However, it did not allow Bench to completely disband the network of contacts he had organized.
Lin Li believes that the most cost-effective way is to continue to pay a small amount of money to have the stool undergo minimal maintenance so that it can be used when needed in the future.
"Thank you, uncle. Goodbye. Please drive slowly and don't drive while tired." After arriving downstairs of the residential complex, Lin Li got out of the car and waved to Yang Liang.
"I received your message during the day and changed shifts and went to bed early. I'm not sleepy. It's you young people who are really energetic. You are still energetic at this time." Yang Liang smiled and shook his head, "Go back."
Lin Li smiled.
Regarding being trapped, Lin Li was not really worried.
Not to mention that the [Fruit of Perseverance] has been improving his sleeping efficiency. Although it is very slow, over time, Lin Li can still feel the changes it brings.
What’s more, there is also the “evidence from heaven and man”.
This magic weapon can always help me in some unexpected places.
Early yesterday morning, Tuesday, Lin Li suddenly woke up at two o'clock.
When I woke up, I found myself still in the "heavenly" mode.
This "heavenly sleep" was really comfortable, and one sleep was better than six. From two o'clock till now, Lin Li had been energetic for more than twenty hours, and now he was just a little tired.
"Sleeping like a god" can be so comfortable, Lin Li dare not imagine how pleasant "having sex like a god" must be.
Is one glue better than six glues?
Unfortunately, I haven't had the chance to experience it yet.
But actively breaking the "Certificate of Heaven and Man" and entering the "Heaven and Man" state to fight with glue is a bit inhumane, and there is a slight hurdle in his mind, so Lin Li thinks it is better to look forward to the "Heaven and Man Fighting with Glue" that will randomly drop in the future.
Go upstairs.
Wu Min just finished her short vacation yesterday and went to work, leaving Lin Li alone at home.
When switching to the [Light of Nansang] title experiment, Lin Li discovered that the light from his body was slightly brighter than the [Light of Xiling]. It was somewhat obvious at night, but it would probably not be noticeable in strong light during the day.
Afterwards, since Wu Min was no longer at home and he was still in good spirits, Lin Li packed his things and prepared to set off to the world that was suspected to be all women.
Lin Li took out several packages from the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd" and opened them.
——Because some supplies are difficult to explain to Wu Min, Lin Li will not touch them when Wu Min is at home.
One of them is a flashlight with 200,000 lumens.
To be precise, this is more appropriately described as a flashlight cannon, which a normal person cannot lift with one hand.
Curious about the brightness of the flashlight, which the store had sent fully charged, Lin Li thought about it and headed straight to the balcony.
Pointing the 'cannon' at the sky, Lin Li took a deep breath and fired!
“Shua——”
A condensed, thick, large, white beam of light suddenly pierced into the night.
Lin Li: “This light——”
The emotion came to an abrupt end.
In the distance, a cock crowed:
"Oh! Oh! Oh!——"
Lin Li: “()!”
(End of this chapter)
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