Chapter 394 The classroom is a place for eating and sleeping. Who asked you to study?
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Keep pressing 2 on the calculator.
“Fuck, old man, you’re finally willing to hand over the Burning Art.” When everyone came out of their daze, no one could hold back: “Lin Li, you’re still too life-oriented.”
It’s hard to imagine what kind of ace pilot can come up with this method.
The female voice of the calculator probably never thought it would be useful until it was scrapped.
"So Lin Li, what did you do with Lao Jiantou just now?"
Rubbing his cheeks that were a little sore from smiling, Wang Ze asked about another thing he was curious about.
"Did you change the word order intentionally or accidentally?" Lin Li raised his middle finger, then shrugged his shoulders and said something calmly:
"What else could it be? Just like the last two times, I'll go to the principal's office to receive commendations and praises. Oh, it's so annoying. The third time, I'll be angry if you call me like that again."
When a common man gets angry, blood splatters three steps away. When Lin Li gets angry, Xue Jianxing gets angry!
"I'm not scolding you?" Bai Bufan looked regretful after hearing that. He then frowned slightly and looked at Lin Li: "Wait, why are you going again? Lin Li, are you going to crack down on pornography again? Have you found the second Song Luping?"
“Stop looking at people with your tinted glasses.” Lin Li stretched out his index finger and waved it in front of him: “This time I am…”
After briefly explaining what happened, Bai Bufan's eyes widened:
"You have done so many interesting things? Why didn't you call me!"
Lin Li wanted to wave his hand when he heard this, but suddenly stopped, then scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "Bufan, in fact, you participated in it."
Bai Bufan: "Eh? Me? Have I (；☉_☉)?"
Next second.
Bai Bufan: "Hey! You! Your mother (へ╬)!"
"You're using my name again, aren't you? Lin Li! Are you? Lin Li, you're a beast! You're a complete beast!!!"
When Bai Bufan suddenly guessed the truth behind Lin Li's words, he immediately rushed forward angrily, grabbed Lin Li's collar and pressed him against the wall, his veins bulging.
I haven't even entered the world yet, but the world is already full of my legend.
Bai Bufan finally understood that in this situation it might not be because I was too strong, but it could be because I made the wrong friends.
Bai Bufan is very angry now because he is really unwilling to accept this.
He felt it was unfair.
Lin Li used his name when he was cheating people and abandoning his wife and children. He felt that sooner or later he would end up like Zhang Wei and the website "Bai Bufan is a bastard.com" would appear.
But Bai Bufan usually doesn't have much chance to do anything using Lin Li's name.
At most, he spread rumors about Lin Li having a serious illness when chatting privately with a Douyin roast chicken blogger.
Also, Bai Bufan once wrote Lin Li’s name and number on the walls of many public toilet stalls: "Ms. Lin is available nationwide at 135...", but he only used the surname and not the given name, so it can barely be considered half.
Moreover, even if it was just this half, Bai Bufan didn't know how Lin Li managed to identify himself as the suspect as soon as he received the harassing text messages.
I couldn't help laughing when I was questioned, and I couldn't help crying when I was beaten. I even had to go to the bathroom to erase all the phone names while shedding my tears.
So when you think about it, I’m really at a loss, right?
Lin Li, who was pressed against the wall, had clear eyes. Facing the furious questioning, he was stunned for a moment, then suddenly reached out and pressed his right palm against Bai Bufan's chin and half of his cheek: "Your...name?"
Lin Li: "Jun's previous life is a servant!! Jun is a detective!!"
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
If his own world is a novel, Bai Bufan now suspects that it was written by AI.
Otherwise, who can explain why Lin Li suddenly sang "Previous Life", one of the theme songs of "Your Name", to himself affectionately at this time? ?
What is this unfolding?
"You're fucking sick, Lin Li, haha!" Bai Bufan should have asked angrily, but he ended up looking completely powerless because he couldn't help laughing.
Bai Bufan slapped Lin Li's hand away with a resentful look in his eyes:
"It's fine if you use my name, but you don't even play with me."
"Next time I'll ask the police dog department if there are any vacancies and help you apply. Then I can take you out to bite people in the future, okay?" Lin Li looked doting on you.
"Get out!" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth.
In this world, some people prefer sweet rice dumplings, while others prefer salty ones, and the dispute has been going on for thousands of years.
But Bai Bufan announced at this moment that he had resolved the party dispute over whether rice dumplings should be sweet or salty.
Because Lin Li can be salty or sweet, it is a mixed bag.
Let's all enjoy the mixed dumplings together~
There was less than five minutes between morning self-study and the first class. The preparatory bell and Xue Jian appeared in the classroom at the same time, and everyone dispersed and returned to their seats.
"I'll hand out the homework first, then briefly talk about a few things. You can study on your own the rest of the time..."
"You sucked away all of Old Jiantou's Yang Qi? How come your energy and spirit have dropped so much since I told you to leave this morning?" Bai Bufan asked knowingly, "Lin Li, as a man, absorbing Yang Qi will be unacceptable to heaven and earth."
Bai Bufan firmly believes that only female ghosts can absorb yang energy.
Because in this way, the woman will have a positive erection after being sucked, while the man will have a negative erection after being sucked. Although the following content is not suitable for children, this is in line with the cognition.
Lin Li was too lazy to pay attention, because Xue Jian had already started talking about the second monthly exam of this semester:
"The date for the second monthly exam has been set. It will be next Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, the 11th, 12th and 13th. You can prepare everything you need..."
Lin Li looked at the system and frowned slightly.
——The system is not responding.
For the first monthly exam and midterm exam, the system would pop up tasks for me when Xue Jian was making arrangements during the class meeting.
The system did not respond until Xue Jian finished speaking.
Alas, I shouldn’t have been the top student in the grade.
I really should have added some water last time.
Lin Li felt a little regretful. He always felt that if he had ranked second or third in the grade last time, leaving room for improvement by one or two places, the system would have given him a task like getting to the top of all subjects.
This kind of task has quite a lot of rewards, and it is not difficult for me to complete it now.
"I've made up my mind." Lin Li touched his chin and spoke softly.
"What did you decide?" Bai Bufan looked over.
"I will deliberately do poorly in this monthly exam." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and said firmly.
Lin Li meant what he said.
After all, the ranking in the monthly exam is not important, but if you can trigger the task during the final exam, it will be a huge profit.
Lin Li felt that the logic was very reasonable and the system should agree with it: his academic ability was sucked away by the teacher in the film, causing his grades to decline and being laughed at by everyone in the sect, so he angrily said, "Don't bully the young and poor, I will prove myself at the end of the semester."
With such a classic plot in the world of immortal cultivation, shouldn’t the system give a task to liven up the fun?
"Why?" Bai Bufan didn't know this, so he asked out of curiosity.
"Because I want to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger, I want to show my weakness to the enemy first..." Lin Li smiled evilly:
"My brother's experience taught me that the peak brings false supporters, and the dusk can witness true believers. I can also take this opportunity to see who are the fake friends who approach me because of their grades."
"This way I can beat my opponents and screen my teammates, so why not do it?"
Bai Bufan: “…”
As far as Class 4 is concerned, no one will get close to or distance themselves from anyone because of their grades, so adult chickens are still somewhat attractive.
But then Bai Bufan suddenly laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" Lin Li asked.
"I remembered the experience of pretending to be a tiger." Bai Bufan lowered his head and tapped his forehead with the back of his hand, smiling and recounting:
"I once deliberately underestimated my score after taking an exam. When others asked me about it, I said sadly that I did poorly. I wanted to be a bitch and surprise everyone when the results came out.
As a result, the actual score was even lower."
"You're not pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, buddy," Lin Li shook his head and said contemptuously, "You're pretending to be a pig and eating feed."
Bai Bufan raised his middle finger: "Fuck!"
Zhou Baowei pricked up his ears: "Feed? Where can I find feed?"
…
noon.
The afternoon sun shines through the window, bright and golden.
The blackboard newspapers and wall paintings came to an end, the noisy noon also calmed down, and only the lunch trio was left.
Wang Yuezhi had a gloomy face, but still tried to eavesdrop on the whispers of the young couple behind him on the left.
"What are you writing?" Chen Yuying walked lightly to Bai Bufan's empty seat, holding a book and an exercise book, and sat down.
She turned sideways, her curious eyes falling on Lin Li's hands that were writing furiously on a piece of white paper.
"Speech. I may have to give a speech next Monday." Lin Li looked up and answered.
"Hmm?" Chen Yuying leaned forward slightly and looked at the contents on the manuscript paper.
"..."
"I heard someone say: Mr. Lin Li, I need a job and a piece of bread! Yes, you are right, life is really too important! But I want to tell you, there is something in this world that is more important than life! That is tuition!"
"My fellow Nansangs! Do you know how much a loaf of bread costs in school right now? Five hundred thousand marks! A full five hundred thousand marks!"
"And our principal, when he saw Forbes, he thought it was a poverty alleviation list, when he saw Fu of Afang Palace, he thought it was the inscription of the humble house, when he went to Wall Street, he thought it was a slum, when hackers stole $1 billion from him, he thought it was his automatic deduction, he thought Mbappé's worth was no different from 200 years ago, when a dime leaked from his pocket, Empress Dowager Cixi picked it up and paid off her foreign debt, and when he was walking, a handful of Heart of Africa fell out of his pocket..."
"He spent our tuition money on a life of luxury! But he forced us to study!"
"When a loaf of bread costs 500,000 marks, we have to pull the bolt faster than anyone else!"
"..."
Chen Yuying: “?”
Wait a moment!
The speech will take place in the school playground, not in a Munich tavern!
"Principal, he... doesn't seem to be that bad..."
Chen Yuying spoke weakly, trying to speak well of Principal Mediterranean King, who was quite friendly and had a good relationship with the students.
"I know, but research shows that powerful speeches usually have a clear enemy, so I'm wronging the principal."
Lin Li nodded, then closed his eyes with some confidence and imagined the scene:
"I have a feeling that I will be greeted with thunderous applause, and even after I step down, the echoes will linger in my ears for three days."
Chen Yuying blinked and said, "After you finish reading the first sentence of this speech, you will probably be asked to leave the stage by Teacher Xue or the principal himself."
“It doesn’t matter. Even if I don’t say a word, I will still get endless applause.” Lin Li opened his eyes, his smile still firm.
"Why, do you want to show the speech to everyone in advance?" Chen Yuying was a little curious.
"No, because I have already placed an order for 100,000 cold-resistant mosquitoes. On the day of the speech, I will put them all in the playground and let them swarm out." Lin Li replied.
Chen Yuying: “…Huh?”
If that's the case...
It seems that everyone's reaction is really enthusiastic, with constant applause...
Unable to hold back, she burst out laughing. Chen Yuying's shoulders shrugged slightly, like a branch of flowers brushed by the spring breeze. What a treat!
After laughing, she curiously asked, "So what happened this morning? Why did they dare to entrust you with such a task as giving a speech?"
This is too bold.
How could I make such a low-level mistake?
"Actually, it was just before..." Lin Li began to narrate again.
“…”
"So you later helped the police catch the thief." After hearing this, Chen Yuying was suddenly enlightened and surprised.
Lin Li crumpled up the speech manuscript into a ball and accurately threw it deep into Bai Bufan's drawer.
I just wrote it for fun. It will definitely not pass the political review of Lao Jiantou and cannot be used.
His free hand naturally stroked Chen Yuying's cheek, feeling the delicate warmth and softness.
Although lunch break hasn't officially started yet, the back door has been locked by Badao Linli, so he can touch her anywhere he wants.
"Didn't I tell you the next day? Why are you surprised?"
Lin Li had indeed told Chen Yuying about pretending to be a ghost to catch a thief and joining hands with Shan Qing to fight against hooligans during the lunch break.
As she spoke, the hand that was pinching her face slid down, and the warm palm pressed against her jawline and half of her cheek.
Tsk tsk, the touch is totally different compared to Bai Bufan’s dog face.
"Who would believe what you said?"
Chen Yuying subconsciously glanced at the locked back door, but still shook her head and gently pulled Lin Li's hand down.
But he did not let go. Instead, he used his own hands to lightly wrap around Lin Li's hands and placed them securely on his legs.
Then he raised his eyes and said angrily: "I thought you were telling me a made-up story..."
Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly: "Eh? You thought it was made up, but you listened so carefully those few times, and you even asked me a lot of details. So you didn't believe it?"
Chen Yuying puffed up her cheeks slightly and tilted her head to look at Lin Li: "You are talking so seriously, so I must listen carefully too. Besides, just because I think it is made up doesn't mean I think it is not interesting. I am very happy to listen to it."
In the second half of the sentence, the frank voice was extremely gentle.
"Ahhh baby, you are a sweet, soft little cake that gives emotional value~"
Lin Li started with a battle roar - although the word "start" was used here, he was reluctant to actually raise his hands.
Chen Yuying paused slightly when she heard this.
“Sizzle——”
The next second, a slightly abrupt sound of a chair being dragged was heard.
Chen Yuying came closer without warning.
The distance between the two of them shortened instantly. The girl's faint, elegant fragrance, like that of a newly blossoming gardenia, suddenly became stronger as she approached, and strands of it wrapped around Lin Li's nose, lingering.
She tilted her face slightly upwards, her gaze met Lin Li's directly, her clear pupils clearly reflecting his momentary stunned look.
The light pink lips parted slightly, and the voice that came out had a slight tremor that should have been imperceptible, but it clearly struck Lin Li's heart:
"So... do you want some cake?"
Lin Li, who was still imitating Ding Sihan, was stunned for a moment.
The chest cavity is like a god beating a drum inside, boom, boom! boom!
The suddenly enlarged, fragrant face occupied the entire field of vision, causing Lin Li's brain to go blank for a short time, and his ability to think evaporated instantly. Fortunately, his body's instinct was faster than his mind:
"think."
Of course I do, very much.
Chen Yuying smiled brightly upon hearing this, and unconsciously tightened her grip on Lin Li's hands. She lowered her eyes slightly, and her voice became soft due to shyness:
"Then... give it to you."
Lin Li opened his eyes wide, with incredible surprise and expectation, watching Chen Yuying slowly stand up.
Could it be that... Masaka...
Reverse wall dong...
Chen Yuying took a deep breath, and her fair cheeks were flushed with a charming blush.
Then he turned around in an instant, walked briskly back to his seat, took out a cake from the drawer, walked briskly back, and handed the cake to Lin Li.
"Here, eat."
Lin Li: “Huh?”
Lin Liren was dumbfounded.
Um?
Huh?
ah!
When he came to his senses, he looked up and felt the smile in the other person's eyes. He leaned back and leaned heavily against the wall.
He covered his eyes and forehead with his left hand, then chuckled.
But just like a stone thrown into a calm lake, the ripples will quickly expand, and Lin Li's laughter gradually became louder.
Of course, the laughter was helpless.
Finally, Lin Li had laughed enough and opened his eyes. He took the cake from Chen Yuying with a snap of his hand and nodded through gritted teeth: "Thank you, thank you, ah!"
"You're welcome~" Chen Yuying put her hands behind her back, tilted her head and spoke with a smile.
The afternoon sun poured generously on her, dancing on the corners of her slightly raised lips, outlining her soft profile, and even her hair seemed to be glowing.
That smile was clean and pure, with the cunning and satisfaction unique to a young girl.
Lin Li felt that if anyone took a look like this, the resentment of being fooled would disappear and they would willingly indulge in it.
"Very bad." He couldn't hide the smile in his tone.
"I learned it from you." Chen Yuying smiled with curved eyebrows.
Defamation, this must be defamation.
Lin Li thought for a moment, sat up straight, and asked seriously, "Squad Leader, do you think I'm a soft and fragrant cake?"
"No." Chen Yuying denied without hesitation, "You are a big, stinky, hard cake."
Noticing Lin Li's resentful gaze, Chen Yuying pretended not to notice it and started to do her homework busyly.
“…”
Chen Yuying was slightly nervous when she could sense a hand reaching out to her from the corner of her eye. The hand just gently fell on the top of her head and rubbed her soft hair, and said in a gentle voice:
"cute."
An indescribable sweetness suddenly spread in my heart, creating ripples.
Chen Yuying stopped writing and couldn't help turning her head, her gaze lingering on the profile of the boy beside her for a long time.
"Here you go."
"The fragrant and soft little cakes and the stinky and hard big cakes are the best in the world."
As if sensing her focused gaze, Lin Li also raised his head and looked over.
Their eyes met, and a silent warmth flowed quietly in the air.
An extremely gentle smile appeared on Chen Yuying's lips.
Then, Lin Li also smiled, his brows and eyes relaxed, like stars ignited by her smile.
…
Hello everyone, I am Wang Yuezhi.
I think eating in the classroom is not allowed.
(End of this chapter)
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