Chapter 406 Rainy Days Are Not That Cute
December 9th, Monday.
The sky was gloomy and the continuous rain fell in a patter, forming a dense net that covered the street on the way to school.
Lin Li was wearing a raincoat and riding his bike through the wet streets, his wheels rolling over the puddles, splashing water.
If there are pedestrians walking nearby, Lin Li will slow down immediately. Even bicycles are so considerate. This is the king of quality of Xiling, the last pure land of Xiling.
Looking at the large group of pedestrians holding umbrellas on the street, Lin Li was actually very confused.
It is the rain that gets them wet on rainy days, and it is also the rain that causes them trouble. But instead of putting away the rain, they use umbrellas. I feel sad for the umbrellas. The bad nature of human beings is fully displayed at this moment. Alas.
Given the weather conditions, it seems that there is no need for drill today, and naturally there is no need for speech. There is no regret or pity, and Lin Li is happy about it.
classroom.
"According to unofficial historical records, Zhang Fei was once the governor of Baxi. Because he was a dark-faced man, yet extremely brave and a true man, the people and his officials at the time all respectfully called him the Black Man!"
"Have you noticed that those domestically produced black mambas that look very similar to Lao Da on the Internet are almost all from Sichuan, Yunnan and Guizhou. This is actually the influence left over from the Three Kingdoms period.
This incident is also recorded in "Pipa Xing" - the gate is deserted and the horses are few and far between, the elder Lao married a merchant, and the younger Lao are all descendants of Zhang Fei, and his chickens are flowing in their blood! Because."
Bai Bufan's voice was still clear, allowing Lin Li not to miss the daily history of the Three Kingdoms.
"Where is the Chuanyungui area?" Wang Ze was a little confused when he heard this.
"Sichuan, Yunnan, Guizhou, haven't you learned any geography?" Bai Bufan paused and frowned, suspecting that he would launch an AOE attack on the group of sports students next.
"Damn, isn't the convention to call them Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan? Why did you change the order? After I heard it, I thought it was some kind of cloud-piercing arrow--" Wang Ze said speechlessly.
Bai Bufan glanced over coldly: "Who can trust Chuan behind them these days? If Chuan is behind Yungui, who will be responsible if Yungui gets upset? You, Wang Ze?"
Lin Li, who walked into the classroom, nodded when he heard this, looked at Wang Ze with disdain, and echoed Bai Bufan's statement:
"Exactly. Haven't you heard of it? Round face, white socks, and a beard, Lin Xinru on Chunxi Road; white socks, glasses, and gold earrings, Fan Bingbing on Tianfu Avenue. Zhao Lei said it all, there's more to Chengdu than just last night's wine that makes people cry."
"I imagine Zhao Lei was drunk the next day when he farted and an uninflated balloon filled with shower gel popped out. He then recalled a dream he had the previous night where he was pooping, and the harder he pushed, the more poop came inside. He instantly understood everything and wrote this song while crying."
"Even so, you let Chuan be behind Yungui. Did Yungui provoke you?"
Having said this, Lin Liren also walked to Wang Ze's side, shook his head, sneered, and patted Wang Ze on the shoulder:
"But it's also true. It's normal for you, Wang Ze, to support me. After all, it's you."
Wang Ze: “(；☉_☉)?”
So, you're considering it from this perspective.
Sichuan should indeed be ranked ahead of all other provinces, and I'm afraid Shanghai and Kyoto are unwilling to compete with it.
"Grass!"
"Come on, take your rice rolls." Lin Li took out a breakfast and gave it to Wang Ze.
"Thank you. In return, would you like to see if my rice noodle rolls are chewy?" Wang Ze took it and chuckled.
Lin Li frowned, the smell was too strong. He knew he had to write Wang Ze first when writing his name from now on. He kicked Wang Ze on the butt and told him to get lost, then continued to distribute breakfast.
"Bao Wei Zeyu, divide the buns between you two."
"Bufan, your noodle soup."
Looking at the noodle soup in front of him, Bai Bufan frowned, realizing that things were not simple. He narrowed his eyes and said, "Lin Li, isn't it fried noodles I want?"
Lin Li: "On rainy days, fried noodles tend to turn into soup easily. Please be considerate."
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
"Wait a minute! I thought you just ordered the wrong thing! So that's how this noodle soup is made? So the liquid isn't soup, it's rainwater?! Holy shit! How the hell is this considerate?! Is this even edible?!"
Lin Li frowned slightly, feeling that Bai Bufan was being a bit naive, so he asked seriously, "Bufan, let me ask you, pus water, gutter water, Ganges water, fecal water, rainwater, which one is the cleanest?"
Bai Bufan: “?”
"……rainwater?"
"You also know that rainwater is the cleanest!" Lin Li immediately looked at Bai Bufan with a look of "If you understand, why ask this?" "That's it, isn't it? Here, take it."
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
After a brief moment of daze, Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in anymore and looked a little crazy:
"You're saying 'that's all'! Damn it! Don't you know what options you're giving me? You even said the word 'shit water'! Do you have to be so bad? Can't you just drink some human water?!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Li walked towards Bao Wei, who was eating a bun and watching the show. The two looked at each other for a second.
stare--
Lin Li shook his head, passed it by, and turned to his deskmate Qin Zeyu, shaking the breakfast in his hand, and pleaded:
"Zeyu, drink the soup and spit out some saliva. Bufan insisted on drinking some human water. There's really nothing we can do about him."
Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan: "..."
Bai Bufan☉_☉: "Hey buddy, this isn't the kind of human water I want."
Zhou Baowei lost all his composure and became very emotional:
"Hey Lin Li, can you explain why you stared at me for so long and then chose Zeyu out of disgust? Am I a human? Am I?"
"This is soup noodles, right? How could fried noodles with rainwater have this effect?" Qin Zeyu said in surprise as he chewed on a bun. After inspecting Lin Li's breakfast, he said, "And our buns didn't turn into soup dumplings, so they couldn't have gotten water in them."
"That's right, Zeyu, I declare you the human of Class 4, Grade 1! So smart!" Lin Li praised, then handed the bag and chopsticks to Bai Bufan:
"We're out of fried noodles. You'll have to wait a while. I don't have time to wait, so I'll change it for you."
In fact, it’s not that he is particularly short of time. For example, there is still some time before morning self-study, so Lin Li is not late at all.
But Lin Li couldn't miss the morning's unofficial history segment just so Bai Bufan could have the breakfast he wanted, right?
Although Bai Bufan could tell the story again, how could a replay have the same sense of ceremony as a live broadcast?
"walk slowly."
But when Bai Bufan heard that there was still breakfast to be had, he immediately accepted it and was even a little happy.
This is the psychological principle of refusing to retreat - if you want to open a window, you must open an account first. Poor Bai Bufan was played around by Lin Li.
Lin Li sat back in his seat, waiting for the morning self-study class to begin, feeling somewhat bored.
I glanced at the system casually and found that this week's free refresh opportunity has not been used yet.
The current six commodity slots are "Random Quality Spirit Stone", "Fortune Talisman", "Universal Magical Weapon", "Ability Amplifier (+2)", "Life Extension Pill", and "Feather Restoration Pill".
The last five will most likely be useful in the future, and the most suitable refresh object is the "Random Quality Spirit Stone". After all, compared with the spiritual energy accumulated in the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd", what it can provide is really too little.
However, the "Spirit Spring" is unexpectedly long-lasting, and to this day, it is still emitting spiritual energy continuously.
Although Lin Li's threshold was greatly increased after seeing the amount of spiritual energy on the Upside-Down Mountain, he felt that this amount of spiritual energy was indeed thin and scarce, but it was persistent.
This was also the reason why he did not choose to replace it in the early morning. After comprehensive consideration, in order to avoid the possible risk of eating up all the resources in the future, Lin Li decided to buy a "Random Quality Spirit Stone" every day last Sunday, Monday and Tuesday and store it in the [Warehouse] without using it.
In this way, if you really can't go back to the world of cultivating immortals, and the "Spirit Spring" dries up one day, you can still buy "Fortune Talisman" to improve your luck and then use these stocks to obtain "Spirit Spring" or "Superior Spirit Stone" to continue to meet your spiritual energy needs.
Three is definitely enough. Lin Li now has a "probability designation" mechanism in the [Mall]. If you use the three slowly, even if you take the guaranteed bonus, you can accumulate a chance to refresh the designated keyword. At that time, specifying an aura or something like that can solve the problem again.
"Ah—I'm so sleepy."
After finishing breakfast and throwing away the trash, Bai Bufan sat back down, feeling full and warm and sleepy. After a yawn, he began his usual Monday barking: "I don't want to go to school, I don't want to study, I'm going to blow this school up..."
Then he looked at Lin Li and said, "Lin Li, I feel that the system in today's society is not perfect enough."
Lin Li looked over with a little interest, somewhat curious as to why the discussion suddenly shifted to the keyboard politics segment.
"I have three suggestions," Bai Bufan said with a deep look in his eyes:
"Let the elderly go to work. They wake up early, are not sleepy, and the bus ride is free."
"Let middle-aged people go to school. They always regret not having learned enough and not going to college. Let them go back and make up for their regrets."
"Let the young people go to nursing homes. We don't know how to do anything. We just like to eat, sleep, play, eat and sleep. But we can rely on ourselves to eat and go to the toilet. The nursing home can save the cost of caregivers and upgrade the young people's electronic equipment."
"Lin Li, do you think this system would be better?"
Lin Li: “…”
"You're right, you're right, it's quite a perfect closed loop." Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
If it is successfully implemented, Lin Li estimates that the problem of population aging will be greatly alleviated: Anyone who can resist committing suicide when he is old is a god.
"OK, I understand now that you said that," Bai Bufan nodded heavily, a fire of salvation burning in his eyes:
"I've decided. Studying medicine won't save the nation. I'm going to give it up and go into politics. I'm going to take the civil service exam. I'm going to implement this policy and benefit everyone! I want to benefit generations to come and unify the world!"
"Bufan, by the time you pass the civil service exam, you will no longer be a young person," Lin Li reminded him.
Bai Bufan's tone instantly became calm and cold: "Then the young man should be whipped and forced to go to work."
Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
Forget this part./
…
After lunch, on the way back to the classroom.
"Didn't the rain start falling in the middle of the night? How did you manage to get to the classroom without an umbrella? And how did you get there this morning?"
Lin Li said with disgust as he walked into the classroom with Chen Tianming holding an umbrella and carefully avoiding the puddles.
"I came here this morning just to borrow Bufan's umbrella. I didn't leave my umbrella in the dormitory. I didn't bring an umbrella with me at all. It rained when I went home a week ago, but I didn't bring it back to school." Chen Tianming seemed a little helpless.
The next monthly exam was in two days, so it was normal for Chen Tianming to go to the classroom at noon this week. However, since he didn't bring an umbrella, he followed Lin Li after lunch.
"I hope you'll learn from this. People can't teach you, but you can learn it once you've experienced it. I used to forget to bring my umbrella too," Lin Li recalled.
“But in my previous life, I once forgot to bring my parachute when skydiving. I was really scared and helpless at the time. Fortunately, it didn’t rain that day.
After that, I always kept an umbrella in the classroom to ensure I always had one available.”
Lin Li came in the morning wearing a raincoat, and now he was holding the spare umbrella that he had placed in the classroom locker.
Chen Tianming: “(；☉_☉)?”
"Wait, wait a minute! You didn't bring an umbrella when you went skydiving? That's not a question of whether it's going to rain or not! What are you so lucky about!"
Lin Li said calmly, "On rainy days, blood will easily get everywhere, which is very troublesome."
Chen Tianming inexplicably calmed down: "That's true."
"Alas, but there's no need for me to buy another one at the store. It's a waste of money. I'll just make do with this week. It probably won't rain for the next week. I wrote a note in my schoolbag this morning. I'll put my umbrella in my schoolbag the first thing I do when I get home this week."
Chen Tianming stated his decision and then expressed his concerns:
“I hope I remember to bring my school bag this week and remember to look through it.”
Who can understand the despair of having to prepare everything and put it in your coat pocket tonight because you have something to do tomorrow, and then having to wear the wrong coat to go out the next day?
Chen Tianming understood.
And on the weekend after the exam, remembering to check your school bag after returning home is an even bigger challenge.
"Tianming, I suggest you write 'right below' on the root of your thigh. You will have to go to the toilet when you get home. This way, when you go to the toilet, you will see it and remember to bring an umbrella." Lin Li gave a suggestion.
Chen Tianming's lower eyelid twitched slightly. "Explain why I thought of bringing an umbrella after seeing these three words."
"Because that's the number of times there's been a traitor among you. Normal people would naturally associate it with no condom when they see it. Wouldn't that make them immediately remember to bring an umbrella?" Lin Li said calmly.
"Stop slandering and stigmatizing normal people here!" Chen Tianming really couldn't remain calm.
"If you still feel uneasy, you can write 'no condom' and add an upward arrow."
"Huh..." Chen Tianming breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile:
"Haha, Lin Li, you're so handsome. Have you ever considered going for a punk or street style? I think you'd be really suitable for lip piercings. For example, you could get a hundred or eighty on your upper and lower lips."
To be honest, if I really wrote it, I would definitely remember to bring an umbrella when I urinate. It has nothing to do with Lin Li’s way of association, but Chen Tianming would think about why he did this stupidly, then remember today’s conversation, and then bring an umbrella.
Of course, the effectiveness of the suggestion does not mean that the person who made the suggestion will not be scolded, so Chen Tianming still wants to attack.
Lin Li frowned slightly. As a cultivator, how could he not hear the innuendo in Chen Tianming's words?
The dignity of a cultivator cannot be insulted!
The counterattack begins!
Chen Tianming frowned, looked up at the gray clouds and continuous rain in the sky, and said thoughtfully: "Lin Li, look up, what can you see?"
"Umbrella." Lin Li looked up and answered after seeing the black umbrella.
"Why can't I see?"
"How should I know?"
"Then let me ask you, why are all the umbrellas leaning towards you?"
"The wind is so strong, it's blowing."
"There's no wind at all, you bastard! Move the umbrella closer to me. You didn't give me much to begin with, and my right shoulder and lower body are all wet!"
"Are you wet down there?"
“…”
Chen Tianming suddenly calmed down: "Lin Li, tell me, if you can't make dirty jokes in your life, what will be left?"
"Have you read "Dream of the Yellow Chamber," one of the Four Great Classical Novels? There's a line in it: 'It's like the birds have eaten all their food and have flown away to the forest, leaving the earth covered in yellow, so clean.' I think that's the answer."
Seeing that Chen Tianming suddenly started talking to him about such a lofty topic as life, Lin Li also became a little more serious.
"Reasonable."
…
Arrive at the classroom.
I shook off the wet umbrella, opened it and placed it in a ventilated place at the stairs to dry. I would put it away later so it wouldn't block other people's way for too long.
I went back to the classroom and took a look. There were already a few people in the classroom, but I was the only one from the lunch trio.
He simply stood in the corridor, bent over, and looked at the water droplets gathered under the iron handrail, about to fall, and bounced towards him one by one with the action of popping his head.
The plump water droplets shattered one by one.
Fun, love to play.
Even if you cultivate immortality, you should not forget your original intention.
When he was little, Lin Li would simply press the bottom with his palm and then swipe across to clear the entire line of water droplets while walking. But after he swipe across a pile of bird droppings one time, Lin Li has grown up and become much more stable.
"What are you doing?" A clear and pleasant voice like a mountain spring sounded behind him, with a hint of curious smile.
Lin Li turned around and saw Chen Yuying standing not far away holding a light-colored umbrella. Raindrops slid down the ribs of the umbrella, and her fair cheeks were made even clearer by the cool air of the rainy day. Her eyes were clear, like obsidian soaked in rainwater, and she was looking at him with a smile.
——When he saw Chen Yuying in his mind, Lin Li always felt that there were many words to describe her.
All good things are connected with it.
Next to Chen Yuying stood Ding Sihan, who was also arranging an umbrella.
Lin Li looked at her.
Um.
people.
It's a human!
Although Lin Li didn't say anything, Ding Sihan felt that the look was quite dirty, so she raised her middle finger at Lin Li, cursed back a few words, and then went back to the classroom alone.
sensible.
I withdraw my previous comment. It is too economical to describe Ding Sihan as just "a person". I have to add the word "good"!
He is a good person!
"I'm wondering if it will rain this weekend." Lin Li came back to his senses and answered Chen Yuying's question with a smile.
"Do you want it to rain or not?" Chen Yuying walked closer and asked softly.
"I don't like rainy days," Lin Li shook his head without hesitation. "I need to hold an umbrella on rainy days and can't hug you with both hands. It's annoying."
Her cheeks suddenly turned red, and Chen Yuying pursed her lips. Perhaps it was because of the icing sugar that was not wiped off from the lunch dishes, which made her lips taste slightly sweet.
Although Chen Yuying often hits straight balls, it does not mean that she can calmly deal with Lin Li's occasional straight balls.
So she lowered her eyelashes slightly, and when she raised her eyes again, her eyes were full of tears:
"Then I'll hold an umbrella for you?"
"I want you to hold me with both hands, too."
"So we all wear raincoats?"
"One raincoat on my hands, one on my body. Counting yours, that means I have four more layers of raincoat when I hold you, which is even worse."
The girl moaned softly, pinching her chin with her bare hands and tilting her head, as if thinking and weighing things.
Finally, she raised her head, smiled gently at Lin Li, and nodded vigorously:
"You're right, rainy days are annoying."
It was as if what he hated was what she also thought was the most hated thing in the world.
"Really? Rainy days, so annoying." Lin Li also laughed.
"Hmm~"
Not far away, at the stairs.
Wang Yuezhi, who had just come out with an umbrella, had a blank expression on his face. Raindrops dripped down the tip of the umbrella, forming a small puddle at his feet.
Everyone.
Don't forget.
The WeChat name of the prison king has always been:
"Rainy day."
(End of this chapter)
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