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Why would you get angry just because you were eating a meal?
And why did he suddenly start pointing at the eel rice and speaking earnestly in a language that humans couldn't understand?
Things like "You can take away the general of an army, but you can't take away the will of an ox from its raw meat," "Heaven moves with vigor, and the meat is cooked; a gentleman should constantly strive for self-improvement," and "An old horse in the stable still has ambitions to run a thousand miles; there's no translation, damn it"...
Forget it, after all, it's just these two. Even if the "three people" now see Lin Li and Bai Bufan suddenly decide to become sworn brothers with Eel Meat, they won't be surprised. At most, they will stay away from the two and pretend not to know them.
Eat it if you like.
The girls shook their heads, exchanged helpless glances, lowered their heads and continued chatting among themselves, ignoring the two of them.
…
The barley tea in the cup was almost empty, and Lin Li stood up to get another cup.
"Wait, pour me a cup too." Seeing this, Bai Bufan quickly drank the remaining brown sugar water in the cup and handed the cup to Lin Li:
"The sugary syrup is sticky and doesn't quench my thirst at all. This time I want the free real iced barley tea from this shop. Thanks, Dad."
Since clear instructions were given, Lin Li's code had no choice but to run normally, and soon came back with two drinks.
"Yeah..."
Lin Li smacked his lips and glanced at the bowl of miso soup in front of him with disdain.
"Why, this doesn't taste good?" Bai Bufan asked after catching Lin Li's expression.
"Well, not very good," Lin Li said bluntly, "It's like salty pot water. I feel like I have to have something with it before I can swallow it."
Anyway, I don’t know if it’s because of the miso soup in this store, but after Lin Li drank it, he couldn’t say "five ants" and "oh vaguely" against his will.
"Then leave it for a while, maybe it will taste better." Bai Bufan suggested.
"Have you drunk it before? Will it be better after it cools down?" Lin Li asked curiously when he saw that Bai Bufan's suggestion was quite serious.
Bai Bufan: "No, I heard that time will dilute everything. Didn't you say it's too salty? Once time dilutes it, maybe it will taste a lot better."
Lin Li: “…”
Your mother.
That time is too fast.
Seeing Lin Li's middle fingers, Bai Bufan felt like he had encountered a perfect appetizer while drinking. He drank his iced barley tea, feeling satisfied and shaking his head: "Tea is still delicious."
Hearing this, Lin Li glanced at him sideways, a sneer on his face.
"Any opinions?" It was too obvious, and Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes.
"Nothing." Lin Li smiled and waved his hands, but his eyes were full of pity and disdain. "I just feel the pathetic and thick barrier between you and me, an adult."
"No?" Bai Bufan frowned. "I just said five words. I understand that you can read my homesickness, but how can I read the thick barrier?"
"Because only you kids know how to say 'drink tea.'" Lin Li said calmly.
"Oh? Then I'm curious, what do you adults say?" Bai Bufan chuckled and drew out the tone.
Lin Li: "Adult products."
“…”
“…”
"Haven't you heard of it?" Lin Li asked.
“…”
In the silence, the temperature in the store seemed to drop several degrees.
"Your mother is so cold..." Bai Bufan shivered, wrapped his coat around himself, glanced at Lin Li, then shook his head and turned away without wanting to look.
Is this Lin Li’s counterattack against his own time? Haha.
"Stop telling jokes," Chen Yuying said with a faint smile. She had already wiped the corners of her mouth carefully with a tissue. She looked up at the two boys and raised her chin slightly: "I'll leave the rest to you."
The girls were almost full.
"OK." Lin Li and Bai Bufan nodded, then entered Baowei mode and started to be lazy.
“…”
“Click.”
Hearing the sound of Lin Li and Bai Bufan placing their chopsticks on the porcelain plate, Ding Sihan looked up from his phone. The two were already wiping their mouths, so he confirmed, "Is it done?"
"Uh-huh."
"I'm full."
They both nodded.
"Okay, Wanqiu, give me the receipt and I'll go and pay the bill." Ding Sihan reached out and hooked the bill receipt on Qu Wanqiu's side.
"Wait a moment--"
Lin Li elegantly held the tissue between his two fingers and slowly wiped his lips twice. Then, with a flick of his wrist, the tissue fell precisely in front of Bai Bufan.
Then Lin Li kept the two fingers in that position, reached into his pocket calmly, and took out a bank card.
With a flick of his wrist, the bank card fell on the table in front of Ding Sihan.
When he noticed Ding Sihan's gaze, Lin Li's eyes were three parts cold, three parts ridiculing, and four parts indifferent. He tapped the table lazily with his fingers, his tone arrogant, domineering, and frivolous:
"How can I be left out of something like checking out? Dingzi, six zeros, take them and pay."
Ding Sihan sneered: "Oh, you're trying to fool a fool. Banks don't allow passwords like six zeros. You're trying to fool me before you try to trick me?"
However, Lin Li's eyes suddenly became pure and innocent, and his tone instantly became normal:
"I didn't say six zeros for the password, I said six zeros for the balance."
Ding Sihan: “?”
"I gave you this card to mean—"
Lin Li put his hands together and said in a flattering voice:
"Sister Ding, I'm so poor I can't even afford to eat. After you pay, please write down your card number and give me some money, more or less. A hundred or two hundred is love, a dime or two is also love. Anyway, just treat this money as dog food. Please, Sister Ding."
It only takes Lin Li three seconds to transform from a domineering boss to a fawning puppy.
Ding Sihan: “(；☉_☉)?”
"You're crazy! You're coming to me to beg for food!"
After realizing what Lin Li was talking about, Ding Sihan had to keep a straight face and curse while pressing the corners of his mouth, feeling very tired.
"For the sake of you being fooled by me once," Lin Li returned to his human form, stood up and took the receipt directly from Ding Sihan's hand, and smiled, "Dingzi, this meal is on me."
"You are filial." Ding Sihan was not polite and had no intention of refusing. He felt at ease.
Lin Li was about to go out when someone suddenly grabbed his clothes.
Looking back, I saw Bai Bufan saying to Lin Li word by word with a serious face: "Brother, play tricks on me once, hurry up."
"Baby, if you want me to treat you, I won't have to play tricks on you."
Bai Bufan nodded with relief, not because of brotherhood, but because he knew very well that Lin Li was just teasing him.
This also meets the prerequisite of treating each other after playing once.
So Lin Li invited him.
"I'm going to find someone to settle the bill. You guys clean up." Seeing that Bai Bufan understood, Lin Li gestured.
"OK."
The "three dogs" cleaned up for a few seconds and found that Lin Li was still standing next to the table. They looked up at him with some confusion.
Lin Li was looking around at this moment, his eyes brighter than lightning.
"Lin Li, what are you doing?" Chen Yuying asked.
"I'm looking for someone to settle the bill." Lin Li turned around and explained as a matter of course.
"The front desk is right by the door," Chen Yuying tilted her head slightly, a strand of hair falling down her cheek, adding to her confusion. "Are you waiting for the waiter?"
Are you exuding your charm in every gesture and movement, Ha Jiying? I really can't do anything about you.
"No, I'm waiting for an opportunity." Lin Li could only explain further.
Bai Bufan frowned suddenly, realizing that things didn't seem simple. He rushed forward and pulled away Lin Li's clenched left hand.
Then I saw that Lin Li was holding a bottle cap in his hand.
Bai Bufan: “…”
Bai Bufan's mouth twitched twice, and then he couldn't hold it anymore:
"How the hell are you looking for someone to pay the bill?!"
"Shut up--"
There was no need to be as gentle with Bai Bufan as with Chen Yuying. Lin Li didn't even bother to look at Bai Bufan directly, and continued to search the restaurant with his eyes.
Now all we need is a Freljordian with a good temper.
"Found it! That seems to be the big brother from Northeast China! Bufan, carry the speakers and follow me. Remember to play "Take all the sufferings of yesterday in exchange for a little happiness and satisfaction tomorrow" for me later."
"Stupid——"
Bai Bufan smiled and gave a standard middle finger.
…
The Internet is a lie. The big brother from Northeast China didn't treat Lin Li to a meal, and instead asked him if the ball growing from his neck was a basket. How could a local guy actually ask a foreigner for food?
So, in the end, Lin Li took out the New Year's money he had originally intended to give to Wu Min to pay the bill.
"Wait a minute, Lin Li, you said you wanted to invite Bai Bufan and Sihan, and Yuying is your girlfriend, so do I have to transfer the money to you?" Qu Wanqiu frowned as she walked out of the restaurant, feeling the gentle midday breeze.
After a pause, without waiting for Lin Li's reply, Qu Wanqiu's brows relaxed, and she finished her self-relief: "Then I won't turn around either."
Lin Li nodded with satisfaction, gave a thumbs up, and said kindly: "You are worthy of being my daughter."
"But your shamelessness is misplaced. As a father, I certainly won't play favorites. Even if you have shame, I won't take your money, twit."
"I deserve it."
“Tsk—ha—”
Bai Bufan on the side suddenly let out a meaningful sigh and shook his head, looking at Lin Li with eyes full of deep pity.
"What's the matter?" Lin Li noticed the gaze and turned to look at Bai Bufan and asked.
"Nothing, I just feel a little sorry for you rich people." Bai Bufan sighed with a sense of superiority, his eyes turning into concern:
"Lin Li, when it's late at night and everyone is asleep, don't you feel really pathetic just because you have money?"
"Why do you feel that way?" Lin Li asked curiously.
"Because we're poor and short on money, we have more fun than you guys when we're glueing in the dead of night."
Bai Bufan's face was filled with pure joy:
"As for you rich people, you have plenty of money. I guess you didn't even feel anything when you were applying the glue. It's so pitiful just to think about it..."
Bai Bufan smiled lightly, his sense of superiority fully revealed at this moment, his eyes gathered into a silent sneer.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Your mother.
With this kind of logic, it would be useless for Bai Bufan to hire any experts at home.
Lin Li shook his head, calmly saying, "Wouldn't it be better if I just transferred the money while I was applying for the glue?"
"I can even transfer money back and forth while playing, nine tight and one loose, how about you?"
"Oh no?" Bai Bufan stopped laughing instantly when he realized that his method of mental victory had a flaw.
“…”
"Lin Li, you've hurt me, a sensitive and fragile person. As an apology, you can also take the ride back home."
…
After taking a taxi back to the library, everyone put aside their thoughts on having fun. After all, they came to the library and started studying seriously.
Since you are here.
Nothing unexpected happened, after all, everyone had learned it this way twice.
Ding Sihan was like a sick person. Every once in a while, she would suddenly look down under the table to check whether Lin Li's legs and the legs of Chen Yuying, who was still sitting next to Lin Li, were positioned normally.
Every time Lin Li put his hands down, the woman would stop pretending and follow him closely, even holding her cell phone.
He just regretted that Ding Sihan was a girl. If Ding Sihan was a boy, he would have asked Yingbao to report her for taking secret photos.
No, in this version you can start with "I thought you were a boy".
In short, Ding Sihan is no more than a stumbling block on the road of love.
Originally, Chen Yuying was used to Lin Li's hands occasionally dropping to her thighs to pinch and pat them when he sat next to her. After all, it was like this every day at noon.
Although Bai Bufan was there today, right next to Lin Li, Chen Yuying didn't take it too seriously after she realized that Bai Bufan didn't react at all even if he saw her. She just blushed slightly and acquiesced to this familiar intimacy.
After Dante Sihan did this, oh no, he doesn’t want to be touched anymore!
In addition, many times, when Chen Yuying was very happy because she solved a problem or for other reasons, she would take the initiative to use her knees or thighs to gently and rhythmically touch the outside of Lin Li's thighs, silently sharing her emotions.
Oh no, it’s gone now!
The evil deeds of Xiao Ding are too numerous to list.
Lin Li was very angry.
So after a while, Ding Sihan stopped looking and his face turned pale.
Because she lowered her head again and saw Lin Li's legs and Bai Bufan's legs intertwined in a loving manner, and their hands were touching each other's thighs.
Ding Sihan is a little bit scared, you know.
She quickly raised her head and did a set of eye exercises to prevent herself from getting styes.
After finishing school in the afternoon, since we had already had a good meal at noon, the five of us didn't specifically choose a restaurant to take a taxi to for dinner. Instead, we chose a nearby restaurant that was suitable for walking to, and treated the round trip as a leisurely stroll.
After coming back, the five people continued to do their own things, some studied, some touched legs, some were touched, some ate dog food, and some got styes.
…
The music signaling the library's closing began to play, gradually increasing in volume.
"Let's go home. I'm so tired after studying all day." Ding Sihan stood up and said while stretching his body.
Everyone responded and started packing up.
I just don't know why Ding Sihan has to turn her back to Lin Li when she stretches.
He would also turn his head from time to time and look at Lin Li as if he were a scum.
Lin Li was speechless.
First, I am not that perverted.
Second, is there any difference?
"Is there a driver to pick us up?" Let Ding Zi and the others go to hell. After putting his things into his schoolbag and sorting them out, Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying and asked.
Under the bright light in the study room, she sorted her books with her eyelashes drooping, and the lines of her profile were soft and beautiful.
When the thought comes to mind at noon, it is better to take action than to just think about it.
"It's my dad today. He's already downstairs." Chen Yuying understood Lin Li's meaning, pursed her lips, and said softly with a helpless smile on her lips.
"It's actually my uncle? Damn it, why is it so hard to go home with you?"
Lin Li clenched his hands into fists in dissatisfaction and rubbed the girl's tender cheeks lightly with his knuckles.
I originally thought that since the driver and Chen's mother were on Chen Yuying's side, even if the driver came to pick me up, I could go back with Chen Yuying - after all, everyone knew everything.
I didn't expect that Chen Zhongdeng would show up unexpectedly tonight.
Then we can't send her back.
Otherwise, if I send the squad leader home tonight, I won’t be able to go home, and I won’t be able to go home for the rest of my life.
"He's on his way today. I won't let him come next time." Chen Yuying symbolically turned her face away from Lin Li's hand, and there was a hint of apology in her soft voice.
"Of course." Lin Li nodded in agreement, then asked, "Do you have anything to do next week?"
"It's okay." Chen Yuying shook her head.
Lin Li nodded again, his eyes becoming more resolute. He then stood up and looked at the "two dogs": "Are you going home next week?"
"I'm going home. I've been here for two weeks. Of course I have to go home after the exams." Qu Wanqiu replied.
"What home are you going back to~~" Ding Sihan came over and rubbed Qu Wanqiu's cheek with his fist, as if imitating someone, and said at the same time: "It's only been two weeks, continue to stay in school, and it's suitable for us to play together after the exams."
Qu Wanqiu paused and prepared to answer.
Lin Li frowned and said silently, "Ding Ding, can you not be so selfish? You only think about yourself and not Jiujiu's family? They haven't seen Jiujiu for two weeks, two whole weeks.
As a local, you may not have any idea of what two weeks means, but let me tell you, there were only two weeks between the Shang Dynasty and the Qin Dynasty.
Lin Li's tone was heavy with sorrow.
Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu: "(；☉_☉)?"
Hey, wait a minute.
Who told you that the Western Zhou Dynasty and the Eastern Zhou Dynasty were two weeks?
"So, Sihan, I haven't been home for eight hundred years. I really have to go home."
But Qu Wanqiu agreed with this reason, nodded, and took advantage of the situation to back off.
"Okay..." Ding Sihan didn't have any ideas, but just looked at Lin Li with some confusion.
Why does it seem like Lin Li wants Qu Wanqiu to go home so much?
At this time, Lin Li was also looking at Ding Sihan.
"Ding Ding, do you have anything to do next week?"
Without waiting for Ding Sihan to answer, Lin Li quickened his pace and followed up: "If you have something to do, then go and do your thing. If you don't have anything to do, there are still six days until next weekend. See if you can find something to do.
If you can’t find anything to do, I will scold you now, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow…”
Ding Sihan was stunned for a moment before finally letting out a long "oh". Ding Sihan turned from a rebellious girl to a loving mother. Her eyes flickered between Lin Li and Chen Yuying, and she nodded in relief.
"Okay, although I don't know what it is right now, I do have something to do next week, and I'll be busy all weekend. If there's a small group building, I'm sorry, I can't come."
My son and best friend have grown up and need their own private space.
Lin Li nodded with satisfaction.
Now the extra people disappeared.
Then he turned around again and his eyes met Chen Yuying, who had been looking at him with a smile.
His bright eyes were filled with smiles and undisguised expectations. Lin Li's voice unconsciously softened:
"Tsk, looks like we're the only two free next week. What a shame."
What a pity, there will no longer be any extra people who will become the stumbling block that makes the girl shy and give up feeding herself when she wants to. What a pity, such a pity.
Chen Yuying smiled sweetly and nodded heavily: "Well, what a pity."
Lin Li: "But..."
A dog suddenly came out and barked:
"Well... let me say... let's not talk about 'buts' for now. First, explain what it means to be just the two of you. Lin Li, did you forget who the hell to ask?"
Where did this stray dog come from?
Lin Li made a gesture to shoo away a fly and was too lazy to pay any attention to it.
"Fuck you!" Bai Bufan was furious. He was completely furious.
"Respect me! Damn it! I've made up my mind! I won't go home next week! I want to play with you two! I will always keep an eye on you! I will always spy on you in the gutter..."
Noisy!
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan calmly and said, "I can't go back on my word about the meal money, Bufan, but I'll pay for the two taxi fares today."
Bai Bufan said calmly, not looking at Lin Li: "My grandma is going to give birth to my dad next week. I have to go back and see if it's a boy or a girl. Lin Li, I'm sorry, I can't accompany you."
A dog that bites doesn't bark, and a dog that barks doesn't bite. That's how it is.
Lin Li then turned to look at Chen Yuying again and finished what he had just said: "But I haven't figured out what to do next week. Can I leave it to you?"
"Okay." Chen Yuying nodded, her voice soft and sweet.
"Give me everything you have."
Lin Li frowned, somewhat dissatisfied. "I want to give it to you, not your father. I'm afraid he'll chop me into pieces."
Chen Yuying glared at him unhappily, her eyes a bit shy, and a bit helpless about him ruining the atmosphere:
"If I leave it to him, the particles won't be that big."
(End of this chapter)
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