Chapter 214: I've said it all, I've never abandoned
Chen Yuying. Lin Li met Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu.
Practice has proved that Lin Li's head is more stubborn.
"Where is Bai Bufan?" Rubbing his head that was hurt, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu also asked the same question.
"How should I know?" Lin Li said so after quietly leaving Bai Bufan at the door of the toilet and running away without caring about his life or death.
There is no psychological burden. If such a big person with a mobile phone and power can get lost in the zoo, then Bai Bufan will have a lifetime.
It can also be regarded as canceling the account for the Bai family in advance.
"Didn't he send you a private message?" Ding Sihan looked at the group and saw that Bai Bufan did not speak in the group, so he asked.
"He sent it, and I pretended not to see it." Lin Li nodded.
"..."
"It's the most hateful to read it but not reply, cold violence, tut tut." Ding Sihan laughed first, and then said contemptuously.
"I didn't click it on purpose, and I didn't want to see it." Lin Li argued.
Ding Sihan: "..."
That really makes sense.
"Little Lin Li, little Lin Li! If you hear the broadcast, please find the nearest staff member and ask him to take you to the broadcasting station of the zoo. Your family is looking for you and they are very worried about you."
"Little Lin Li, little Lin Li! If you hear the broadcast..."
At this time, the broadcast resounded throughout the zoo, attracting tourists to stop and listen. After hearing that it had nothing to do with them, they went back to their own business.
But Lin Li: "?"
He opened his mouth wide and was stunned.
Don't make noise, I'm having a barbecue.
The other three girls were also stunned at first, but then they looked at Lin Li's dumbfounded expression and couldn't help laughing from their tightly closed mouths.
Lin Li took a deep breath and smiled, "Lin Li's name is quite popular. Maybe it's just a kid with the same name as me who got lost. Don't worry about it."
He took out his mobile phone.
Ignore Bai Bufan's many messages.
"Lin Li: Haha, you sent me so many messages. I just fainted from applying glue and just woke up. Where are you?"
"Bai Bufan: I'm looking for my son at the broadcasting department."
"Fuck!"
What a jerk!
Wasting public resources, Bai Bufan, this beast, really deserves to die!
The level of his behavior is comparable to when he said he was a monkey when he entered the zoo.
There is a cycle of fate, and no one can escape it.
"Let's go! Go pick someone up!" Lin Li said with a dark face and gritted his teeth.
The girls followed behind with a smile.
Bai Bufan from the broadcasting department sneered at the arrival of little Lin Li.
"Who are you? Is there anything we can help you with?" Seeing Lin Li and his group coming, the staff of the broadcasting department asked.
"Hello, I'm little Lin Li." Lin Li smiled.
The staff looked up and looked at Lin Li, who was at least a head taller than him: "?"
"Sister, actually I'm only eight years old." Lin Li continued to smile.
Wu Min dared to say that she was 28 to others, so what's wrong with saying she was eight years old.
Staff: "..."
Let the bullet fly into reality
. But then, Bai Bufan and Lin Li were scolded by the staff of the broadcasting department.
The two apologized solemnly and said they would not do it again next time.
After all, it did cause trouble for the zoo officials. Fortunately
, Bai Bufan knew what was going on and explained in advance that he was not very anxious. The broadcasting department did not notify all the staff to help find him, so although Lin Li and Bai Bufan caused trouble for the zoo, it was not too much trouble.
As for why Lin Li was also scolded, it was naturally because Bai Bufan did not let him go.
"I'm just playing a game of hide-and-seek with you to relive my childhood, but you are such an impatient guy." After being scolded, Lin Li said contemptuously when the group left the broadcasting department.
"You still have the nerve to bark? You look like the kind of person who said he would play hide-and-seek with his friends when he was a child, but no matter whether you caught or found him, he would go home directly." Bai Bufan cursed.
Lin Li was a little shocked when he heard this: "You saw me when you were a child? How do you know so clearly? So we were childhood sweethearts?"
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Your childhood sweetheart! Did you really do this? When you were born, your family must have forgotten to invite a master."
"Yes, but it died the next day."
"Makes sense."
After everyone gathered, the five of them continued to see the remaining animal species in the zoo that they had not seen.
The zoo's area is not large, and even if you walk very slowly, you can see everything in three hours at most.
After watching an animal show, the girls decided to leave.
As for Lin Li and Bai Bufan.
"Why don't we watch another one." Lin Li was still not satisfied.
"I support it." Bai Bufan nodded, "This show is really white and long."
Ding Sihan was speechless: "What do you two want to see? I'm too lazy to expose you."
The staff who cooperated with the animal show were several young ladies with good looks.
No wonder there are so many fathers in the animal show.
It's really good looking.
"Behind the animal performances is cruel training. In order to resist animal performances, I firmly don't look at the animals. What's wrong with me? I'm helping the animals!" Lin Li felt very wronged and said righteously.
Then he got a look of approval and three contemptuous looks.
Qu Wanqiu suddenly wanted to laugh: "What does Lin Li's help mean?
When a person falls into a well, Lin Li will come to help at the first time. With Lin Li's help, the person adapts to life in the well."
Bai Bufan touched his chin and nodded when he heard it, "Really, the summary is really on point, it's something Lin Li can do."
Lin Li: "?"
Awkward.
I clearly suddenly want to eat iced big watermelons and start throwing watermelons into the well. By the way, don't throw watermelons that are not heavy.
Zoo exit.
Lin Li's advance notice seems to be effective. Bai Bufan was not checked for identity when he left the zoo, and there was no property dispute.
"Hello, do you have any comments on Shanting Zoo? Whether it is shortcomings or advantages, or any suggestions, you are welcome to tell us." Several staff members are holding tablets and asking every tourist who leaves.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other and immediately walked to the nearest staff: "Yes, brother, yes."
Staff: "?"
"Excuse me, what are they?" he asked.
"We have both shortcomings and suggestions."
"Okay, you tell me, I'm listening." Upon hearing this, the staff immediately entered the listening mode.
"Shanting Zoo is actually quite good, not as bad as people say on the Internet, but I have a suggestion, you can launch an [All You Can Eat Wagyu] event to enhance its appeal." Lin Li was very excited.
Staff: "...But we are a zoo, not a restaurant."
"No, you misunderstood. What I mean is that your cows are all very docile anyway, so why not let tourists spend a little money to enter the cattle park and eat grass with the cows. Grass is in unlimited supply, and it doesn't cost much anyway, and it's still a big gimmick. What do you think?"
Staff: "?"
Is Wagyu a noun? Is it a conjunction plus an object?
"This gimmick seems to be really possible... In the current era of traffic being king, it may really attract a wave of attention. I will compile and report it." The staff member heard this and thought about it seriously.
A man of integrity can be taught.
"I'm right, I also have a suggestion. Why don't you find a dragon to ensure that the customer flow will be full at that time." Bai Bufan was unwilling to be left behind and said immediately.
"Dragon? We can't get something that doesn't exist..." The staff member laughed awkwardly.
"There are dragons in this world. When I stayed in my room for ten minutes at home, my mother asked me if I was a dragon and asked me to go to dry clothes but I couldn't hear her. Therefore, if I stay at home for ten minutes, I have a chance to evolve into a dragon. You can follow my idea and cultivate one and keep it."
Bai Bufan stretched out his finger and waved it in front of him, and then told the staff that his amazing discovery might shock the biological world.
Staff: "..."
"Thank you for your suggestions. The exit is over here. Please go slowly." The staff member kept a kind smile and pointed to the exit, politely and sincerely.
However, the two of them forced their arms around him, and it was obvious that they had a lot more to say:
"I've finished my suggestions. There are still some shortcomings that I hope you can improve."
"The exit is over here, please go slowly.
" "Your scalper doesn't speak the language, and he won't sell me second-hand tickets even if I want to.
" "The exit is over here, please go quickly. " "Oh
, oh, your keeper won't let me touch the tiger's testicles, I really want to touch them, can I give you some advice?"
"Please, go quickly."
The staff sighed.
I forgot to check the almanac before going out today.
...
After torturing the staff, the five of them had dinner nearby.
Then they went to Shanting City and bought some things that can be considered specialties and are rare in Xiling.
"Today is over, I have to go home tomorrow, and I have to go to school the day after tomorrow. Life is so hurried, so hurried, how can my National Day holiday pass so quickly." Ding Sihan said sadly.
"Indeed, I still want to play with everyone." Qu Wanqiu nodded.
Today is already the 5th. We are required to be at school on the 7th and there is evening self-study. It is unrealistic to wait until the 7th to send everyone home. Moreover, Bai Bufan has not started his National Day homework yet. Even if he copied it, it is not enough to copy it in one evening self-study.
As we all know, English is a subject that you cannot understand after copying the answers, and Chinese is a subject that you do not want to copy after reading the answers.
So playing for four days is indeed the limit.
"All good things must come to an end, but if you treat me, I can stay with you for a while longer." Lin Li said after hearing this.
"Lin Li, "I still want to play with everyone", the key point of this sentence is "play" not "everyone", especially you, Lin Li, get out of here." Qu Wanqiu smiled and turned back.
"Not bad, the aggressiveness is increasing, and the child is teachable." Lin Li nodded with satisfaction, without any intention of being offended.
"The next time I can go on a long vacation, the only thing left is the winter vacation and the Chinese New Year, which is so far away. "Qu Wanqiu said with emotion after she finished speaking against her will.
It's really fun to go out with this group of people.
Especially with the addition of these two crosstalk actors.
"It's okay. There are only less than four months left before Andy Lau thaws. Soon, I will find you to set off fireworks together on New Year's Eve." Lin Li heard this and said in a relaxed tone. He didn't have so many sad emotions.
"You three are all from Xiling. It will be convenient for you to play. Bai Bufan and I are too far away from you." Qu Wanqiu sighed, "We can't ask Yingbao to send a car to pick us up every time, right? What a trouble."
"No problem, it's just driving a car." Chen Yuying, who was about to say this after hearing the first half of the sentence, added.
"Leave it to me when the time comes," Lin Li patted his chest and said loudly: "If nothing unexpected happens, I should be able to take the test and get my driver's license by then, and my mother will go home during the holidays. I will steal my mother's car then, perfect."
"Really? "Bai Bufan's eyes lit up when he heard that. He had no burden at all to enslave Lin Li.
Even at two or three in the middle of the night, he dared to ask Lin Li to send him home first, and then he would go back to Xiling alone.
"Can you pass the exam?" Bai Bufan asked again with doubt.
"Year 272 should have basic respect for year 51. At least use honorifics when speaking, right? Not everyone is like you, a waste who can only make such little progress despite your efforts."
Hearing that, Lin Li straightened his collar and said in a condescending tone.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"If you can't pass the exam by then, you're doomed." Bai Bufan cursed.
"Support." Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan nodded.
"The best ones are the ones who only have people of the same age in the car. I also prefer to ride in the car you drive. Come on, you must pass the exam by then." Chen Yuying also encouraged Lin Li.
"I won't let you down. "Lin Li nodded confidently.
With the next thing to look forward to, everyone's steps became lighter.
...
Before they knew it, the girls had been walking around the street for another two hours before returning to the B&B with their bags full of things.
They were all exhausted. After all, they had been walking around the zoo for an entire afternoon, and they were still walking at night.
Immortal cultivators are a little tired, let alone them?
Bai Bufan went to the toilet first and
walked out.
Lin Li: "Pa pa pa pa!! Bufan! Great!! Baby is great!"
Ding Sihan: "Bai Bufan! Congratulations!"
Qu Wanqiu: "You actually know how to go to the toilet at a fixed point! So amazing."
Chen Yuying: "Great! Very amazing."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"No, what are you doing?" Bai Bufan's Adam's apple moved, and he stood at the door of the toilet and dared not move.
The girls looked at Lin Li.
Find the culprit in a second.
Facing Bai Bufan's questioning gaze, Lin Li shrugged: "To fulfill your little wish."
"What little wish of mine - wait." Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes, he seemed to remember.
"Putting aside the insulting nature, it's good to be a dog, carefree, and you can be praised for being great just by going to the toilet to take a shit. I envy you."
This is what I said to Lin Li in the zoo this afternoon.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Damn.
Bai Bufan gradually understood everything.
This guy just told the girls this while he was going to the toilet, and asked them to cooperate with him?
Bai Bufan couldn't evaluate it, and didn't know what to say.
Lin Li remembered this sentence in detail, it was very warm, but the problem was that the way to help him realize his wish seemed to be a bit wrong.
What I envy is that I can get praise simply! Taking a shit is just an example!
"Thank you, but don't do it next time." Lin Li's starting point was good, but he should not start next time. Bai Bufan had to swallow all those dirty words.
Wait.
Lin Li at that time...did he say that he couldn't get rid of the insult?
Bai Bufan raised his head and squinted: "Wait a minute, I'll withdraw my thank you first."
"Lin Li, I have to confirm, did you mean to insult me just now?"
"What else?" Lin Li looked puzzled, why would Bai Bufan ask such a question.
Then he turned over to avoid the slippers.
"So the starting point is also bad!"
"Fuck!"
(End of this chapter)
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