Chapter 215 Food safety is urgent.
Bai Bufan took the fire extinguisher and chased Lin Li around the room. The fire extinguisher logo in the homestay was a bit old, and the fire was missing two dots to become a person.
But this can be considered to be making the best use of it.
"Bad dog! Bufan, you bad dog! Stop chasing me, sit down! Sit down!"
Lin Li's scolding sounded like a spoiled child, but it was extremely insulting.
The chase and escape of the two was extremely noisy. Faced with this vicious pet attack, the three girls present had no empathy and laughed happier than anyone else.
Who the hell said that women are born with the ability to love?
Love them!
...
"Huh--" Lin Li came down the stairs, sat on the mat again, and breathed a sigh of relief.
Only Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu were left on the first floor. Chen Yuying should have gone upstairs to take a shower.
"Where's Bai Bufan?" Ding Sihan asked.
Lin Li sighed, "I was caught by this guy just now. He gave me two choices, death or letting him touch my butt."
Qu Wanqiu started laughing, "What did you choose, Lin Li?"
"Of course it's death." Lin Li said as a matter of course.
Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu laughed loudly.
"Anyway, he went to play games. Aren't you going upstairs to rest? Do you want to see me naked?"
Everyone was tired tonight. Although it was only nine o'clock and not too late, they didn't plan to play together anymore. Lin Li went downstairs to take a shower. After saying that, he shook the clothes in his hand.
"Yingbao is already taking a shower. Alas, I haven't washed my hair for several days. I have to wash it tonight. I envy Tang Seng again." Hearing this, Ding Sihan sighed and said with emotion.
"Why envy Tang Seng?" Qu Wanqiu on the side didn't understand.
"Because Tang Seng never has to take a shower himself, every time he is caught, a group of little ones have to obey the king to wash him clean. I don't know how many times did the 81st Difficulty take a shower?" Lin Li made a guess after hearing this.
I don't know if there are any monsters who are curious and poke Tang Seng.
Anyway, Bai Bufan can't help it.
"That's right. When I was a kid, I thought taking a bath was troublesome. Every time I saw it, I was envious." Ding Sihan snapped his fingers and affirmed Lin Li.
Qu Wanqiu: "..."
Can this be considered a bath? Isn't this food safety?
"Now that you mention it, it's no wonder that Tang Seng has delicate skin and tender flesh. The Queen of the Kingdom of Women likes him. Others are exhausted on the road, but only he takes a bath every day. It's really too conspicuous." Qu Wanqiu commented after her thoughts diverged.
"If the Queen of the Kingdom of Women can fall in love with other creatures in the pilgrimage team at first sight, she can also be considered a character." Lin Li frowned and looked at Qu Wanqiu's sharp comments.
Qu Wanqiu: "..."
It seems that there is no problem.
"Tang Seng is also a heartless man. I feel that he is obviously moved, so can't he be brave and take the queen away directly?"
Qu Wanqiu commented again. Girls' thinking about this kind of thing is always a little different from boys.
If Lin Li was Tang Seng, he would have given birth to five children in a clear and innocent way.
Hearing Qu Wanqiu say this, Lin Li frowned deeply, and couldn't believe why she came up with this idea:
"Xiaojiujiu, they went to Tianzhu, India, a place where the white dragon horse would be kicked if it went there. You let Tang Seng take the Queen of the Kingdom of Women there? Are you serious? I, a pure love warrior, can't stand the minotaur."
Qu Wanqiu: "?"
Qu Wanqiu lowered her head and began to suppress her laughter: "...I'm sorry."
Lin Li's "white dragon horse would be kicked if it went there" really made her unable to hold back.
The funniest thing is that this is indeed something that Tianzhu can do, not slander.
"Sihan, I'm done." At this time, Chen Yuying's voice came down from the third floor.
Skin care can be done outside the bathroom, so if you only talk about taking a bath without washing your hair, the speed of girls is not particularly slow.
"Squad leader, is the bath water still there?" Lin Li answered when he heard it.
No response.
Lin Li guessed that the squad leader should have whispered a pervert, but the voice was too soft for him to hear.
I don't know whether the prefix is good or bad.
"What are you two looking at? What's going on? Didn't you learn how to use water resources in elementary school? Rice washing water can be used to water vegetables, laundry water can be used to flush toilets, and bath water can be used to quench thirst. Aren't these basic common sense?"
Lin Li couldn't stand the two gazes from the side, so he retorted.
Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "..."
Is there some strange common sense mixed in? What common sense is it?
This guy is still playing steadily.
Qu Wanqiu: "Which elementary school? Tell me so I can avoid it."
Lin Li felt that he was misunderstood. Boys who didn't use the shower head to pour water into their mouths when they took a shower when they were young had a lot of self-control.
Besides, what's wrong with paying tribute to Durant.
"Oh, I'm going to take a shower." Ding Sihan stood up and stretched.
Then he took a look, and Lin Li, who sighed pitifully, was hit hard on the head by the pillow.
Ding Sihan hugged her chest and looked at Lin Li with extreme disdain: "Lin Li, I'm a little hungry. Make me a midnight snack. I won't brush my teeth yet. I'll eat after taking a shower."
Uncle Ding was arrogant.
"I want to eat too!" Qu Wanqiu, who had only heard of Lin Li and had never seen him, the hidden chef, was also very interested.
"What a pity. Although I also want to serve you, I used up all the ingredients in the refrigerator when I made breakfast for myself this morning, so I can't make it." It can be seen that Lin Li was really sorry, and the corners of his mouth were so sorry that they looked like Nike.
After all, although Lin Li has mastered cooking, he doesn't find it interesting.
After trying to make breakfast for himself this morning, he found that it was more convenient to order takeout.
"Then I can only order takeout." Ding Sihan first went to the refrigerator to take a look, and after finding that Lin Li really didn't lie to him, he said regretfully.
"Oh, what a pity."
Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu went upstairs, and Lin Li also started to take a shower.
"Lin Li, the takeaway is here, take it!" When Lin Li came out of the shower, Ding Sihan on the third floor shouted.
They also understood the secret of the lazy dog.
See what you ordered, and eat it secretly if it tastes good.
Three minutes later.
Lin Li walked to the third floor with a cold face, holding the takeaway in his hand, and questioned Ding Sihan with a gloomy face: "Ding Sihan, come on, tell your father what takeaway you ordered?"
"Ingredients, there should be three or four servings, and the extra ones can be used as breakfast for yourself tomorrow morning."
Sitting in front of the dressing mirror, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying each took a hair dryer to blow their wet hair, like a rich lady who squeezed a beautiful maid, and said confidently after hearing this.
Lin Li: "..."
You mean this takeaway when you say takeaway?
"Why not just order a ready-made midnight snack." Lin Li questioned.
"You want to serve us so much, I can't let you down." Ding Sihan replied.
Lin Li: "..."
"Little Ding Ding, do you know what to do before grabbing a woman's stomach?" Lin Li asked after a moment of silence.
"What?"
"You need to clamp the proximal and distal blood vessels first, otherwise the blood will ooze out." Lin Li smiled.
Ding Sihan: "..."
So it's a physical stomach grab?
"Yingbao can also be eaten, you are not allowed to poison." Feeling a little dangerous, Ding Sihan took out a life-saving straw.
Only the middle finger can express Lin Li's feelings.
But it doesn't matter.
Lin Li, who was ready to go downstairs, trotted to the bathroom door again, pretended to take a look inside, and turned back to ask: "Squad leader, there is not a drop left?"
Chen Yuying took the hair dryer to cover her face and blew it in the direction of Lin Li.
"...Pervert, bah."
This time I heard it.
Ding Sihan: "I've kept mine, do you want some?"
Ding Sihan: "Lin Li, answer this question before you go downstairs!"
Ding Sihan: "Why are you running!"
...
When it comes to cooking, there's not much difference between cooking for one person and cooking for five people, so Lin Li took everyone to have another midnight snack. He
passed on one dollar to Qu Wanqiu's face, so she became the one who "cleaned it up herself".
Lin Li returned to the second floor.
After a burp, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, it's still early tonight, let's play games."
"No." Lin Li refused.
"Not only me, Wang Zehaoyang and the others are here too, we're still pretty good together." Bai Bufan continued to persuade.
"They are not the ones you are assisting."
"Then you assist me."
"That is more desperate than a giant head appearing on the city wall."
Bai Bufan: "..."
"Lin Li, I will go home tomorrow. We have never played together. Don't you think this is unreasonable? Besides, it is only a little after ten o'clock now. Even if you have a good schedule, it is not too late to play until twelve o'clock and go to bed." Bai Bufan's words were firm and sincere.
Lin Li sighed and began to chant:
"Bufan, remember, it is not not to play, but to play slowly, play slowly, play in order, play with adjustments, from high-volume play to high-quality play, and strive to achieve the first play to drive the later play, and achieve joint play.
However, you are only playing high-volume now. You have to play with high quality before you can drive me to play."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Did the monthly exam really make you stupid? You even said such words." Bai Bufan's face was full of black lines.
"What do you mean? What do you mean by "you even said such words"? What do you want to express? Who put you in my room? I don't know you! Get out!" Lin Li stepped back on the mat in fear, pointing at Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan: "..."
It's easy to find a pretext to accuse someone of a crime.
Seeing that Bai Bufan still wanted to persuade him, Lin Li suddenly narrowed his eyes and asked in confusion: "Is there something burnt?"
Hearing this, Bai Bufan tried to sniff.
Lin Li quickly realized: "Oh, it turned out that I farted."
Bai Bufan, whose nose was still sniffing and the smell had already come in: "?"
"Fuck you!" Bai Bufan widened his eyes.
The person who said that something was burnt after farting must be Zhen Jianzhong, right?
"Just treat it as your request to me when I was playing Monopoly." Lin Li looked innocent, "Now it's your turn."
"Why is it my turn! How can I let it out now!" Bai Bufan covered his nose and roared, "And at least I didn't stink that time. What the hell did you eat, why is it so smelly!"
"It's already very kind of me to let you smell it, and you still want the recipe? "Little greedy cat, so greedy." Seeing Bai Bufan coveting his business secrets, Lin Li immediately became alert.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Bai Bufan quickly fled the scene of the crime, leaving only his angry curse in the air:
"I'm greedy for your "beep--" cat! This is a "beep--" formula!"
(End of this chapter)
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