Chapter 34 Thanks for the treat, I'm ready to eat! (Ask for monthly votes at the beginning of the month)
"If you don't like the traditional version, I can also worship foreign things, such as Adam is a human being created by Jehovah God..." Lin Li changed his words again.
"That's not what I meant!" Chen Yuying was a little annoyed, but she didn't know how to express her real thoughts. Finally, she said sullenly: "I still think you are a pervert."
Lin Li now wanted to refute Wang Yongbin. This guy said that a gentleman is judged by deeds rather than by the heart. Lin Li now thinks it is just the opposite.
Just because I said perverted words, did perverted things, and my heart is actually quite perverted, I can only be regarded as a pervert?
...Or else.
Conducting a self-examination in his heart, Lin Li, who was answering his own questions and answering them very quickly, was suddenly stunned.
Eh?
After a moment, he smiled with relief, nodded at Chen Yuying, and said in a nonchalant voice: "Squad leader, you have convinced me, so I am a pervert."
Chen Yuying: "?"
"I didn't mean that... I did, but it's not that serious. You are a good pervert." Chen Yuying felt as if she had hurt someone, and spoke hesitantly.
Squad leader, you are good at comforting people, don't comfort them next time.
"You are a good person, Lin Li!" As if realizing that what she said was wrong, Chen Yuying said again.
Lin Li: "?"
New achievement plus one, was given a good person card without confessing.
Or should I say I am a pervert, thank you.
"It's okay, it doesn't matter." Lin Li waved his hand, and then reminded: "But squad leader, please don't tell others about this, okay? If you are willing to ask, then I am willing to tell you, but I may not be willing to tell others. After all, although it is a good thing, it is also easy to cause gossip."
In fact, if it weren't for the emergence of this task, Lin Li originally didn't even plan to tell the truth to Chen Yuying, and planned to just use the good person card of picking up a wallet to fool her.
"Yeah! I know, I will never tell anyone!" Chen Yuying nodded vigorously after hearing that.
"Do you have any doubts? If not, I will continue to do my homework." Lin Li said.
Chen Yuying did not reply, and was a little embarrassed in Bai Bufan's position.
If she told Bai Bufan what happened at noon in the afternoon, Bai Bufan would definitely start licking the chair like crazy, wishing he could eat it - pure subjective slander from Lin Li, pure malice.
"Anything else?" Lin Li took the initiative to ask.
"Lin Li, what key evidence have you got?" Chen Yuying asked.
"Those things are even more perverted, so I'd better not say anything." Lin Li shook his head.
How could he say something that didn't exist at all?
"It doesn't matter, just say it, I want to hear it." Chen Yuying's voice was thin and soft.
Lin Li: "?"
Lin Li suddenly felt that he was a little wronged for being scolded by the pervert for so long just now. Why did the pervert embarrass the pervert ?
Monitor, I didn't expect you to be such a monitor!
However, Chen Yuying was probably just curious. After all, girls are far from being as pure as boys think. The way girls act in front of boys is just like the way boys act in front of girls. They are all pretenders.
If you look through the chat records between a girl and her bestie, it's just like the browser records of boys. It's shameful.
How can you say something that doesn't exist at all?
Just say it!
Is it difficult to make up something based on what you have seen and heard and experience?
Of course, Lin Li doesn't need to do this.
But! Lin Li thinks that talking about this kind of thing in front of a beautiful girl... is so exciting.
So, Lin Li, who had originally planned to end the conversation completely, cleared his throat: "Since you asked sincerely, I will just tell you out of mercy."
"Yeah."
"First of all, I haven't experienced it, but according to the clues I have collected, the chicken farm does provide a lot of services, such as..." Lin Li bent down, held his mouth, and began to narrate in a low voice.
Chen Yuying also bent down slightly, leaning towards Lin Li, and pricked up her ears to listen to the new side of this world for her.
Both parties were very satisfied and had a feeling that this would be a pleasant conversation.
However, a third party was not satisfied.
Wang Yuezhi, who had planned to study hard at noon, had been holding the pen for a long time, but had not written a single word.
He also pricked up his ears, not paying attention to the homework in front of him.
However, no matter how hard he tried, he could not hear clearly what the two people in the back row were saying.
Only occasionally could he hear Chen Yuying's very light exclamation, which could barely be distinguished as "Is it true~" or "Oh my God~".
Or the laughter of that bastard Lin Li.
In addition, there were barely perceptible rustling sounds.
Can you talk? Haven't you eaten yet? Why are you talking so quietly?
If you can't talk, shut up!
He actually wanted to stand up and warn them. After all, although they could stay in the classroom during lunch break, the school also had rules. After 12:40, they couldn't walk around freely in the dormitory or classroom - and they couldn't whisper to each other.
If Lin Li and Bai Bufan were here, he would have stood up long ago.
But the problem was that the two people talking now were Lin Li and Chen Yuying, and he couldn't stand up.
Wang Yuezhi became more and more angry as he thought about it, and he looked back quietly.
Your mother!
The two heads were almost touching each other. Chen Yuying's face was blushing in a beautiful, moving, and likable way, while Lin Li's face was smiling in an ugly, vulgar, and disgusting way.
——Purely subjective, pure malice.
Class monitor, what are you shy about? You should hit such people hard!
"Get away from him, it's dangerous!" Wang Yuezhi's voice came out with difficulty from between his teeth.
They are not in love, are they?
Thinking of Chen Yuying's loud perversion just now, and now the two of them are so close, Wang Yuezhi has already figured out the story, and it has a strange attribute.
Wang Yuezhi·Yaeger: That kind of thing is a tonic! The class monitor found another man or something!
"Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!" Wang Yuezhi finally started writing, but he was just frantically drawing meaningless circles on the homework, cursing Lin Li at the same time.
"Wang Yuezhi, can you be quiet? It's very noisy."
At this time, the fourth student in the classroom, the girl in the front row, said to him impatiently.
Lin Li's voice came faintly from the back: "That's right, how can one person be so noisy? The two of us are so quiet, tut tut."
Wang Yuezhi: "..."
The last two straws that broke the camel's back came quietly.
Wang Yuezhi left the classroom.
Wang Yuezhi·exe malfunctioned.
...
The bell for the afternoon class rang ten minutes in advance.
The students in the dormitory have returned to the classroom one after another.
Lin Li stretched lazily.
Damn, I wanted to study hard, but I wasted the whole afternoon making up stories in front of Chen Yuying.
All my plans were disrupted.
Beauty has ruined my career. From today on, I will quit drinking!
There is nothing to regret.
I live for myself, not for the system.
The world is big, and I am the biggest.
Bai Bufan yawned and came in from the back door. It seems that he didn't sleep well at noon.
He sat down on his seat, and then jumped up suddenly: "Why is it not cold! Lin Li, who invaded my chair!"
"Chen Yuying, sat for a whole afternoon."
Bai Bufan: "?"
Before questioning Lin Li, he quickly squatted down, with his chin parallel to the seat of the chair, took out two pens pretending to be a knife and fork, and licked his lips: "Then I will start eating spicy food without hesitation!"
Lin Li: "..."
It turned out that his malicious speculation was not slander.
Knowing the sky is easy, and the man who defies the sky.
You are worthy of it, Bai Bufan.
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