Chapter 33 First, second, from now on, and finally, I am not a pervert .
"I am a man, you are a woman, do you understand this?"
Chen Yuying's brain crashed for a moment when she heard this opening statement.
"Ah? Uh." She asked in confusion, and then nodded a little blankly: "Yeah! Well, I understand. Hmm? Eh? Otherwise?"
So many interjections showed that the girl's mind was full of question marks at the moment.
She really wanted to wait for a big one, but it shouldn't be a big one.
Lin Li sighed. The task was not completed yet. Sure enough, he had to do the most beastly science popularization by himself.
He took a deep breath and then exhaled.
Even if there are thousands of people, I will go!
A real man lives between heaven and earth. How can he be depressed and live under others for a long time? It is not a shame to be born in a humble family. Only a man who can bend and stretch can be a man. I am not afraid of the small traps you set for me, the system. You can't kill me with the physiological science popularization task!
But before going, Lin Li still has to say one thing, system, I am blessed.
"No, you don't understand yet." Lin Li shook his head. "First of all, I'm not a pervert. Secondly, remember my first point - I'm really not a pervert."
Lin Li continued to retreat, increasing the distance between the two people, while stacking armor.
Chen Yuying: "?"
"Now, let me explain to you the difference between men and women!
Although men are creatures without advantages, they have one advantage! Women are just the opposite. Not only do they have no advantages, they even have one disadvantage. However, men and women are actually fair. Women have two advantages!
Now, let's analyze why it is the most appropriate natural law for men and women to match each other? The answer is: men like to grasp the two advantages of women and use their own advantages to make up for women's shortcomings!"
Chen Yuying: "???"
Chen Yuying was stunned and stared at Lin Li blankly, and Lin Li also looked at her - in fact, he was looking at the illusory system interface between the two people, praying silently.
After a few seconds, the system popped up a message prompt: [Task Five Completed. ]
Great!
I am a genius!
The great victory of the genius boy!
As expected, because Chen Yuying already understood this knowledge, he only needed to guide her to think in this direction. Even if the popular science was successful, there was no need to describe the organs in scientific terms like in the junior high school science textbook.
But before Lin Li could celebrate, he covered his ears.
"Ah!!! Pervert!! "Because Chen Yuying's blushing face and screams were almost synchronized with the system message.
After all, the completion of the task means that Chen Yuying completely understands what Lin Li means.
Alas, why did he say that to me when I had just stacked armor.
Why did I keep backing away to distance the two of us? Wasn't it to give Chen Yuying a little more sense of security?
The remaining boy and girl in the class were instantly attracted by the scream and looked at the corner of the classroom where the two were.
The boy immediately stood up and asked as if he wanted to be a flower protector: "Class monitor, what happened? Did Lin Li do anything to you? Do you need to call the teacher?"
You see.
This is why Lin Li can't play with such people.
Always calling the teacher, the two types of people that Lin Li hates the most are those who tell tales and those who stop him from telling tales.
Lin Li ignored the boy in the same class named Wang Yuezhi, and explained to Chen Yuying:
"Class monitor, calm down, calm down, there is a reason why I said this, don't worry, I will explain to you, and you will understand." From a distance, Lin Li stretched out his hands and pressed them in front of him, trying to comfort her.
As if realizing that she was shouting too loudly, Chen Yuying quickly covered her mouth, her face flushed with shame.
She turned her head to look at Wang Yuezhi and waved her hand: "It's okay."
Wang Yuezhi nodded reluctantly and sat down, but Lin Li could notice that his eyes were still vaguely looking at him.
Haha, a crush, but the dog licker will not die well.
At this time, Chen Yuying also looked back at Lin Li, and at this moment, she still put her hands on her waist in embarrassment and said, "Give me an explanation."
"The tape is in Bai Bufan's lower drawer, here!" Lin Li's mouth turned faster than his brain, blurting out the clichés. After reacting, he noticed that the color of Chen Yuying's cheeks, which had just faded, instantly surged up again.
The color change is quite sensitive, and it feels like it can be hung on the road as a red and white light. Hey, it's quite fun.
Damn, now is not the time to think about this.
"Not this tape!"
"Ahem, it's like this, monitor, what I just said is the necessary preparation for the following description. I emphasize it one last time. I am really not a pervert." Lin Li said.
However, the doubt in Chen Yuying's eyes did not retreat.
Normal people would not repeatedly emphasize that they are not perverts.
"The following content needs to be said in a low voice. I am afraid that someone will eavesdrop. Why don't you sit down?" Lin Li has now retreated to the locker at the back. It is very tiring to have a conversation like this, and he has to control the volume.
So he walked back to his seat and pointed at Bai Bufan's chair and spoke.
Perhaps curiosity overcame the fear of perversion, and Chen Yuying still sat down. It is said that ladies only sit half of the chair, and Chen Yuying is like this - but the problem is that she sits on the half away from Lin Li, which does not feel very ladylike.
Wang Yuezhi, who was not far away, looked more and more intense.
Whispering with your goddess, mad you to death, mad you to death, mad you to death, just this NTR feeling, cool.
But the most urgent thing is to save his reputation.
"Squad leader, you must have understood what I just said, and that behavior, or more precisely, that desire, will often lead to some criminal behavior." Lin Li said solemnly and seriously, "and I assisted the police in solving a case on this subject."
"What happened is roughly like this. Not long ago, I picked up one of those small cards that were deliberately thrown everywhere on the ground. You may have seen it too, and I was very interested in it - wait! Don't call me a pervert anymore. I emphasize for the last time that I'm really not a pervert.
I'm not interested in the kind of sensual interest you think."
Chen Yuying, who was predicted, pursed her lips, half-believing and half-doubting, and motioned Lin Li to continue.
"What I was thinking at the time was whether the people behind these cards could be brought to justice! So I started investigating and collecting information, and finally found a store that corresponded to the cards. Then I spent my time after school and on weekends squatting outside the store, taking pictures, collecting information, and even interviewing customers.
In the end, after all my hardships, I finally collected enough decisive evidence. I immediately went to the police station to report the case. With the information I provided, they easily cleared the den behind this card! Therefore, they came to the school today to find me through the principal to commend me for what I did."
"Really?" Although it was all fabricated by Lin Li, these fresh and magical news still made Chen Yuying stunned and asked in surprise.
"Of course it's true. I guess the letter of praise has actually been posted on the bulletin board downstairs. If you don't believe it, you can go and have a look. But it doesn't say the details of the case I told you. It only says that I helped the police. After all, this thing is not suitable to be said openly."
Chen Yuying nodded in surprise. After all, it was said on the bulletin board, so it should be true.
Very good, she believed it and was fooled, Lin Li was very relieved.
It was impossible for him to tell Chen Yuying the real version.
Bai Bufan was shameless, but he still wanted it.
"But I have another question." Chen Yuying asked.
"What?"
"So why did you have to say, say... talk about the strengths and weaknesses of men and women before this case?" Chen Yuying looked puzzled.
"First of all, I'm not a pervert, and then, didn't I just tell you the reason? It's to make you better understand the cause of this case. It's a necessary preparation. Squad leader, I have good intentions. Finally, I'm really not a pervert." Lin Li was sincere.
Chen Yuying wanted to nod, but she always felt something was wrong.
It's not right.
Wouldn't it be better for Lin Li to just talk about the details of the case just now? He would understand it.
This difference between men and women is completely meaningless!
It feels like a pervert is forcing a reason for his perverted behavior.
Chen Yuying paused, looked at Lin Li, and said in a dissatisfied tone that she didn't get the truth: "You like to summarize the previous story so much, why don't you start from when Nuwa created humans."
Lin Li was stunned, then nodded:
"It is said that Nuwa used clay to imitate herself to create humans, creating and building human society..."
Chen Yuying: "You really said it!"
This topic of male and female advantages and strengths should have been circulated more than ten years ago.
I played it when I was in elementary school, and now I'm reviving it.
(End of this chapter)
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