Chapter 287 This damn side effect, I will be with you forever!
The bell for lunch break rang, and the students who went back to the dormitory for lunch came out of the dormitory building and headed for the classroom.
Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan happened to meet Lin Li who was fetching water in the corridor.
On the way back together, Lin Li patted Zhou Baowei's shoulder, wiped the water off, and asked with concern: "Baowei, is your Chu Yuxuan still uncomfortable?"
"My Chu Yu..." Zhou Baowei repeated it and reacted, and said helplessly: "Stomach is stomach! What Chu Yuxuan."
"Her name is not stomach, but Chu Yuxuan." Bai Bufan smiled and talked.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"Stomach is stomach, so, are you feeling better?" Lin Li didn't care.
"Better... ? It's a little better after sleeping, but only a little. It's still true that I'm not feeling well now. It will probably take another day or two." Zhou Baowei sighed, shook his head and nodded.
"I've put the medicine in your drawer, remember to take it later." Lin Li patted again.
"Ah? What medicine? Stomach medicine?" Zhou Baowei asked in confusion.
"Yes, I bought some for you." Lin Li nodded indifferently.
"Did you go out to buy it at noon?"
"Yeah."
"Fuck? You are so personified. How much is it? I will give you the money later."
Zhou Baowei raised his eyebrows, as if he had reacquainted himself with Lin Li. He did not refuse this kindness, but asked.
"As a rich man, I don't care about the money in your pocket. Besides, I bought it without asking you whether you want it or not, so naturally I don't want to pay." Lin Li waved his hand after hearing this.
Buying without asking for advice and asking for money after buying is no different from robbery.
"Then I won't be polite either. Thank you." Zhou Baowei was very moved and vowed that he would never drop a meteorite from Mount Tai on Lin Li next time.
In fact, Zhou Baowei is not poor. The money in his pocket is longer than Lin Li's life - 19.5 yuan.
Remember, Lin Li is only 18, and 19.5 is greater than 18.
"Send it all, buddy." Lin Li waved his hand.
"By the way, Lin Li, did you buy Chinese or Western medicine?" Zhou Baowei suddenly thought of something and asked.
"Why are you asking this? Haven't you heard the saying, no matter if it's a black Hakimi or a white Hakimi, as long as it can catch Chen Rui, it's a good Hakimi."
"The main reason is that I don't like Chinese medicine." Zhou Baowei shook his head.
"What do you mean? Are you a Western worshiper?" Lin Li immediately became more excited.
"I think it's because it's bitter. I don't like Chinese medicine either. I used to drink Chinese medicine for a week to regulate my intestines. It was only a week, but I could feel that smell on my body for that month."
Bai Bufan recognized Zhou Baowei, and responded with a bitter face.
"Then the reason why I hate Chinese medicine is different from yours." Zhou Baowei shook his head, looking a little sad.
"Well, tell me more?"
"I used to have a filter for Chinese medicine, thinking it was profound. Then one time, my mother bought me some Chinese medicine for conditioning my body. When I opened it, I found cockroaches in the medicine package, but I remember that cockroaches are Chinese medicine ingredients?"
"Yes, it seems to be called cockroaches. In fact, it is not only Chinese medicine ingredients, but also Western medicine. The Kangfuxin liquid is made with American cockroach extract." Lin Li nodded. Popular science.
"So you think Chinese medicine is disgusting because of this?" Bai Bufan asked.
"No, I just think it is more profound, so I didn't think much at the time and drank it."
"Then."
"Damn it, when I drank the second bag, I found that there were no cockroaches." Zhou Baowei said this sentence with gritted teeth.
"From then on, I hate Chinese medicine."
The words were loud and clear.
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."
This is definitely not a question of worshipping foreign things. This hatred is reasonable, pertinent, and to the point.
The three returned to the classroom together.
Zhou Baowei also took the medicine that Lin Li bought for him from the drawer.
It was too early to praise Lin Li. This stingy guy only bought one pill for himself.
No wonder he didn't want his own money.
How could
he have the nerve to ask for it. "Lin Li, this is not a free gift from a drugstore outside, right? The medicine is sent by scanning the code?" Therefore, Zhou Baowei had reason to doubt.
"No, this medicine is very expensive, 40 yuan per pill, don't look down on it."
But the slandered Lin Li looked very sad and retorted.
"What the hell? Duo Shao? 40 yuan per pill? Are you robbing money?" Zhou Baowei's eyes widened.
After all, he was not rich, and he still couldn't accept this price. He picked up the pill, looked at the name of the medicine on the back, and read it out.
"Sildenafil Citrate Tablets."
"What kind of medicine is this? Haven't you heard of it?" Zhou Baowei, who was not sensitive to the name of the medicine, asked in confusion after reading it.
And Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
What the hell did he hear just now?
After a brief pause, Bai Bufan turned his head and looked at Zhou Baowei in confusion: "Fuck you, read it again, isn't this the name of Viagra?"
Zhou Baowei: "(；☉_☉)?"
"What Viagra?" Zhou Baowei asked tentatively.
"It's the Viagra you're thinking about now, but you don't dare to believe it."
Bai Bufan leaned forward to see the name of the drug, and nodded heavily to Zhou Baowei, "Yes, that's it."
Then the two of them turned their heads and looked at Lin Li tacitly.
Facing the death stares of the two people, Lin Li spread his hands innocently:
"Just eat it without worry, Baowei."
"At noon, I went to the pharmacy and told the doctor to give me some stomach-nourishing medicine. She prescribed me a pill of this on the spot and said that one pill would be effective and that I must not take more.
So you just put it in your mouth and chew it. I guess it must be a very powerful special medicine."
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei: "..."
"That's a fake, not a stomach-nourishing medicine! What's there to worry about! It's too worrying to eat this! Something will definitely happen!" Zhou Baowei roared, and then rubbed his stomach: "Oh, I'm so angry that my stomach hurts even more."
Lin Li laughed out loud when he heard it, feeling satisfied.
Then he took out another bag of medicine from the drawer and threw it to Zhou Baowei: "Okay, this is for you, a real stomach-nourishing medicine."
Zhou Baowei confirmed the name first this time, and only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that it was a normal stomach-nourishing granule and a small packet of medicine.
But holding the small blue pill in his hand, he didn't know what to do for a moment, so he asked in surprise: "So you did it on purpose? Then why did you buy this Viagra?"
"In ancient times, King You of Zhou set fire to the princes just to make Bao Si laugh. Today, King You of Lin bought Viagra at the age of 40 just to make Concubine Zhou laugh." Lin Li looked at Zhou Baowei affectionately, "Do you like it, Baowei?"
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"You are just trying to make yourself laugh, right?" Zhou Baowei threw the pill back to Lin Li.
But his eyes then became suspicious and teasing: "And... Lin Li, are you really just doing it for a laugh? Didn't you find an excuse to buy it in advance and prepare for your own use?"
"No, I just bought it casually." Lin Li shrugged.
Lin Li did ask this question when he bought the medicine at noon, but the front desk of the pharmacy smiled and confirmed whether it was for stomach nourishment or yang hypocrisy, so Lin Li bought them all back when he thought about it.
It's worth it to tease the pet.
"Oh, you don't believe me."
"You will believe me if I just throw it away." Lin Li smiled and stood up, walking towards the trash can.
"Fuck, I saw my senior sister at noon, she is still..."
Wang Ze came over excitedly to share his progress. After hearing Lin Li's words, he asked curiously: "What are you talking about? What are you throwing away?"
"Viagra." Lin Li handed the medicine to Wang Ze.
Wang Ze: "?"
How come something more exciting than his progress came.
...
"Why throw this thing away, give it to me." After learning the cause and effect, Wang Ze immediately said.
"Wang Ze, you...are so old at such a young age?" Lin Li and the other two looked at Wang Ze and asked hesitantly.
"Can you please stop thinking so dirty?" Wang Ze sneered and explained to the three people:
"Sildenafil citrate tablets are covered by medical insurance in our country.
They can reduce the concentration of nitric oxide in the lungs, improve arterial oxygen saturation and exercise tolerance in patients with pulmonary hypertension, and can be used to treat pulmonary hypertension.
It can also be used to treat heart disease, and is a very good drug; as for Boqi, it is just a side effect of this drug."
Lin Li and the other two suddenly realized, and then sincerely confirmed with Wang Ze: "So Wang Ze, you have pulmonary hypertension or heart disease?"
"Then I'm sorry, that's because our hearts are too dirty."
"No."
"I just want the side effects." Wang Ze shook his head at the speed of light.
"Your mother, hahahahahaha——" The three heard the satisfactory answer and laughed immediately.
"How long is the shelf life? It should be a few years. I will try to increase the frequency of glue application. There should be a chance to completely nourish the stomach before it expires, to the extent of using it." Wang Ze said while looking for the shelf life of the drug.
"Not really."
"Oh, forget it, forget about Viagra, let's continue talking about my single life!"
Wang Ze threw the pills that he was not interested in into his pocket, and then spoke enthusiastically and eagerly, looking at his father-in-law:
"Lin Li, what should I do now? I didn't finish what I said just now. I had lunch with my senior sister at noon and met her. Good news, both her appearance and voice are pretty good, I am quite satisfied.
Can I confirm the relationship right away?"
"What a pretty senior sister!" Bai Bufan widened his eyes, "Don't confirm the relationship yet, I suggest you let your senior sister go for a physical examination, I suspect she has a problem with her brain or vision."
Ignoring the pickled cucumber Bai Bufan, Wang Ze just looked at Lin Li expectantly.
"Don't be so anxious, you can't just look at her appearance when you like someone," Lin Li waved his hand in a masterly manner.
"That's right, but I feel that she has no problem with her inner qualities. She never scolded me when chatting with me. She is very patient and her personality seems to be OK." Wang Ze nodded, but still added.
"No, I mean you can't just look at her appearance, you also have to look at your own appearance." Lin Li finished speaking and pointed at his head to Wang Ze: "Heh, ordinary man."
Wang Ze: "..."
"Fuck."
Lin Li continued:
"When you had lunch today, not only were you observing her, but Senior Qian must have been observing you too. After all, you are doing a two-way screening."
"And now, it's good news that you are satisfied with her, but she may not be satisfied with you."
"I know, although she took the initiative to add you, but Wang Ze, you also have to know that you were sunny and cool and won first place in the sports meet, but you are usually stupid and have low EQ.
And this lunch, plus the chat on the weekend, who knows if you punched her to completely shatter the filter she had during the sports meet."
Wang Ze: "..."
"But, but when we separated downstairs in the dormitory, she said she was very happy at noon." Wang Ze tried to save a little face.
"Could it be that you let her say in front of you, wow, junior, is this lunch so disgusting?" Lin Li asked back.
"..."
"Fuck, Lin Li, you are so hurtful with your words."
Wang Ze was depressed. He sat on Bai Bufan's desk and rubbed his forehead:
"What should I do now? The offense and defense are against the trend. Should I be a bootlicker? I don't want to be one. There are already too many bootlickers in the class. This track is too crowded."
"Not really. The above is just based on my worst guess. Besides, why are you in such a hurry? You have only known each other for a few days. You really need to get to know each other better.
Even if you like each other, isn't it good to have an ambiguous period for a while? Knowing it well but keeping restraint, every action and conversation becomes very interesting, which makes people unable to stop..."
Lin Li, who was analyzing, suddenly realized that he had gone off topic. He stopped the argument about ambiguity and continued to give suggestions:
"In short, you should stay put for the next two days and see if she plans to ask you out for dinner again. If she does, congratulations, it's absolutely a sure thing.
If not, that's normal, as long as she suddenly becomes cold without chatting, and in two days you say it's your turn to ask her out for dinner again, and she doesn't refuse, congratulations, it's also a sure thing.
If she has a low desire to chat and refuses to have dinner with you, then congratulations, it's a sure thing, Baowei will turn into a good wife and mother, wearing a nude apron at the door of your dormitory, with a sincere smile saying to you, single dog, welcome back."
Wang Ze adjusted his school pants: "Fuck, listen to this last sentence for me."
Zhou Baowei: "?"
Bai Bufan, who was drinking water to remove stones, almost burst out laughing at this action.
"Fuck, Wang Ze, you bitch, you really perform steadily." Bai Bufan punched Wang Ze's butt on the table.
"But it does make sense. This is the first time I've been pursued by someone, and I'm a little worried. Lin Li
, you're more reliable, and you're right." Wang Ze nodded, but then asked: "But, Lin Li, how should men and women chat? At lunch today, it was actually very awkward many times."
"We didn't know each other well, and we couldn't continue the awkward conversation many times. We ended with "hmmmm haha", and then we were suffocated by silence. In order to brainstorm new topics, I wanted to die."
Wang Ze expressed his true feelings.
"Talk about common topics, I know all this stuff, right?" Bai Bufan was talking about it without any pain in his waist.
"That's the problem. She's a homebody. Her hobbies are watching dramas, variety shows, and reading novels, while I play games and play ball. The topics don't match." Wang Ze shrugged helplessly.
"Don't you read novels too?"
"We watch completely different channels, so we can't talk. She reads either BL or palace fighting stories, which I can't stand. And she doesn't read the pornographic novels I read, the medium pornographic novels, and the heavy pornographic novels." Wang Ze shrugged again.
Bai Bufan pondered for a moment, his eyes shining: "No, no, no, the essence is the same, Wang Ze, I have a trick, maybe it can show your masculine charm."
"Tell me about it?" Wang Ze frowned.
Bai Bufan stood up. Because Wang Ze was sitting on the table, he seemed to be looking down on him. Bai Bufan stepped forward, pinched Wang Ze's chin, lifted him up so that he could look at him, smiled evilly, and spoke in a magnetic voice:
"Senior sister, naughty, next time you read a novel, if there are words you don't understand, ask me."
Wang Ze: "?"
Isn't your essence a little too essence?
But Bai Bufan felt that his suggestion was simply genius.
"Look, Wang Ze, this not only shows your domineering charm, but also reflects your IQ. If senior sister is sapiosexual, she would probably be so excited that she fainted!"
"Here I want to correct a fallacy."
Lin Li finally couldn't stand it anymore. He had been frowning since the beginning, and he came up to set things right:
"Many girls like domineering presidents, but remember, they like "CEOs" rather than "domineering".
For example, no one would like a "domineering beggar." "
To demonstrate, Lin Li kicked Bai Bufan away, took his place, pinched Wang Ze's chin, smiled evilly, and spoke in a magnetic voice:
"oi, senior sister, naughty, come with me to the school gate to beg for food on the weekend. I have asked the housekeeper to prepare your bowl for you. Hush - don't talk, don't refuse, this is not a request for opinion, it's a notification. " "
How about it? Would you like this kind of domineering beggar?"
Wang Ze, whose mouth was covered: "(；☉_☉)?"
He wanted to kick these two to death.
"Do you understand? So there is no problem with the logic of teaching the elder sister to recognize words, but you can't use the tone of a domineering president, because Wang Ze is not the president, so we have to discuss it."
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and gave a conclusion.
"I see, my thinking is still too narrow." Bai Bufan nodded.
Looking at the two people who were talking enthusiastically, Wang Ze: "..."
"No, I know that Bufan can't spit out ivory from his mouth. He is just a woman-phobic waste. Father, you can't do this, tell me something real! How should we talk about this situation?"
After pulling Lin Li's hand away, Wang Ze looked at Lin Li sadly.
However, Lin Li shrugged: "I don't know."
"Huh? "
"No, Wang Ze, you really think I'm a love master. My love experience is as zero as Shang Yang's limbs. Before this year, the number of times people asked for my contact information was just the same as the number of times Bai Bufan's ass was penetrated, which was one.
What I told you before were all some emotional intelligence stuff. I have no experience in other things.
In the absence of common topics, chatting is all about improvisation and talking nonsense. "
Lin Li told the truth.
You can't let Wang Ze treat the senior sister as a brother.
Bai Bufan is a lesson learned.
However, if the senior sister likes to watch BL, then Wang Ze's jokes about male ketones may also have a miraculous effect.
"Then father, how can you usually have endless things to say to the class monitor? Talk about questions and study? But I see that wretched look on your face, it doesn't seem like it."
Wang Ze thought for a long time, but after failing, he still asked with a headache.
"Just chat casually, talk about whatever comes to mind. My situation is different from yours. "Lin Li spread his hands.
"Give me an example, maybe it's the same. What was the topic of your last chat?" Wang Ze was not giving up.
Lin Li thought about it.
"At noon, I wanted to touch the monitor's legs, but the monitor wouldn't let me."
Wang Ze, Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei: "?"
Bai Bufan's mouth twitched slightly, and he smiled with relief, looking at Wang Ze: "Wang Ze, are you still learning?"
Wang Ze shook his head mechanically.
How the hell am I going to learn this?
The first time we chatted, he said to look at the stub, and the second time we met, he said to touch the legs?
Then the guy Wang Ze from Class 4, Grade 1, who was on the confession wall, might be resurrected again.
(End of this chapter)
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com