Chapter 286 New Machine Wow I Want to Touch Your Pants
Ding Sihan is really not suitable to be an online writer. After all, she did not respond to Lin Li, a reader's request for another copy.
The crime is so heinous that it is hard to describe it in words.
But forget it, forgive her. It is not easy for her to be an author. She may not be able to write anymore.
Putting away this precious and useful notebook, Lin Li put it in the box with black silk and locked it in the cabinet in the room.
Ding Sihan is right. It cannot be shown to others.
Although it has been memorized and it doesn't matter if it is destroyed, it can be kept by her or Qu Wanqiu in the future.
"Huh--"
Very good, since option E has been completed, it is time to deal with the other options that are imminent.
Lin Li never forgets his roots. He still remembers the knowledge he learned in elementary school, optimizing time.
For example, "Mom comes home from work to cook. It takes 5 minutes to wash rice, 25 minutes to cook rice in the rice cooker, 5 minutes to wash vegetables, 5 minutes to cut vegetables, and 15 minutes to stir-fry vegetables. How many minutes does it take for mom to cook a meal?"
It is foolish to do things in sequence. Many things can be done in parallel.
This is the truth that Lin Li has learned.
Therefore, facing the four imminent tasks of ABCD, Lin Li has made a choice.
AD, BD, CD, DDDDDD.
...
D can't come out.
Lin Li, who has done everything, ended everything leisurely and looked at the happy birthday letters still stuck on the curtains in the living room.
After thinking about it, let them stay here for a while.
When the air leakage is not good, I will take them down.
Now it's time to go to bed. I have to get up at four o'clock every day, and I have lost the qualification to stay up late.
Lying on the bed, holding the blue bear, which still has a completely different smell from the room, in his arms, Lin Li stroked the bear's back with his left hand and the bear's butt with his right hand.
Sexually harassing the bear, sniffing this fragrance, sleepiness gradually came.
Lin Li felt that today was a perfect day, and went to sleep.
"…"
"…"
"Swish——"
"If I hadn't stood firmly and deliberately fell over a little, would we have kissed?!"
Lin Li sat up straight, slapped his thigh heavily through the quilt, and said regretfully.
"Forget it, forget it, what's the matter, go to sleep." After a few seconds, Lin Li smiled and shook his head, thinking that it was a bit unnecessary, and just calmed down.
"…"
"…"
"Swish——"
"It was just a little bit! Just a little bit! Bai Bufan, did you have to cough at that time? What the hell are you coughing about?"
Lin Li became more and more angry as he thought about it, and took out his mobile phone.
...
"Lin Li: Bai Bufan, I'm really annoyed when I see you!"
"Lin Li: Voice 60s·"
Clicking on the voice, the foul language that burst out startled Zhou Baowei, who was burying his head in the cake.
Bai Bufan:?
Didn't you say you were the best brother an hour ago?
What did I do to offend him?
...
The next day, Tuesday.
Lin Li went to the classroom with breakfast as usual.
Today is not the birthday party for me, I wonder if the monitor will still help the enemy and answer my questions.
I didn't hear Bai Bufan's nonsense in the corridor, and when I walked into the front door, I found that he was not at his seat at all.
Maybe he slept too late.
"Monitor, Ding Sihan, and Xiao Ququ, breakfast for the three of you."
Lin Li divided the breakfast and gave it to Qu Wanqiu who was sitting alone, and then walked towards Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying.
Chen Yuying subconsciously wanted to look up when she heard it, but she quickly suppressed it again.
"Okay, put it there, thank you."
She looked busy, and then continued to concentrate on writing the extracurricular exercises in front of her with a pen.
But if you look closely, you will find that there is no new handwriting.
When the disposable plastic bag wrapped in breakfast appeared in front of her desk with a friction sound, Chen Yuying pursed her lips, raised her eyes nervously, and looked at Lin Li's hand along the takeaway, and then looked at his wrist.
No.
It doesn't matter.
Chen Yuying tilted her head slightly and looked at Lin Li's other hand holding more takeaways.
No.
It doesn't matter either.
"…"
It does.
The soft lips pursed and then recovered, and the original expectation in the eyes turned into disappointment.
In the hands of the little bear.
But it's not true to say that if you don't like it, just give it to the little bear.
I didn't make you really dislike it.
It's obviously matched very carefully.
The pen in Chen Yuying's hand touched the paper again, but she was no longer answering.
"Ding Sihan, take yours quickly." Lin Li's impatient voice came from above his head.
"What attitude, what attitude! Not filial at all." Ding Sihan took the breakfast hesitantly.
"It's really heavy, don't you know?"
Lin Li looked at the ungrateful little Ding Ding, shook his right hand vigorously, and showed that he was very tired, and by the way, revealed the bracelet that was deliberately hidden in his long sleeves.
After that, he pressed his palm heavily on Chen Yuying's desk and confronted Ding Sihan:
"Besides, I brought you breakfast, what's your attitude, shouldn't I be the one asking you?" He
even patted the desk.
Noticing the "sudden" bracelet, the disappointment in Chen Yuying's eyes completely disappeared and turned into surprise.
Then she became a little more annoyed, so she turned her head to look at the ground. Damn, it's a white shoe.
You, a fool, have escaped. If
I buy shoes for Lin Li in the future, I will only buy dark colors, so it doesn't matter if
you step on it. "Lin Li, try talking to me like this again? I'm angry, give me back the broken notebook I gave you yesterday." Ding Sihan was angry at Lin Li's arrogance.
"I'm sorry, Sister Ding, it's my attitude that's the problem." Lin Li slid down to his knees in an instant.
"Hey, do you like the gift?" Ding Sihan won the battle and asked proudly.
"Not bad."
"What about mine?" Qu Wanqiu on the other side asked after hearing this.
"Qu Wanqiu, get as far away as you can. I want to punch your finished homework book when I see you now." Lin Li turned his head and stared at Qu Wanqiu, sneered and chanted.
Qu Wanqiu blinked, her eyes innocent.
Does it have to be so obvious to treat them differently?
However, Qu Wanqiu did not have as much confidence as Ding Sihan. She felt that she deserved it. On the contrary, she wanted to see this reaction, so she just smiled and gave two middle fingers.
"What did they give you? I'm so curious, but they won't tell me when I ask them."
Hearing this unusual conversation, Chen Yuying raised her head and asked curiously.
"Things that are not suitable for children, sixteen years old are not suitable to know." Lin Li tapped Chen Yuying's forehead with his index finger and continued to walk to the back row.
"Tsk——" Chen Yuying pouted in dissatisfaction and began to open her breakfast.
"Yuying, so have you figured out this question? Teach me." At this time, Ding Sihan, holding a bun in his mouth, leaned over.
"The molar mass of A is... eh? Why is the molar mass "pig head"? "
Ding Sihan was stunned when he saw the answer written by Chen Yuying.
Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment, and looked down at the fill-in-the-blank question she had just written.
She saw the word "pig head" appeared on it, and there was a simple pig face next to it.
When was it drawn...
"Ah..."
Chen Yuying moaned, and quickly used a pen to fill in the answer into a black square, and then covered her slightly hot face.
...
"Did you eat all the cake last night?" Lin Li asked in the back row after breakfast was distributed.
"I don't know, I just ate some crumbs." Qin Zeyu shrugged.
"I don't know either, I just licked the cream." Chen Tianming sneered.
Hearing this, Lin Li looked at Zhou Baowei who was lying on his stomach.
"Baowei, do you know?"
"Haha, I may know a little more." Zhou Baowei said with a little embarrassment, and then rubbed his stomach, "Damn, it seems that I ate too much at one time last night, and now my stomach is a little uncomfortable."
"It's normal for pigs, and it's what they deserve."
Bai Bufan came late at this time, but it didn't look like he had just arrived, but went to the water dispenser to get water.
"It seems that you really listened to it." Lin Li nodded with relief.
However, Bai Bufan did not respond, but just sat in his seat and sighed deeply.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked.
Bai Bufan took a sip of water and sighed again:
"I drank too much water before going to bed last night, and I was awakened by the urge to urinate while sleeping, so I went to the toilet. After drinking too much water, the urine was like a high-pressure water cannon. My God, it was the first time I urinated so hard."
"Then what?"
Because this is a very ordinary statement, Lin Li did not find any abnormalities or points worth talking about, so he seemed very confused.
"Then I woke up again." Bai Bufan's voice was a little sad.
Wait.
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
"You can do Inception just by peeing? Damn, bed-wetters, stay away from me!"
Lin Li pinched his nose, leaned against the wall, and waved his hands in an unlucky way.
"Just kidding, just kidding. Actually, I woke up in time, so I didn't make a big mistake, but I did wake up many times last night, so from today on, please call me Yejia."
Bai Bufan first cleared his name, then spread his hands helplessly.
"Why don't you call Zibenjia?" Lin Li laughed, but then reminded: "Bufan, I asked you to drink more water, but I didn't let you drink like this. Didn't it say in the advice that drinking about two liters of water a day is enough? If you drink like this, be careful not to turn yourself into a giant."
"Can you turn yourself into a giant by drinking water? I have a bold idea." Bai Bufan's eyes lit up.
"Well, Bufan, your starting point is good, but don't leave yet."
...
After the fifth class, everyone got up and ran to the cafeteria.
Lin Li went out to eat at noon because he had to go to the post station to pick up a package for Wang Ze. He didn't have to compete with the big group, so he was not in a hurry.
I heard that Wang Ze had to meet a senior at noon, so I wished him success.
I was kidding, I wished him
failure, but he didn't really succeed. Therefore, Lin Li leisurely went to the back row to look for something in his small cabinet before leaving. He noticed that Zhou Baowei, who should have been the most committed to "not being active in eating, there is something wrong with your thinking", was dawdling and looked a little uncomfortable.
You can also hear him taking a breath of cold air.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked in confusion.
"I think I really had a stomachache. I just finished eating the school's grilled cold noodles before going to bed last night, but Bufan brought back cakes. I couldn't help but eat too much. As a result, my stomach didn't feel very comfortable when I got up this morning
. My stomach has been aching all morning, and I went to the toilet twice." Zhou Baowei sighed, "It seems that I should eat a lighter meal at noon."
Zhou Baowei eats greasy food and cream cake together.
"Baowei, I used to think you were the piggy bank when I was a kid." Lin Li sighed and shook his head.
"What do you mean?"
"Fat, but without money, still a pig."
Zhou Baowei: "?"
"You just said "I used to think", right? Now, it has improved? Right, it must have improved!" Zhou Baowei always had hope for Lin Li and asked expectantly.
"Well, it has improved. Now I think you are an egg tart." Lin Li nodded.
"What is this?"
"Round body, yellow inside, but brittle." Lin Li shook his head, "You, if you don't have a diamond stomach, don't eat porcelain."
Zhou Baowei: "..."
Being scolded twice in a round way within ten seconds, knowing Lin Li, Zhou Baowei felt that his life was ruined.
"Alas, after leaving Nansang Middle School, who can break my defense?" Zhou Baowei sighed.
"Your future salary."
"Get out, Lin Li! "
The defense is broken, and the defense is broken again.
"If you've been in pain for a whole morning, your condition is serious. Why don't you go to the infirmary?" Lin Li smiled and still expressed his concern in an anthropomorphic way.
Baowei cannot die. It is not time for his body to turn into lard.
"Forget it, I don't really want to go. I'm afraid of the infirmary. And it's not serious. I think I'll be fine if I bear it. I'm leaving. I'm going to eat. Bye."
Zhou Baowei still felt that it was unnecessary, waved his hand, and walked away.
Looking at Zhou Baowei's desolate figure and feeling the vibration of the ground, the warm man Lin Li decided to take action.
...
"Why do you keep your hand raised, Lin Li."
Chen Yuying looked at Lin Li, who had been raising his right hand since he appeared in the classroom. Although she might have guessed the meaning, she still tried her best to ask without any expression.
"Class monitor, do you know the Indian ascetic monks with raised arms? From today on, I will join this authoritative organization. Loyalty! Sincerity! "
Lin Li shook his right hand, making the bracelet shake and make a sound, and said seriously.
"A monk cannot have any ornaments, it's blasphemy, you have to give me the bracelet back." Chen Yuying held back her smile and stretched out her hand and said,
"Then from today on, I will withdraw from this unauthoritative organization. Pan! Tao!" Lin Li immediately put down his hand and changed his words.
"Squad leader, how is it? Does it look good? I feel it matches well, don't you? Are you envious?" Then, Lin Li put his right forearm directly on Chen Yuying's desk and showed off.
"Childish." Chen Yuying pushed his hand away and gave Lin Li a reproachful look. "The bell has rung, study."
And who said he didn't have one.
"Okay, study, study, study."
And since it was time to study.
The end of lunch break.
"Monitor, how do you write this question?" Lin Li, pretending not to know, poked Chen Yuying with a rolled-up textbook and asked in a low voice.
"You're not the birthday girl anymore, so I won't teach you today." Chen Yuying didn't even turn her head.
"Didn't you say yesterday that you would find a reason for today's situation? Why don't you find one?" Lin Li's eyes widened in disbelief.
Lin Li decided to withdraw his compliment yesterday that Chen Yuying was so cute that it was against the rules.
"I didn't find one." Chen Yuying said in a brisk tone, tilting her head to look at Lin Li playfully.
Lin Li decided to withdraw his withdrawal just now.
"Really not teaching?"
"Really not teaching."
Lin Li sighed upon hearing this, and then a faint voice came -
"Squad leader, can I touch your pants?"
Chen Yuying: "?"
The legs that were originally close together sideways to Lin Li immediately turned to the aisle. Chen Yuying turned her head and looked at Lin Li vigilantly.
After all, this guy might really do such a thing.
"Can I touch it?" Lin Li was still asking, quite polite.
"Of course not, and why do you suddenly want to touch your pants." Chen Yuying said shyly.
"Of course it's because I want to see if your pants have been frozen in the refrigerator. Otherwise, how could you become so cold? It can't be that I want to take the opportunity to touch your legs again. I miss the slippery and comfortable touch, right?
How is it possible? I can't do such a thing."
Lin Li shrugged and denied.
Chen Yuying's face was tense, and she shook her head: "It wasn't frozen, but I cut it into pieces with scissors, so it became a little cruel."
Lin Li's eyes lit up again when he heard it: "Do you still have the pieces? Can you send them to me? I can pay for the postage. Thank you for your hospitality, Arigato."
"Pervert!" Chen Yuying laughed and scolded.
"It's not what you misunderstood, monitor, do you know that children in many places can only wear thin clothes in winter? If everyone is willing to donate some useless clothes or fabrics, you can help them spend a warm winter."
Lin Li said with some disappointment.
Chen Yuying bit her lip and looked at Lin Li. After thinking for a while, she nodded, and finally she was full of love: "Okay, I will send it to them when I go home this weekend."
"Hey! Look, monitor, what a coincidence? I happen to know a child like this here. I will send you the address later. This way, not only will there be no profit from the difference between the welfare institutions, but the child is very kind and said that he can pay for the postage."
Lin Li immediately lowered his voice and clapped heavily, saying with relief.
Chen Yuying: "..."
This kid...
I'm afraid he's already eighteen years old.
"Okay, okay, show me the topic." On this topic, Chen Yuying felt that she couldn't win the argument with Lin Li, so she decided to surrender and punched Lin Li helplessly and funny.
"So what's your excuse today?"
"Because your bracelet is very beautiful, I like it very much." After a simple thought, Chen Yuying gave the reason for today.
Of course, it's not just the bracelet that she likes.
"Coincidentally, I like it too."
Coincidentally, he does too.
(End of this chapter)
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