Chapter 285 Then, make a choice
After carefully obtaining his own physical condition from Baidu, Bai Bufan came to this conclusion.
"Baidu told me that I am indeed suffering from the symptoms of advanced uterine cancer. I am doomed." Bai Bufan said sadly.
The "three people" laughed when they heard this.
This is the charm of Baidu.
Baidu seeks medical advice, cancer is in the late stage, water will be opened at 100 degrees, and people will die at 100 degrees.
These are never groundless.
One of the conditions where outpatient doctors are prone to fever, he worked hard to popularize science and give a lot of advice to patients, but the patient shook his head and said, "That's not what Baidu said."
Lin Li heard this, silently snatched Bai Bufan's mobile phone, and immediately started searching.
"Don't try, I know you don't want this, but, this is the conclusion... Wait, Lin Li, what the hell are you searching for!"
Bai Bufan thought Lin Li wanted him to search again, and was about to dissuade him, but when he looked over, he found that this guy didn't click on Baidu at all, but entered the keyword "loan" in the software store.
"I'm turning trash into treasure."
Lin Li downloaded all the loan apps in the pop-up list, then looked at Bai Bufan and said.
Bai Bufan: "..."
This bitch really wants to let him get some small loans before he dies.
"Get lost," Bai Bufan snatched back his phone and cancelled all the apps. Then he showed some concern:
"Forget about Baidu. What's wrong with me? The physical examination can't just show abnormalities without teaching how to deal with them, right?"
"Alright," Lin Li nodded and forwarded the advice sent by the private customer service to Bai Bufan: "The problem is not big. You are just abnormal and not sick.
Accessory spleen is congenital and basically won't have any lesions. The trend of fatty liver is not fatty liver. It's just that you eat too much greasy food and don't exercise enough. The trend will stop after you make up for it.
As for the kidney crystals, you have to pay attention to them. They are the predecessor of kidney stones, but the way to deal with them is actually very simple. Drink more water. They can be discharged by going to the toilet. That's why I asked you to drink more water and less beverages."
Lin Li summarized the advice with a smile.
"Huh - I understand."
"I was shocked. It turns out that my kidney is just about to form a pill. It's good that there are no other problems. Huh -"
Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief.
"Isn't it just drinking water and exercising? It's simple. Starting tomorrow, I will carve "Remember to drink water" on the table, and ask Baowei to remind you every day. Drink a glass of water in the morning and another glass in the evening. I will also get two bowls of soup from the cafeteria for each meal. Perfect."
Bai Bufan first drank the glass of water in front of him in one breath and made a bold statement.
Lin Li frowned and found something wrong: "Did you forget to mention the exercise part."
"Let's talk about it later."
Lin Li pointed at Bai Bufan.
"But Bufan, I heard that there is a niche way to expel stones. Do you want to try it?"
"Go ahead."
"It's not convenient to say this. I'll send it to you. "Lin Li took out his mobile phone and selected a picture to click.
Bai Bufan clicked on the picture and saw that it was a forwarded comment.
——"My boyfriend flushed his kidney stones into my penis. Now my penis is like a scallop with a pearl."
Bai Bufan: "..."
What is niche is not the way the stones are discharged, but the way this paragraph of text is combined.
Sometimes Bai Bufan felt that he read too fast, so that when his brain reacted and saw something, it was too late.
"The method is very good, but stay away from me." Bai Bufan concluded.
The four people ate cake, Bai Bufan drank water, and Lin Li began to ask for opinions:
"Originally, I should have treated everyone on the birthday, but you bought all these, right? My mother gave me a lot of birthday funds and asked me to treat you all to a good meal on the weekend. I guess she also anticipated this situation.
So what do you say this weekend, continue to make an appointment at the library?
I'll pay for the meal then? Or combine work and rest, study for half a day and go out for half a day?"
"I can. I originally planned to stay in school for the midterm exam. I brought my mobile phone this week." Qu Wanqiu nodded.
She was one of the people who handed in their cell phones at the class meeting on Monday.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan agreed without any surprise.
So the four of them looked at Bai Bufan.
"I haven't been home since the National Day." Bai Bufan suddenly realized this.
I was too lazy to go home on the first weekend, so I went to Pingjiang to experience shooting on the second weekend. The third weekend was the first two days.
"So you want to go home?"
"It's mainly because I feel that my father, mother and computer miss me very much. I am very homesick." Bai Bufan said.
"Which one of them misses you the most?" Lin Li narrowed his eyes.
"Computer."
"...Why don't you come to my house to play, or I can use my distinguished adult ID card to go to the Internet cafe to open a computer for you." Lin Li, who found that it was true, sneered.
"S-that's fine, then I'll stay too." Bai Bufan thought about it, nodded, and was convinced.
"But I really have to go home next week. Lin Li, if you have any expensive projects, arrange them this week, not next week."
"Okay-" Lin Li dragged his voice funny.
"That's all for tonight. It's time for us to go back to school."
After finishing most of the cake in front of her, Chen Yuying looked at the time on her smart watch and said to everyone.
In fact, several people only ate a small piece of cake and did not stay in Lin Li's house for long, but in order to go back before the dormitory door closed, it was time to leave now.
Therefore, Lin Li did not try to keep them, and neatly divided the cake into a large and a small one, so that Bai Bufan and Chen Yuying could take it back to the dormitory.
"This floor..." Chen Yuying's eyes looked at the place, the entrance, and the door of Lin Li's room were full of ribbons, and there were many cream stains on the floor of the living room.
"Should we clean it up before leaving?"
"No, I can do it myself later, it's easy, you go downstairs first, don't let Lao Jiantou wait anxiously." Lin Li waved his hand to indicate that it was not necessary.
It was indeed not very dirty, and it was not too troublesome to clean up.
"That's right, the surprise is for him, and we have to clean it up? Why does Lin Li take all the good things and let him clean it up himself." Ding Sihan agreed.
"Lin Li, is that dollar still there? Take it out and give me a sense of ceremony." Bai Bufan rubbed his hands expectantly when he heard it.
"Yes, but I'm too lazy to take it. Let's go, let's go downstairs first." Lin Li said with a smile.
"You want to go downstairs too?"
"Yes, I still have to send you to the gate of the community, and I feel it's necessary to say thank you to Lao Jiantou." Lin Li nodded.
"That's right."
They took out the shoes that they had hidden from the shoe cabinet so that Lin Li wouldn't notice something was wrong at a glance, and they changed and went downstairs.
"So it turns out that birthdays are so interesting. Thank you all." Following the four people on the way to the gate of the community, Lin Li, who was walking at the back, thanked sincerely, "It's a night worth remembering."
"Lin Li, do you rarely celebrate your birthday?" Chen Yuying asked after hearing this.
"Yes."
"Why?"
"It's too troublesome, I think it's unnecessary, or I don't have the environment." Lin Li shrugged and said with his hands spread out.
Chen Yuying remembered that Lin Li stayed at home alone most of the time, and patted her mouth lightly with some regret.
"You still have to celebrate more often. There are many benefits to celebrating birthdays." Bai Bufan persuaded after hearing this.
"For example?"
"Studies have shown that the more birthdays a person has, the longer he lives. Obviously, celebrating birthdays can extend life." Bai Bufan gave his argument.
"Makes sense. I will celebrate them in the future." Lin Li realized. "
Yes, I will celebrate them in the future." Chen Yuying also nodded at Lin Li with an excited tone.
During the conversation, the five people had already arrived at the gate of the community and pushed open the iron gate that didn't even have a lock.
Lin Li looked around and found that Xue Jian's car was parked in the parking space opposite to the side. Now he was standing next to the car smoking.
Parking opposite, no wonder I didn't notice it at all when I went home.
But to put it bluntly, if I didn't think about it at all, even if I parked at the gate of the community, I might not notice it. After
noticing that Lin Li and the other five came out, Xue Jian put out his cigarette and started the car.
"Okay?" Xue Jian asked after the five people approached.
"Yes, thank you, teacher." Chen Yuying smiled sweetly.
"Teacher, thank you." Lin Li stepped forward and bowed 90 degrees to Xue Jian in a slightly formal manner to express his gratitude.
"No need." Xue Jian just felt a little funny when he saw Lin Li, who was rarely serious.
But this child is an adult after all, so it's normal for him to mature.
"Happy birthday, Lin Li." Xue Jian was a little relieved.
Lin Li didn't straighten his bent waist, but the two hands that were originally on his legs were put together and stretched forward in a begging gesture: "Teacher, although you haven't given it yet, I have received your gift, please take back your kindness."
Xue Jian: "?"
Mature ass.
Xue Jian now regretted that he had just put out the cigarette butt, otherwise the hands in front of him would be the best ashtray.
It can also be a gift.
"My gift to you is that I won't scold you today." Xue Jian sneered.
Lin Li stood up straight after hearing this and laughed heartily: "Thank you, teacher, I like this gift very much."
"Okay, let's get in the car and go back to school. Lin Li, you should go back early to take a shower and go to bed. Your hair is full of cream. Don't be late tomorrow."
Xue Jian opened the car door, sat in the driver's seat, and nodded while starting the car.
Although Lin Li used a tissue to clean up the cream after being hit, there was still a lot of residue.
"Okay! Thank you, teacher!" Lin Li replied with a smile.
Bai Bufan took the lead and sat in the passenger seat, sitting upright like a good baby.
Ding Sihan opened the car door, and the "three people" got into the back seat one after another.
Chen Yuying was the third one.
The old street lights cast a warm yellow halo on Xue Jian's car. Chen Yuying's fingertips just touched the door handle, but her movements stopped.
Lin Li, who was watching her, naturally noticed this pause. When he was about to ask if she had forgotten something, the girl in front of him suddenly turned around.
Chen Yuying's pretty face was slightly red in the moonlight. The force with which she grabbed Lin Li's wrist was like a spider silk blown up by the wind, so light that it would break in the next second, but it was extremely strong. It
was burning and a little scalding.
She exerted a little force with her hand, and Lin Li, who didn't react, was pulled sideways.
Chen Yuying stood on tiptoe and her face gradually approached.
Lin Li: “?!”
The tip of her hair brushed across the solidified cream on Lin Li’s face, and the warm air she exhaled carried the words into his cochlea. The cool voice caressed his earlobe:
“I made both the scarf and bracelet. If you like them, they’re for you. If you don’t like them, they’re for the little bear—”
Bai Bufan coughed lightly from the passenger seat. In fact, he didn't notice this at all, but Chen Yuying was like a frightened deer. Her pupils suddenly shrank, and her fingertips drew a half circle on Lin Li's wrist in panic, and then pulled out.
When she stepped back, her heel crushed a fallen leaf on the roadside. The cracking sound was hidden in the roar of the car engine. Of course, there were more
sounds hidden in this roar than just the cracking sound.
"Bang, bang."
"Bang——"
Chen Yuying had already sat in the back seat, closed the door, and lowered her head to look at her straight legs.
Only the broken hair on her forehead with a little cream recorded everything that had just happened.
"Let's go, Lin Li, go home quickly."
When Xue Jian heard the door close, he turned back to confirm that Chen Yuying had also gotten in the car. He looked through the back window and gave Lin Li a warning, then started the car and left with the four of them.
Lin Li was left standing there under the street light, watching the car leave.
Until it disappeared at the intersection.
Lin Li then slowly raised his hand and touched his left earlobe.
It was slightly hot, as if it was the residual heat left by the hot breath.
The street lights stretched Lin Li's shadow for a long time. Lin Li twisted his shoulders and walked towards the community.
Only his regretful murmur was left on the street -
"I thought it was a kiss. I even thought of the name of the child just now."
...
Lin Li returned home.
He did not deal with the garbage on the ground, but walked towards the little bear that took his gift.
He opened the inflated plastic bag and took off the scarf.
Whether from a distance or close up, the workmanship is indeed not fine, but Lin Li initially thought that this was a decoration that came with the little bear, and it was normal to be a little rough.
Now it seems that this is not the case.
There are two capital letters LL embroidered on a corner of the scarf. At first, this side was facing the bear, so it was not noticed.
Unfortunately, there was no CYY on the other end.
Put it in front of the tip of the nose and sniff it, and a faint fragrance came.
Lin Li did not have the habit of wearing a scarf in winter before.
But now he has it.
Spring and autumn are also possible, as for summer... never mind, summer is up for discussion.
"Is it your scarf? Why are you wearing it? You still want to sleep with me? Damn it, if you steal my things again, I'll make you fly."
Lin Li took off the dark blue braided rope bracelet tied to the round arm of the little bear, and said mean words to him at the same time. The dark blue
braided rope has a cold luster, and the eight-strand braid has fine lines. The knot is decorated with an old silver buckle, and there is a white jade in the middle, and there is also a "LL" hollowed out on it.
The end of the adjustment chain is attached to a steel ring, with vertical lines of varying depths, like a ruler without numbers.
But after counting carefully, it is found that there are exactly eighteen.
"You stole it from me? Is it yours? I'm asking you, is it yours? Hmm? Speak! Thief! Speak!"
Lin Li looked at the little bear coldly, and slapped it every time he said a word.
Little bear: "?"
- Feed me peanuts! Feed me peanuts TAT!
The little bear didn't speak, pretending to be dumb, and Lin Li was very unhappy.
Of course, if the little bear really spoke, Lin Li would be even more unhappy.
"Pretending to be cool, huh? Wait for me in bed first, or you'll be in trouble tonight." Lin Li patted the little bear's butt, walked to the door of the room, and threw it on the bed.
Then he continued to unpack the gifts from Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu.
After tearing off the packaging and opening Qu Wanqiu's box, Lin Li's eyes went dark.
There were many small independent packages wrapped in black cloth in the box.
"What is this?"
Lin Li picked up a few at random and read the text on the package.
"15D black, what is this."
"Pure desire letter style stockings for women, spring and autumn thin... huh?"
Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"
What did he just read?
Lin Li took it in front of him and took a closer look. It was really fucking black silk.
"This one too? This one too!"
Lin Li emptied the box. There was nothing else except a dozen packages of black silk.
"..."
As we all know, giving black silk is actually a very ambiguous thing.
But when a girl gives black silk to a boy, it seems a little less ambiguous.
It's a bit perverted.
"Xiao Jiujiu, you..."
No wonder Qu Wanqiu looked so strange when she said she would put up female college students if she wanted to sell it second-hand, and she argued that she
would put up her own photos. Nansang is not Chengdu, and it would be difficult to sell it if you put up your own photos.
"Fuck, the black silk stockings I like are the ones that are worn on the body. What's the point of giving me a separate one? It will be hard to argue if Sister Min finds out." Lin Li was a little amused.
But he accepted it first.
Maybe it will be useful one day.
Afterwards, Lin Li opened the gift that Ding Sihan gave him. He originally thought that there would be some surprises, but after opening it, he found that it was really just an ordinary notebook.
There were also signs of use, and there was no plastic cover. Lin Li suspected that Ding Sihan was recycling it.
But Lin Li didn't mind at all.
Lin Li turned to the first page, huh, there were words.
"Yingbao's menstrual period: around the middle of each month, October is from the 11th to the 13th... eh?"
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
What did he just say?
"The information I can tell you privately at the moment."
"Yingbao's favorite doll image: she likes all cute dolls, and she likes bears the most. There are two in the dormitory, and I heard that there are more at home."
"Least favorite animals: frogs and toads."
"Favorite songs..."
"(Note: Uncertain) Favorite clothing style..."
"..."
Lin Li looked around, and every entry in the notebook was about Chen Yuying.
"I just chose a notebook myself, at least you can definitely use it in your daily life"
these words rang in his ears again.
Xiao Dingding you...
Lin Li flipped through it, and it was actually filled with four or five pages, covering a lot of aspects, all kinds of preferences were recorded, and all the objective facts and subjective guesses in the information were marked out.
On the last page of the notebook content.
"The above are all information that I think Yuying won't be mad at me for sharing with you even if she knows. But please note, she will definitely be unhappy if you share it with others, so it is forbidden to show it to others! Forbidden! Forbidden! Forbidden!"
"I also know a lot of news that is not suitable to be written in this notebook. If you want to know, please be filial to your mother. Maybe I will tell you when I am in a good mood. Do you understand?"
"Understood!" Lin Li nodded heavily and took out his mobile phone.
Although it was strange for Ding Sihan to make this request, Lin Li would do it——
"Lin Li: Mom, I will definitely respect you well in the future."
"Wu Min:?"
"Wu Min: Eighteen thousand was spent so quickly?"
"Wu Min: Where did it go? Show me the details, it's too fast, it's only been one day."
"Lin Li: No, my classmate asked me to respect you well."
"Wu Min:?"
"Wu Min: Are you sick?"
"Lin Li: Maybe my classmate is sick."
"Wu Min: No, it must be you who is sick, Lin Li, don't force me to scold you on your birthday."
"Lin Li: Good night "Rose" "Rose" "Rose""
OK, on the weekend, take a screenshot of this message and show it to Ding Sihan, and those messages should tell me.
The plan worked.
After perfunctorily talking to Wu Min, Lin Li looked at the slightly messy and lonely house and took a deep breath.
Everyone, Lin Li has a lot of things to do now.
A: Clean up the garbage on the ground (the cream has left footprints, it is even harder to clean after a while, urgent)
B: Take a shower and wash your hair (there is still cream on your face and head, it is sticky and uncomfortable, urgent)
C: Study the textbooks I brought back (it belongs to the original study plan, delay will disrupt everything, urgent)
D: Apply glue first (it is human nature, urgent)
E: Read this notebook (you can read it anytime, no rush)
It's really embarrassing, but make a choice!
Lin Li smiled slightly.
EEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm going forward!!!
When [Strong Memory] is turned on, in a state of almost photographic memory, all these contents are engraved in Lin Li's mind in a few minutes.
He can recite the notebook backwards.
——Benshiji.
Lin Li was still not satisfied, and said with a click of his tongue:
"Damn Ding Sihan, you only wrote a few pictures. If I tell others, they will think I look down on you. Why don't you write a few more words?"
"One more!"
(End of this chapter)
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