Chapter 284 A good password should be easy to understand
This extra pure cream cake was not big, Bai Bufan directly cut it into four pieces with a cross, and gave them to everyone present except Lin Li.
The birthday boy was isolated again. Sure enough, building a small group is the beginning of the friendship.
But Lin Li didn't care whether this small group would capsize or not. He put down the big cake in his hand first, stretched out his hand to the four people, and smiled flatteringly:
"Well, where is my cream cake? Give me a piece."
"Don't worry, you are the birthday boy, how can you not have a share? I will give it to you later." Ding Sihan took the cake and smiled at Lin Li with ill intentions.
Turning a blind eye, as if aiming.
Lin Li: "..."
"How the hell are you going to give it to me!"
"Guess."
"You're going to hand it to me, right! Ding Sihan! Answer me! You're going to hand it to me later, right!" Lin Li took a half step back and smiled bitterly.
Ding Sihan said nothing, just smiled blindly.
Born one, sentenced.
"Squad leader, you have some too. Are you going to hit me later?" Lin Li looked at the only human being present, grasping the last hope.
You see, Chen Yuying was still a little embarrassed. She nodded slowly, obviously struggling inside.
Chen Yuying, OK!
Not only that, Yingbao was also very considerate. She comforted Lin Li with a tone similar to waiting for her husband to return home at the door, with gentleness and consideration in her eyes:
"It's okay, Lin Li, the water heater has been turned on for you."
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
Isn't this right?
Lin Li ran to the toilet. Hey, guess what, the hot water has really been turned on. It is almost boiling now, and you can take a hot bath with enough hot water at any time.
Wow, so considerate.
"I'm really stupid, really," Lin Li raised his lifeless eyes and continued, "I just know that I'm not a person in your eyes, you will enjoy bullying me, I didn't know that it would be the same on my birthday."
"Even if you become Xianglin Sao today, you have to take this, and die quickly." Qu Wanqiu sneered when she heard this, boring, she wanted to see milk flowing like a river!
"Okay, okay," Lin Li shook his head and laughed, sighing resignedly: "I'll take off my coat first, isn't that reasonable?"
The less clothes you can wash, the better.
"Reasonable."
After taking off the coat, Lin Li hesitated for a while, looked at the four people, and asked for their opinions: "Do you mind if I take off my shirt directly?"
Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan immediately raised their hands, looking expectant: "No mind, fully support!"
Bai Bufan felt cold: "Disgusting!"
Chen Yuying blinked, looking a little expectant.
"Forget it, I feel like taking off clothes is a bit of a hooligan." Lin Li rejected himself, "I'd better be more elegant and just take off my pants."
"How is it elegant? Why do you take off your pants?"
Bai Bufan immediately raised his hand, looking expectant: "I don't mind, I fully support it!"
This was naturally a joke, and Lin Li finally only took off his coat, and his
upper body was still in school uniform. There is a difference between lifting the top and being topless. This is not a water park. With Chen Yuying present, even Lin Li would be a little embarrassed.
"OK, I'm ready to die." After making all these preparations, Lin Li picked up the big cake again, looked at the candle on it, and said with a smile.
"We are ready too."
It's time to make a birthday wish.
Holding the cake high, facing the expectant or covetous eyes of the crowd, Lin Li seemed to show an expression of impending danger, despair and sadness, but he couldn't help but smile.
Looking at the trembling candlelight under the eyes of the crowd, Lin Li suddenly realized that "The Little Girl Who Sold the Nuclear Bomb" might be more than just a fairy tale.
Because you can really see the person you want to see in the swaying flames.
The only difference is.
The little girl can see because it is her imagination, an illusion, while Lin Li can see because he is right in front of her.
As for being hit by cream, what does it matter.
Then--
"I make a wish--"
"It won't work if you say it." Chen Yuying reminded.
"Okay." Lin Li, who was stopped, smiled, closed his eyes, and engraved the wish in his heart.
Then he opened his eyes, moved forward slightly, and let the air he exhaled extinguish the flames.
"Oh!"
"Happy 18th birthday! Lin Li!"
"Be happy every day! Live forever!"
"Forget it, die now!"
Amidst the laughter and blessings, some people changed their faces very quickly, and the cream cakes in the hands of the four people also attacked Lin Li
one after another. They were really rude.
This thing is not suitable for catching a knife, not to mention that Lin Li was holding a big cake in his hand.
Therefore, in just a moment, the part above Lin Li's neck turned into a piece of snow-white, cream flowed along his brow bone, and the ends of his hair were still hung with ice crystals made of cream.
Being filled into puffs.
Seeing Lin Li like this, the four of them all smiled happily.
But Lin Li was not annoyed at all. He licked the cream at the corner of his mouth, shrugged his shoulders, and asked helplessly: "Are you satisfied now?"
Chen Yuying was about to nod, but suddenly covered her mouth and stopped laughing. Instead, she asked Lin Li in a low voice with concern:
"Lin Li, how is the sound insulation of your house?"
Bai Bufan and the other two shut up after hearing this.
It's not early now, and it would be bad if they disturbed the neighbors.
"Not very good." Lin Li shook his head, "The sound insulation is still quite poor. I can hear it every time someone knocks on the door."
The four people who were a little worried and apologetic after hearing the first three words fell silent again after hearing the whole content.
If you can't hear the knock on the door, then the sound insulation is a bit too good.
"What's the point of saying that the sound insulation is too poor!"
"Don't worry," Lin Li laughed, "Although the sound insulation in the old community is indeed average, there is no one living downstairs, and the people upstairs are also very good.
And we are not going to stay up all night to play, don't worry, what's more, when the neighbors are really angry, you guys left long ago, and they scolded me."
"That's good."
With a relieved sigh, four more pieces of cream flew over.
"..."
Wiping his face, Lin Li thought for a while, and changed his words: "Why don't you worry about it? In fact, my neighbor is very cruel. He eats three children for every meal."
Ignored.
Finally, the cream was thrown away. Because the lights were not turned on yet, there was only the moonlight flowing through the curtains in the living room. The four people all had smiles on their faces - and there was also a creature with cream all over its face, so it was hard to tell whether it was smiling or not.
"Then I'll turn on the light." Ding Sihan, who was closest to the light, made this gesture.
"Wait a minute, let's sing Happy Birthday again." Lin Li took the paper handed over by Chen Yuying to wipe his face and stopped him.
"Why, do you want to hear this?" Ding Sihan asked in confusion.
"No," Lin Li took off his birthday crown hat and placed it on the top of the cake, and sincerely popularized science to Ding Sihan:
"Remember, don't forget that your birthday is actually the birthday of your cake, so let's also wish it a happy birthday."
Ding Sihan: "..."
Sick.
Ignoring Lin Li's opinion, Ding Sihan turned on the light.
Lin Li took out the cake knife. In fact, today is not only the birthday of the birthday cake, but also the death anniversary of the birthday cake.
"How much do you want?" Lin Li asked.
"One piece."
"A small piece will do."
No one was very hungry, so naturally they couldn't eat much.
"I don't think the five of us can finish it. Why don't you take the rest back to the dormitory and share it? Otherwise, it's not realistic for me to keep it for one person. It will take several days and it may go bad in the refrigerator."
Lin Li asked casually as he started to cut.
"Sure, the three of us can take a small piece back. It will be enough for them. Bai Bufan can take the rest back. You boys eat more." Chen Yuying nodded and suggested.
"Then Baowei will be blessed." Bai Bufan had no objection.
"Here, wait, Lin Li, this is for you. It's your birthday present. Don't say that your mother doesn't have you in her heart."
At this time, Ding Sihan took out a wrapped gift from under the pillow on the sofa. It was flat and square, and looked like a book.
"You actually prepared a gift for me? What is this?"
Lin Li put down the cake knife, carefully confirmed that his hands were not stained with cake and were clean before taking it, and then asked curiously.
"I asked Bai Bufan what gift he liked, but he was hesitant to say it, so I chose a notebook myself. At least you will definitely use it in your daily life. It's not a good thing, and you don't need to expect too much. It's just a token of my appreciation."
Ding Sihan replied.
"Thank you." Lin Li smiled from the bottom of his heart, "Although the gift is small, the sentiment is even smaller."
Ding Sihan: "?"
"Did you say the wrong word?"
"No," Lin Li touched the crook of his neck and nodded to Ding Sihan seriously: "Ding Ding, I will accept the gift, but you can take back the sentiment."
"You accepted it the wrong way!" Ding Sihan laughed and complained, then saw Lin Li wanted to open the gift, stepped forward and held it down, shaking his index finger left and right:
"It's not polite to open the gift in front of people without permission, open it after we leave."
"Okay."
Lin Li didn't care, and temporarily put the gift on the lower layer of the coffee table.
"This is my gift." Qu Wanqiu followed.
"Bai Bufan knows nothing about anything. It's useless. I picked mine blindly. If you think it's useful, keep it. If it's useless, just put it up as a second-hand software for female college students to use and sell it."
Qu Wanqiu also handed over a small gift box with a square package, and it was hard to tell what was in the box.
"Then I will definitely put it up as a male college student to use and sell it. With my selfie, it won't sell worse than the female college student."
Lin Li took it and put it on the next layer, smiling and said to Qu Wanqiu.
Qu Wanqiu was a little embarrassed to hear this, but nodded: "Okay, it should sell."
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.
"I gave you mine this morning, that's the one. I only prepared that one!" Bai Bufan noticed his gaze and emphasized quickly.
"Useless things, gifts are not presentable, and suggestions are not given. Can you get out of my house? I'm annoyed when I see you." Lin Li sneered.
"You can blame me for this. The Trisolarians have to think about life when they see you. Who can see through you? I really can't give them advice."
Bai Bufan said unconvinced, and then sighed to Lin Li in a low voice:
"Some brothers, actually there are, but there is some information that I dare to send to you, but not to them."
Seeing Bai Bufan's eyes, Lin Li took out his mobile phone with understanding, and Bai Bufan really sent him a message.
"What birthday gift do boys want to receive the most?"
"A: Game derivative toys"
"B"
"C: Technology smart devices"
"D: Quality of life items"
Lin Li laughed out loud.
It's so hard to choose.
But it really can't be sent to the "three people". If you send it, you will definitely be labeled as a bad dog and sent to a dog meat restaurant.
"Okay, I forgive you." Lin Li said with a smile.
"What are you laughing at?" The three girls opposite asked curiously.
"Nothing."
"That's something perverted."
"Hello, yes."
Lin Li admitted with a smile, and handed a small piece of cake with fruit on it to Chen Yuying. After the other party took the cake, he did not retract his hand and stared at her.
The meaning is self-evident.
Chen Yuying held the cake, facing Lin Li's sight, she blinked with smiling eyes, pointed at the cake in front of her and said:
"The gift has been given to you."
"What?"
"This cake is it."
"You made it?"
"Yeah~"
Lin Li was stunned at first, then snatched the cake from Bai Bufan's hand, and pointed at Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu with both hands:
"Shut up, shut up! You two shut up! Don't eat! Start picking your throat now! Hurry up!!"
The three of them heard the words, and they all laughed out loud.
"Protecting food? Lin Li, I really have to contact Pan Hong." Bai Bufan pointed at Lin Li and shook his head and teased.
On the contrary, Tiangang, the dog cried and caught the dog.
"Just kidding." After the clear laughter, Chen Yuying covered her mouth and said, "The cake is bought, not a gift."
She put down the small plate in her hand, walked to the room connected to the balcony, and then came back holding a huge doll.
"I, I have never given a gift to a boy, I have no experience, and I don't know what you like. Bai Bufan can't tell, so I chose a little bear that I bought before, which is very comfortable to hug and sleep.
If you don't like it, another day, such as this weekend, I will choose another gift for you..."
Chen Yuying walked in front of Lin Li and stuffed the huge doll wrapped in an inflatable plastic bag into Lin Li's arms. Without looking directly into Lin Li's eyes, she slightly shifted her eyes and said softly.
Bai Bufan sighed. Why did everyone mention him one by one? They really used him as their condom.
"How could I not like it!"
"Just this first time alone is already a very precious gift, it's great, the first of the class monitor - oh."
Of course, Lin Li would not say that he didn't like it, but before he finished speaking, the doll in his arms was picked up and hit on the head to stop his perverted speech.
But life goes on, and perversion continues.
"The only flaw in this gift is that it would be better if it was the little bear you slept with."
"Pervert..."
After spitting softly, Chen Yuying still didn't look at Lin Li. Amid the slight cheering of Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, she returned to them, blushing, and ate the cake in small bites. Lin
Li looked at the little bear on his lap.
The whole color is blue, and the fur is lambskin with snowflake patterns. It looks very comfortable to touch, and it must be expensive.
There are semi-permanent sunglasses tattooed on his face, and his expression is also very cool.
It is a cool bear.
There are also many accessories on his body, including a light gray scarf, a dark blue braided rope bracelet on his hand, and small earrings on his ears. Not bad
.
Although Lin Li doesn't have the habit of sleeping with a doll.
But Lin Li can learn.
"Lin Li, do you have anything to drink? I'm a little thirsty." Bai Bufan, who was eating cake with a plate, looked up and asked.
There were some rather rustic snacks on the coffee table, but no drinks.
And I didn't see them in the refrigerator just now, otherwise Bai Bufan would have taken them himself.
"Yes, yes." Lin Li stood up after hearing that, walked to the kitchen and came over with a kettle.
Lin Li asked Bai Bufan: "Bufan, boiled water or beverage?"
"Beverage." Bai Bufan replied.
Drinking boiled water is a bit too bland.
"You guessed wrong, it's boiled water." Lin Li shook the kettle and said to Bai Bufan regretfully.
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
Not a buddy?
"You didn't ask me to choose, but to guess? Fuck!" Bai Bufan couldn't hold it anymore.
"I usually drink a lot of boiled water at home, and it's the only thing I can drink at home." Lin Li said with a smile.
He took out a disposable cup and poured a cup for each of the four people, and finally specifically reminded Bai Bufan:
"And, Bufan, you really need to drink less beverages. Your physical examination report has come out, and the situation is not very good."
"Really? Are you lying to me again?"
Bai Bufan's hand holding the water cup froze, and he felt guilty all of a sudden.
"It's really not this time. I was looking at the physical examination report at the door just now, and I didn't have time to send it to you. Now I'm sending it to you, take a look for yourself."
Lin Li shook his head.
"Why do I feel more nervous than checking my college entrance exam scores? By the way, Lin Li, what's your WiFi password? I used too much for the sports meet and the short videos and hotspots in the past two days. I only have seven GB left, and I want to carry it over to next month."
"Tenda_6C9G01 is ours, and the password is five times of anal lifting." Lin Li replied.
"What is five times of anal lifting? Is it the pinyin of four words? No, it's the pinyin of five words of anal lifting. That's too long?"
Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to ask after trying.
Stupid dog, Lin Li sighed, took his phone and directly entered the password - "O*O*O*O*O*"
The connection was successful.
Bai Bufan: "(; ゜○゜)?"
So it's concrete?
That's great.
Then, Bai Bufan checked his health report.
The report directly noted the abnormal indicators.
"Kidney crystals", "accessory spleen", "fatty liver trend", "low platelet count"...
"Fuck? Why are there so many problems?" Bai Bufan was stunned when he saw his abnormalities, and then looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, what about yours? Do you have any?"
As long as Lin Li has them, Bai Bufan will not panic.
"I am very healthy, nothing abnormal."
But unfortunately, Lin Li just looked at Bai Bufan, who is only close to 16, with pity and sighed.
Lin Li's report is indeed very normal, and all the indexes show that he is very healthy.
It seems that the system's improvement of his physical condition is beyond the improvement of the biological body, and the growth of ability has no effect on the presentation under modern technology.
It is good news, and he does not need to worry about others discovering the abnormality of his body from this perspective.
"Fuck!! What do these abnormal indicators mean? What are the results?"
Bai Bufan felt that the cake in front of him was not fragrant at once. After swallowing a mouthful, Shui asked with a little worry.
"You can find out by checking Baidu." Lin Li gave a suggestion.
It makes sense, Bai Bufan immediately went to check Baidu.
Three minutes later.
Bai Bufan raised his head, expressionless:
"Everyone, I seem to have uterine cancer and I am dying."
(End of this chapter)
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