Chapter 426 Maybe He Can Really Subdue High Voltage Electricity
"No? Is Hanhan someone you can call out to?" Ding Sihan's voice rose: "What are you talking about! Who is missing you guys so much——"
But as he was cursing, Ding Sihan couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing. Then he stamped his feet in frustration (not Bao Wei, so he didn't cause an earthquake): "Damn it!!"
Don’t say that, don’t say that.
I seem to have a bit of that taste.
When these two people were dating on the weekend, I felt much more resentful than Qu Wanqiu and Bai Bufan.
"Alas, it really is not right to have a child so early." Lin Li seemed not to hear Ding Sihan's protest. He shook his head and sighed, his face full of vicissitudes and relief. "Okay, I'll spend this week with my daughter."
Ding Sihan took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. Then, his expression calmed down and he said, "Lin Li."
"What's wrong, baby girl?"
"I can see that you think I'm redundant."
Lin Li: "Didn't I tell you everything? Why do you still want to see it? Ding Zi, are you Er Duolong?"
Ding Sihan: “…”
Lin Li's talent tree for provocation is too full.
The Provocateur potion also melts in the mouth.
Seeing Lin Li's innocent expression, which said, "I'm just stating the facts," Ding Sihan took a deep breath and forced a kind smile.
"What I want to say is that if you want me to stop pestering Yingbao and give you two some space, that's fine too. There's a way."
"Oh, tell me in detail, Sister Ding, and show me a clear way!" Lin Li's eyes lit up.
"Help me find a partner so I can have a relationship," Ding Sihan answered straightforwardly, then looked at Lin Li expectantly, "That way I'd like to be alone with you guys, so I won't bother you guys anymore. I might even find you annoying.
Isn’t this good for both you and me? How good is it? "
Ding Sihan originally had no idea about love, but after spending a long time with Chen Yuying during their relationship, he saw the two of them being ambiguous with each other every day. In addition, Lin Li was a person who did not hide his feelings at all and liked to show off a little, so it was inevitable that he would have some expectations.
Lin Li is to blame for the human-to-human estrus phenomenon that occurred in Class 4.
Upon hearing this, Lin Li's eyes suddenly widened, as if he had suddenly realized something. He clenched his right fist and slammed it onto the palm of his left hand.
He immediately paced back and forth in the small space in the back row, his eyes quickly scanning between Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying. The faster he walked, the brighter his eyes became. Soon, a brilliant smile bloomed on his face:
"Let's talk about where we can go this weekend."
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying: “?”
“Hahahahaha!!”
Chen Tianming, who was laughing beside them, noticed the three people's gazes and immediately frowned. He turned his head to look at the corridor outside the classroom. The three people were left with only the back of his head and the sound of his sophistry:
"Sorry, this math problem was a little funny, I couldn't help it."
Chen Tianming even thought that Lin Li would recommend Qin Zeyu to Ding Sihan.
But unexpectedly, Lin Li was born better than he thought.
Ding Sihan stopped looking at Chen Tianming, but he also reacted. His smile was as cold as the corpse of Bai Bufan who had been dead for three days. He stepped closer: "Lin Li, what do you mean - huh!?"
What did it mean that just a moment ago, he was so determined not to let me get in the way of him and Chen Yuying, but after I offered him the option of helping him find a relationship, he suddenly felt that it was okay to bring me along?! Huh?!
Ding Sihan already had a picture in his mind——
Ding Sihan: Are you there?
"Lin Li: Yes, I am here. I am here all the time except when Yingbao and I go out to play."
"Ding Sihan: I want to fall in love, introduce me to someone."
"Lin Li: Where are we going?"
Faced with the questioning, Lin Li remained silent, just smiling as he ran around the classroom to avoid being chased.
When Ding Sihan was tired of chasing, Lin Li ran back to Chen Yuying, stood behind her, and said to Ding Sihan with a smile:
"Dingzi, it's not that I don't want to help you, but you want me to help you find a partner. Isn't that too much to ask?"
"Haven't you heard the saying 'Those who are near pigs eat, those who are near touches have sex'? What kind of people are I acquainted with? What good can they be?"
"If I could solve other people's estrus problems, Zeyu wouldn't be sitting there waiting for help, and Tianming wouldn't be playing the dog and being played around by others."
Before Ding Sihan could respond, Chen Tianming turned his head and looked at Lin Li in dissatisfaction:
"Lin Li, I've told you more than once, I'm not being fooled by Qiaoqiao. Spinning around is just my personal hobby. I have my own plans."
"I'm not a licker, I just like to smile and breathe with my tongue hanging out. If you don't understand, please don't say anything nonsense, okay?"
Lin Li gave Chen Tianming a thumbs up.
To be honest, the fact that Chen Tianming could say these words naturally really proves that he is very clear-headed.
Lin Li felt that there was no need to worry about how much loss Tianming would suffer by being a bootlicker. This bitch was probably enjoying it, and he and Yao Qiaoqiao were demanding emotional value from each other.
"See? This kind of stuff—" Lin Li pointed at Chen Tianming and spread his hands to Ding Sihan:
"Among the people I know, they're all pretty good. I don't even bother to say anything about the other guys. They're all worse than cockroaches. At least cockroaches have girls screaming for them."
Chen Tianming laughed out loud again, about the aggressiveness.
——I feel quite proud that I am in the "calculated" range.
"Ding Ding, I refuse to accept your request, not because you are not good enough, but because I can't do it. They don't deserve it."
Lin Li said earnestly.
Ding Sihan, who hadn't been really angry at all, lightened up a bit after hearing this high evaluation and nodded in satisfaction:
"Okay, since you said so, I can understand. After all, I am indeed excellent."
"Isn't it?" Lin Li snapped his fingers, pressed Chen Yuying's shoulder, and gave Ding Sihan a blessing:
"Dingzi, given your conditions, you don't need my help at all."
"Believe me, in the future there will always be a boy you'll be happy with, wearing golden armor, with a rainbow of auspicious clouds in his hands, holding a bouquet of flowers, walking up to you, and saying to you gently and sincerely: 'Excuse me, please move aside, Auntie, you're blocking the way.'"
Ding Sihan: “?”
I thought Lin Li was trying to give in to me, but it turns out he was poisoning himself?
"Yuying! Get out of the way! I'm going to make you a widow today!! Auntie! I'm going to make you my auntie!!" - Hajihan responded.
"Okay~" - Chen Yuying smiled and cooperated by moving half a step to the side.
"Hey! Baby, are you so heartless? - Tianming! Save me! Otherwise I will make Yao Qiaoqiao a widow!" - Lin Li ran towards the direction where Chen Tianming was.
"Will she remain a widow for me if I die? Hehe~hehe~If that day really comes, don't forget to tell your father during the family sacrifice. I'm going to die first!" - Chen Tianming avoided Lin Li, revealing pink bubbles at the same time.
Lin Li: "Hey you fucker."
…
afternoon.
"Okay, get out of class is dismissed." Xue Jian on the stage stayed in class for more than a minute, finished the unfinished topic, and then signaled for the get out of class to end.
Several students immediately gathered around with their test papers and asked about the questions.
"call--"
Bai Bufan leaned back in his chair, took a long breath, scratched his head, and sighed with a headache:
"This math class is so frustrating. Every time they get to a difficult question, I spend half my time thinking, 'What the hell is this guy talking about? I don't understand anything.'"
"That's already pretty good," Zhou Baowei, who was on the other side, heard the complaint and looked over. "At least you can still understand for most of the time. I can't do that at all. I suggest that math be included as an elective subject."
Bai Bufan smiled sadly when he heard this, then turned his head and looked at Zhou Baowei:
"Who told you I understood the rest of the time? During that time, all I could think about was, 'What is Jiba saying? I don't understand anything.'"
Zhou Baowei: “…”
Who taught Bai Bufan to divide it this way?
But Baowei was very relieved. That's right, this was the Bai Bufan he was familiar with. It would be strange if he really understood him. He almost thought that he had been completely led astray by Lin Li.
After chatting with Bufan, Zhou Baowei looked to the other side, at his deskmate.
"My gentle, talkative, and pretty little girl... My gentle, talkative, and pretty little girl... She actually thinks my name is nice... But I don't even know her name..."
——Qin Zeyu was absent-minded, with empty eyes, and was still mumbling.
Zhou Baowei shook his head with disgust.
Don't understand.
What's the good of being in a relationship? After you get a girlfriend, she might even compete with you for food. It's depressing just thinking about it.
Lin Li walked over and pressed Qin Zeyu's shoulder, his eyes full of sympathy. He sighed and said apologetically:
"Hey, Zeyu, stop it. I was just kidding you. I exaggerated about that girl at noon. Forget it. Actually...actually, she's a man. I made up that identity just to fool you. Don't worry about it. It's okay. There'll be another time."
"Lin Li, stop comforting me! Damn! My gentle, talkative, and pretty little girl! Why are we not destined to be together? Why didn't you just get her contact information for me at noon..."
Qin Zeyu became even sadder after hearing this and said dejectedly.
Yang Bangjie heard Chen Tianming beside him suddenly laugh and looked over curiously: "What's wrong?"
"Nothing," Chen Tianming tilted his head to look towards the classroom corridor: "Sorry, this math problem was a little funny, I couldn't help it."
Wow, retreating to advance, Lin Li is really a beast.
Before Lin Li could continue to say some heartfelt words to Qin Zeyu, Xue Jian, who had just finished solving a problem on the podium, walked towards the back row with a test paper in his hand, his eyes fixed on Lin Li.
"What's wrong, teacher?"
"The electricians will be here for maintenance and renovations the day after tomorrow at noon," Xue Jian said straight to the point. "To save time, they plan to cut off the power five minutes after class ends before starting work. What are your plans? Go finish your meal first, then come find me and I'll take you there."
"I can go there right after class, and I can have lunch in advance." Lin Li thought for a moment and replied.
The earlier you get involved, the greater the chance that the system task will be judged successful.
Besides, who knows how long Xue Jian will take for lunch, and it will be troublesome to wait for him.
"You're not planning on eating self-heating hot pot in class that day, are you?!" Xue Jian's face suddenly changed, and he stared at Lin Li with anxiety and vigilance: "Don't even think about it!"
Zhou Baowei, who was originally not interested, pricked up his ears and eavesdropped, just like Huang Yi and Zhou Jiana.
"No," Lin Li waved his hands helplessly. Why was Xue Jian so prejudiced against him? "I just planned to buy some sandwiches and bread in advance to eat during class."
"Huh, this is more than enough to eat during class. Okay, wait in the classroom at noon on Wednesday. I'll take you there after class."
"Okay, teacher."
Xue Jian was too lazy to say anything more, so he waved goodbye and went to Class 5 to be a human teacher.
After Xue Jian left, the boys naturally asked Lin Li curiously what he was going to do at noon tomorrow. After learning the answer, although they were a little surprised that Lin Li was keen to participate in such things, they lost interest and stopped asking.
Bai Bufan was eager to try.
As long as Lin Li is there, he is willing to go - this is the bond behind the 259 "I love you"s.
But unfortunately, if Xue Jian was present tomorrow, Bai Bufan knew very well that old Jian would definitely break up the couple, so he could only give up with regret.
…
Wednesday at noon.
"get out of class dismissed."
After saying that the get out of class was over, the teacher took the sandwich that a student had bribed him with and left the classroom.
Lin Li stood up slowly and walked to the classroom door. Not long after, Xue Jian appeared at the end of the corridor.
The two walked towards the distribution room one after the other.
The corridor leading to the power distribution room has been conspicuously cordoned off with a sign that reads "Electrical construction in progress, no entry."
Of course, the power in the teaching building was still on, so the work had not officially started. Lin Li saw a middle-aged man and a young man wearing electrician uniforms standing outside waiting. When they noticed Lin Li and Xue Jian coming over, they faced the two of them.
"Teacher Xue." The middle-aged electrician greeted him after approaching.
There was a name tag on his uniform with "Zheng Hong" written on it. Another younger person, who looked like an apprentice, had a name tag with "Liu Feng" written on it.
Zheng Hong smelled strongly of cigarettes, probably because he was a heavy smoker, but Liu Feng was okay.
"Master Zheng." Xue Jian also nodded in response.
Zheng Hong's gaze immediately fell on Lin Li.
Following his gaze, Xue Jian also looked at Lin Li, nodded, and introduced:
"Master Zheng, this is Lin Li, whom I told you about before. The school agreed to let him come and observe and learn, and to help out.
Lin Li, this is Master Zheng Hongzheng, who is in charge of this maintenance, and this is his assistant, Liu Feng.
"Hello, Master Zheng, hello, Master Liu." Lin Li nodded politely and greeted them.
"No, no, no, I'm just an apprentice, not much older than you, just call me by my name." Liu Feng waved his hands quickly.
"Hello, hello," Zheng Hong smiled. "Being the top student in the class means being polite, good boy."
Hearing this comment, the corners of Xue Jian's mouth twitched slightly.
Sighing, Xue Jian still looked at Lin Li with the sense of responsibility of a class teacher and instructed:
"Lin Li, here, you must follow Master Zheng's instructions. Do whatever he tells you to do, and don't touch anything he tells you not to. Your job is just to learn, observe, and help out. Protecting the safety of the two electricians is your top priority. Got it?"
"I understand." Lin Li nodded honestly.
Zheng Hong and Liu Feng: "(；☉_☉)?"
Oh, it's not you, wait a minute.
Did I just hear it wrong?
What does it mean to make both of our safety the top priority?
Zheng Hong scratched his head, thinking Xue Jian had just made a mistake, but then nodded and agreed:
"Lin Li, Teacher Xue is right. Safety is absolutely paramount in electrical work environments. Everything must be done according to regulations."
"I don't need to explain the dangers of high voltage electricity. Even the most skilled electrician can be killed in an instant.
You must listen to what Xiao Liu and I say later. Do not touch any electrical circuits or equipment without permission, and make sure to ensure insulation protection.
If you can't comply, for safety reasons, I will not be lenient and will report it to the school teacher and kick you out."
Lin Li looked expectant when he heard this and nodded firmly: "Don't worry, Master Zheng, I know everything. I have also made sufficient preparations before coming here."
After saying that, Lin Li reached into his pocket.
Zheng Hong originally thought that Lin Li would take out protective tools such as insulating gloves, but he raised his eyebrows randomly, a little surprised - because he saw that Lin Li took out a small bottle.
"What is this?" The bottle looked like a medicine bottle. Zheng Hong asked with confusion and a little curiosity.
"Blood pressure medication." Lin Li said truthfully.
"Oh, so it's a—huh?"
Zheng Hong and Liu Feng: "(；゜○゜)?"
"Lower, lower what—?" When Zheng Hong spoke again, not only was his voice louder, but his voice almost broke.
"Blood pressure medicine, Master Zheng," Lin Li said as if it was a matter of course. Then, worried that Zheng Hong might overthink it, he quickly explained:
“Of course, bringing this medicine doesn’t mean I don’t trust you.
I'm not saying that if you were here, none of us would get electrocuted. It's just a precaution. If there really is an accident that's not caused by human error and someone gets electrocuted by high voltage, we won't have to panic and can still save them."
Zheng Hong: “…”
What you are worried about is whether you trust yourself or not.
Fuck you.
Isn't Nansang Middle School the best public high school in Nansang? Is this person really the top student in their grade, not the last?
Is it easy to get first place in this grade?
There is a kind of broken feeling when someone is introduced as "an honest man who doesn't talk much", but when you meet him you find out that he is actually "an old man who doesn't talk much".
"Mr. Xue——"
Zheng Hong, whose mind was in a mess at the moment, subconsciously looked at Xue Jian and tried to ask for help. However, he stopped talking halfway.
Because Xue Jian, who was standing next to Lin Li just now, had already left without looking back.
"Knock knock knock." The only sound coming from the corridor was Xue Jian's receding footsteps.
"Teacher Xue? Teacher Xue?!" Zheng Hong was a little surprised. He raised his voice slightly and spoke to Xue Jian's back.
After Xue Jian heard Zheng Hong's call, his originally moderate walking speed increased instantly.
"Knock knock knock!!!" The only sound coming from the corridor was Xue Jian's distant running.
Finally, Xue Jian disappeared from the sight of the three people.
Zheng Hong and Liu Feng: "..."
Oh, no...
Why did you run away?
Zheng Hong shifted his gaze back to Lin Li with difficulty.
Noticing the gaze, Lin Li, who had been watching Xue Jian leave, turned back and met Zheng Hong's gaze. He raised the small medicine bottle in his hand, waved it beside his face, and revealed a clear and innocent smile:
"Hmm? Master Zheng, would you like a slice?"
Zheng Hong nodded: "Okay."
Lin Li's eyes lit up and he quickly opened the bottle cap to take the medicine.
Liu Feng looked at his master who nodded in shock.
Zheng Hong had a blank expression on his face. Noticing his apprentice's gaze, he calmly replied, "My blood pressure is high."
Liu Feng suddenly realized.
Could it be that Lin Li had anticipated this happening and brought blood pressure medication with him?
Seeing that Lin Li really took out two pills and handed them to him, Zheng Hong took the pills in his hand. He definitely didn't want to eat them. He rubbed them for a long time, suddenly shook his head, and smiled with relief.
He patted Lin Li's shoulder and said, "Kid, you are great."
"You are born to be an electrician. You are much more suitable than Xiao Liu."
"220 volts can't kill 250. You're even better than the voltage, kid. You're invincible."
Lin Li: “()!”
Wow, I’m so awesome!
(End of this chapter)
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