Chapter 425 Perhaps a Happy Family
December 16th, Monday.
It has been cloudy for the past week, but when I woke up this morning, it was a rare sunny day.
Alas, it didn’t rain when I came.
But I have been deprived of the right to speak, why is it not raining, why!
Heaven is blind!
Arrived at school.
"According to unofficial historical records, Hua Xiong was a general who strictly obeyed traffic rules. When Dong Zhuo was attacked by the eighteen princes, he saw Guan Yu appear from the enemy camp and thought it was a red light, so he reined in his horse and waited there. He also asked the lieutenant general next to him, "How can this red light move?", "Oh my god, why does this red light have a knife in his hand?", "Ahhh, the red light is killing people!"
In the end, he didn't react in time, and was easily killed by Guan Yu while the wine was still warm."
Bai Bufan is still the person who respects Guan Yu the most in Nansang Middle School, and today's unofficial history is again about Guan Yu.
According to Bai Bufan, if it was Ultraman who was fighting against Hua Xiong, he would only need to hold on for three minutes. When the red light starts flashing, he would probably release the brakes and get ready to start.
——I will be taking exams for subjects three and four this week, so I reviewed the knowledge. It’s good, I have mastered it very well.
"Hey, what do you think, is there no solution for Optimus Prime to deal with traffic lights? When the light is red, he becomes a person walking, and when the light is green, he becomes a car driving." Lin Li couldn't help but sigh in the next second as his divergent thoughts made him sigh.
"Wozhi, it's true!"
"No wonder there's a policy that only car people can settle in Shanghai! So they took this into consideration!"
"So, if Optimus Prime gets lonely, will he look for a ride-hailing service?"
"Fuck! I've been asking this question for months now? No more jokes! You're dead, right? Deduct your money!"
Once upon a time, when Bai Bufan asked himself this question last time, he still had to force himself to concentrate and listen carefully in class.
But now, even if Lin Li listens carefully in regular courses, it will not help his grades.
The morning reading session was spent in quiet laughter, and then the first class on Monday was a class meeting.
"I'll tell you a few things today,"
During class, Xue Jian walked in without a test paper or lesson plan. It looked like a serious class meeting.
"The first one is relatively recent. This weekend, the school will be used as an examination venue for a math competition, and our class will most likely be used as well.
The exam is on Sunday afternoon. Students who stay on campus should not come to the teaching building all day on Sunday. Students who return to campus should also pay attention and not come to the classroom too early.
You don't need to put the tables and chairs in place, someone will do it when the time comes. If the drawers can be emptied, it is best to do so. If it is not convenient to empty them, there is no need to force it. It is just a preliminary round, so the requirements are not that strict. However, you must be prepared for strangers to use and move them.
If you have valuables, be sure to keep them carefully."
"Okay, this is the first thing, which doesn't concern most of the students. The second thing concerns everyone, and it's about New Year's Day."
"For New Year's Day, the school has arranged two activities."
"The first one is the customary New Year's Eve party, which will be held in the playground that evening."
"For the school-level gala, programs are collected and screened from the entire school. There are probably still a few spots left to be confirmed. If anyone is interested in performing on stage, they can apply within this week."
The reason why there are not many spots left for the New Year's Eve party just after Xue Jian notified us that they need to prepare is not because other classes are fast enough, but because most of the programs of this kind are usually "pre-determined".
In other words, give priority to connecting with clubs and student unions.
Most of them are actually singing programs, and many of the top ten singers in previous years in high school have received invitations in advance.
——The New Year’s Eve party is only for freshmen and sophomores in high school. At most, the seniors in high school can take advantage of the break between evening self-study sessions to run to the playgrounds of the freshmen and sophomores campuses to take a look at the party.
In addition to these songs, the dance club will perform one or two dance programs, and the teacher group may be forced to perform poetry recitation or even aerobics, or one or two speech programs... In this way, it takes up most of the time.
There are only a few places left, and both freshmen and sophomores have to compete for them together. I guess it will be difficult even if you want to get in.
But this is actually quite good. If every class were asked to come up with a show to perform, that would be real torture.
"Then the second activity is the New Year's Day Garden Party."
Seeing that no one asked about the program, Xue Jian nodded knowingly and continued:
“This activity is participated in by classes. Each class needs to come up with a project and set up a stall or activity point in the designated area.
Regarding designated areas, the classrooms and the corridors outside your own class are of course at the class's disposal. In addition to these two, you can also apply to the school in advance for open areas outside the first floor.
In previous years, classes on higher floors would get a food truck from somewhere and sell hand-pulled pancakes on the first floor, which looked quite decent.
The types of stalls or activity points are very flexible, and there is basically no limit on schools. Anything related to toys, food, or things for sale is fine.
In addition to the hand-pulled pancakes I just mentioned, the students I taught in the previous class also played a ring-tossing game similar to the one at the market. They charged admission and gave prizes for winning the ring.
In previous years, there were also places selling milk tea, grilled sausages, and something else called… millet? I think that’s what it was called, and they seemed to sell pretty well.
"As long as the items or goods sold do not violate school rules and regulations and public order and morality, there is no problem."
Lin Li didn't even need to look up to know that Xue Jian was staring at Bai Bufan when he said this, and might have glanced at him in passing.
Bai Bufan is so bad.
Seeing Lin Li pretending to be dead, Xue Jian paused and continued his introduction:
"The school will give each class 100 yuan in funding. Of course, this is probably far from enough, but don't think it's too little. Just think of it as a subsidy from the school. We mainly rely on class funds, but if you can get sponsorship or something, it will be considered a great achievement."
"Everyone is responsible for their own profits and losses. The money for purchasing materials, renting equipment, and purchasing goods will all come from this. And the money earned will all be used as class funds, and can also be used as wages. There must be someone responsible for the class projects, but I don't recommend that everyone stay in the classroom all the time. It's better for everyone to rotate the "work."
"But don't be too self-interested in participating in this event just because you're responsible for your own profits and losses. The essence of the school's activities is to let you have fun. There's no ranking involved. They're just to enrich campus life."
"I won't go into too much detail. Just like before, you guys should handle your own activities. If there aren't any difficulties that need my help, I won't interfere. Just give me your approval once the project is finalized."
"Then tell me the time of these two activities."
"Because New Year's Day this year falls on a Wednesday and there will be no holiday, these two activities will be concentrated in the half week before New Year's Day, so you can relax."
"The New Year's Eve party will be held on Monday evening, December 30th. The garden party will be held on the morning of the 31st. In the afternoon, the school knows you won't be in the mood for classes with the remaining half day, so they're holding a first-year class meeting in the lecture hall."
"You can bring your cell phones during that half week, but just like during the sports meet, you have to hand them in to me in advance. You still have to attend classes as normal during Sunday evening self-study and Monday daytime. I'll give them to you on Monday night.
Don't hope for the best. If I catch you not handing it in, you have to return it by the end of the semester. If you get caught by the school, don't ask me to beg for mercy. You can go to the Academic Affairs Office to get it yourself after graduation."
Bai Bufan didn't even need to look up to know that Xue Jian was staring at Lin Li when he said this, and might have glanced at him in the meantime.
Lin Li is so bad.
"If you want to sign up for a program for the evening party, you can tell me now. If you have ideas for the garden party, we can discuss it. There's still half a month left, and if the project isn't complicated, there's still plenty of time."
Unlike the New Year's Day party where there was no response, the classroom immediately became noisy at this moment. Everyone was still very interested in this garden party.
"What are we going to do?"
"I think food and drinks are better. If we can't sell them in the end, we can still produce and sell them ourselves, so there will be no waste."
"I have a smoothie machine at home. If needed, I can lend it to the class for free. It's a pity it's winter now. It would definitely sell better in the summer, but I think there will definitely be customers who want to eat it. Besides, smoothies are basically just smoothies with some flavored water, so the cost is definitely not high."
"It's something I can consider."
"Something like the ring tossing game the teacher mentioned would also be fine. It's actually very inexpensive and can be reused over and over again. You can even rent it directly. I only use it for a day anyway, so I think it's not bad either."
"How about we just turn our class into a flea market and sell used items?"
“…”
——This is the style of the first half of the class, humans.
"What are we going to do?"
"Our senior class can't lose face. Don't make petty things that people look down on. If we're going to sell anything, we'll sell luxury goods, gold, silver, and jewelry!!!"
But, having said that, I don’t have any channels for Jinzhuo Jewelry at the moment.”
"What the hell can you sell for the rest of your life!"
"How about selling some Genshin Impact merchandise? According to unofficial history, New Year's Day was established to celebrate the birth of Genshin Impact, so it's pretty fitting."
"Fuck you! I'm going to invite Zhu Yuanzhang over!"
"Why invite Zhu Yuanzhang?"
"Zhu Yuanzhang hated the original god, so he established Mingchao to try to fight against the original god."
"Holy crap! Turns out Gouzi is the moderator of the anti-Genshin Impact forum!"
"What you said makes me want to eat mangoes. I think our class should sell food. If we can't sell all the food, we can still have a meal for ourselves at noon. How great is that?
In addition, I agree with Bufan that our Class 4 cannot lose face and cannot sell cheap things that people look down on, so we sell lobster and king crab!"
"Bao, you're using class funds to order food for your mother, right?"
"You're all at Sony. The final project needs to be reviewed and approved by the boss. Your plan won't pass the review at all. Why don't you listen to me? I have a plan that can restore Team 4 to its former glory."
"you say."
"Didn't Old Jiantou say that the corridors outside the classrooms are designated areas for each class without permission, and we can arrange them as we please? How about we block off the corridors and charge a toll?
Alternatively, we could go to other classes and collect the "humiliation fee." If anyone dares not to pay, we'll go to their class and make a scene, preventing them from doing business.
"What about our dignity and face?"
"Don't worry about those trivial things."
“…”
——This is the style of the second half of the class, non-human.
They sat upright, pressed tightly against the back of their chairs, seemingly watching each other pretending to have a human discussion, but in fact they pricked up their ears and listened attentively, filtering out the human conversations in the first half of the class and eavesdropping on the non-human mumblings of the boys in the back row, with a relaxed expression.
——This is the painting style of Huang Yi and Zhou Jiana, Overheard.
He lowered his head to look at the table, listening to the laughter of his good friends behind him in the distance, but he couldn't hear clearly, so he scratched his head and finally could only look up at Xue Jian's expressionless face, then lowered his head again, gritting his teeth but feeling sorry for himself.
"Wang Ze, do you have any ideas?" Xue Jian asked, glancing at someone who was fidgeting next to him.
"Yes, teacher, yes, I want to change my seat." Someone showed a flattering smile.
"Okay, then you come up and sit on the podium, and I'll take your seat." The child had said this many times, and Xue Jian felt that he had to be considerate, so he nodded.
"Oh no... Teacher, forget it..."
Fuck you.
The guardian of the trench!!!
——This is Wang Ze’s painting style, I want to die.
There is no way to get a result from such a discussion, and Xue Jian did not intend to discuss the result in this class meeting.
Finally, when the get out of class was about to end, the task was still handed over to several class leaders such as Chen Yuying and Zhuo Yongfei, allowing them to find opportunities to integrate the class opinions and get the final plan implemented.
High emotional intelligence: The teacher hopes that you can have autonomy. This is your activity, and of course you are fully responsible for it. The teacher will not interfere.
Low emotional intelligence: Don’t get close to me.
…
Around noon.
Lin Li and Chen Tianming returned to the classroom together.
In order to increase his chances of qualifying for the semi-finals, Chen Tianming plans to come to the classroom at noon this week.
He ate quickly and when he entered the classroom, Chen Yuying had not returned yet, so Lin Li went back to his seat and did nothing for a while.
"Hello, classmate. Are you from Class 4? This seems to be the meal card of your classmates." A boy appeared at the back door with a meal card in his hand and said to Chen Tianming.
"Okay, give it to me." Chen Tianming took the meal card and said something.
"Zeyu's?" Lin Li asked with a smile after the boy disappeared.
"Who else could it be? Go ahead." Lin Li was close to Qin Zeyu, so Chen Tianming directly threw the meal card over.
"You're still insisting, Ha Jiyu..." Lin Li shook his head after taking the meal card.
"Yeah, Zeyu is such a jerk. He won't listen no matter how much I try to persuade him." Chen Tianming nodded, smiling somewhat helplessly: "Humans in estrus are still too crazy."
"You're not qualified to say such things, are you?
When Zeyu was in heat, he just lost his meal card. But when you were in heat, you forced yourself to do math, and even competed in math. You are even crazier. "
"Qiaoqiao, she's different."
"walk slowly."
After scolding Chen Tianming for a few words, Lin Li put the meal card into Qin Zeyu's drawer, smiled, and looked at Chen Tianming again:
"Dawn."
"Hey, what's wrong?"
"Since Zeyu is not here, the person who just picked up the meal card, is he still a boy?"
"Of course he is—" Chen Tianming was about to answer with a puzzled look on his face. The next second, he paused and then showed a knowing smile: "Oh—he could be a girl."
Lin Li: "Let's not talk too much this afternoon. If you say something like 'beautiful as a fairy', Zeyu will think it's fake.
Let's just say that it was a pretty girl, and when she returned the meal card, she mistakenly thought you were Zeyu, and she even said that the name Qin Zeyu was really nice~
Then, her voice is also very touching. Based on our brief interactions, I feel that she is a very gentle girl, and she is also very talkative..."
Looking at Lin Li, whose expression was becoming more and more evil, he spoke in a rage and without any mercy, as if he was not willing to die.
Chen Tianming was silent, with a slight twitch of his lips.
Fuck you.
So detailed, so perfect.
If Lin Li had used the IQ that harmed his buddy to research technology, the Earth would have already become a level six civilization and would have been able to throw its briefs at the Singer civilization.
What a beast.
"Lin Li, who are you planning to harm now?"
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying appeared at the main entrance of the classroom at this time. Seeing the expression on Lin Li's face, Ding Sihan shook his head in disdain and asked in a disgusted voice.
"Children should stay out of adult matters," Lin Li waved his index finger left and right, then raised his chin: "Dingzi, why did you come to the classroom at noon?"
Could it be true that as they said the day before yesterday, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu would take turns using Blue Silver Entanglement on Yingbao, leaving me no room to be alone?
That's bad.
I will use the Tang Sect hidden weapon "Pay attention to Taffi, thank you, meow" to deal with the two of them.
"I'm redundant again, right?" Ding Sihan sneered.
"How could that be? You might not know, but I often mentioned you when I was dating the class monitor."
"Praise me or scold me?"
"Then don't worry about it."
"Okay, Sihan will come at noon to discuss the garden party." Looking at the two people who were arguing again, Chen Yuying explained with a smile.
Seeing the relieved look on Lin Li's face without even pretending, Ding Sihan sneered even more.
Treason!
Without even turning back, he walked heavily to Lin Li's side, then proudly hugged Chen Yuying and said, "Yingbao has already agreed. If you plan to go out and play this weekend, you will definitely take me with you!"
"As for whether you want to play with us...haha, whatever! You want!"
Looking at the triumphant Ding Sihan, Lin Li chuckled and looked at Chen Yuying: "Class monitor, do you think Ding Sihan is just like our child?"
"Huh?" Chen Yuying was a little confused. What was going on between Ding Sihan and Shouying... Bah!
Why did this name automatically come to my mind?
It’s all Lin Li’s fault!
Hateful Lin Li - Note: This only refers to the Lin Li part of the name. I still like the other parts of the Lin Li, and I only hate this part of the name temporarily.
Chen Yuying is very satisfied with her own rigor.
Lin Lize smiled and began to explain:
"We wanted to spend some time alone together, and we finally persuaded grandma to help take care of the baby for a day.
As a result, when we were just spending time together, the child kept trying to contact us: "~Ah, Mom and Dad, when will you come back~", "Hanhan misses you guys~" ~ "Hanhan wants to be with Mom and Dad~ I feel so lonely~"
When we came back from our two-person world, oh no, it was even worse.
Having experienced life without his parents, Ding Ding is now completely homesick and refuses to be separated from them. "Mom and Dad, please don't leave Han Han behind next time, okay?"
Lin Li described it in a pretentious but vivid way.
If someone asked why Lin Li said he only gave it to grandma and not to grandparents and grandpa.
Oh, grandpa is in heaven, grandma is so busy with work that she may not be able to go home once a month, and grandpa doesn’t even know that he is a grandfather. After he finds out, taking care of his granddaughter is a small matter, but he is afraid of taking a knife and son-in-law on the road.
Just leave it to grandma.
(End of this chapter)
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