Chapter 448 I’ve never felt happy playing in a band
Lin Li believes that asking for a ton of man juice from someone after just knowing them for only an hour is not very polite.
Is the unit of demand for juice in tons? This Zhu Ning salt is not salty at all.
After hearing the other party's request, Lin Li couldn't even hold his temper. He just smiled helplessly and looked at Zhu Ning and asked gently, "Miss Zhu, may I ask, what do you think of me?"
Zhu Ning: "My savior."
Lin Li: “…”
I didn't notice.
"Miss Zhu, do you know what a ton means? You asked me to give you a ton of guy juice, which means I want to die." Lin Li explained helplessly.
Theoretically, a man only excretes a few milliliters at a time. That amount in anime is almost non-existent in reality. On this basis, if a man neither abstains from sex nor indulges in sex, and his frequency is normal, the total weight excreted in his lifetime is estimated to be only a few dozen kilograms.
One ton… There was no need for Zhu Ning to be so roundabout if he wanted to kill himself.
But considering that Zhu Ning could say this number, it was obvious that she had no idea about it.
I can only say that there is a huge gap in some knowledge.
The establishment of a physiology class for all women in the world is imminent.
There was nothing he could do. Looking at Zhu Ning, who collapsed into a heap in a daze after hearing this, Lin Li could only continue teaching her physiology lessons:
"Miss Zhu, this number is impossible. In fact, human males..."
After listening carefully to Lin Li’s popular science lectures, Zhu Ning realized that he had made a big mistake and his face turned a little green.
"S-Sorry... I heard there were tens of millions of these, so I thought there were a lot..."
"It's tens of millions, but it's different from what you understand." Lin Li waved his hand. "Don't blame yourself. It's enough for you to know the truth now."
After a moment's silence, without waiting for Zhu Ning to speak again, Lin Li took the initiative to say:
"So, if you use this thing too frequently in a short period of time, it can easily harm your body, and the reserves are also limited. Although I have a better foundation in this area, it's only slightly better. I will provide it to you based on the situation.
Don't worry, I will try my best and won't do things half-heartedly."
The description of Task 5 was "Strive to Satisfy," and the word "strive" actually had a high tolerance rate, because Lin Li had seen more powerful keywords such as "try your best" before.
Similarly, if the task requires him to "do his best", Lin Li will still give up the task.
No need.
Gluing is a sacred thing. What is important is to enjoy this wonderful process rather than the result.
If someone was playing glue just to get out, Lin Li would look down on such people for the rest of his life, and the Niu Niu Elf would also despise them.
So even though there is no need to cut, Lin Li will still proceed at his own pace. Whether he can complete this task depends on whether the system understands it.
"Mr. Lin Li, please don't say that. It's great that you're willing to give it to me. I wonder if it will cause you harm? Then please don't hurt yourself—"
Zhu Ning quickly explained his thoughts.
"Yes, I will take it in moderation." Lin Li nodded.
Upon hearing this, Zhu Ning was a little overwhelmed and asked:
"So... do I need to be shy now?"
"No need," Lin Li paused after hearing this and said with a smile, "Because I don't plan to give birth while I'm still in this world."
It's not that there are no spellcasting materials. There are also some selected static and dynamic materials in the second-level album of Lin Li's mobile phone - why put it at the second level? If Chen Yuying takes a look at the album on a whim, although she won't say anything, Lin Li will inevitably feel embarrassed.
Although the materials are available, the current environment is really harsh.
Taking off pants in such an environment is against the Zhou rituals and constitutes a breakdown of rituals and music.
Let me emphasize again that gluing is a sacred thing. If you are not pious in your heart and act carelessly in such a place, it is not just contempt, it will definitely arouse the wrath of the Bull Spirit and directly bring down divine punishment.
In mild cases, the penis will be shortened by one centimeter, and in severe cases, it will become directly positive.
Of course, there was no need to explain this to Zhu Ning. Lin Li offered a more respectable explanation:
"Ms. Zhu, to be honest, it seems like you're focusing on the wrong thing right now."
"Let's not talk about whether or not preserving the young man's juice will be a problem after I produce it. More importantly, the issue you need to consider most right now is how to return to your alliance."
"I also wanted to leave here, but based on my own exploration and attempts, I found that the height of this Silent Canyon is far more than 100 meters, and there is no passage underneath.
The fact that there are so many mecha wreckages and corpses of your kind here also proves that it would not be easy to get up again after falling.
So I gave up, but I could give up because I could go back to my world at any time, but what about you?
What good would it do if I gave you a ton of guy juice if there was no way for you to get back?
If you can't take it back, it will just rot here, which is meaningless. In the short term, you may be able to survive by relying on me to bring you the survival supplies you need, but when I can no longer come to this world, I'm afraid it will be a problem for you to stay alive.
Or, have you found a way to leave, or are you sure your alliance will send someone to rescue you?"
Lin Li's eyes were filled with anticipation.
After all, if he could leave, Lin Li would definitely want to see this world.
Upon hearing this, the facial features on Zhu Ning's translucent head froze for a moment, and then his entire gelatinous body seemed to dim a little:
“…You’re right.”
Because the excitement caused by the boy's juice quickly cooled down:
“… So many things happened in such a short period of time that my mind was a bit confused and I actually forgot the most important thing.
"Silent Canyon"... the silent force field. We haven't found a suitable countermeasure yet. The height difference of over a thousand meters and the unique rock structure make climbing impossible..."
"Therefore, the default outcome for those who fall into this place is death. In fact, without your elixir, I would have died after enduring the impact and the silencing field. Rescue is unrealistic and will not occur."
Zhu Ning's words were heavy.
Indeed, I completely misunderstood the priorities and the focus.
A brief silence then fell over the two of them.
Lin Li had nothing to say. It turned out that this canyon was a thousand meters deep. That was indeed a bit beyond Lin Li's ability.
Go buy a hot air balloon in reality?
It can fit in the gourd, but the procedures might be a bit troublesome, right?
Moreover, at thousands of meters, it is difficult to ensure that there will be no mistakes during the flight.
"Let's think about staying alive first," Lin Li could only say.
"After you tell me the details of this canyon, I'll find a way to leave. But you can't die before that. So first, tell me if food and water are important to you. If so, what kind do you need..."
Zhu Ning looked up when he heard that, but his eyes first fell on the phone in Lin Li's hand.
There were imperceptible ripples on the surface of her body, as if she was trembling.
"Mr. Lin Li..." Zhu Ning started to speak, but he didn't mention anything about food. Instead, he asked hesitantly with curiosity:
"You mentioned earlier that 'according to my exploration and attempts,' you also detected a height greater than 100 meters. Did you detect this using the equipment you brought with you?"
"Yes," Lin Li thought, and the small drone was immediately taken out of the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd" and landed steadily on the waterproof cloth:
"I flew to an altitude of over 100 meters, but unfortunately there was still endless fog and rock walls above, so I couldn't see the edge of the canyon."
Zhu Ning's attention was immediately fixed on the drone.
"Can you...demonstrate it?"
"Can."
Lin Li had no objection. In front of Zhu Ning, he simply demonstrated how to operate the drone and let Zhu Ning try it out.
"Without a network, we can't transmit images in real time. Otherwise, it would be more convenient."
When the drone disappeared into the thick fog and came back, the two checked the footage recorded by the mounted camera, and Lin Li added.
Zhu Ning played with it with her hands for a moment, then looked up at Lin Li and said, "Mr. Lin Li, I have a request."
Lin Li: "You know it's presumptuous, but you still bring it up?"
Zhu Ning: “…”
Seeing Zhu Ning stunned for a moment, Lin Li smiled and asked, "Is it related to my Niu Niu?"
“…It has nothing to do with it.”
"Okay, then it's not presumptuous, go ahead and ask it."
Zhu Ning's emotions were somewhat disjointed due to Lin Li's actions, but he quickly returned his attention to the main business. He pointed at the drone and said:
"Can I take this drone apart? I want to study its internal structure."
Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly, but then nodded: "Okay."
It’s just a few thousand dollars worth of stuff, I can afford to lose it.
"Thanks!"
After getting permission, Zhu Ning studied the screws on the drone. Her "hand" began to gradually adjust its shape until it became a screwdriver that perfectly fit the screw threads, and she began to remove the screws.
Lin Li, who had just taken out the hardware tool box from the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd", looked at this scene with some surprise.
"Zhu Ning, can the bodies of people in your world change into any shape and also have hardness?"
If the screwdriver that Zhu Ning's body had just turned into was soft, it would be impossible to unscrew the screw.
"We can deform it to any degree we want,"
Upon hearing this, Zhu Ning stopped what he was doing and explained to Lin Li:
"For example, the whole thing can be transformed into a cube or a cuboid... but if we want to stretch it purely in one direction into a narrow cylinder several meters long, we can't stretch it to that extent; it exceeds the limit."
"Although we look like a lump of soft matter, we actually have limbs and a head, and these five limbs are the areas that can deform most freely."
Zhu Ning shook the "screwdriver":
"But deformation comes at a price. Deformation consumes our nutrients, which is roughly equivalent to physical strength. The higher the precision and the more details, the faster the physical strength is consumed. Usually, in order to conserve physical strength to the maximum extent, people collapse into a heap.
The reason I maintain a human form similar to yours is to make you feel more accustomed to it, and the elixir in my body is also giving me endless nutrition and physical strength.
But no matter how much nutrition I have, I can't change my shape like you. Take your hair for example, my body simply can't support such a fine deformation.
As for hardness, we can indeed produce a certain hardness, but it is actually very limited and cannot last long..."
Lin Li suddenly understood after hearing this.
I originally thought that Zhu Ning and the others could transform as freely as Ditto, but now it seems that they are completely unable to do so.
"Then it seems these tools are still meaningful to you."
Lin Li handed the hardware box to Zhu Ning anyway.
After Zhu Ning opened it and took a clear look at what was inside, he nodded immediately: "This is indeed very helpful to me. If I were to shape it myself, it would be a waste of time."
After getting the tools, Zhu Ning began to dismantle the drone more easily.
After prying open the protective shell of the drone, the internal structure is not particularly complicated, including components such as circuit boards, batteries, micro motors, propeller transmission systems, and core flight control chips.
Lin Li looked at Zhu Ning with interest.
Zhu Ning's "tentacles" moved flexibly between the components without making any scraping sound.
Apart from this, there were no unnecessary actions, except that occasionally, while the drone was still functioning, he would try to run it and observe the internal changes.
Zhu Ning seemed to be using some method that Lin Li could not understand to analyze these electronic components and mechanical structures that were completely new to her.
Time passes by every second.
Finally, Zhu Ning stopped moving. She carefully put the disassembled parts back in place, then looked up at Lin Li:
"Mr. Lin Li, do you have more of these technological products from your world?"
"Although many of your components are still relatively crude in terms of technical principles, and the material processing technology also has a huge generation gap, their basic logic and psychic electric field are roughly consistent with our core laws of physics."
"If I could study your technological logic, perhaps I could utilize these unaffected core components, basic control systems, and sensors from your world... things like this 'swarm collaboration chip' and 'lower-level anti-gravity unit'..."
Of course, there are no such high-end things among the numerous drones. They are probably the corresponding terms in the world of women in real technology.
"Anyway, if we have enough materials, we can try to assemble the core skeleton of an aircraft!"
"Also, there are some technological components in our world that can be used normally in the 'Silent Field'. As long as I disassemble them, maybe they can be used in it..."
At this point, Lin Li naturally understood Zhu Ning's plan.
"It's feasible." After pondering for a moment, Lin Li nodded, "I don't have many technological products on me right now, but that's not a problem. I can get them after returning to the real world.
Not only will I bring the components, but also their instructions and user manuals. In addition, I can download relevant knowledge about these areas and bring them to you for your perusal, accelerating your understanding of the technology in our world."
"If you need parts from your world, I have quite a few in my gourd. They were all collected during this period. Of course, my collection method is rather crude, so they may not meet your requirements."
After hearing Lin Li's words and seeing the parts from the wreckage being taken out of the gourd one by one, Zhu Ning's expression became visibly excited.
She felt that the plan was becoming more and more feasible.
"After we discuss it together, let's make a list of the materials you need. However, you need to explain your needs to me in a simple and easy-to-understand way. After all, my knowledge in this area is not enough, and even if it is exactly the same thing, we may not call it the same thing.
I have a list so I can look for it specifically when I get back."
"Okay!" Zhu Ning nodded heavily.
"So shall I share with you what I know now?"
"Please."
…
Time passes.
A few hours passed, and Zhu Ning actually didn't do any hands-on work. He was mainly studying.
At the beginning, Lin Li was able to guide Zhu Ning based on the scientific and technological knowledge he had mastered.
But after just a few dozen minutes, she, who already had a solid technical foundation in the world of women, quickly mastered and understood Lin Li's things. The questions she asked next were not something Lin Li could answer, and she needed to study these devices on her own.
So the situation became that Zhu Ning studied on his own and raised demands from time to time. After the two negotiated, Lin Li asked him to judge whether he could meet the demand, whether it was "definitely possible", "definitely not possible" or "uncertain", so that Zhu Ning could modify and adjust the overall plan.
And so it is now, with less than an hour left until the end of our stay.
【Task 2 Completed】
[You have received rewards: Physical Improvement: Overall recovery ability increased by 50%; Random system props * 1; System currency * 100]
【You have obtained "Product Slot 0".】
[Product Slot 0: After use, a new slot will be generated in the [Mall]. This slot will not automatically generate products and cannot be refreshed, but products from other slots can be copied to it.]
Lin Li, who was waiting for Zhu Ning to ask questions, looked at the notification that suddenly popped up from the system and glanced at Zhu Ning's body.
There was actually still a large portion of the "Fu Yu Dan" in her body that had not been fully digested, but the digested part alone was enough to heal her injuries.
You have used "Product Slot 0".
After some experimentation, I found that column 0 can be copied and deleted at will. This prop is actually just an extra column, and it can double the number of purchases of restricted items, which is pretty good.
After studying the harvest, Lin Li looked at the new task that popped up.
[Under your meticulous care, the beautiful girl's body has fully recovered, regaining her most beautiful appearance. However, during the healing process, you have already asked about her life experience. When you know that she longs to return home, how can you force her to stay just for the sake of your heartbeat? Parting is for a better reunion!]
【Mission triggered! 】
【Task 2: Send the beautiful girl home.】
[Quest Reward: Title: Flower Guardian; Physical Improvement: Overall Recovery Ability Increased by 50%; 1 Random System Item; 100 System Currency]
[Flower Guardian: When wearing this title, designate any woman or female. When they are within ten meters of you, they will not be harmed. Each designation must last at least three hours before you can modify the designated target.]
The new task is what you are currently doing.
Lin Li calculated.
There are 31 days in this month. Today is the 23rd, Monday. A new week begins on the 30th.
After returning this time, as long as you spend 40 system currencies, you will have at least three opportunities to come to the world of women this month. If you are willing to spend another 200 or 400 system currencies, you can have four or five more times.
With Zhu Ning's level, I wonder if he can make enough to leave the canyon in this time.
I hope so.
Soon, the time limit that Lin Li could stay in the all-female world came to an end.
"Miss Zhu, I'll leave first. I'll try to bring back everything on the list."
"Okay, thank you for your help." Zhu Ning nodded and watched Lin Li disappear from his sight.
Although Lin Li had said it before, it still felt incredible when he saw it with his own eyes.
But then Zhu Ning put these thoughts aside and continued to devote himself to the research and study of modern science and technology.
…
At home, in the bathroom.
After cleaning off the few stains on his body, Lin Li took out his mobile phone and started placing orders frantically.
Unfortunately, some of the things Zhu Ning needs are either too expensive, not available on the market, or need to be reserved in advance. If he buys them now, he won’t be able to get them this month, and there’s not enough time.
But Zhu Ning said it’s not a big problem, I hope it’s really not a big problem.
After purchasing these, Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.
Even though we had been through a lot tonight, it was only ten minutes past midnight.
The night is long.
Lin Li, who had just left the toilet, returned to it.
He solemnly took off his long gown.
So... let's get started.
Mission, duty, five.
"call--"
"suck--"
"start up!!!"
Wow!
This glue is for Zhu Ning!!
This glue is for the Blue Alliance!!
This glue is for the entire female world!!!
The great cause of our nation and our country is at stake, the lives of countless people depend on it, and the survival of civilization is key...
I! Lin Li! Will definitely fulfill my mission!!
The silkworm will not stop spinning silk until it dies! The candle will burn out and shed tears! Start! Do it!
It's on fire!!
"Faster! Faster!! I can go—faster!"
“Uhhhhhhhhhhhh—”
On a seemingly ordinary night, sparks ignited from Lin Li's hands.
…
When the time came to three o'clock.
In an unknown community, a young man stood on the balcony, looking at the night view of Xiling with a calm expression and deep eyes.
The boy was deep in thought at this moment.
Could it be that the universe is actually a breath, and humans are just the dust in its one breath?
So small.
So, what is the meaning of life?
Just a wisp of dust.
What is the purpose of life?
It feels quite boring.
☉_☉.
(End of this chapter)
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