Chapter 449 A Chicken a Day, the Doctor Envious of Me
After a few hours of sleep, Monday morning arrived.
Nansang Middle School.
Lin Li arrived at the classroom.
"According to unofficial historical records, the upcoming Christmas is actually a festival established to celebrate the unification of the Three Kingdoms by the State of Jin."
"Everyone must have heard the classic Christmas song 'Jingle Bells', right?"
"Jin booms! Jin booms! Jin on the Wei!" This song praises the hope that Jin, which was born out of Wei, will become increasingly powerful and popular in the future.
In addition, everyone says "Merry Christmas, Sima Shi" to each other on Christmas, right? This translates to "Sima Shi is happy every day," which also supports this unofficial history.
By the way, I also have Sima Shi’s payment code. If anyone wants to transfer money to him to wish him a happy holiday in two days’ time during Christmas, please contact me.”
Bai Bufan's unofficial history segment was not absent today, and it can be seen that it was specially prepared for this week.
"Wow, Christmas is this week. How about this, everyone send me the gifts when you have time. I have prepared beautiful addresses for everyone!" Yang Bangjie said with emotion.
I’ll be back this week to repost the Christmas series of porn pictures!
"So Christmas is a celebration of the Wei Kingdom," Zhou Baowei, who had learned this new knowledge, scratched his head in shock.
"I always thought Christmas was about celebrating chicken pot. I always heard the song as 'Chicken pot, chicken pot, passing through my stomach.'"
Zhang Haoyang sighed, feeling somewhat frustrated. "I wish miHoYo had founded the Jin Kingdom. Poor MiHoYo worked so hard and diligently to unify the Three Kingdoms, only to let Sima Shi reap the rewards in the end."
"Wow, it's faster to solve problems with formulas." Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in any longer and gave a thumbs up immediately.
"If you use the formula, it must be Shu Kingdom that is unhappy, right? But to be honest, the easiest country to empathize with is Shu Kingdom. When I watched the old version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, I felt so uncomfortable when the Prime Minister said take care of yourself," Qin Zeyu sighed a little when he heard this, and then felt a little regretful:
"What a shame! To be honest, the civil officials and military commanders of Liu Bei's group were not very compatible, which led to their failure in the later stages. If they could have changed their combination, the results would definitely have been different."
“I have an invincible configuration in my mind:
Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun will guard Chengdu, Xu Shu and Guan Yu will guard Jingzhou, Pang Tong and Zhang Fei will guard Hanzhong, and I will pair up with Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Diao Chan, Sun Shangxiang, Zhen Ji, Cai Wenji and Hua Tuo to temporarily stay in Xiaopei in the rear, forming a pincer attack with them. In this way, I think our great cause can be accomplished.
What a pity! You were born before I was born, and I was born when you were already extinct. You were born at the wrong time.
Qin Zeyu sighed deeply.
If Zhuge Liang had met a wise leader like me, the outcome would have been different.
"I think this configuration is pretty rubbish," Wang Ze stomped on the shameless Qin Zeyu with disdain, but didn't crush him to death. He changed the subject, "Unless you let me defend Chengdu with Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun."
Qin Zeyu: "Okay."
Wang Ze nodded: "Ming Lord, after this, the great cause can indeed be accomplished."
"Hehehe, Zhuge... Hehehe, Zhao Yun..."
"Hahahahahaha you hehe your mom!!"
"It's so stable!"
After hearing the "hehehehe" segment, none of Bai Bufan and the others could hold back from cursing the two.
The classroom was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
"Come and get your breakfast." Lin Li moved among the playful buddies in the back row, distributing the breakfast in his hand in a slightly out-of-place manner.
After getting their breakfast, everyone returned to their respective seats and started eating, except for Wang Ze - he chose to put his breakfast on the locker and eat it while standing.
"Lin Li, what's wrong with you? Are you having your period?" After Bai Bufan returned to his seat, he didn't eat breakfast immediately, but looked at Lin Li hesitantly.
Lin Li was acting strangely this morning.
Just now when everyone was playing and laughing, this guy didn't appear until the end, but he didn't participate in the whole process. His expression at the moment was also very dull, which made Bai Bufan a little worried.
I always feel like Lin Li has encountered some setbacks, and I don’t know if he can overcome them.
Lin Li smiled lightly after hearing this, and then glanced at Bai Bufan calmly: "Bufan."
"Um?"
Lin Li: "Did you know? The current world record for glue application is set by Johnny Martin, who did it 36 times in 24 hours.
But I think this is far from the limit of human beings. I have a friend who can achieve his achievement in three hours. "
Bai Bufan: “☉_☉.”
Bai Bufan: “⊙▃⊙?”
Bai Bufan: “(ΩДΩ)!!!”
"Lin Li! Don't let your mind wander! Lin Li!!" Bai Bufan pressed Lin Li's shoulders heartbreakingly and shook him vigorously:
"I understand you want to be a gentleman, but a gentleman's glue is as light as water. But I didn't make you bleed! We need to take things slow and steady with this kind of thing! Don't drain the pond to catch all the fish! Lin Li——! You're not going to die next to me today, are you?!
This is very unlucky! !”
"Just kidding, not that many times." Lin Li, who was shaken, still maintained a peaceful smile and said lightly: "But it's true that I haven't recovered yet."
One's own health is definitely the primary consideration, and Lin Li will not lose sight of the important things.
However, after getting the system, I haven't felt the feeling of being drained for a long time.
"That's good."
In fact, Bai Bufan didn’t believe it either.
It's not like he's inexperienced. 36 times in three hours, an average of once every five minutes, that's not human. Immediately, Bai Bufan chose to change to a more tricky angle to study this matter:
"What resources did you find last night that allowed you to achieve this?"
"Don't eat alone. The essence of the Internet is sharing. Be quick and detailed. If it's really great, I'll come to see you tomorrow in your own image."
Bai Bufan was really curious.
It must be great to be able to let Lin Li drain all his resources.
Hearing this, Lin Li turned his head, looked out the window, sighed, and said with emotion:
"Watching pure love makes me feel inferior, watching NTR makes me sympathetic, watching heavy stuff makes me feel nauseous, watching loli feels too young, watching mature women feels too old, watching young girls feels too ordinary, watching transvestites feels uninspired, watching futanari feels uninteresting, associating workplace with life makes me feel inferior, watching campus with youth makes me feel more melancholic, watching another world makes me feel more fantastical about the future, there is no such thing as Chinese comics, Korean comics are too bright, Japanese comics are black and white and rigid, white lines and codes are seriously blocked, black lines and codes have a poor visual experience, mosaics affect the overall effect, holy light is difficult to imagine, I feel I will catch a cold in the wild, the bed feels too old-fashioned, the floor and table feel too hard, the dark alleys in the city feel too socially dead, I dare not look at public toilets, subways and trams, one-on-one feels monotonous, one-to-many feels jealous, many-to-one feels pitiful, swapping feels distrustful, and groups feel too chaotic... After choosing for a long time, I still quietly opened Renshi."
Bai Bufan on the side was laughing like crazy.
It turns out it’s just Ren Shou. I thought it was Sister Yu.
"What are you two laughing at?" Zhang Haoyang, who came to the back cabinet to look for something, was attracted by the words.
Bai Bufan wanted to repeat it, but found that he hadn't memorized it yet, so he casually said, "We laugh at Zhou Yu's lack of strategy and Zhuge Liang's lack of wisdom. If I were to use my troops and set an ambush here beforehand, what would I do?"
Zhang Haoyang: “…”
He didn't even bother to call him an idiot.
At this moment, Lin Li suddenly turned his gaze towards Zhang Haoyang, regaining some of his energy and no longer looking dead, and asked sincerely:
"Haoyang, your Christmas wish is to have a younger sister, right?"
It is very likely that Zhang Haoyang is the kind of person who would call his sister Saigao and Loli Saigao in the group.
Hearing this, Zhang Haoyang took a half step back cautiously, looking at Lin Li in surprise, "How old are you? You're still making Christmas wishes. Birthday and New Year's wishes are enough. Why do you want Christmas? How childish!"
"It's okay as long as you didn't promise it." Ignoring Zhang Haoyang's criticism, Lin Li nodded with relief.
After getting everything, Zhang Haoyang left with a puzzled look on his face.
Bai Bufan stared at Lin Li. He didn't believe that Lin Li would just pull his sword without any reason. "Lin Li, why are you asking this all of a sudden?"
Knowing that Bai Bufan would definitely get to the bottom of this, Lin Li didn't hide anything:
"Last night, in order to be in tune with the occasion, in addition to life insurance, I also looked at a lot of resources with Christmas themes."
“One of them, tsk tsk.
It begins with Santa Claus climbing the chimney to a little boy’s house, opening the socks at the head of the child’s bed, and discovering that the child’s wish is “I want a sister”. Santa Claus is very moved, nods, and then moves to the little boy’s mother’s room.
OK, I can’t say the rest, let’s fast forward an hour and a half to the plot.
Anyway, at the end, the little boy's wish was fulfilled and he really had a sister."
Bai Bufan: "(゜▽゜)?"
"Where the hell did this little sister come from! Did she come from a good place? Answer me! Lin Li, answer me!"
"Don't skip the middle part!!"
"So," Lin Li shook his head helplessly, "I'm worried that Haoyang will make the same mistake and cause disharmony in the family."
Bai Bufan: "...step."
Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up.
Three seconds later.
"Give me the link to this movie later. It has such a reasonable plot, I must watch it."
"walk slowly."
After morning reading, the class meeting begins.
The topic of discussion in this week's class meeting is naturally the upcoming New Year's Day Garden Party.
The general plan has been submitted and approved by Xue Jian. This class will discuss more about the details and specific arrangements.
For example, during the garden party, there must be someone in the class to be in charge of receiving guests from other classes.
After some discussion, it was decided that all the students in the class would take turns, forming groups of seven or eight people. Each of the five groups would be responsible for a 40-50 minute period in the class, and the rest of the time they would be free to explore the park. This way, it would be fair and everyone would have plenty of time to play.
Sadly, I don't know why.
When Xue Jian saw the list of members of the Lin Li team, "Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei, Qin Zeyu, Wang Ze, Chen Tianming, Zhang Haoyang, and Yang Bangjie", he asked the team leader Lin Li to go back and change the list.
Lin Li even suspected that Xue Jian had not read the entire list because it was returned to him 2.5 seconds after he submitted it.
Of course, Xue Jian had legitimate reasons.
His defense was that some physical work might be required, so it would be more appropriate to distribute the boys relatively evenly.
Lin Li didn't believe it at all.
But Xue Jian stood on the moral high ground and was the head teacher, so Lin Li could only helplessly ask the boys to get out and let the class monitor and others keep an eye on him instead.
Alas, Xue Jian has brought great suffering to himself.
…
noon.
After finishing their meal in the cafeteria, the boys went to the canteen for a stroll as usual.
Apples, which are not even sold in the convenience store on weekdays, appeared this week and were placed in the most conspicuous position in the supermarket.
There are bulk products and also large premium fruits packed in small gift boxes. Of course, as a price, the price of a single fruit is higher than what you can buy several kilograms at a normal fruit stall.
"Yes, tomorrow is Christmas Eve, Lin Li, Wang Ze, aren't you two going to buy some apples as gifts?" After Qin Zeyu found out, he walked up to pick up an apple, and turned back to ask them with a sour look.
Chen Tianming: "Why don't you ask me?"
Qin Zeyu: "Haha, sit at the same table with me, why should I ask you?"
Chen Tianming raised his middle finger.
"Me? I already bought a Red Delicious apple over the weekend, so there's no need to buy more." Wang Ze smiled proudly when he heard that. He was well prepared.
"You bought it this weekend, be careful, it might go bad after a few days." Qin Zeyu's eyes were filled with anticipation, "When Senior Sister Qian gets the apple and shows it to her classmates, who knows, oh no, it's rotten, then you're screwed, right?"
"Oh, don't worry, how could I make such a mistake? In fact, I check every day. I just confirmed it this morning and it's in excellent condition." Wang Ze said proudly that he had already considered it.
"I'll also make a final confirmation before sending it tomorrow. If it happens to be broken, I'll just buy another one at the store."
"Okay, you're well prepared."
Seeing everyone's gaze turn to him, Lin Li shrugged and said nonchalantly, "I'm almost there too. I've already made arrangements."
Qin Zeyu clicked his tongue twice, feeling even more sour.
Then, Qin Zeyu suddenly paused, and after a moment of stiffness, he turned his head hesitantly and looked at Wang Ze: "Wang Ze, did you put this apple in the dormitory?"
"Yeah, what's wrong." Wang Ze nodded and looked at Qin Zeyu in confusion, wondering why he suddenly asked this.
Qin Zeyu frowned and slowly suggested a possibility: "Baowei left early this afternoon because he was in a hurry to poop... Haoyang chose to eat instant noodles at noon... If Baowei was bored in the dormitory after taking a poop, he would choose to visit the next door..."
Before Qin Zeyu finished speaking, Wang Ze's expression beside Lin Li had completely changed.
——"Oh no! My elixir!!!"
Damn, in order to check the condition of the apples, he didn't pack his own apples. If he started to say "Send them all, bro", Zhou Baowei would really steal some!!
Ah mee!
That’s for Qian Ying!
Don't be a greedy cat! Baby! For...!
Looking at Wang Ze running out of the store at the speed of light, Qin Zeyu smiled with relief.
Now I feel better.
Haha, it’s good not to be in a relationship. There is no such worry at all. Wang Ze must be envious of single people like me at this moment.
Qin Zeyu looked at Lin Li.
Tsk, Lin Li seems to be invincible, his defense is very three-dimensional, and I can’t find such a flaw. It’s boring.
After thinking for a while, Qin Zeyu shook his head helplessly, ignoring Chen Tianming, who thought he was not at the same table with him, and walked towards Bai Bufan who was left.
"Bufan, it seems that we are the only two left to rely on each other. Why don't we buy apples and give them to each other tomorrow? We can tell others that it was a girl who gave it to us to save our own face."
However, when Qin Zeyu approached with the apple, Bai Bufan suddenly held his head and screamed and stepped back: "Take it away, take it away! I want to be a doctor in the future and I can't stand the sight of apples! "
Sometimes it’s quite helpless to study in Class 4 of Grade 1. You have no idea what the next story of your classmates will unfold.
Qin Zeyu's expression was frozen at this moment.
After a moment, Silently chose to raise his middle finger.
This guy is extraordinary. He doesn't have the fate of a doctor, but he has the diseases of a doctor, right?
However, here’s some cool news: eating a doctor a day keeps the doctor away longer than eating an apple a day.
Unfortunately, not many people in the world understand this principle, and we rarely see news about people eating doctors.
"Bufan, are you sure you want to be a doctor?" Looking at Qin Zeyu's back as he put the apple back to its place, Lin Li glanced at Bai Bufan and asked with a smile.
"What's wrong?" Bai Bufan stopped roaring and looked at Lin Li cautiously.
Lin Li smiled faintly: "Don't make a hasty decision, let me compare them for you first."
"Compared to what?"
Lin Li: "Studying medicine and being a prostitute."
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Can this be compared?"
Lin Li smiled lightly and said:
"Being a prostitute, you can earn at least 500 yuan a night. Studying medicine, you can only earn 20 yuan a night. Oh, and if you go to a large hospital for internship where the number of places is very tight, you will have to pay for it yourself."
"If you're a prostitute, you don't have to do it if you don't want to. But if you study medicine, you have to do it even if you don't want to."
"As a prostitute, you can just send the customer away. But as a doctor, after sending the customer away, you still have to write a medical record."
"As a prostitute, I work for half an hour at a time. When I meet a client like Zeyu Tianming, it's not even that long, two minutes is enough. But as a doctor, I work more than seven or eight hours a night."
"As a prostitute, you can go to bed straight after your night shift. But as a medical student, after your night shift, you will be asked questions like 'Doctor, can the patient eat strawberry-flavored Want Want Shake Jelly?' and 'Doctor, my grandfather seems to be diagnosed with pregnancy. What should I do?'
Even if you are tortured like this, you still can't ask them "Are you sick at this time of night?" because if they are really sick, they will reply with a "yes".
"It's true that being a prostitute carries the risk of contracting infectious diseases, but doesn't studying medicine eliminate that risk?"
"Finally, both studying medicine and being a prostitute have a high probability of going to jail, but being a prostitute is a civil offense, which is relatively minor, while studying medicine is more likely to be sentenced to a criminal offense, which is more serious."
After saying this, Lin Li maintained a calm smile and looked at Bai Bufan:
"That's all I have to say. You can figure out the rest yourself."
Bai Bufan: “…”
Sweaty ass buddy.
No wonder Brother Shu Ren chose to give up medicine and pursue literature.
Studying medicine can't save the country, not to mention it can't even save yourself.
"Zeyu, go get me two apples." Looking at the returning Qin Zeyu, Bai Bufan said firmly.
Qin Zeyu was stunned: "You don't want to be a doctor anymore?"
Bai Bufan said angrily: "Still being a doctor, I might as well be a doctor."
Qin Zeyu: “(；☉_☉)?”
Looking at the laughing Lin Li and Chen Tianming, damn, what did I miss.
(End of this chapter)
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