Chapter 450 Werewolf Killing Welcomes a Real Connection
Tuesday, Christmas Eve.
A little after five in the afternoon, before evening self-study class.
"When phlegm is in the throat, it is continuous, reflecting the continuity of material movement. When it is spit out, it becomes a point with a certain mass, energy, and momentum, reflecting the discreteness of material movement.
And it can actually exhibit both wave and particle properties at the same time, which may prove that...old phlegm has wave-particle duality.
I seem to have discovered something remarkable. It turns out that quantum mechanics is actually closely related to our lives..."
Bai Bufan and Lin Li leaned on the corridor railings, watching a teacher on the first floor spitting into the trash can. They muttered to themselves, their expressions changing again and again. Finally, they couldn't help but look at Lin Li:
"Lin Li, maybe I will win the Nobel Prize..."
Lin Li chuckled.
Li Bai's words can describe half of the prosperous Tang Dynasty. Bufan is even more awesome than Li Bai. He can describe the entire Tang Dynasty with just one word.
Given Bai Bufan's achievements, at least Nobile should personally present him with the award.
"Bufan, if you really have too much phlegm, I suggest you eat lemons. It can help relieve the symptoms of excessive phlegm. We call this effect "eating less sticky phlegm." By the way, remember to eat domestic lemons. Japanese ones don't have this effect." Lin Li said with a smile.
"What an old joke, but about the spitting that day, keep spitting~" The dead memories began to attack Bai Bufan. He said contempt with his mouth, but his body was still very honest.
I felt that Lin Li’s discovery was also amazing, and my Nobel Prize suddenly seemed a little unstable.
Before the two could continue their elegant spitting, the voices of Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan talking could be heard at the stairs.
Lin Li turned his head and saw that it was indeed "three people" who appeared along with the words.
"Give your apple away, I need to pee."
Bai Bufan snapped his fingers and walked leisurely towards the toilet.
"Class monitor," Lin Li said, no longer shy at this point. He waved to Chen Yuying and spoke, "Do you know what Christmas Eve means?"
"Does that mean tomorrow is Christmas?" Chen Yuying tilted her head slightly and asked with a smile.
"It means they're going to give you an apple," Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu said, laughing and teasing, "You knew it but kept it a secret. Is this what young lovers do?"
Lin Li: "They're all wrong. It means the witch used an antidote or the guards blocked the knife edge. Of course, there's also the possibility that the room allowed empty blades, and the werewolf chose to use an empty blade that night to confuse the audience."
Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "..."
Is this what Christmas Eve is like?
However, Chen Yuying felt that Jesus must be very good at playing Werewolf.
After all, even if he covered his eyes with his hands, his vision was not restricted at all. When he moved at night, no matter whether it was a priest or a werewolf, they could not hide. In addition, the referee was God, his father, or someone with connections, so he would definitely condone him to do so.
Chen Yuying: “>︵
Hey hey hey.
What was going on in my head? Why did I subconsciously think of this...
Um……
Chen Yuying reviewed it carefully. Tomorrow is Christmas, and normal people will think of Jesus. Lin Li mentioned Christmas Eve of Werewolf, and normal people will think of the night-time gameplay of this game. Well, it is normal for her to have this association!
Don't blame yourself.
If you insist on saying something abnormal, then blame Jesus and Lin Li!
Lin Li noticed that Chen Yuying's face was a little red at the moment, but he thought she was just being teased by Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, and did not realize that her life might be over.
The smoke coming out of the Chen family's ancestral grave was greener, but for some reason, there was a hint of black in the green.
Seeing Chen Yuying lowering her head and not saying anything, while Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu rolled their eyes at him, Lin Li walked into the classroom with a smile:
"Okay, Dingzi and Jiujiu are right. It does mean that I will send you an apple."
After returning to his seat and taking out a briefcase from the drawer, Lin Li walked to the front row of the classroom and placed it on the desk of Chen Yuying, who had also returned to the classroom.
"Didn't I tell you not to send it? However, this apple... doesn't seem to be a fruit?"
After noticing through the transparent window on the front of the box that the size, surface gloss and texture of the "apple" inside were not right, Chen Yuying asked curiously.
"Yes, it's a dessert cake. I ordered it before, but it's just been made. I went out to pick it up this afternoon." Lin Li nodded with a smile. "You just finished your meal now, so you probably can't eat much. Take it back to the dormitory to eat tonight."
"Okay," Chen Yuying nodded with a smile, "Thank you~"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk—" Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan pretended to be unable to bear to watch, frowning and shaking their heads, their eyes filled with mocking smiles, "It's not just an ordinary apple~ Oh my~"
"Come on, stop tsk-tsk-tsk-ing, I've prepared some for you two too."
Lin Li looked at the two people's reaction with a bit of amusement. This was actually a predictable reaction. He walked back to his seat.
"I'll get it for you."
"Don't worry, Dingzi, Jiujiu. You two are my best friends of the opposite sex after all. How could I let you lose face by not having apple cake on Christmas Eve?"
Ding Sihan OVO: "Good boy, you deserve your mother's hard work in raising you when you were little. You are filial."
Qu Wanqiu OVO: "Lin Li, when I first entered Class 4 of Grade 1, I felt that you and Yuying were a perfect match."
When Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu heard that there was a share for them, they immediately changed their expressions and looked at Lin Li in a fawning and obsequious manner, with a little expectation.
…
Looking forward to your mom.
The two of them looked at the disposable plastic spoons in their hands with expressionless faces and cold eyes☉_☉.
Especially at this moment, Lin Li in front of him was still chattering non-stop——
"Squad leader, this cake is custom-made. The clerk told me that if it is left overnight at room temperature, it may still go bad. It is best to eat it tonight and not leave it until tomorrow.
But I know you don't have a big appetite, and I guess you can eat more, but you don't want to eat so many desserts in one night. Not only do you girls subconsciously maintain your figure, but you also get tired of it easily if you eat too much.
So, besides the two spoons I gave to Dingzi and Jiujiu, there are three more spoons here. You can give them to Wen Muyang and the others. That way, everyone in your dormitory can have just a few bites when the time comes."
This is attentiveness, this is considerateness, bro, learn from this!
Chen Yuying blinked, her gaze first resting on Lin Li's smiling face, then swept to her two best friends behind him who were in the lowest mood.
She didn't dare to speak, for fear that her best friend would vent her anger on her and punch her twice, so Chen Yuying could only nod obediently.
Ding Sihan took a deep breath and began to move his ankles. "Lin Li, haven't you said your last words yet? You don't have much time. If all six of my bullets jam, I'll switch to the Gatling gun."
Qu Wanqiu waved at Chen Yuying, signaling her to move aside: "Yuying, move aside a little, otherwise Lin Li will fall on you and get hurt when he gets kicked to death."
You're giving us Yingbao Peace Fruit Cake and Peace Spoons, right?!
Yes, we can eat apple cake this way! But where is our face?! Lin Li, we ask you! Where is our face!!!
Lin Li turned around and looked at the two of them in surprise. He asked Chen Yuying in a puzzled voice, "What happened to them?"
Chen Yuying pressed the corners of her mouth, almost unable to hold back: "Run."
"Hey hey hey why did you just come up with a flying kick!"
"Don't drop the spoon! Do you still want to eat cake tonight?"
"Hiss—if you have something to say, please talk to me nicely. Stop pulling my hair! My hair! My hair that just grew out!"
“Wrong, wrong!”
There's nothing I can do, the starting position is just too bad.
Standing in the aisle, blocked on both sides by Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, once they started fighting, Lin Li found it difficult to run away and could only beg for mercy.
"Stop hitting me, stop hitting me. I was just teasing you guys. I've got real apples for you."
Under the custody of the two, Lin Li returned to his seat, took out two real apples and handed them to them.
Unexpectedly, Lin Li could actually drop gold coins. The two of them examined the apple for a while, then looked at Lin Li suspiciously, "Didn't you put any pesticides in it?"
"No, if you want to eat it, you can just take it back and add it yourself."
Lin Li shook his head, then went to the large storage cabinet in the back row and took out the insecticide. His service was very considerate.
"Whoever asked this is asking for pesticides!" Ding Sihan laughed and scolded Lin Li's logic. "We're just worried that you'd be jealous of our beauty and give us a poisoned apple."
Lin Li hehe.
You think of yourself as Snow White, right?
But Lin Li was a little curious. Who was the most disappointed in the fairy tale?
Is it Li Shang who discovered Mulan wasn't a man? Or Belle who discovered the Beast wasn't Fury? Or the prince who discovered Snow White wasn't a corpse?
Who says fairy tales have no regrets?
Lin Li: “Eat it if you like.”
Ding Sihan thought calmly, then his eyes brightened, and he turned and walked away: "Yuying~ Do you want to eat an apple? I'll give you the first bite of my apple~"
Lin Li: “?”
Oh my god, so evil.
This is just fake sisterhood. I'll find an opportunity to whisper in their ear and alienate the "three of them" in the future.
"I'm so jealous! The head teacher of Class 6 actually gave everyone an apple."
Bai Bufan, who had just returned from the restroom, appeared at the back door, holding an apple in his hand. "Lin Li, do you think Old Jiantou will prepare something for us?"
"I just gave you one as a gift? I'm going to the bathroom too. You'd be a fool not to take advantage of a good opportunity."
Seeing this, Lin Li was about to leave and passed by Class 6 inadvertently, and looked at the head teacher of Class 6 with inadvertent expectation.
"What? I just saw Yao Qiaoqiao at the stairs. She asked me to put it on Tianming's desk. Tsk tsk, could it be that if I licked it to the end, I would have had everything?"
Bai Bufan put the apple into Chen Tianming's drawer, then walked towards Lin Li. He couldn't help but smile: "Hehe."
"What are you laughing at when Tianming was given an apple? Are you possessed by Tianming?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with amusement.
Bai Bufan: "Because tonight I can see Zeyu's face full of despair, envy, jealousy and hatred again."
Lin Li: "Hehe."
The two of them smiled at each other, which was indeed something to be happy about.
When they thought of Zeyu's miserable wail, they felt as if they were hearing heavenly music.
However, Lin Li suddenly laughed very loudly.
Bai Bufan immediately looked at Lin Li, a sign that he had some tricks up his sleeve. "How are you planning to torture Zeyu? Add me in."
"No," Lin Li shook his head and just smiled and asked Bai Bufan: "Do you want to eat the apples that Lao Jiantou gave us?"
Bai Bufan: “?”
…
Xue Jian rarely comes to the classroom at the beginning of evening self-study class, and this was no exception to the rule tonight.
Fortunately, this does not affect Lin Li’s plan, as long as Xue Jian and others are there.
There is also competition tutoring tonight, Tuesday.
So, about ten minutes after the evening self-study began, Lin Li, who received the signal, followed Chen Yuying out of the classroom.
Walking to the stairs, Lin Li once again looked around to make sure there was no one around, then approached Chen Yuying and said with a smile, "Team Leader, it's Christmas Eve, I want to eat your apple too, I want to return the gift."
"Hmm?" Chen Yuying frowned and looked at Lin Li. "Didn't you say you didn't want it yesterday?"
Because Lin Li is an Android user, the idea of giving him an Apple phone was rejected by the wealthy Chen Yuying herself from the beginning.
I originally planned to buy an apple and give it to Lin Li as a fruit after breakfast when he brought me breakfast today.
But Lin Li said directly yesterday that he didn't need it, and Chen Yuying also felt that it didn't make any sense to buy one from the canteen and then give it to him. The apple was not something that had to be given as a gift, so she didn't force it.
I didn't expect Lin Li to change his mind now.
"After I heard Yao Qiaoqiao gave Tianming an apple, I wanted one again." Lin Li continued to smile.
"Then accompany me to the canteen during the break, and you can eat as much as you want." Chen Yuying sighed with a look of "I can't do anything about you", and changed her mind if she wanted to.
"The apples from the canteen?" Lin Li shook his head. "I don't want any of them, squad leader. You're so selfish... You only give me bad apples..."
Chen Yuying, feeling that she was being slandered, pouted slightly in dissatisfaction, stopped, and looked at Lin Li with her hands on her hips:
"Then give me your phone. I'll ask my errand boy to buy you a super, super good apple. Is that okay?"
"That's not good either," Lin Li chuckled softly, "I want to eat now. Running errands is still too slow."
"You are being unreasonable."
"I'm not being unreasonable."
"But I don't have any apples to give you now!"
"You obviously have it." Lin Li poked Chen Yuying's cheek.
"I--" Chen Yuying swallowed the question she was about to ask, and gave Lin Li a cold look.
Because the cheek area that Lin Li pointed to has a name - apple cheek.
Now Chen Yuying had no idea what Lin Li was trying to say by beating around the bush.
Humph, the pervert finally showed his true colors.
This guy Lin Li is the best example of what it means to push for more.
"You don't want to give me your apples to eat, and you only want to go to the store or buy those apples outside. Don't you think this is selfish?" Lin Li asked with a smile.
"I'm not selfish." Chen Yuying looked back and forth.
"so……"
"No."
Looking at Chen Yuying, who had rejected his request but had not left him at all, Lin Li smiled and bent down slightly.
Chen Yuying just looked away but didn't avoid it.
Why not avoid it? Because I’m not afraid.
Why not be afraid? If you are not afraid, then you are not afraid!
"Pah, pah!"
The invisible green fruit creates ripples between the lips and teeth.
"Okay, just one bite is enough, why are you still coming?"
"Baby, your question is ridiculous. Can you eat an apple in one bite? Among the people I know, no one can do it except Bao Wei. If you can demonstrate eating an apple in one bite later, I will shut up immediately."
"Humph, you're the only one with too many crooked ideas. There can't be more than five or six mouths."
"Hehe, slurp, slurp."
"Eh~ It's all saliva~"
"Apples contain fruit acids and sugars. These chemicals stimulate the taste buds and activate the salivary glands through nerve reflexes, causing saliva to be secreted to help lubricate and initially digest food. This is a natural physiological reaction of the human body. Class monitor, didn't you learn science in junior high?"
"Lin! Li!"
"Don't eat anymore. If you do, I'll hate you for one minute today."
"Okay, okay, I'll help you wipe it. Oh, and if you won't let me eat it, do you want to eat my apple?"
"No way, you pervert!"
Hehehe, you’re kidding.
She still took a few bites.
(End of this chapter)
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