Chapter 200 Oh no, Lin Li is about to be pouted
"Hey, Bufan, you're awake too, have you had breakfast?"
Lin Li greeted Bai Bufan, who had a messy hair, when he returned to the B&B.
"How can I have an appetite when I just got up? Besides, I'll have lunch soon, so just eat some snacks to fill my stomach." Bai Bufan yawned and said.
"You can eat the toast on the table. I saved it for you." Lin Li said.
Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li quietly and said she was not Bai Bufan.
Slightly.
This was Lin Li's response.
"No." Bai Bufan refused at the speed of light.
"Then don't eat it." Lin Li didn't care.
"Then I'll eat it." Bai Bufan quickly picked up a piece and stuffed it into his mouth. Well, it was indeed not poisonous.
Lin Li rushed forward with a knife in hand, shouting: "Before Bao Wei died, he left me a treasure bag, which said that I see that there is a rebellious bone behind Bufan's head, and he will rebel in the future. I need to kill him first to eliminate the root of evil. It seems that he is right."
"He died and didn't invite me to a feast. He is really not a human being." Bai Bufan ran in the homestay with a toast in his mouth.
"How about my set? If it looks good, deduct 1, if it doesn't look good, deduct your eyes." At this time, Ding Sihan stomped down the stairs and asked Lin Li who was chasing him.
Black nine-point pants are matched with white chiffon tops. The white top is tucked into the pants. The high-waisted black nine-point pants can highlight the proportion of the legs. It seems that Ding Sihan also knows that he should show his strengths.
But it did not prevent Lin Li from stopping the pursuit. He sat on the ground, took a deep breath, and gritted his teeth: "Eyeballs, I'm sorry!!"
"Not that bad, brother! Not that bad! Deduct 1!" At this time, Bai Bufan cooperated and stopped Lin Li, saying with tears in his eyes.
"No! I still need the eyeballs!"
Ding Sihan: "..."
Hehe.
These two guys, they really deserve to die.
"Lin Li, you are really great." Ding Sihan praised.
Lin Li stopped his artificial movements and stared at Ding Sihan vigilantly.
"You are already amazing even though you are suffering from mental illness, but you can still behave like a normal person most of the time." Ding Sihan continued.
Lin Li was no longer vigilant and nodded with satisfaction: "It's all because of Bufan's good teaching."
Bai Bufan: "?"
The few people who just got up, because it was not early, all made the same choice as Bai Bufan at the beginning. None of them planned to have breakfast. They chose to have a simple snack and have brunch later.
"Just teaching bicycles? It's boring. Teaching this is not interesting at all." After Chen Yuying went upstairs, Ding Sihan turned into a melon-eating civet and asked Lin Li what they were doing outside. After getting the answer, he said boringly.
"What do you think I'm going out for?" Lin Li sneered.
Before Ding Sihan answered, Bai Bufan inexplicably said, "When I grow up, I want to be a gardener and work hard to cultivate."
This was a bit too vulgar, so he didn't get to eat the Xizhilang jelly. Lin Li gave Bai Bufan a big slap in the face that he loved more, so that he would learn from it.
Chen Yuying went downstairs and changed back into her skirt, but it was not the one she wore yesterday. This one was a medium-length white skirt with gray polka dots.
Lin Li: "1111."
"What's the matter? What are you talking about?" Chen Yuying asked puzzledly after hearing Lin Li's voice.
Ding Sihan stared at Lin Li with a dark face: "You know how to fold now, right?" Hearing this, Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan, did not speak, but began to fold his eyes.
Ding Sihan: "?" Silence is better than words at this time. Now it was Lin Li's turn to be hunted by Ding Sihan. Anyway, we had to go to the beach in Shanting to take a look, and finally decided to have lunch somewhere farther away. After leaving the B&B, the three of them noticed the electric car at the door. "This is my mount, so you just need to call a car, send me the address, and I'll ride there directly. Bufan, if you want to sit behind me, that's fine too. Anyway, I've checked, Shanting also allows passengers, as long as they all have helmets." Lin Li said casually. "Where did you get it?" Bai Bufan was surprised, he went up and touched it again and again, and then asked Lin Li sincerely: "I'm also planning to buy an electric car recently, so can I ask where you usually put the car and keys?" "Did you buy it? You just picked it up, and besides, do you deserve to buy a car? You are a scum at the bottom of society, you can spend a dollar to ride a rocking car and ask your father's father's name."
Lin Li sneered.
Like Lin Li, he likes to drive Rolls-Royce and Bentley on a daily basis. He drives a Porsche when he goes out with friends and a Ferrari when he picks up girls. But now, he loves to joke.
"I remember this taunt, Lin Li. When my identity is exposed, you will kowtow and admit your mistake to me."
Being insulted, Bai Bufan made the classic gesture of the crooked-mouthed dragon king covering his cheek after being slapped, and said word by word.
Lin Li suddenly laughed:
"Identity exposed? 10,000 people outside the door shouted in unison: "Please ask the God of War to come out!" The mother-in-law was shocked: "Who is the God of War?" At this time, you, the useless son-in-law in their eyes, Bai Bufan stood up and walked out in the shocked eyes of everyone. "
"Yes, yes, yes! That's the feeling." Bai Bufan agreed and gave a thumbs up. "
I haven't finished yet, I saw you walk out of the door. At this time, 10,001 people outside the door shouted in unison: "Please ask the God of War to come out!" "
Fuck! So my status is just a lackey, right?" Bai Bufan laughed out loud first.
"Let me sit in your back seat. Even if I sit in the front passenger seat, I will still feel awkward when they are the only ones left." Bai Bufan said in a low voice.
"Okay, here's the key. I'll go get in the car with them." Lin Li immediately patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder and said with relief.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"Can you be a human being?"
"Why not get in the car?" Lin Li knew the difference between the important and the unimportant.
"Fuck you."
Although Lin Li had a sharp tongue, he actually had a sharp heart. Bruce's driving was illegal, so Lin Li drove Bai Bufan to the lunch place.
"Lin Li, do you think our life is like sausage, lying down for a long time, turning over occasionally, high in fat, bursting under pressure, not very healthy, cheap, and complex in ingredients?" Bai Bufan asked when passing by the sausage stall.
"Wrong." Lin Li, who was driving an electric car, shook his head.
"Tell me what's wrong? ”
“You are the only one, not me. My life is so bright now, so don’t ask me, a warrior of light, such dark questions.” Lin Li smiled brilliantly.
There was also a beautiful lady who took the initiative to ask him to watch the sunrise.
It was so bright.
Bai Bufan: “…”
“Fuck.”
“However, speaking of the Warrior of Light makes me angry. There was a guy named Dagu, who really deserves to die. He borrowed light from me, and when I was a kid, I was ignorant and too naive. I didn’t think about anything else, so I just borrowed it. As a result, my life became dark later.”
Bai Bufan sighed when he heard it, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he got:
“That’s fine, there was also a b named Kakarot who borrowed my vitality as well. Well, to make matters worse, my life is completely ruined.
These people who cheat children are so bad, they’re so bad that they’re oozing with pus. "
Lin Li slowed down slightly, turned his head and sniffed Bai Bufan, then nodded:
"Indeed, you smell like fried rice from a box of inflated god coupons + free national trend packaging + black disposable liquid spoon + a free boxed drink from an unknown store + 0.01 yuan grilled sausage from a collection store."
"Your fucking words are so hurtful, especially when they all come true. I want to jump out of the car."
"Then I'll speed up and make sure you die if you jump." Lin Li twisted the handle and the electric car accelerated instantly.
Bai Bufan immediately grabbed Lin Li's waist with a look of horror.
"Slow down the fuck."
"If I really let you die, you won't be happy again." Lin Li laughed.
Because of the mecha index, although he has not driven it many times, his driving skills are really good, but Lin Li still slowed down immediately.
Safety first, those who drown are those who can swim.
Facing Lin Li's sneer, Bai Bufan said nothing, but suddenly stretched out his hand and hugged Lin Li tightly.
Lin Li: "? "
Bai Bufan put his cheek on Lin Li's back: "Hmm~~Brother, if your girlfriend knew that we were so close, she wouldn't be angry, brother, you smell so good~~
If your girlfriend is angry~~Just come to me, I will only feel sorry for you."
"Mua~~"
Very good.
This last mua was the last straw that broke the camel's back.
The panic moved to Lin Li's face.
(End of this chapter)
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