Chapter 201 You don't understand joyful mouth teeth at all
In order to prevent the panic from being transferred repeatedly, the two signed the "Lin Bai Non-aggression Treaty" on the battery car. The signing of this treaty means that Lin Bai has officially established good diplomatic relations.
This reflects the harmonious coexistence of man and nature.
This is not only a small step for Lin Li, but also a big step for mankind - backward.
After arriving at the restaurant that had been discussed at the B&B at noon, the girls had already arrived and occupied their seats.
...
A standard meal.
The girls had actually eaten their fill long ago, leaving only Lin Li and Bai Bufan to clean up the mess.
In general, at the beginning of a meal: I want to eat this, I want to eat this, everyone happily orders.
At the end: This is what you ordered, you finish it, everyone is anxious to shirk responsibility.
As a result, the three girls directly ignored the latter part, just killing and burying, and used Lin Li and Bai Bufan as Zhou Baowei.
But anyway, today's schedule is very leisurely, there is no rush in time, just eat slowly.
"Bufan, eat more cucumbers. Cucumbers can improve memory."
After eating a tasteless salad, Lin Li didn't understand why anyone would like to eat this kind of thing. He took out the cucumber and put it on Bai Bufan's plate and said.
Lin Li only likes one kind of salad:
As we all know, salad is equal to vegetables plus fruits.
Potatoes are vegetables, tomatoes are fruits.
Therefore, French fries + ketchup = salad.
This formula is what Lin Li learned from Zhou Baowei.
"You can't lie to me just because I didn't study much. Who told you that cucumbers can improve memory?"
Bai Bufan was also full, so he threw the cucumber back and questioned.
"Really, I stuffed a cucumber into my deskmate's butt ten years ago. Now ten years have passed. As for the things in the first grade of elementary school, he has forgotten or blurred everything else, but this thing, he remembers it very clearly, without forgetting it at all.
He also told me that he will never forget it in this life.
Look at this effect, the memory improvement is so loud."
Lin Li whispered in his ear and gave an example to support his theory.
Bai Bufan: "?"
You fucking.
"This method of improving memory is a bit wrong, isn't it? I can't eat this cucumber anymore after you said that... Damn, I've figured it out. "Lin Li's deskmate" is really a dangerous job. It's a consumable."
Bai Bufan raised his middle finger to Lin Li in a gloomy way, and then sighed sadly:
"But when you said that, I remembered Bao Wei's illness. I don't know when it can be cured."
"Oh, what disease, you said?" Lin Li asked.
In fact, Lin Li knew better than anyone that what Bai Bufan would say next was definitely not human words, but if he could hold back and not ask at this time, he was also a god. Lin Li was willing to be the supporting actor.
"He has cow phobia. Every time I enter his rectum, he screams out in fear. He is also embarrassed to see a doctor. I am really worried about him and don't know what to do. Alas." Bai Bufan said sadly.
Lin Li: "?"
I was mentally prepared, but I was still not prepared enough. "
The profession of "Bufan's roommate" may be a little more dangerous than "Lin Li's deskmate"? "Lin Li sighed from the bottom of his heart.
The two looked at each other, feeling that their dangerous professions were similar, and both smiled with relief.
"What are you laughing at? So obscene?" Ding Sihan on the opposite side put down his mobile phone, looked at the two people who were winking at each other, scratched the goose bumps on his body with a chill, and said.
"Of course it's the inappropriate content for children that the obscene man below is chatting about."
Lin Li focuses on honesty.
"Sir, I see your cup is empty, would you like another cup?" The waiter who was "patrolling" in the store saw that Lin Li's cup of water was empty, so he stepped forward and asked.
"Why do I need two empty cups?" Lin Li asked puzzledly.
Waiter: "Huh?"
The waiter.exe could not respond.
"Huh...then, then, then, if you don't need another cup, is there anything else I can help you with?" The waiter forced the phone to turn on again and asked politely.
"Then can you help me pay? "Lin Li asked sincerely.
The waiter.exe gave up running and logged out.
Bai Bufan always felt that the waiter's tray would hit Lin Li's face at any time. He tried his best to avoid it while looking forward to this scene.
Go ahead, go ahead, I want to see a river of blood.
"Okay, don't go crazy in public. After we finish eating, let's pay the bill."
After applying the shiny and attractive lip glaze on her lips, Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li, who must have done it on purpose, with a funny and helpless look, and stood up.
The two of them had indeed eaten to the limit.
After all, not everyone is Zhou Baowei.
Front desk.
"We now have a lottery event in conjunction with the zoo in our store. As long as you make a purchase, you can participate for free. Your consumption amount is just enough to participate five times. Why don't you try it?"
After scanning the code to pay, the front desk pointed to the lottery roller on the table and said.
It's free, you won't participate if you don't participate.
Lin Li was the first to step forward and shook the roller. After a while, a bead rolled down. After seeing the color of the bead, the front desk saw the color of the bead and congratulated: "Congratulations, you won the first prize. "
"Oh? "
Lin Li was slightly surprised.
Did he have such good fortune?
I'm not going to waste my luck on such a weird place, which led to my infinite failure when I drew the "Random Quality Spirit Stone", right?
This kind of thing is a tonic.
"What is the first prize?" But let's enjoy my good luck first, Lin Li asked.
"This is a half-price coupon. With this coupon, you can buy a ticket to Shanting Zoo at half price." The receptionist took out a paper coupon from the drawer and handed it to Lin Li.
It was instantly boring.
No wonder it was a free activity. It's better to say it's a promotion than an activity.
The first prize is so rubbish.
"Congratulations, you also won the first prize." The receptionist congratulated Bai Bufan who was following closely.
"Congratulations, you also won the first prize." The receptionist congratulated Ding Sihan who was following closely.
Lin, Ding, and Bai looked at each other.
Is this activity endorsed by Jackie Chan? Wow, the drop rate is really high.
That's not right.
Lin Li narrowed his eyes and asked the receptionist: "Well, can I ask what prizes are in the prize pool?"
The receptionist laughed: "In the prize pool, there are super prizes, special prizes, and other prizes from high to low."
Lin Li: "What are the other prizes specifically?"
The receptionist laughed: "First prize."
Lin Li: "What about second and third prizes?"
The receptionist laughed: "No."
Lin Li: "..."
Relieved.
It turns out that it's not that the Qi is used in a wrong way, but that the Qi is used stably.
The person who organized the event in this store is also a genius.
Lin Li suddenly thought of NASA.
Rumor has it that the catheters NASA gave to astronauts were originally coded as small, medium, and large. When asked, the astronauts all chose large, so astronauts often had urine leakage problems, which gave NASA a headache.
So NASA changed the code to large, extra large, and huge.
The problem was solved.
The owner is from NASA, right? He also knows how to comfort customers.
No wonder the first prize is only a half-price purchase opportunity, which is completely understandable now.
"Congratulations, you won the special prize, which is a free ticket. You can redeem it at the zoo ticket office with this ticket. However, during holidays like now, you need to call in advance to ask if you can use it, but it should be fine."
After hearing this voice, the three first prize winners turned their heads to look at Chen Yuying, who won the special prize.
It was Qu Wanqiu's turn.
When the golden ball rolled out of the drum, Lin Li, Bai Bufan and Ding Sihan realized that people's joys and sorrows are not the same.
The lucky one was found.
However, the front desk introduced that the so-called super prize is also a free ticket, but there are only two tickets, and the conditions are the same.
"That means we now have three free tickets, three half-price tickets? As long as we spend one full-price ticket... 30 yuan for adults, five people can go for a walk? What do you mean, do you want to go?"
When the five people walked out of the door with the exchange voucher, the lucky one Qu Wanqiu asked.
She was already searching for this zoo with short videos.
"If you want to use it, you have to call and ask if it can be used. Go back and ask in the evening.
If it can be used, you can go and see it, but don't have too much hope for this kind of zoo. There are still activities during the National Day, and I haven't heard of it before. It's probably a small zoo in the town. You can't expect to see the particularly rare animals, but it doesn't matter if you play with them."
Lin Li analyzed after hearing this.
Several people felt that it made some sense, so they put the voucher away and decided later.
After leaving the store, as usual, everyone went to buy drinks.
Girls are like this. They just said they couldn't eat anything, but in fact they have one stomach for food and another for milk tea and coffee.
Because of the lesson of diluting coffee with water last night, the five people walked towards the nearest Luckin Coffee.
It was not far away, so Lin Li's electric car stopped at the door of the store.
"Bufan, I saw an empty mineral water bottle on the road. Do you want to become an unknown good citizen or a legendary football player?"
After seeing an empty bottle on the ground not far away, Lin Li turned his head and asked Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan waved his hand.
- Review the knowledge points. Bai Bufan waved his hand not to refuse, but to say nothing.
People who watched the "Public Morality Competition, Starting Today, the Competition Officially Starts" series of public service advertisements on the Children's Channel when they were young are probably in their seventies or eighties now.
Bai Bufan and Lin Li have never seen it, and they have no public morality and merit at all, so they are very happy to play.
"I am a legend!" Bai Bufan was shocked after kicking it into the trash can.
"Shit luck." Lin Li despised.
"I've calculated all this."
"Tsk, I just guessed."
"Can you guess one for me?"
"There are no living legends in Night City!" Lin Li was a little sour and anxious, ready to kill someone.
"What do you want to drink? Let's order together?" Ding Sihan turned around and interrupted the murder scene.
"I don't drink soy milk." Lin Li shook his head.
"Lin Li, the store in front of you is Luckin Coffee, not Yonghe King. I asked you what kind of coffee you drink." Ding Sihan rolled his eyes and dragged his voice.
"Coffee is also soy milk." Lin Li looked innocent and asked back, "Isn't it?"
Ding Sihan: "..."
"Coffee--"
Ding Sihan wanted to refute, but after she opened her mouth, she found that she couldn't refute it.
"You are awesome."
"I don't like it very much. I'm going to Mixue Soldier City to join the army and buy some fruit tea." Lin Li pointed to a store not far away and said.
"Okay, we have to wait here for a while anyway." Ding Sihan nodded.
"I want to drink Orange Juice. I'll go too." Chen Yuying looked at the beverage column and finally made a decision.
Bai Bufan is Lin Li's lackey, no need to say more.
Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu were waiting for coffee here, so Lin Li took Bai Bufan and Chen Yuying to the opposite side and walked face to face.
"Damn, Renaissance, Lin Li, look, someone has started selling the most popular product in the 18th century again, and it's good quality and cheap." Bai Bufan suddenly pointed to a small shop opposite and said.
Lin Li and Chen Yuying looked over.
On the glass door of the canteen, there were promotional signs: "Dabao 3 yuan", "Hair mask 3 yuan", "Soap 3 yuan", "Blackie 3 yuan".
Chen Yuying: "..."
This means Blackie toothpaste.
These two guys are particularly excited at this time, really.
"Suspected of racial discrimination, I want to report it." Lin Li looked unhappy.
Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with surprise.
Speak some human words.
"Why should Youtai people be sold at the same price as Blackie? Soap must be sold for 5 yuan!" Lin Li said righteously.
Speak human words.
Bai Bufan smiled with relief.
Chen Yuying smiled helplessly.
Protecting merit is everyone's responsibility.
"You two be careful." Lin Li suddenly reached out and grabbed the forearms of Bai Bufan and Chen Yuying.
An oncoming, uncivilized vehicle drove past quickly, passing through the puddles that gathered around the three people due to the sunken ground, splashing a cloud of dirty water.
"This driver is really a damn fool."
Lin Li's mouth has always been dirty, but it's a pity that he doesn't have too many techniques for cultivating immortals now, otherwise the driver would definitely fly.
Then he turned his head to look at Chen Yuying who was protecting him, and belatedly let go of his hand and asked: "Squad leader, your little white skirt didn't get splashed, right?"
"No." Chen Yuying lowered her head to check, and smiled and shook her head.
"That's good."
Then Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan who was protecting him, and asked: "Bufan, your little black legs didn't get splashed, right?"
"Haha." "
Hahaha."
"Hahahaha."
Looking down at the dirt stains on his calves, Bai Bufan smiled happily and sincerely.
"You have protected me to your front, what do you think?" He said word by word.
"You also know that I protect you, but you still got caught. You are really careless." Lin Li sighed, took out the one dollar that Bai Bufan gave him yesterday from his pocket, and threw it lightly on Bai Bufan: "Wipe it clean yourself."
Bai Bufan: "?"
This can also be a boomerang?
In the field of animals, Bai Bufan is also well-informed.
Before, in the field of animals, he and Lin Li were at most a frog in a well seeing the moon, but after hearing it today, he should be like a mayfly seeing the blue sky when he sees Lin Li.
"Hu——"
Bai Bufan took a deep breath.
"To be honest, Sanqiao should really give me a banner in the name of the official, after all, I just prevented a murder." He said.
Lin Li smiled.
Who killed whom in this murder?
It's so hard to guess.
"Okay, we are both wearing shorts, so it's easy to wipe. I was also splashed, so I'll just consider it as sacrificing myself for others." Lin Li took the tissue that Chen Yuying took out from her bag, gave it to Bai Bufan, and began to wipe his own dirty legs, saying at the same time:
"The evaluation is for that stupid driver just now. The only one breathing in his family should be the tomb robber under the old grave."
Bai Bufan nodded in approval: "I envy him a lot. At least taking a selfie is a family portrait, which is very convenient for the New Year."
The two of them were originally dirty people with no quality. After being splashed like this, the family of the unknown driver will suffer a lot.
Chen Yuying, who was standing by, was shocked when she heard it. This was the curse she said when she was around them. If she was not there, she couldn't imagine what kind of dirty words would be said.
However, looking down at her little white skirt, her steps became a little lighter for no reason.
In a corner that Lin Li didn't notice at all.
Task 6.
[Use physical contact and combination to make girls feel happy]
Its progress bar grew a long way.
(End of this chapter)
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