Chapter 249 Lin Li was born, Bai Bufan was also born .
The high-speed train arrived, and because they still bought tickets in pairs, the four people separated.
According to the tickets, the two came to their seats.
There was another person in the seat, and there was a woman next to him, but this time there was no black silk.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other: scored twice?
"Hello, uncle."
"Go in, go in, you are sitting in A and you are still so slow, you have no quality." The man who was wearing a Bluetooth headset and watching short videos looked up at Lin Li impatiently, took off one headset, stood up and said.
"No, uncle, did you sit in the wrong seat?" Lin Li asked.
"What?" The man frowned when he heard it, then called up the ticket interface, confirmed the location information next to it several times, and showed it to Lin Li, his tone became more impatient: "07B is right! You fucking found the wrong seat! Are you blind? I'm so annoyed, go go."
He sat down again immediately.
He muttered a few words in dialect, although it was not the Nansang dialect, but judging from the tone, it was not a good word.
In the ticket information just displayed, the seat is indeed 07B.
"But--" Lin Li continued to speak, but was interrupted before he finished.
"Get lost, what buts, don't bother me." The man continued to browse his phone without even looking at Lin Li.
"Sorry, sorry." Seventeen years old is the age when people can bear the most grievances. Lin Li, who was given a cold shoulder, apologized sincerely and then pulled Bai Bufan away.
"Did we really make a mistake? Car 06, 07A, 07B..." After walking away, Bai Bufan was confused and unconfident. He took out his phone and looked at it several times. After all, it was his first time taking the high-speed rail today, so it was understandable that he made a mistake.
"No need to look, the seat is correct." Lin Li waved his hand.
"Ah? Then why is the uncle's seat also 07B, selling two tickets for one?" Bai Bufan was puzzled.
"No, I just saw the train number of the ticket for train b. It's not this train, but the one opposite. He took the wrong train." Lin Li smiled.
"Then where should we go from here?"
"You...wait. Wait!"
Bai Bufan stopped talking, he looked at Lin Li, blinked, and then his face gradually turned into a stifling smile: "Beast, beast, fuck, hahahaha Lin Li you are really a beast."
"If he had a better attitude, I would have explained to him."
Lin Li laughed.
"I support him, he started talking as soon as he came up, I hate this kind of idiot who is full of foul language and has no manners the most." Bai Bufan agreed, and then rubbed his hands expectantly: "But let's remind him when we get off the car, otherwise, I will feel uncomfortable if I don't see him getting angry."
Although Lin Li is a beast, fortunately Bai Bufan is not a good guy either.
"Okay." Lin Li nodded. He had the same idea. "And it would be best if it was when the train was about to start again."
"Lin Li, you are so considerate." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up. "For that moment, it is worth standing for half an hour."
"No need. I did some research before I came here. The indicator lights next to the high-speed rail seats are meaningful. Red means that there will be someone there for the whole journey, green means that the seat is not sold, and yellow means that it has not been sold until the next stop. Although there may be delays, as long as we wait for the train to start and find a green or yellow seat, it will definitely work.
Although we can't find a seat in a row, it doesn't matter."
Lin Li explained.
Bai Bufan's eyes lit up. He really didn't know about this.
"That's even better!"
So the two people who were waiting for the train to start and then looking for a seat looked at 07B expectantly at the entrance of the carriage connection, fearing that the man would get up and leave, so that they would miss this fun.
However, seeing Bai Bufan standing strangely, Lin Li asked in confusion:
"What are you doing? You look like you are in a hurry to pee."
"Because I really want to pee now." Bai Bufan nodded.
Lin Li: "?"
"No? Then go pee, it's not like there's no toilet on the high-speed train, to be exact, it's in this car." Lin Li looked surprised, pointing to the toilet at the back.
"It's not time yet." Bai Bufan shook his head, "I hope I can contribute to the country's construction."
Lin Li: "?"
"Speak human language."
"Lin Li, have you ever heard of a project that benefits the country and the people, water from the south and urine in the north?" When Bai Bufan said this, there was light in his eyes, full of the passion of a young man, writing about serving the motherland:
"I drink water like crazy in Yushun District in the south, just to bring water to Nansang in the north to pee."
"This is to solve the problem of uneven water resources in our country."
"For the country, for the people of Nansang, I'll suffer a little and hold it in, it's nothing!"
Lin Li heard this, and was completely moved to tears by Bai Bufan's spirit of self-sacrifice:
"Tears, where did this idiot come from."
...
The high-speed train arrived.
"Chen Yuying: Why haven't you two come out yet? @Lin Li @Bai Bufan."
"Lin Li: Wait for us, let's meet on time."
"Chen Yuying:?"
When the warning sound of the high-speed train door about to close rang out, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other and came to the uncle with a smile.
"Why the hell are you two here again!" The man blushed when his shoulder was patted and he was disturbed again. Seeing that it was the same person who disturbed him last time, he wanted to take action.
"Hello, uncle, I just realized something. You got on the wrong train." Lin Li bowed politely to greet him.
"Uncle, you should take the high-speed train to Qiaocheng, but our train is going to Anmen." Bai Bufan followed up with a polite greeting, "Oh, it seems you really got on the wrong train."
——With the train number Lin Li wrote down, it was easy to find out where the man's original train was going.
Man: "?"
When they saw the man was stunned, they left immediately.
——It was too late to see his reaction. If he didn't leave, the door would close.
But fortunately, the window is the eye of the soul.
When the two got off the car and found the window next to the man, they saw that the man had stood up and looked panicked, but the door was closed and even started to move slowly. Lin Li and Bai Bufan laughed happily.
The man also noticed Lin Li and Bai Bufan outside the window. He had completely realized what had happened and began to slap the window angrily, pointing at Lin Li and Bai Bufan and talking.
The high-speed rail windows are well soundproofed, so it is hard to hear clearly.
"What is he talking about, Lin Li." Bai Bufan asked with a smile.
"Hey, nano rescue, kid." Lin Li replied with a smile.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan on the side came over after seeing Lin Li and Bai Bufan finally come out.
Before I asked what happened, I saw the two of them transformed into aircraft carrier takeoff pilots, tacitly making a "go" gesture towards the high-speed rail, and then changed into a mocking grimace.
Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"
...
The two's doubts were eliminated after understanding the cause and effect.
"Ahhh, too mean, you two, too mean." Ding Sihan laughed so hard that his speech was intermittent, "Why didn't you call me over to see the uncle's expression! Damn, eating alone!"
"It's really bad." Chen Yuying also smiled and nodded.
"First of all, Bai Bufan is a eunuch, I'm not a eunuch." Lin Li heard this and smiled and explained to the two, "Secondly, I don't think he's bad at all. It was that uncle who provoked me first. How can I repay kindness with kindness?"
"I didn't say you were bad just now, that uncle was bad, hello." Chen Yuying heard this and also smiled and nodded at Lin Li.
"What? So that's how it is! The great lady of justice!" Lin Li, who had been vindicated, began to sing with emotion: "There is a Chen Qingtian in Xiling~ He is impartial and can distinguish between loyalty and treachery~"
Chen Yuying: "..."
"What a crappy name! Lin Li, withdraw it! You are not good, you are bad, and you are also a traitor." Chen Yuying, who couldn't stand this name, immediately changed her sentence.
Look at her bulging cheeks, it must be fun to pinch them.
"Why the hell did you suddenly pinch my butt?" Bai Bufan, who was attacked, turned his head and questioned Lin Li.
"You don't understand my regret." Lin Li's eyes were deep, and he sighed with melancholy: "In life, you can only give in step by step, give in, and finally give in... and seek the worst."
Bai Bufan: "?"
You are here to be sad, dam? Where did the lunatic come from.
...
"Don't I really need my dad to take you two home?" After walking out of the station, Chen Yuying stopped at the door and turned around to ask.
There was no other schedule for the day, and it was time for everyone to go home, so she asked this question.
——The person who came to pick her up at night was not the family driver, but Chen Zhongping.
"No need, monitor. If it's your driver who comes to pick you up, I'll agree. If it's your uncle, I'll take the bus back with Bufan." Lin Li said with a smile.
Lin Li's bicycle is still at the school gate, so he will go back to school with Bai Bufan later.
He didn't come to send her off in the morning, but came to pick her up in the evening. Old Chen didn't know what he was worried about.
He couldn't be worried that he would feel that he didn't have enough fun today and asked them if they didn't go home and continued to play until they were urged by their families. By the way, he could find a chance to pinch the monitor's cheek.
"Okay, then you can talk about it in the group when you get to school and home. You must not let him come next time." Chen Yuying nodded with a smile, and didn't force it.
After all, their father was there, which might make them uncomfortable.
The four of them went to the bus stop together, and then the two girls continued to walk to the parking lot, so they said:
"See you tomorrow."
"Count it up, we see each other every day." Lin Li smiled and waved.
School on Friday, appointments on Saturday, and evening self-study on Sunday night.
"That's great, bye~" Chen Yuying also smiled and waved.
At this time, there are a lot more people waiting for the bus at the station, and it is no longer as empty as it was at eight or nine in the morning.
It turns out that there are still so many people taking the bus.
Lin Li really has no idea about this.
After waiting for a few minutes, the corresponding bus arrived and everyone lined up to get on the bus.
"Lin Li, the squad leader is calling you." Bai Bufan said to Lin Li who was walking into the bus after inserting the coin.
"Ah? She hasn't left yet?" Lin Li turned around with a puzzled look on his face, and saw Bai Bufan passing by him quickly.
Lin Li's heart skipped a beat and he turned around to look at Bai Bufan.
The buses in the county are not big, and there are only a dozen seats on a bus. Now, the last seat in the bus is occupied by Bai Bufan.
Lin Li: "..."
"Bai Bufan, the coin you just threw fell to the ground, pick it up." Lin Li said with a gentle smile.
What a piece of shit, all the dirty tricks are used on his own people.
"It's just standing for twenty minutes. You can't even stand for twenty minutes now. What will you do when you have to stand for a whole day as a security guard in the future?" Bai Bufan said disdainfully.
This sounded familiar. It seemed that when he mocked Bai Bufan that he would deliver food in the future, it was also in this format, and the boomerang also hit him on the head.
He deserved it.
It didn't matter much. It was only twenty minutes. Lin Li walked to stand beside Bai Bufan and looked at the other passengers in the car.
Lin Li found that they were the only young people. Apart from the two of them, they were either elderly people or tired middle-aged people. Some of them were almost written on their faces. The word "social animal" was written on their faces.
I didn't meet this group of people in the morning, simply because it was not the time for work.
Obviously, today is Saturday.
"Bufan, let me test you. Do you know what kind of character is set to be more and more invincible, and it will be gradually improved with the update of the version, but when you look at the record, it is killed and stepped on by various plots. It is a very funny and clownish character?" Lin Li bent down and asked Bai Bufan.
"Vegeta? He was crushed by Frieza in the Frieza chapter, and helped Cell in the Cell chapter..." Bai Bufan thought for a while and said.
"No, it's the labor law." Lin Li's map of Yan State is very short.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, then looked at the scene in the car, and understood why Lin Li suddenly asked this question. He raised his middle finger to Lin Li and scolded with a smile: "Lin Li, don't make me unable to take the bus."
"If I become a boss in the future, I will definitely not tolerate this kind of overtime. Damn it, if my employees dare to work overtime illegally, I will confiscate their illegal gains." Lin Li became more and more angry as he thought about it, so he made a great wish.
We capitalists establish our lives for the people, establish our hearts for the world, inherit the unique knowledge of the past sages, and bring peace to the world.
Bai Bufan: "?"
What did Lin Li just say?
Is it Chinese?
Such a niche language.
"You are born to be a boss." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up, and then sighed deeply:
"How many women have become bus drivers in order to avoid taking the bus, and how many men have taken the bus every day in order to own a bus of their own?"
"Life is so hurried, so hurried."
Philosopher Bai Bufan and capitalist Lin Li looked at each other and sympathized with each other.
The bus gradually became crowded, and more people stood.
"Young people nowadays rarely have the virtue of respecting the elderly and loving the young, alas." An aunt who just got on looked around and found that there was no seat, so she chose to stand next to Bai Bufan and said to herself, "Alas, my waist, I am old and it is uncomfortable to stand."
Bai Bufan: "..."
Damn.
Aunt, what do you mean by using Mandarin, for fear that I am not a local and cannot understand the dialect.
Damn.
Lin Li, who had been squeezed aside, gloated.
"Alas-"
"Alas-"
"If only there was a kind young man willing to give up his seat to an old guy like me."
The aunt began to sigh wildly and beat her old waist.
This can't even be called a hint, it can be called an explicit statement.
But in fact, the train had to arrive at the station.
So Bai Bufan stood up.
"Oh, young man, you are so polite, thank you." When Bai Bufan just stood up, the aunt couldn't wait to sit down.
Bai Bufan limped on one leg, grabbed the handrails around him, and hopped away from his seat. He turned around and pointed to his seat towards the aunt, nodded, and motioned for the aunt to sit down.
Lin Li, Aunt: "?"
"Young man... is there something wrong with your leg?" The aunt sat in the air, looking at Bai Bufan, and asked with a guilty conscience.
Bai Bufan waved his hand and moved towards Lin Li with difficulty on one leg.
"Hey young man, don't go, come back, come back, sit here." This made the aunt anxious, and she felt that the seat below was extremely hot, pointing at Bai Bufan and calling him.
"Hey! Don't go! Don't go!"
Bai Bufan shook his head and opened his mouth: "Aba Aba."
Then his face was a little anxious, and he pointed at Lin Li, the aunt, and his own mouth: "Aba! Aba! Aba!"
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
After a short question mark, Lin Li's beastly thinking occupied the high ground of his brain.
——Spirit! Light! One! Flash!
He immediately stepped forward to support Bai Bufan, and said to the aunt apologetically: "Auntie, Baowei is dumb and can't speak. He means that you can sit down, but he doesn't need it. He is young, so it's okay."
Bai Bufan's eyes lit up!
Lin Li not only understood what he meant, but also cooperated with him in a subtle way, and even helped him cover up his name!
Brother! Brother!
"Aba Aba!" Bai Bufan gave Lin Li a thumbs up, and then continued to use body language and Aba Aba to signal the aunt to sit down.
"Why should I sit down? Let him come and sit down. Come on, come on, you sit down. What young people? Disabled people are given priority!" The aunt didn't dare to sit down for a second, especially after feeling the gazes of other passengers around her, her voice became anxious.
"No, no, we'll be there soon, it's the next stop, you sit down." Lin Li waved his hand quickly.
This was the only sentence that was not a lie in the two people's words. The car soon arrived at the station near Nansang Middle School, which was the destination.
So Lin Li and Bai Bufan, two disabled people, limped but supported each other to get off the bus.
Left on the bus, there was a seat next to her but she refused to sit. She watched the two people leave, looking at their desolate backs, and the aunt with an equally miserable expression.
She fell into deep confusion.
What did she do?
"Beast! Bai Bufan! You are really a beast!" After turning back to confirm that the bus had gone far away, Lin Li kicked the lame man's good leg fiercely and scolded with a smile, "Auntie has no ill intentions, she just simply wants a seat, you are so vicious!"
"Same here, haha." Bai Bufan laughed, "Didn't I give her the seat?"
Then Bai Bufan said regretfully:
"You can't take the bus again in the short term, otherwise it will be bad if you are exposed next time."
"Okay, then I'll go home too."
When he arrived at the school gate, Lin Li unlocked the bicycle, got on the bus and said to Bai Bufan.
"OKOK, my flight is about to take off, so I won't keep you for dinner." Bai Bufan nodded and waved goodbye to Lin Li.
Today's failure in masturbation was very painful, but the early bird catches the worm, and diligence can
make up for clumsiness. Bai Bufan believes that as long as he works hard, he will definitely be able to surpass Lin Li one day before his kidneys become deficient. "Fuck, if you fucking invite me to dinner, I don't even dare to think about what I'm going to eat." Lin Li turned back and cursed as he walked away.
(End of this chapter)
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