Chapter 248 The art of language is to make people feel comfortable as soon as you open your mouth.
The coach blinked and gave a thumbs up: "Smart!"
"I'm not saying anything, Lin Li, if this is really your first time shooting live ammunition, and you can achieve such a result, I think you are definitely a good candidate for the army, and you may become a generation of soldiers. You have great potential and a bright future."
Coach Shi also had a heart of love for talent and said sincerely.
Lin Li: "..."
"I'm only in the first year of high school, coach." Lin Li declined.
This is not his real talent.
And what about the daily tasks of the original god after being a soldier.
Lin Li thought he was not very hard-working. He would be exhausted and bark for a long time after a few days of military training, and he was still a soldier.
"Aren't you going to be an adult soon? It's not a problem what year I'm in." But Coach Shi thought it was harmless.
"What?! Coach, how do you know what year I'm in? And can we gay people also be soldiers?" Lin Li said in horror.
Coach Shi: "?"
Fuck you.
"I just mentioned it casually, not that serious." Coach Shi smiled and waved his hand. In Dongda, this thing really respects personal wishes.
Coach Liu Shi was collecting shells inside, and Lin Li left the shooting range.
As soon as he walked out, Bai Bufan stepped forward and grabbed Lin Li's hand, saying sincerely:
"Lin Li, promise me that when we are out in the wild in the future, if we encounter a brown bear, we will never point the muzzle of the gun at the other's knee, okay?"
Although Bai Bufan was standing outside, he could clearly see Lin Li's record through the glass.
Damn, how can I play this?
Bai Bufan felt that when the time comes, he will see the brown bear in the last second, and in the next second he will see the blood dripping from his knee and Lin Li's back.
Lin Li smiled when he heard it: "Don't worry, it won't happen."
"Good brother." Bai Bufan was moved.
"--The risk of hitting the knee is still too great. If you are desperate and want to die together, what should I do if I run away with the gun?
It's not safe, so I will definitely aim at your eyes, so that even if you are unlucky and just blind but not dead, you will definitely not be able to hit me again, and you can't escape, the brown bear will definitely stare at you first." Lin Li finished speaking.
Bai Bufan: "..."
You bastard.
It was more cruel than hitting his knees, and he really didn't give me any chance to survive.
"Lin Li, I don't know what you are pretending to be, really," seeing that Lin Li was determined to kill him, Bai Bufan sneered, "I gave you some face, but you still took advantage of me, tsk——, let's just say, I can do your results as long as I have the ability."
"Oh——" Lin Li dragged out his tone and nodded.
"Wait!"
Bai Bufan pushed the door open and walked in. Seeing that Coach Shi was about to adjust the distance of the target and switch back to the ten-meter target, he raised his hand to indicate that it was not necessary:
"No need, coach, with my ability, I can start directly from the thirty-meter target. You know, some people have a lifetime upper limit, but some people just have a lower limit at hand." Bai Bufan said lightly.
Coach Shi: "?"
But Coach Shi didn't say much this time.
He could see that although these two kids were a bit stupid, they were stupid with some strength, and you couldn't judge a person
by his appearance. In terms of appearance alone, Bai Bufan was a bit more stupid, and looked like a child who couldn't take care of himself.
Then... maybe this guy is even more powerful than Lin Li.
Believe it first!
"Hold the gun with both hands, stretch your arms, and lean forward slightly..." Then Coach Shi instructed the shooting posture again.
"I'm ready!"
"Bang!"
Bai Bufan was knocked down.
——After Bai Bufan shot this round, he subconsciously tried to bypass the safety rope and blow away the gunpowder smoke from the muzzle. In fact, he couldn't do it under the restriction of the safety rope, but because the muzzle had a tendency to rise, he was knocked down.
But this is not only not to blame Coach Shi, but also a manifestation of his responsibility. Bai Bufan took the initiative to apologize.
The target distance of 30 meters is still a bit far. After apologizing, Bai Bufan looked at the screen next to him.
The years were quiet in the picture, and there were only three bullet holes left by Lin Li on the target paper.
Bai Bufan tilted his head and looked at Coach Shi.
"Coach, the net seems to be stuck." Bai Bufan pointed at the screen and said.
Coach Shi: "..."
"Kid, is there a possibility that you missed the target?" Coach Shi asked politely.
Bai Bufan's posture just now was not standard. In addition, it was his first experience, and he was using a pistol, so it was normal for him to miss the 30-meter target.
"No, it's just the network card." Bai Bufan shook his head.
Coach Shi smiled, and he pressed the target switch, so the target on the screen dropped in real time.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"Coach, is there a possibility that I shot too accurately, and it perfectly matched the bullet hole of Lin Li's ten rings just now, so it looks like it missed the target." Bai Bufan had a new excuse.
Coach Shi: "..."
"You can lie to me, but don't lie to yourself. It doesn't matter if I'm lied to by you, just laugh it off, but I hope you wipe your eyes after you say this, and don't let your tears fall on the barrel of the pistol.
It won't hurt if I believe you, but don't take it seriously. It doesn't matter if I'm lied to by you, just laugh it off. It's not that I want to break your defense. Wipe your tears and think about it. Who else would believe you?"
Lin Li's faint voice came in from outside the glass door.
"Shit!" Bai Bufan couldn't hold it anymore.
"Surprisingly, let's do it again!"
He raised his hand and aimed again. This time he waited a little longer for the gun to fire.
"Three rings, not bad." This time he hit the target, and there were no other unnecessary movements. Coach Shi looked at the screen and said.
The third shot scored two rings.
"Okay, coach, I'm completely familiar with the 30-meter target. There's no challenge in shooting it anymore. I'm more looking forward to the 10-meter target now. It's my worthy opponent." Bai Bufan said.
Shit, I'll continue shooting at the 30-meter target. Who knows if the total number of rings after five shots will be higher than Lin Li's one shot!
Coach Shi: "...Okay."
He was very tough.
After switching to the 10-meter target, the results were naturally much better. The first shot scored seven rings, and the second shot scored eight rings. After
five shots, it was time for Bai Bufan's most feared part - leaving the room and facing Lin Li.
And looking at Bai Bufan who turned around and walked out of the room, Lin Li, who had been waiting for a long time, smiled.
"Bufan, do you know what I was born with?"
"Wait--"
"Taipei!"
"Bufan, do you know what you need to drink tea?"
"Shut up!"
"Find your own tea set."
"Bufan, do you know the periodic table?"
"Shit!"
"Arsenic is not thin lead, erbium, cerium, rhodium, tellurium and niobium still need to be refined."
"Bufan, compared to the beach in Shanting, I like the beach in Sanya better. Do you know why?"
"Because there are no stones, only sand!"
Bai Bufan: "..." Shit
. Fuck
you.
"Okay, okay, okay, brother, we are almost done, wrong, wrong." Seeing that Lin Li was still going to output, Bai Bufan covered his ears and said in despair.
If I had known earlier, I would not have mocked Lin Li so much during the water skipping session during the National Day. Now it's good, it's his turn to be the victim.
"It's mainly because I haven't played for too long, and I'm a little rusty." Seeing that Lin Li finally shut up, or maybe he was temporarily out of work, Bai Bufan felt that he was good again, so he tried to make up for it.
"You are playing billiards here, and I have given you a universe-level disclaimer." Lin Li sneered.
Whether it is playing basketball or billiards, there is always someone who must say this before the game starts.
If you win, it means you are too strong, and if you lose, it means you have excuses.
"I am not fake, Lin Li, when was the last time you masturbated?" Bai Bufan immediately questioned.
"The day before yesterday."
"I went home a week ago! I am not as good at it as you are, and let's look at the results. You are 10, 10, 10, 8, 9, which is a downward spiral, while I am 0, 3, 2, 7, 8, which is an upward spiral. Isn't it clear what this means?
From a dialectical long-term perspective, I have a promising future, but you have no future!" Bai Bufan argued.
Lin Li did not refute, but looked at Bai Bufan with a mocking look as if he were a fool, smiling.
"Fuck!!"
This look is so hurtful.
…
"How is it, are you guys still shooting?"
The afternoon passed by with the sound of gunfire. After three rounds of shooting, the four returned to the inner hall of the club to sit and rest, while Lin Li asked the other three.
"It's boring. I'd rather shoot with you than with you." Bai Bufan said in a dull tone.
After three rounds, Bai Bufan's shooting score was slaughtered by Lin Li, and even after changing to a rifle that was more difficult to control, this guy could still maintain the score under the premise of continuous shooting, as if he had become more skilled.
In fact, it was true. The imitation was the full responsibility of the imitation.
"Let's stop, we've had enough fun. I want to take some photos with the scenery here." Ding Sihan also shook his head.
"Well, it's enough for me to experience it." Chen Yuying also agreed.
"Okay, then we won't continue." Lin Li leaned lazily on the sofa and nodded. After all, his purpose of experiencing live ammunition shooting was to get close to and use guns to prepare for possible situations in the end of the world, and now the imitation has exceeded the task. If
you really encounter this situation in the end of the world, this ability will work well.
"And the gun is so heavy, much heavier than I thought, and it hurts my shoulders and chest." Chen Yuying gently rubbed her knitted cardigan and complained.
Instinct controlled the big head, and Lin Li took a look.
Chen Yuying's curves are indeed excellent. Although they are not big, they are very obvious. You have to know that apart from Yu Yu, who is gifted, there are few Asians who are this old. Of course, it is also related to the fact that no one wears push-up bras at this age.
Especially with her tall height among the girls in the class, it is already very impressive to have taken shape.
As the saying goes, a woman becomes big at the age of 18, and the future is promising. Maybe it will bear fruit
. Damn this rifle, the gun is bad, but the chest is good.
"Does it hurt? Class leader, do you need to rub it?" Lin Li stopped being lazy and sat up straight to ask.
Chen Yuying: "?"
"Huh~~~" Ding Sihan immediately hugged her chest and started to make a noise after hearing this.
"Lin~ Li~ When I was shooting just now~~ My hemorrhoids were also shaken and hurt~~" Bai Bufan was also afraid that the world would not be in chaos at this time, and shouted from the side.
"No, pervert." Chen Yuying's face flushed, and she raised her legs together until her knees were against her chest. She lowered her eyes and huddled in the corner of the sofa, as if she wanted to hide herself.
"What are you doing, what are you doing? I was talking about rubbing shoulders! Shoulders!" Lin Li laughed and argued for himself at this time, "Can you not be so obscene?"
"You'd better be." Ding Sihan said contemptuously.
Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan.
"What do you mean by that look?" Feeling the unconcealed "sighing, sorrow and pity" and the eyes locked on her hands covering her chest, Ding Sihan squinted and said.
"Little Ding Ding, be happier in the future, happiness is good for you." Lin Li persuaded sincerely.
"Why?" Ding Sihan was still very vigilant.
"Because girls who love to laugh are not too bad in figure, and they are very happy." Lin Li explained.
Ding Sihan: "?"
"Who the hell told you that this is the cup that is used for Le Ji Sheng! Lin Li, you have to order another round of bullets for me now. I need it urgently. Hurry!" Ding Sihan threw the pillow or the bolster on the sofa next to him at Lin Li fiercely, and stretched out his hand to beg while shouting.
"No, you refused it before." Lin Li smiled and shook his head.
What is this urgent need for? Lin Li doesn't know it?
"Then lend me some money, and I will pay you back immediately." The annoyed Ding Sihan still stretched out his hand.
"Return it to my forehead in the form of bullets, right? No, Lululu." Lin Li refused cheerfully.
After saying that, Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying who was laughing at the side, and shook his head solemnly: "Squad leader, don't laugh anymore. In my personal opinion, you are just right now, but if you insist on upgrading... that's fine."
Long live big breasts! Onboard! Loyalty!
Chen Yuying: "?"
"Pervert! Stop talking!" The blush that had just faded away came back again.
The sofa pillow beside Lin Li +1.
"I'm done for." Bai Bufan saw this and thought it was his turn to be attacked and fight back. He raised his hand excitedly, and at the same time, he held a pillow in his other hand, waiting to throw it on Lin Li's head the next second.
"You want to have a pillow fight with me?" Lin Li sneered at this, pointing to the pile of pillows around him, showing off his ammunition depot.
Bai Bufan blinked, it seemed that he only had one pillow.
Damn, if Lin Li didn't fight back against the two of them, he would fight back against himself.
So Bai Bufan decided to negotiate: "Lin Li, do you know what the pillow fight and the black people have in common?"
"The harder you fight, the more cotton you get?" Lin Li answered after thinking.
"That's right, considering that this pillow is not ours, let's just stop fighting." Bai Bufan nodded and put the pillow down at the same time, "It's not good if it's broken."
"Okay."
Coach Shi, who came over with the bill and invoice and happened to hear this: "..."
You two are saying you're happy.
Then who the hell is going to make up for this part of the merit I deducted.
...
In the club, the four of them took some more photos and bought some souvenirs as souvenirs, and then planned to return the same way.
"We lost again, where did we lose?"
On the subway, Bai Bufan looked at a suspected couple opposite him, an ugly man and a beautiful woman, and sighed.
Lin Li heard this, and after catching the key words, he hesitated for a while and said, "Bufan, have you ever thought that they are in the same dormitory?"
Bai Bufan: "?"
Bai Bufan listened carefully, and found that the 'beautiful girl' actually spoke in a male voice!
Song Luping once said that although some technicians have poor massage techniques, they can make people feel comfortable as soon as they speak.
The 'beautiful girl' in front of him, although she looks very beautiful, makes people feel uncomfortable as soon as she speaks.
As for whether she feels comfortable when she speaks, this is not known for the time being.
"So you lost because Baowei refused to be a man's mother." Lin Li gave a conclusion.
"Why is it Baowei? Tianming and Zeyu are not okay! I can't accept a feminine Baowei at all!! Isn't that still Bo Gang!" Bai Bufan screamed softly on the subway.
"Anything is fine."
"Fuck, men are becoming feminine, women are becoming infantile, infantile people are becoming evil, and evil people are becoming cotton pickers. What is wrong with this world?"
However, Bai Bufan, who knew the truth, did not feel good. He sighed even more and made such a sigh.
Lin Li also sighed when he heard it.
Because Coach Shi couldn't hear this, Lin Li felt it was a pity.
Dinner was still eaten at the restaurant. We ordered the two favorite dishes of the four people at noon and other dishes that we couldn't experience at noon because of our appetite. The experience was still very good.
And the faucets in the men's restroom were all repaired. It was said that it was the result of anonymous complaints from two customers at noon. The efficiency was still very good.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan praised the two customers and the store.
Because the high-speed rail tickets had been bought in advance, the four of them did not stay in Pingjiang any longer. They went to the station and prepared to return to Xiling.
"I hope that Lin the big loser will continue to work hard. I want to go to Disney next week, preferably abroad, thank you." When they arrived at the departure floor and waited for the high-speed train, Ding Sihan said with a smile.
"You still want to go to Disney? Little Ding Ding, do you want to see if I look like Disney?" Lin Li heard the irony.
This is Wu Min's best move.
Master of imitation!
When Lin Li asked her for something when she was a child, she would look like it. ——
"You want a summoner that can summon Tyrannosaurus? Lin Li
, do you think your mother looks like Tyrannosaurus?" ——"You want to eat Gatanjea crabs? Lin Li, do you think your mother looks like this crab?"
Lin Li usually answered "No, she looks like an incompetent mother who abuses her children."
Then Lin Li would beat the feather duster with his butt to let it know how powerful his butt is.
After hearing this, Ding Sihan looked at it carefully, and the answer was completely different from what Lin Li imagined:
"Hey, Lin Li, it really looks like it when you say that, otherwise where would the prince come from?"
Lin Li: "?"
?
"Hahaha, Ding Sihan, you can say any bullshit just to get something for free." Lin Li couldn't hold back after seeing that Ding Sihan didn't turn around and was just praising him.
What kind of a child is this? He even said such words.
"What are you saying? I mean it sincerely." Ding Sihan said sincerely.
Lin Li was moved and said, "But I have no money."
Ding Sihan was also moved and said, "Poor bastard, get out."
Lin Li smiled and pointed at Ding Sihan.
"As for the rest, do your best. Actually... Anyway, I'll call you when there are activities."
Lin Li touched his chin and was about to speak, but after hesitating for a while, he still didn't say what he wanted to say.
Inviting the "three dogs" to have a physical examination together next week... Will it seem sick?
This sickness is not only mental, but it will even make them feel physically sick.
Damn, we are all high school students at that time, are we going to go for a B-ultrasound together?
Lin Li felt that when the day came, when he supported Bai Bufan to line up at the door of the B-ultrasound clinic, everyone would look at him strangely, right?
"Bufan, are you interested in going to the hospital?" But Lin Li still asked tentatively.
"What are you going to the hospital for?" Bai Bufan asked in surprise.
"I heard there is a B-ultrasound." After Lin Li said it, he couldn't hold it in anymore, "Shit."
Wait, shit, this shit seemed to make his words even shittier.
"...What about the pregnant woman." Bai Bufan asked with a serious face.
"That's fine." Lin Li accepted the adjustment and nodded with a stern face.
"Hahahahaha shit! Beast!!"
(End of this chapter)
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