Chapter 321 AUV, that's how it is!
"Wednesday is actually the best at pretending. It doesn't act as disgusting as Monday and Tuesday. But it doesn't make people feel relieved like Thursday, nor does it make people feel happy like Friday.
I want to scold it but I can't find the words. It's really disgusting. This is a mistress, disgusting!"
"Really."
"Indeed."
"Is there a Douyin account for Wednesday? I'll go and scold it."
"I have the payment code for Wednesday."
On Wednesday, in the corridor, several guys from Class 4 of Grade 1 were cyberbullying Wednesday.
The sky was dark and rainy.
However, the wind was not strong, and the rain did not pour into the corridor, so Lin Li and others still leaned on the corridor handrail, staring at the dripping rain on the edge of the fence.
After looking at the weather forecast, it will only rain for a while today. It won't rain on the weekend, so it won't affect the fun at that time.
"Lin Li, which drop do you support?" Bai Bufan said.
"The drop on the left, I think it will soon swallow the small water droplets next to it and flow down." Lin Li replied.
"I think the drop on the right, although your analysis makes sense, although the environment on the right is not good now, it is closer to the outside. As long as there is rain, it can immediately overtake. Your vision is still too short-sighted."
"The rain can't blow in." Lin Li, who can control the wind
, sneered. Everyone chose the contestants they recognized and cheered for them.
In school, as long as you don't study, everything is interesting.
There must be no one who has not stared at the water drops on the windows and walls on rainy days, hoping that the water drop that you have high hopes for will be the first to flow to the bottom, right?
However, the result of the competition has not come out yet, and Xue Jian came over first.
The next class is math class.
Because it was time to end the class, Xue Jian came early, but he didn't greet a few people to enter the classroom now. He just nailed a piece of paper on the class bulletin board with an I-nail and shouted to everyone in the class:
"The midterm exam results are out. If you want to see the ranking, you can take a look for yourself."
"The results are out? Let's go and take a look." After hearing this, Wang Ze and Lin Li turned around and walked into the classroom.
"Damn it, you don't want to watch your water droplets because they've been overtaken, right? Can't you afford to play?" Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei laughed and scolded, and then followed.
On the bulletin board, the boys were crowded together in a classic way, and the girls had no intention of coming up at all. They
were not in a hurry to watch, but just looking for an opportunity to squeeze in. This is how Class 4 of Senior One is, and there is no hope.
"Wang Ze, please, please stick your butt to the east a little, so that I can use my strength~" In this situation, it is impossible to really use brute force, so Lin Li did not squeeze in, and took the opportunity to pat Wang Ze's butt and said.
"Okay, please take it easy, don't use your strength blindly, you have to use your strength~" Wang Ze nodded when he heard it, but he stuck his butt in the opposite direction towards Lin Li, and his tone was assimilated.
"Well, hold it up, our man's treasure is here to serve you, aim, let's go!!"
"Auv! Don't tell me, it's really like that, nine shallow ones show confidence, one deep one shows authenticity~"
"How can it be wrong? I just follow your style, don't bother me, I'm free to put my heart into it, your back is really a block! Worth it!"
"Okay, at the end, be careful not to shoot inside, don't waste it, put it all in our man's mouth, I'll ter lo a bite~"
"Hey, okay, you know how to eat! You're really an expert!"
The bulletin board was no longer crowded.
Absolutely, no, crowding.
Me! Le! Ge! Wen! Ai!
Except for Lin Li and Wang Ze, all the boys automatically pulled a meter away when these heaven-defying words began to strengthen their ears, and the corners of their eyes, mouths, temples and other facial areas began to twitch uncontrollably.
——"Something got into my ear!! Why is my ear bleeding!!"
——"Why don't you come collect my eyes too, Danzo!"
——"Fuck, Lin Li and Wang Ze meet, it's like a match made in heaven, this kind of bullshit can come out of their mouths."
——"I don't dare to die now, I'm afraid I'll hear the revolving lantern again before I die."
"Fuck!!" Wang Ze, who was going to continue to make love with Lin Li, suddenly stopped talking and said in shock the next moment.
"What? I haven't come out yet." Lin Li was surprised.
"No, Lin Li, you are the first in the fucking grade? Ah? Ah?" Wang Ze widened his eyes, turned his head to look at Lin Li, grabbed his collar, and said three times in a row.
"What? Which place? Which place in the grade in the midterm? What a joke! This old guy is at most the first in the grade!"
The brothers who had kept a safe distance from Nantong rushed forward after hearing this. They were not in a hurry to check their own place. They followed Wang Ze's finger and found the row where Lin Li was.
They saw the number "1" in "Grade Ranking".
"Fuck!" Now the others followed Wang Ze's example.
Lin Li just blinked and smiled contemptuously.
He was not so calm.
Lin Li already knew about entering the top ten in advance - when Xue Jian posted this notice, the system sent a notification that the task was completed.
That meant that he was sure to enter the top ten.
He squeezed over to see who won between himself and Chen Yuying.
Now, if he was the first in the grade, then the answer was beyond doubt.
Lin Li was not surprised that he entered the top ten in the grade. His amazing perseverance and sweat had no audience, although there was indeed some help from the plug-in.
But I was still a little surprised that I won the top spot in my grade.
How lonely it is to be invincible.
But then, Lin Li felt a little regretful.
He should have deducted more points, controlled his scores a little, and not taken the first place.
Not leaving room for improvement for himself, isn't it not leaving room for tasks for the system?
If I take the second place this time, the system will most likely give me a task to take the first place in the next monthly exam.
I still don't want to improve too much. It's like the upgrade article has reached the maximum level all of a sudden, and I can't write it later. After rounding it off, I lost 100 million.
Forget it, it's okay. Lin Li adjusted his mentality very quickly. He just took the exam.
Maybe the system will give some different tasks next time.
Lin Li took a look at Chen Yuying's results. It was quite stable, similar to the last time. She improved by one place, fifth in the grade and second in the class.
Lin Li pulled Wang Ze's hand away, patted his collar in disdain, pushed away the idlers, walked to the steps of the podium, and looked down at everyone from a high position:
"From now on, I want this sky to no longer cover my eyes, I want this earth to no longer bury my heart, I want all sentient beings to understand my intentions, and I want all Buddhas to disappear into thin air!"
"Teacher, please stand up first, thank
you." "Class monitor, please stand up too, thank you."
"Bufan, Baowei, you few trash, sit down where you are."
"OK, that's it, everyone follow my lead, I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying that everyone sitting here is trash!" Lin Li's map cannon was very serious.
"Teacher, I report that Lin Li went to the teaching building to steal the test paper last week, and this score is not accurate." Bai Bufan raised his hand to report to Xue Jian.
"We have to check Lin Li's academic qualifications to see if it's accurate." Wang Ze nodded.
"That's very juicy, I want to eat it." Zhou Baowei swallowed his saliva and also offered his greedy words.
However, Xue Jian just pretended not to hear.
He was too lazy to reply.
This is what it means to have no human rights. Giving up on trying to sow discord, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked at their rankings. There was still some time before class, so they returned to the corridor to chat.
"Damn it, Lin Li improved by 400 places in two months, and suddenly became the first in the grade. This beast must have cheated." Bai Bufan cursed, "I suspect that Lin Li is the male protagonist of the novel, and there is a system that helps him to counterattack."
"It really looks like it." Zhou Baowei nodded, "But it could also be rebirth, he knows the answer."
"Rebirth is impossible," Bai Bufan looked at the class with disdain, pointed at Lin Li and frowned at several people, saying: "If he is still like this after rebirth, then Lin Li's rebirth is in vain."
——At this time, Lin Li was still smugly flirting in the class and shouting wildly.
"That's right." Zhou Baowei was convinced, too naive, "It should be the system."
"Then the author is stupid, why didn't he choose me as the protagonist?" Bai Bufan attacked Tiandao.
"On the contrary, I think the author is very smart, great and powerful." Wang Ze shook his head, noticing Bai Bufan's contemptuous and disgusted look, he lowered his voice to explain:
"There are all kinds of lickers, if I lick now, maybe the position of the protagonist will be given to me."
"Actually, it's not true, how can the protagonist be replaced temporarily, that's not a sure thing, so there is no point in you licking now." Bai Bufan denied.
"Hiss - that makes sense." Wang Ze was convinced, and nodded: "Then the author is still an idiot."
"Yes, the author should be an idiot." Bai Bufan was very relieved to have convinced his comrades.
"No," Wang Ze shook his head again, but the direction of his rebuttal was different: "Bufan, it feels like there is no author. If there is an author, why can we still scold him?
If there really is one, shouldn't he be furious now and send a huge truck to blow us away?"
"Who knows, maybe it's an M, or he uses our conversation to increase the word count."
"Maybe he thinks he is so humorous and powerful for breaking the fourth wall, so he waits for comments after publishing to see readers praising him, but after refreshing for a long time, there is not a single comment. Finally, half an hour later, I saw the message prompt "1", and I clicked it excitedly, but I only saw comments like "What a stupid plot", and then I was too scared to scold the readers and could only shed pearls in my bed, hehe."
Every word of Bai Bufan was precious.
"Oh, that makes sense again. "Wang Ze was relieved.
In the class.
Lin Li had good hearing and heard all these conversations, but he didn't go out to complain or show off - not because he didn't want to, but because Xue Jian stopped him.
"Lin Li, Yuying, do you two want to change your mottos on the list? If not, I'll keep the same one from last time." Xue Jian asked about this after talking about the candidates for the honor roll this time.
"Teacher, I want to change it." Lin Li's motto last time was "Bai Bufan is right", so of course he had to change it.
"What do you want to change it to?" Xue Jian glanced at him.
"The first place in the grade list will say "I'm the first in the grade, I'm going to burn everyone's butt with cigarette butts", and the progress list will say "Boys are thick-skinned, boys will be burned twice." Lin Li had a draft in mind.
Xue Jian: "..."
Taking a deep breath, Xue Jian closed his eyes and didn't open them again, but patted Lin Li's shoulder accurately with his hand:
"Even if you have good grades, you can't burn other people's butts with cigarette butts. Reject it. Change it to something normal, like a human."
"What? Can't burn it? "Lin Li was shocked and pointed at Chen Yuying in protest:
"Then teacher, I report it. The class monitor burns my butt with cigarette butts in the toilet every day. She told me that I can burn her butt as much as I want if I have good grades. Our Nansang Middle School is a school that values strength above all else. I have poor grades, so I have to endure it!"
Chen Yuying: "?"
Xue Jian didn't even raise his eyelids when he heard it: "Burned many times?"
"Yes!"
"Then did you pay for the cigarettes?"
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
"No, no." Lin Li replied stiffly.
"Here's the money for the cigarettes, and thank you." Xue Jian refused to open his eyes, as if he really didn't want to look at Lin Li. He just gave a fair and just judgment, as if he was possessed by Captain Dragonfly.
The class laughed.
Lin Li handed the breakfast money he collected in the morning to Chen Yuying, and Chen Yuying actually took it away!
You really took it, baby.
"You will return it to me later, right?" Lin Li asked in a low voice.
"No."
"Return half, half is fine."
"None, my cigarette money."
"Class monitor, don't let me catch you smoking in the future, otherwise, your ass will be finished." Lin Li could only speak harshly.
The response was just a "cut", and the threat was ineffective.
Lin Li sighed.
Bai Bufan and Wang Ze, who were so bad, even if he was the male protagonist of the novel, were also written by Yu Hua.
Lin Li wanted to make a classic roar of Yu Hua at this moment-
"God!"
"Hang yourself!"
"Fuck me to death!"
-Yu Hua's "Shouting in the Drizzle"
...
At night, Lin Li returned home.
He hung the wet raincoat directly on the hook attached to the wall at the door-although the old community is not safe, it is also safe, and the neighbors will not take this thing away.
"Wu Min: No. 1 in the grade? You?"
He took out his phone and saw the message Wu Min sent him at around 7pm.
It should be Xue Jian who sent the report card to the parents' group, and Wu Min went to check it after work.
"Lin Li: I stole the test paper before the exam."
"Wu Min: Oh, then mom is relieved."
"Wu Min: "Transfer 500", keep up the good work, continue stealing next time, and maintain your ranking."
Lin Li nodded with relief. He actually supported it. The source of his moral corruption and lack of quality has been found.
Since ancient times, bad mothers have been kind to their children.
Dengzi didn't send him a message today.
But he communicated with him yesterday and the day before yesterday, and he is now trying to help him contact some real gangsters and spies from other schools.
Because he said that now, the school is indeed more peaceful, and their school has also been found by the Demon Suppression Division and the community. Even the most lawless group has been relatively restrained.
As for daily minor evil deeds, of course there are, but Lin Li has to go to school after all, so there is no way and no point in caring.
It's okay, Ai Xin will wait.
After entering the house, Lin Li materialized a mirror.
This is the magic weapon he just got today.
[You have received rewards: physical improvement: comprehension increased by 20%; spiritual consciousness increased by 100%; random magic weapon * 1. ]
This is the task reward.
[You have received the magic weapon: Tianji Mirror]
[Tianji Mirror: After refining, you can peek into the secrets of heaven. ]
The introduction is very short. The real object is a simple hand-held mirror with complex and numerous patterns. The back is engraved with ancient seals "Those who observe impermanence, impermanence observes it", which looks very impressive.
The mirror surface is copper, but it is not a copper mirror. In fact, the so-called mirror part does not reflect light and cannot be used as a mirror at all.
Back home, Lin Li began to refine.
Grab it and refine it in an instant!
The superficial refining based on the purpose of establishing a connection is not difficult. Soon, Lin Li also established a connection with the "Tianji Mirror".
Like other magic weapons, after this stage of recognizing the master is over, more detailed information flooded into his mind.
The way to use it is to absorb spiritual energy. When it absorbs to a certain extent, the mirror will reveal some secrets or give some guidance.
Every time it reveals the secrets, the mirror part will break by itself, but it will repair itself like the "Duck Blood Bottle" and cannot be used during the repair period.
And in the complete state, carrying it with you can also gain a little luck and get a little blessing from the heaven.
Deepening its refining degree can reduce the amount of spiritual energy required for each revealing the secrets, the time it breaks and cannot be used after revealing the secrets, and increase its spiritual energy absorption speed.
Lin Li materialized a low-grade spiritual stone and placed it on the mirror, and he could feel the spiritual energy of the spiritual stone being absorbed and absorbed by the mirror.
No human assistance is required for absorption, which is a good thing.
The absorption speed is quite fast. The spiritual stone was empty in a few minutes, but the mirror did not react at all, which was obviously not enough.
Lin Li did not provide any more spiritual stones, and let it go to the Xiuxian world to absorb it later.
Wait for the takeaway to arrive, get ready, Lin Li is ready to go to the Xiuxian world.
White light flashed.
The upper limit of stay increased by half an hour again, reaching seven hours.
"Boom!!!"
As soon as the white light disappeared, Lin Li saw a purple lightning bolt falling from the sky to the ground outside the mountain, making a loud bang!
Looking up, he saw that the originally peaceful and bright sky was now full of purple lightning arcs, flickering and moving.
There was a sense of oppression as if purple clouds were pressing down on the city.
I was so scared of the thunder rolling in the sky... Sorry for interrupting.
"Asshole!"
The angry voice of Shanqing Taoist came, and then the spiritual energy of heaven and earth gathered and gradually formed a huge creature.
- Rag-like flesh membrane wings, a tail like a burnt crocodile tail, thick enough to be a beam, a body like the product of a cross between a toad and a rhinoceros, a back full of bumps and asphalt-like mucus, a head shrunk into the shoulders, a single eye like a red-hot coal ball, one hand almost degenerated, and one hand holding a spiked lava hammer.
Lin Li's pupils trembled.
Eh?
Isn't this mutant lizard the first BOSS in Dark Souls 1, the Undead House Demon, the big ass! ?
The moment the Undead House Demon appeared, it smashed the giant hammer in its hand towards Shanqing Taoist, but Shanqing Taoist just looked up and sneered.
The lightning in his hand gathered, and the bright lightning instantly poured into the Undead House Demon from all directions. Not only was the movement frozen, but gradually, cracks emitting purple light appeared on the skin of the Undead House Demon.
"Boom!!"
As the purple light gradually became brighter, the Undead House Demon completely exploded with a huge momentum, and broke into pieces of meat.
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
This is...
The next second, the broken pieces of meat around gathered together again and turned into the Undead House Demon again, but this time, it began to kneel and kowtow to Shanqing Taoist.
But Shanqing Taoist stepped forward and stepped on its little head, directly crushing it into spiritual energy.
It's not over yet.
A human holding a sword and shield then appeared in front of Shanqing Taoist.
"Heh--" Shanqing Taoist sneered.
"Aren't you a warrior? Ah? Then you're out of breath after two slashes, and you're exhausted after two rolls? With your level of cultivation, why are you going to get out of the dungeon! You'll be in the death cell!"
"That bastard demon hammer will kill you with one blow, what damage can you do to it?"
"You're such a useless thing!!"
Shanqing Taoist poked the head of the 'undead', nodded and said something, questioning angrily with a sense of disappointment.
"..."
Lin Li lowered his head and began to hold back his laughter.
He already understood what Shanqing Taoist was doing.
The Taoist's behavior was essentially equivalent to smashing the keyboard, throwing the mouse, punching through the screen, taking a shower, or even stealing Zoe's blue buff after being brought to a red temperature in the game--a venting behavior.
It's just that in reality, everyone can only vent their anger in this indirect way, but Shanqing Taoist can pinch out the characters or monsters in the game and destroy them "personally".
This is obviously more venting.
Lin Li was a little curious.
Are the characters pinched out in this way realistic?
If it is realistic, Lin Li has a bold idea...
Forget it, put away this dirty idea for the time being.
I will consider it when I can pinch it myself one day.
It has only been half an hour since I left, and Taoist Shanqing actually found the demon of the Undead Asylum. He is actually quite gifted in finding the way - probably.
With a sigh, Taoist Shanqing slapped the head of the undead man, then he took a long breath, sat back on the computer chair, and stared at the bonfire at the resurrection point in front of him.
The bonfire is the warmest place in the world.
Seeing that Taoist Shanqing didn't look at him, he didn't even notice that he had come until now, which really made him angry.
Lin Li, who was also the culprit, stood up honestly and spoke carefully: "...Grandpa~"
His voice was like a child, trying to awaken the kindness of Taoist Shanqing.
"Lin Li? You're back?" Taoist Shanqing turned around, saw Lin Li, and instantly came to Lin Li, then smiled as if relieved, stretched out his hand to suck the computer over, pointed at the screen and asked:
"Come on, Lin Li, tell grandpa, is this "Dark Soul" really a casual and relaxing game like Angry Birds?
Why do I feel that the only thing this game has to do with Angry Birds is the word "anger"? "
Very good, the old man didn't do anything to him.
Lin Li laughed awkwardly twice, not daring to look at him: "Grandpa, maybe it's a little bit uncasual..."
"You kid, okay, okay, you kid--" Taoist Shanqing smiled kindly.
Lin Li held up the takeaway:
"Grandpa, today we have brand new food that we haven't brought before."
"Since things have come to this, why don't we eat first."
(End of this chapter)
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