Chapter 320: After all these years, your mouth still won't work hard?
"Why did the teacher ask you to go?" When Lin Li returned to the classroom, Bai Bufan couldn't help asking before he got to his seat.
"Yes." Lin Li nodded:
"We men had a silver party together, and the monitor called her over to keep an eye out at the door, so she didn't participate."
Bai Bufan pointed at Lin Li speechlessly and teasingly.
Before telling a pornographic joke, you have to specifically pick Chen Yuying out, this is Lin Li's detail.
He really is crying like a dog.
"Then are you one or zero." Bai Bufan continued to ask.
Lin Li: "θ."
"What is 'xita'? A new word?" Bai Bufan was stunned by this new answer.
"How can you distinguish between one and zero in a multi-person silver party? There were people in front of me and people behind me, so I was both one and zero, so I was θ when combined." Lin Li explained.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Lin Li is a genius.
"Awesome." Bai Bufan put his fist to his forehead, lowered his head and tried not to laugh, then shook his head and sighed: "I'm a human centipede, you Nantong people really make me feel sick."
"Then why don't you just suck it so deep next time?" Lin Li shrugged:
"Bufan, why do you always blame others? Can't you find your own problems? Have you worked hard for so many years? Have you improved your oral skills? Is seventy-nine centimeters long? You can't swallow this?"
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)!?"
"Wow! That's not what I mean! I'm not disgusted in the physical sense! I'm disgusted in the psychological sense!!"
When he realized what words had entered his ears, it was too late, Bai Bufan retorted.
Moreover, seventy-nine centimeters, even your fucking comic book bull is not that long!
"Fuck, how did you put these words together?"
"So you mean that your body is not disgusting, which means you are just a bitch. You are a bitch, right? When you meet an uncle, you are still a bitch."
Lin Li mocked.
"Who taught you to understand it this way? You are really a nobody." Bai Bufan laughed and scolded, then elbowed Lin Li: "Okay, let's stop talking. I'll leave some Nantong jokes for Wang Ze to play. Tell me, what did the old Jiantou say to you?"
"Nothing, just asking us if we want to participate in a math competition with low competition content. If you want to participate, I can help you talk to Xue Jian. Anyway, it's free. As long as you really want to go, Xue Jian will definitely agree." There was
nothing to hide, so Lin Li simply said it.
"Boring." Bai Bufan shuddered when he heard it, and his eyes instantly calmed down. He shook his head, looked deeply at the sky, and continued to observe the night sky.
Well, it was still night.
But Lin Li frowned.
"No? Bai Bufan, if you are fucking boring, then you are boring. Why are you shivering? Is it because of the medicine?" Thinking back to the scene just now, Lin Li couldn't bear it anymore and frowned and questioned.
"Oh, you are talking about this, it's a conditioned reflex. Haven't you heard of Pavlov's experiment on dogs? Because every time you shivered at night, you would feel boring, which leads to shivering when you feel boring now.
You don't understand this, you are really unsophisticated, I think you are the fish." Bai Bufan has his own reasons and despises Lin Li's ignorance.
Lin Li blinked when he heard it and handed Bai Bufan a piece of paper.
Bai Bufan understood, took it and wiped his belly through his clothes, and said thank you.
Wiping the belly first, it seems that Bufan usually lies down when he goes to the Taoist temple, and is a lazy Taoist priest.
But Lin Li approved of this action: "It makes sense."
"I thought it was something else, but it turned out to be an activity for you smart people, boring." Putting the paper into the drawer, Bai Bufan shook his head, and then couldn't help but sigh:
"Lin Li, you said, the Olympics also have the Paralympics, why don't there be competitions for the mentally retarded? Isn't this unfair?"
Lin Li just sneered when he heard this, and said nothing, looking at Bai Bufan with the eyes of a mentally retarded person.
Facing this look, Bai Bufan got angry, he narrowed his eyes and questioned:
"Lin Li, I'm asking you, is a weak acid an acid?"
"Huh? Wait a minute--"
"Don't talk nonsense, what are you waiting for, I'm asking you, is a weak acid an acid! Answer yes or no!" Bai Bufan interrupted Lin Li's speech and questioned.
"Fuck, yes." Lin Li, who had excellent grades in chemistry, already knew how Bai Bufan was going to ask, and covered his face and admitted with a smile.
"Is a weak base a base?"
"Yes."
"Then answer me now, is a retarded person intelligent? Look in my ass! Answer me!"
"Yes!"
"Then why can't we hold a retarded competition? Now, apologize to all the retarded people!" Bai Bufan's words became more and more passionate, and the students in the front row turned their heads to look at him several times.
But they were used to the two in the back row talking nonsense. They would eavesdrop on them when they had nothing to do.
Just treat it as listening to a crosstalk.
Lin Li was convinced, twisting his fingers around the corner of his clothes, his knuckles whitening from the force, because he felt that if he didn't do something, he would be overwhelmed by self-blame, guilt, and regret, so he stood up immediately.
Walking to Zhou Baowei's side, Lin Li bowed deeply and burst into tears: "I'm sorry, Baowei!"
Bai Bufan was so moved by this scene that he stood up and stood shoulder to shoulder with Lin Li: "I'm sorry to you too, Baowei!"
Zhou Baowei: "?"
He laughed and put his hand to his nostrils: "You two idiots, I really have to secretly smear my booger on the top of your drawers. Just wait, one day you will suddenly touch a piece of dried raisins, that will be my gift to you."
"Oh my god, Zhou Bao, why are you so mean to me!"
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry this time, brother."
...
At night.
Lin Li rode his bike to Laoyou Road again.
The purpose was not to fish, and he couldn't fish in Xiling now.
Although the task three was blocked halfway due to the renovation of Laoyou Road, it didn't matter. Uncle Yan could reach Laoyou Road, but not Xiling.
The task required that it was within Nansang, not that it could only be in Xiling. Xiling was already one of the best economic towns in Nansang, and public security and economy were also linked. If he went fishing in other towns on weekend nights, he would still be able to catch fish accurately.
But this would be more troublesome, so before the task was over, it was only a backup guarantee.
The purpose of tonight was the same as last night, which was to expand social relationships - to get to know some social boys, social neutrons, and social masters.
There must be non-erotic and sexual evil deeds that meet the task in Xiling - gambling, provoking trouble, theft, fraud, pyramid schemes, these common types may all be happening, but he had no idea and no way to know.
From the experience gained from the mission to eliminate the Hehuan Sect, I need a brother who knows how to lead me at this time.
Lin Li’s own social connections do not allow him to know these people who walk in the gray area, and these illegal behaviors are different from the common human nature in the eyes of the male "Huang".
It is impossible for someone to take the initiative to share like Song Luping.
Therefore, Lin Li’s current plan is to take a roundabout way and first find a few students from vocational high schools and technical schools to get to know.
They like to hang out and play, and they must know more about this than he does.
First get to know the social boy, and then use this to get to know the social neutron and the old man.
It is easy to get into trouble if you approach the neutron and the old man rashly.
Even if the boy has not made a name for himself and does not know what is happening outside the school, he will always know something about some of the bad behaviors that have occurred
in their school. Lin Li believes that the 80 and violence on campus should also be regarded as crimes recognized by the system-after all, there is no law to protect minors in the world of immortal cultivation, and evil is evil.
Although it is still a guess, there is no harm in giving it a try.
Moreover, after placing a few undercover agents, even if the mission is completed, being well-informed is definitely not a bad thing. If there is any situation or fun in these places in the future, you can go and have a look.
Maybe you can also use this to trigger some other system tasks.
Of course, although the plan is set, it is still difficult to implement.
After all, you can't find a group of undercover agents. Who knows if they treat others as their own people in their hearts? If one person is unwilling, then everyone is unwilling. You can only ask the lone person.
But late at night, there are very few lone people who look like students wandering here, which screens a lot of people.
But Lin Li is very Buddhist.
Tonight, he only plans to walk around a few schools here. If he can't find a target, it's fine. Last night, because he didn't find a suitable target, he went home directly after walking around for a while.
But perhaps people will not always have no gains. Tonight is different from last night. After walking for a few minutes, Lin Li saw a group of people laughing and parting at the intersection.
Some of them are wearing school uniforms.
At this moment, two of them walked towards a road alone.
It was a coincidence that someone was walking towards him, and he looked quite smart, so Lin Li simply waited there.
When the other party approached, Lin Li stepped forward again, took out a few RMB notes, and said gently: "Brother, can we chat for a while? I have a favor and hope you can help me. It's paid and long-term."
"Hmm? Me." The other party heard the voice, turned his head and looked at Lin Li and responded.
"Yes--"
Then in the next second, before Lin Li finished speaking, his pupils trembled, and he ran back to the intersection.
Lin Li: "?"
Why are you running?
But in the next second, Lin Li was a little surprised. Could it be that he was lucky, a blind cat met a dead mouse, and this guy was also one of the evil people with a guilty conscience?
Thinking of this, Lin Li immediately stepped quickly and started chasing.
In terms of running speed, there are not many creatures in the world that can be faster than Lin Li.
The distance between the two was not big, so the other party was caught up in an instant and thrown to the ground.
"Say it--" Lin Li was about to ask him why he ran.
But I only saw that the other party had already curled up with his head in his hands, his voice filled with fear: "Don't use the post to hit me! Don't use the post to hit me!"
Lin Li: "(；゜○゜)?"
Qiaodou Madai.
"Wait a minute, buddy, what you said is a bit confusing, let me think about it." Lin Li stood up from the other person, his expression complicated:
"You... know me?"
Although he didn't want to admit it, Lin Li thought that he was the only one in the entire Xiling who would really use this thing to beat people.
No, not him, it was Black Silk Man.
Sorry Black Silk Man, we cut off justice.
"I have no ill will towards you, you may have made a mistake, don't worry, it won't make you ugly." But Lin Li planned to let the other person calm down first.
Seeing that Lin Li really didn't attack him, the other person let go of his head, and when he saw that Lin Li didn't stop him, he also stood up.
His expression was also complicated. After hearing what Lin Li just said, he pursed his lips and slowly said: "Wow, it's really you..."
"You... know those students who were arrested last week?" Lin Li asked.
Normally, this kind of thing is not so easy to spread, but those are students after all, and their age is here. It is not impossible for them to spread the news after being released in advance.
"I don't know the people who were arrested, but the news has indeed spread. Almost everyone in our school knows about it." The other party nodded.
"How did it spread?"
After asking, seeing the boy's hesitant expression, Lin Li raised his chin again: "Just repeat it directly, I won't vent my anger on you. I emphasize again that I really have no ill intentions."
——"Every night, there is a chance that a 1.8-meter-tall, handsome and good at fighting fisherman who calls himself Black Silk Man will be refreshed on Laoyou Street. In order to satisfy his desires, he will lure people with money. After they are hooked, he will play the background music while pulling out a super long fake post from his arms and violently beat people up, and finally send a bag of black silk to the police station."
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
"Are there any chat records of eating melons? Can you show me?"
Lin Li was a little curious now, how did it turn out like this.
"Yes." The other party nodded and honestly opened his phone to show it. It
's very classic, a chat record with several chat records of melon strips, that's all.
Many of the contents were completely pieced together and exaggerated, and there was even a blurry photo of the so-called pervert. However, after Lin Li took a look, he found that it was not himself at all.
It's normal, the chat record is like this, you never know who is on the left and right of the chat box.
When Lin Li was in the first grade of elementary school, he added Jay Chou's QQ. At that time, Jay Chou borrowed ten yuan from Lin Li to open a yellow diamond because he had used all his money to make new songs.
If Jay Chou had not become Wu Yifan two days later, Lin Li would be willing to support him.
When he went to question Wu Yifan, he explained that Jay Chou didn't use this QQ anymore and gave it to him now. He also said that he had just returned to China and had no RMB, so he borrowed ten yuan from Lin Li to open a yellow diamond.
Fuck you!
Go to jail!
From then on, Lin Li knew that the so-called chat record was a pile of shit. If he was given a few minutes, he could make up a story.
After reading all the chat records that the man gave him, he found that there was no personal information of his own, and Lin Li was relieved.
"So... brother, is this true?" Seeing that Lin Li was not angry, and even a little amused, the other party asked tentatively.
"Of course not."
"Oh oh - so the post bar lottery is fake!" The boy nodded with relief, "I said, there is no such idiot -"
Lin Li: "This is real."
The other party: "?"
"Haha, in fact, it's not that stupid, I also want to smoke, haha." The boy said desperately with a sad face.
You still say you are not a pervert!
"It's true, I'm not a pervert, I just want to experience it once." Lin Li didn't mind this "insult" and explained.
The other party blinked.
How can you convince yourself that you are not.
Of course, he didn't dare to say it.
"Once is enough, I'll stop, don't worry, do you think I have a weapon on me?" Lin Li smiled.
"Haha, that's right." The other party responded in cooperation.
"Okay, buddy, I stopped you because I really need your help, and it's paid, not fishing." Lin Li snapped his fingers and got back to business.
"You tell me."
Actually, the boy just wanted to slip away, but he didn't dare to, so he could only nod respectfully.
"It's very simple, I just need you to provide me with information."
"To put it bluntly, it's to be a spy, for example, are there people in your school who collect protection fees for a long time, organize gang fights, blackmail with gangsters outside the school, steal or gamble, etc.
As long as it is illegal, you can tell me - of course, the premise is that it can be coordinated with my free time, so that I have time to deal with it
. It's best." "As long as you tell me the information that meets these conditions, I will pay you according to the content you give me, and the amount of the reward will definitely satisfy you. For example, you can take this 300 yuan in cash in your hand first, which is considered as my advance deposit.
The price of the specific information can be discussed later."
Lin Li immediately stated his needs, counted out three banknotes in his hand, and handed them to the other party.
"Huh?" The boy didn't realize that Lin Li was talking about this, and was a little stunned after hearing it.
Then he became a little alert.
"Don't worry about me backstabbing you. You don't even have to tell me any information about yourself. After I get the information, I won't tell anyone who gave me the information."
"And I'm not asking you to backstab your buddies. I'm not targeting anyone, so you can only provide information about people you don't have a good relationship with. This is your freedom."
"But I require that it must be true and reliable. You'd better have some evidence. Otherwise, I'll make a wasted trip, you'll get nothing, and I may even terminate the cooperation."
Lin Li continued to speak, explaining some points that the other party might care about in advance.
"...That's probably it."
After listening to Lin Li's words, the boy frowned and fell into deep thought, lowering his head, his eyes occasionally sweeping across the ground and the money in Lin Li's hand.
Lin Li didn't urge him, and stood aside leisurely.
After all, for him, there was really nothing to rush.
Accept or refuse, it didn't matter.
Even if this person pretended to be polite, accepted but pretended to be dead after taking the money, Lin Li didn't care.
Cast a wide net and catch more fish, a small loss is not worth mentioning.
And at least he can ask some information about what he usually does, where there are many gangsters, and how he knows the social neutron and the old man.
"...Okay, I agree, how to contact." The boy looked up and looked around, as if to make sure if anyone else saw it, and finally nodded and asked softly.
"WeChat, QQ, whatever, it's up to you."
"QQ."
"Okay, go ahead."
"Give me a nickname as a note, I have to know how to call you." After searching for the other party's QQ, Lin Li added it, then clicked on the note, raised his chin and asked.
"Just call me Stool." Stool said, "Brother, what's your name?"
"Bai Bufan," Lin Li gave his name.
What a joke, now his personality is "Old Friend Street takes a super long vacation to send people violently to fish perverts", which is very suitable for the use of the nickname Bai Bufan.
"How old are you?" Lin Li asked again.
"Eighteen." Stool answered.
"Eighteen?" Lin Li frowned, "How old were you in high school?"
"No." Stool covered his buttocks and took two steps back, looking a little terrified: "Brother, don't scare me."
"No, I'm asking you how old you are in high school, aren't you in vocational high school? Are you in the third year of high school? Or did you repeat a grade? How come you are eighteen?" Lin Li asked with a smile.
"Oh, brother, I'm a sophomore in high school, I didn't repeat a grade, I mean my virtual age, I'm used to saying this..."
The stool breathed a sigh of relief and quickly answered.
At home, we say virtual age, and we add one more year after the New Year, which is two years older than the actual age. The actual
age and virtual age are easy to remember. The actual age is
calculated from the time your mother pulled you out. The virtual age
is calculated from the time your father ejaculated you.
"I understand, I'm eighteen years old," Lin Li nodded, "I'm not asking for information, I'm just confirming it, otherwise I'd feel weird if someone older than me called me brother."
"Okay, brother Bai." The stool nodded.
Lin Li handed over the money, the stool took it, and then said thank you.
Bi Zelensky was polite, and Vance was ecstatic.
"Okay, go wherever you need to go," Lin Li was quite satisfied with his gains tonight: "If you know some people from other schools, especially people in society, and are willing to provide me with information, you can introduce them to me.
As I said, money is not a problem. As long as I can catch the criminal, you can ask them what they want.
Anyway, as long as I get something, I will not forget you as the middleman."
"Okay, Brother Bai." Dengzi's eyes lit up immediately, as if he had a plan.
"Okay, let's do this for now, and contact me on QQ for details." Lin Li nodded.
The two parted ways.
(End of this chapter)
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