Chapter 455: You should change your profile picture like this after you are no longer single
Wu Min cleaned up the garbage very hard.
Lin Li, who was the biggest piece of garbage, felt very painful when being cleaned.
However, Lin Li later remembered that he was an invincible immortal cultivator, so he "hardened" his hand and the pain disappeared instantly.
Perhaps, this is the meaning of cultivating immortals.
"Mom, I think feather dusters are an old-fashioned product and should be eliminated. They shouldn't be in our home. Let's buy a robot vacuum cleaner in the future."
After Wu Min was tired of beating him, Lin Li stroked the feathers of the feather duster and smiled.
Although Lin Li was rich, he did not buy any sweeping machines.
After all, the sweeping robot is really a standard M. It can crawl on the floor, spray water, and lick the water it sheds.
But Lin Li didn't have any XP in this area, so he didn't like it, and he didn't want this kind of pornographic machine to appear and tarnish his family.
So vulgar.
But now, if it can replace the feather duster, it may not be unacceptable.
Wu Min hesitated when she heard this: "Well...it would hurt if I hit you with it, right?"
As he spoke, Wu Min made a swipe motion with his hands, as if he were wielding a pancake-shaped robot, and added, "Besides, I'd get tired too. Tsk, forget it."
Lin Li: “()”
Like son, like mother.
After getting the robot vacuum, my first thought was whether it would be easy to use it to hit my son! Wonderful!
However, seeing Wu Minzhen helping him clean the room, Lin Li just lay down on the bed like a big boss, propping up his chin and asking curiously: "So, Mom, what kind of party is Aunt Xu hosting tomorrow?"
"It's a decoration wine."
"What kind of wine is this?" Lin Li was slightly stunned.
"When they bought the house, her family had a housewarming party. Now that the renovations are done, they're planning to have another one." Speaking of this, Wu Min was clearly not in a good mood and said angrily, "If you ask me, I think she'll have to have another housewarming party after living here for half a year."
Lin Li shrugged.
It turns out to be the kind of wine that is only used for occasions other than weddings and funerals.
Nowadays, there are indeed many reasons for holding a banquet, such as celebrating a birthday, academic advancement, full moon, first birthday, bringing good luck, discharge from hospital, etc.
But most of them are really unnecessary.
If we follow their logic, Lin Li would probably have to hold a banquet every day—
After all, in their eyes, the promotion from primary school to junior high school, which is part of compulsory education, is an excuse to hold a party, and Lin Li happens to have students promoted from primary school to junior high school every day, so doesn’t that mean there should be a party every day?
"Is that so? Then don't go." So Lin Li agreed with Wu Min's choice.
"Of course not. Mom wants to stay at home all day tomorrow," Wu Min nodded, but then she remembered something and added to Lin Li's words:
"But, Lin Li, you and your cousin are getting engaged on the 1st, so you have to go. Can you go that night? Do you need to take a leave of absence?"
"Yes, I can go. It's easy to ask for leave." Lin Li nodded.
Although there was no holiday adjustment, Nansang Middle School had evening self-study on New Year's Day.
But if Xue Jian knew that he only asked for leave because he was attending a banquet, and it was not for any anti-prostitution activities, then Lin Li believed that he would not only refuse but would be overjoyed.
"By the way, where's your driver's license?"
It can be seen that Lin Liguo is not sloppy in his daily life, and the room is quite clean. After cleaning up in a short while, Wu Min asked about the driver's license.
Although she has less time to go home, Wu Min still makes regular phone calls every week and has a certain understanding of Lin Li's situation.
"Here it is." Lin Li pupated and rummaged through the bedside table, then handed Wu Min the driver's license that he had asked someone to get on Monday.
"Tsk tsk," Wu Min shook her head with some emotion as she looked at the genuine driver's license. "You actually passed the test."
"My coach said that with my driving skills, my family should buy me a road. Mom, you see..."
"Your mother is too embarrassed to watch," Wu Min said in a bad mood. Then, with a slightly teasing tone, she looked at Lin Li and said with a smile:
"Lin Li, aren't you going out with Yuying tomorrow? How about driving the family car?"
"Next time, there's not much to do tomorrow, so driving would be troublesome."
Tomorrow night is just a simple fun time for everyone, no need for such a grand ceremony, so Lin Li waved his hand, but seeing Wu Min just mentioned it, he asked:
"But Mom, do we have a spare key for our car? If you do, give me one. If not, leave yours with me first. When you need to use the car, come back and ask me to borrow it."
"You, you," Wu Min said, stepping forward and slamming Lin Li's head twice. "You really can't even give me a little bit of a good face. You're the best at getting ahead of others."
If he dares to let me borrow his car keys today, he will dare to say to me "Xiao Wu, go and park my car for me" tomorrow.
"Hehe." Lin Li acted like a jerk just to get hit like that.
"I do have a spare key. It's fine to leave it here with you. I'll give it to you after dinner. But you just got your license, so you'll need to put a 'trainee' sticker on the back before you can drive. Don't forget this."
Seeing Lin Li's flattering smile, Wu Min's disguised anger naturally dissipated, but she still reminded him.
"I've already bought it."
However, Lin Li was prepared. He smiled lightly, reached into his pocket, and actually took out a sticker with red text on a yellow background.
Wu Min: "It seems you are really early-"
“…”
Wu Min was silent.
This is not an "internship."
This is written "strength".
Suddenly I felt a little worried about handing the car over to Lin Li. Lin Li could recover on his own if something happened to him, but if the car was gone, it would be gone for real.
"I'll make you stronger! I'll make you stronger—"
Wu Min started chasing Lin Li with a feather duster again. After finding that Lin Li was still smiling and fearless, he really felt that it might be more convenient and effective to beat Lin Li with a sweeper.
Hmm... maybe I can buy one.
…
The next afternoon.
"Beep! Beep! Lin Li, here, here—"
"Good afternoon, Brother Ziang."
"Good afternoon, good afternoon. Get in the car."
After lunch, Lin Li went downstairs at the agreed time and successfully met up with Zeng Ziang.
Why do people tend to repeat themselves when they are speaking in a relaxed and casual tone?
"Brother Ziang, you look like you've dressed up a bit today?"
After sitting in the passenger seat, looking at Zeng Ziang who had just had his hair done, Lin Li smiled and said, "Brother, I feel that your appearance has become even more resilient than it was last month."
"After all, last time was just to gain experience and try something new, and now it's all about gaining something." After being praised, Zeng Ziang scratched his head a little shyly, but still asked excitedly, "Have you really become more handsome?"
Lin Li: "No."
Zeng Ziang: “?”
"Didn't you say that my appearance is more resistant to criticism?" Zeng Ziang asked in surprise.
Lin Li: "Brother, I just feel that you have released a lot of tanky items this month."
“…”
Low EQ: Brother, you have become a treasure.
High emotional intelligence: Brother, your looks are even better now.
"Who the hell taught you to understand resistance in this way?" Zeng Ziang was a little embarrassed, then immediately looked at the mirror in front of the car, pinching his cheeks a little unconfidently.
It seems like I've gained a little weight.
But only a little at most...
"Just kidding, Brother Ziang," Lin Li said, knowing when to stop, "He's handsome, and that hairstyle is a real plus."
Zeng Ziang looked at Lin Li suspiciously, and only breathed a sigh of relief after Lin Li said a few more sincere words.
I almost forgot who Lin Li was.
Drive to the event location.
Lin Li opened the car storage compartment between the two of them. This time there was only a pack of tissues inside, but no black stockings.
Zeng Ziang pretended not to notice the bond between Lin Li and Heisi this time, and asked curiously:
"Lin Li, this time you're not called 'Dream Chicken's Tears'? Is that 'Shang Yang' you?"
Zeng Ziang added Lin Li's main account and did not add a secondary account. After being invited to join the activity group, he was stunned when he did not see the familiar avatar of the famous swordsman Menglei.
But then they discovered what appeared to be numerous small trumpets.
His nickname is "Shang Yang" and his profile picture is "My Little Pony", which is a photo of five horses.
Normal people wouldn't do this.
"It's me." Lin Li admitted directly.
"Why did you change to this? You and your girlfriend..." Zeng Ziang carefully chose his words and asked tentatively.
Although Lin Li’s current avatar nickname is hellish, compared to his previous nickname “Dream Chicken’s Tears”, it is completely normal.
So after thinking about it, Zeng Ziang would suspect that there was something wrong with Lin Li's relationship and that he might really be planning to propose to her this time.
"You're overthinking it, Brother Ziang." Lin Li immediately understood what Zeng Ziang hadn't said, and explained with a smile:
"On the contrary, compared to 'Dream Chicken's Tears', this shows that I chose to express my attitude towards blind dates more directly."
Zeng Ziang was stunned when he heard this: "Huh? What?"
Lin Li: "Like Shang Yang, I'm no longer single. Wouldn't anyone be able to tell that at a glance?"
In fact, there is more than just this reason. The main reason is that the nicknames and avatars of "Mengji's Tears" and "Mingdao Menglei" have been banned.
According to Ms. Fan, the receptionist who was also bribed by him, a female member complained to the matchmaking agency after the last event, so he had no choice but to be more humane and not drive people away openly.
It must be the sister Bogang who was exiled midway.
Unfortunately, Tank was not in the group chat during this event.
Otherwise, Lin Li would try to get the other party to give him a pair of underwear so that he wouldn't have to buy a parachute when participating in skydiving competitions in the future.
“…”
“…”
"Brother Zi'ang! There's an intersection ahead! Stop daydreaming! Turn! Turn!" Lin Li shouted loudly after realizing that he was not the only one daydreaming.
"Brother, why is it so dangerous every time I ride in your car!!" Lin Li couldn't help but complain.
Zeng Ziang came to his senses, adjusted the direction of the car, and looked at his passenger seat with a twitching mouth, speechless for a long time.
Finally, unable to bear it any longer, he complained loudly: "What kind of normal person is this? Who on earth can understand this kind of implication? There's no way!"
"Yes, brother, yes," Lin Li paused and showed Zeng Ziang his phone.
"Do you remember the woman nicknamed "XIXI" in the group? She added me last night, and the verification message was asking if I was single."
Zeng Ziang: "(゜▽゜)?"
No er?
Is there anyone who can really understand this meaning?
Anyone who can understand this is no longer a normal person...
Why can we connect with the radio waves?!
"How did you reply to her?" Zeng Ziang shook his head with a complicated expression.
"At first I thought of giving her the cold shoulder because I didn't want her to go through my friends' requests. After all, I was worried she would blame the matchmaking agency. But later she took the initiative to verify the information and said that like Boyu, she had no interest in a relationship at the moment and that her family was forcing her to come here. She was just trying to appease them.
I added her and chatted for a while. She said that if I wasn't interested in it, we would just waste the afternoon together. She was too lazy to go through the process and explain it again to others.
I thought it was a good idea, so I agreed. It saved her a lot of worry, and it saved me too,” Lin Li explained.
"...Awesome." After a long silence, Zeng Ziang could only sigh with emotion.
"So... Lin Li, should I still call you Bai Bufan today?"
"Yeah, yes, you can still call me Majia. You can also call me Leiba." Lin Li nodded.
"OK."
The two arrived at their destination. Compared to the last time, the event was held in a new location, but it was still held in a similar activity room.
When Lin Li and Zeng Ziang walked into the activity room, there were still not many people there.
"Brother Wang!!" Before signing in, the two saw their old friend Wang Boyu, and Lin Li immediately greeted him excitedly.
"Tears!" Wang Boyu was also very excited and immediately stood up and walked over: "Long time no see!"
"Yeah, long time no see!!"
Seeing such a touching reunion scene, everyone was infected by the happy mood, except the event host Fu Miao, who couldn't feel it at all.
This feeling has been there since yesterday.
——She has a secondary friend named Lin Li, so let alone turning into Shang Yang, even if Lin Li turns into the ginger in the stir-fried potatoes with ginger, she can recognize him at a glance.
Therefore, when it was confirmed that Lin Li was in the group, Fu Miao had a premonition yesterday that he would suffer today.
Now I feel that my forehead is dark.
Damn it, if Lin Li comes again next month, I’ll have to find some colleagues to take over the shift no matter what.
"By the way, Brother Wang, can I ask you a legal question?" After hugging Wang Boyu, Lin Li hesitated for a moment and then lowered his voice to ask:
"Someone is distributing my photos in real life and online without my permission. Is this illegal? Can I protect my rights?"
Zeng Ziang looked at Lin Li in surprise.
It turns out that Lin Li, who always keeps smiling, is still silently enduring all this behind the scenes. It makes me tearful.
Seeing that Lin Li was talking about serious matters, Wang Boyu nodded immediately. Without mentioning any paid consultation, he answered directly:
"It definitely counts. According to Article 1019 of the Civil Code, disseminating another person's portrait without permission is an infringement.
Victims have the right to demand the cessation of infringement, deletion of photos, apology, and compensation for mental damage. In serious cases, they can call the police to pursue administrative or criminal liability.
I suggest you secure the evidence first... By the way, where did you see it?"
Lin Li: "Wanted order."
Wang Baiyu: "Tong—what (；☉_☉)?"
Zeng Ziang smiled with relief.
I cry for you horse.
"By the way, the wanted poster also spreads rumors that I'm a fugitive from death row. Brother Wang, I want to ask, if I really am sentenced to death, will it leave a criminal record? Will it affect my future job search?"
Lin Li asked with some uneasiness,
"I still want to take the civil service exam."
Wang Boyu: “(゜▽゜)?”
There was a brief silence, during which Wang Boyu only blinked.
After a moment, with a relieved smile on his face, he patted Lin Li's shoulder vigorously, not bothering to answer these questions, and said with emotion:
"Tears are still Tears after all! I almost thought you had turned into a human after not seeing you for a month! That's great, you're still the familiar look we all know!"
When their eyes met, Lin Li laughed heartily. After signing in, he followed Wang Boyu to a sofa area.
There are more than just Lin Li and three others in this area now.
There were also acquaintances among the remaining people, such as Shao Hengkai who I met last time.
"Where are Brother Lu and Brother Tang?" Lin Li asked curiously.
The last time I came here with Zeng Ziang, it was Shao Hengkai who came up to talk to me and then introduced myself and Zeng Ziang to their small group. At that time, in addition to Wang Boyu, there were two others, named Tang Feng and Lu Meng.
But now I can no longer see the other person.
"Tang Feng will be here later. As for Lu Meng, well, he's graduated and has successfully found his partner in the single life, so naturally he won't come again." Shao Hengkai replied with undisguised envy.
"Oh, so congratulations, Brother Lu." Lin Li suddenly realized.
Yes, it’s not surprising that except for Wang Boyu who has no intention of competing, no one else needs to go on blind dates anymore.
"Yeah, the matchmaker he found was quite reliable, and it was done after two dates," Shao Hengkai nodded, feeling a little sad, "Why is my life so tortuous?
Last time, my neighbor recommended me a WeChat account. I thought the photos looked good, so I was very interested in chatting with him.
As a result, I started with "Hello, an acquaintance introduced us", and she replied to me "An acquaintance introduced us, 600". Damn, my heart was broken.
I didn't react at the time and said, "What do you mean 600? Aunt Zhou introduced me to this blind date." Then she quickly withdrew the message and said, "It's a blind date. The betrothal gift is 188,800."
well--"
Tsk tsk tsk.
The dark turmoil in Xiling a few months ago is still affecting the underground order of Xiling.
But human happiness is built on the suffering of their friends, so when Lin Li and Zeng Ziang heard this, they looked at Shao Hengkai with great interest and urged, "And then?"
Shao Hengkai: "Then I tried the 600 one and saved 187,000."
Lin Li and Zeng Ziang: “?”
Hey, mom, wait a minute.
Wozhi, are you really trying?
However, Lin Li was good at calculations and immediately noticed something was wrong and frowned:
"Wait a minute, Brother Shao, 600 per session, originally it would have cost 188,800 yuan, so why did we only save 187,000 yuan in the end? What about the remaining 1,200 yuan?"
Shao Hengkai chuckled upon hearing this, scratched his head a little embarrassedly, and looking at the probing look in Lin Li's eyes, he nodded.
"The price for acquaintances is quite affordable. After trying it, I couldn't help but order it twice more."
"I think people shouldn't be too greedy... I think if I can save 180,000 yuan, I'll be making a lot of money..."
Lin Li and Zeng Ziang: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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