Chapter 456: Noble European Hybrid
I really underestimated Brother Shao.
High EQ: I actually think saving 180,000 is a great deal.
Low EQ: Three times are not enough. I plan to spend another 7,000 yuan on this blind date. It is really worth it.
When he thought of this, Zeng Ziang couldn't help but feel moved.
What kind of outstanding blind date partner could make Shao Hengkai so obsessed with her?
I have a friend who...
"Is it really that good?" Wang Boyu, who was standing by, also understood the meaning, so he patted Shao Hengkai on the shoulder and teased curiously with a smile.
"It's really comfortable. She has great skills. If you need it, I can push it to you."
In Shao Hengkai's eyes, the other party was no longer a blind date partner but just a prostitute. He had no intention of using the public bus for personal purposes, so naturally he would not hide it, but practice the virtue of sharing.
"How about giving it a try, Ziang? Baiyu?"
Seeing Shao Hengkai so enthusiastic, Zeng Ziang began to doubt whether his blind date partner really needed 600 yuan for one time. He always felt that Shao Hengkai could get some kickbacks.
In other words, the other party held an event where they fired five shots and gave one away for free, and Shao Hengkai was eyeing the free shot.
Zeng Ziang remembers his childhood, when a game called "Bullfighting" was popular at the school gate. Vendors sold miniature plastic resealable bags. After blowing air into them, the two corners of the bag were pulled outward. Because the bag had a certain degree of ductility, two bull horns would be pulled out. Then, the inflated "bull horn bags" would be used to hit each other to see whose bag would be broken first.
Usually vendors will allow you to exchange five or ten broken plastic bags for a brand new one, so some children specialize in collecting them.
Brother Shao! You are doing this right now!
Wang Boyu shook his head. "Forget it. My job is here. I have to be cautious and rely on my own channels."
Shao Hengkai saw Zeng Ziang looking at him strangely, and Wang Boyu directly denied it. He felt that the world did not understand his anxiety, and praised excitedly:
"It's really good! The technique is amazing, it makes people feel ecstatic, and it's a white tiger, a natural! You really should give it a try, Brother Wang, Ziang."
After hearing that it was a mythical beast, Wang Boyu was slightly surprised:
"Wow, it's still a white tiger. Hengkai, you're lucky you didn't plan on dating her, otherwise you'd have spent 188,000 yuan and ended up not getting a single hair. What a loss."
Shao Hengkai: “…”
Brother Wang’s perspective is indeed unique.
Lin Li nodded in agreement upon hearing this:
"Brother Shao, the White Tiger is indeed dangerous. Stay away from it if you can. It would be bad if my second brother gets hurt one day."
"Ah? Second brother?"
Shao Hengkai looked confused after hearing this, not understanding the logic behind the words at all. Seeing that Lin Li was speaking with such conviction, he asked:
"Tear, how is this dangerous? Will it hurt my second brother? I'm wearing protective gear, I won't get sick..."
"It's not a disease," Lin Li waved his hand. "Brother Shao, haven't you heard of the saying 'time flies'? Think about it, an 'arrow' is so sharp. Your protection is made of rubber, not iron. What can it protect you from? It feels so painful when it's stabbed in."
Shao Hengkai: “(；☉_☉)???”
On ancient battlefields, if an arrow was inserted into the bridle of a warhorse, the owner was basically doomed.
Just by imagining that scene, Lin Li felt some pain in his phantom limb.
Wang Boyu nodded seriously, making a "hmm" sound. It was obvious that he also agreed with Lin Li's statement.
Zeng Ziang and Shao Hengkai: "..."
"What the hell is this time flying by!!!"
"I... I'm in tears. After what you did to me, I can't even look at the word 'time' anymore..."
If time flies like an arrow, that's how it can be understood...
So can wasting time be called "slow pitching"?
After all, "fake throw" can be translated as "pretend to throw", so a fake shot is just a slow shot...
Seeing Shao Hengkai's cognitive collapse, Lin Li shrugged innocently, exchanged a glance with Wang Boyu, and they both nodded slightly.
It’s strange, why is it so shocking? Isn’t this something that any normal person can understand in seconds?
"Huh, here I come——"
Tang Feng also appeared at the entrance of the activity room at this time. After registering, he naturally came to the small group here.
After sitting down, he couldn't help but sigh: "Everyone, time flies. A month has passed just like this—"
Shao Hengkai and Zeng Ziang: "Cough cough cough!!!"
"Brother Shao, Zi'ang, what's wrong with you two?" Tang Feng was stunned, hesitating whether to ask the front desk for a mask.
"No, it's okay." Shao Hengkai waved his hand awkwardly, deciding to skip the topic of time: "Tang Feng, Lu Meng he——"
"I know, I added him as my friend too," Tang Feng nodded before Shao Hengkai finished speaking and continued, "Blessings."
"Yeah, I'm envious." Shao Hengkai nodded.
"But it's just right," Tang Feng took out his mobile phone and looked at everyone present:
"Everyone, give me some advice. I'm chatting with a girl and I'm a little hesitant about whether to take it a step further. What do you think..."
"You have a crush on someone too?" Shao Hengkai's attention was instantly drawn, and he clicked his tongue. "Damn it! You're chatting with someone on your phone and even going on blind dates offline. You're playing with multiple people, Tang Feng. You're such a scumbag."
"It's not illegal to have multiple relationships, but it goes against the established moral standards. If you go a step further, you will be guilty of bigamy." Wang Boyu also nodded.
"What kind of multi-tasking is this? It's not the same thing at all," Tang Feng complained with some helplessness and amusement.
"I've been chatting with this person for a while, but it hasn't even reached the stage of ambiguity. That's why I'm so anxious now. I'm looking for some advice. Is there any solution? If you can give me an answer, I can feel at ease today."
Facing Tang Feng's expectant gaze, Shao Hengkai and Wang Boyu looked at each other, and finally shrugged innocently:
"If we could teach you in this respect, we should have been pure strangers till now, and should not have known each other."
Well, everyone is gathered here, so what else is there to say.
But the next second, including Shao Hengkai, the three of them tacitly looked at the tears of Meng Ji who was leisurely sitting aside.
Leiba is the only man present who has a partner.
Lin Li, who noticed the gaze, also looked up: "What's wrong?"
"Lei Ba, I need help." Tang Feng asked expectantly.
Lin Li pointed at himself with a slightly surprised look on his face: "Me?"
"Yes, I feel that you are the only reliable one in this regard!" Tang Feng nodded.
Me? Reliable? Really?
Then Brother Tang, are you interested in going with Zeyu to the door of the girls’ dormitory to drop off your meal card? I happen to be Bai Bufan now.
But since there was a guinea pig delivered to his door, Lin Li didn't hesitate and nodded readily.
After getting a general understanding of the situation from Tang Feng, Lin Li already had an idea.
"Brother Tang, is it okay for you two to be a little greasy? You two have been chatting for such a long time anyway." Lin Li asked.
"How can I make it a little greasier?"
"When you start, you can tell whether you are an i-person or an e-person."
"What's next?" Tang Feng did not rush to take action immediately, but instead made further confirmation.
"If she says yes, you say, 'Can I be your only love?'"
Tang Feng raised his eyebrows, as if thinking about the feasibility, but then asked: "What if she said she was an e-person?"
Lin Li: "Can I be your lover?"
Zeng Ziang and Wang Boyu: “OHHHHH——”
Standing in a row!
Pastry chef!
"It seems feasible! I'll try it." Tang Feng's eyes lit up and he nodded heavily, "This isn't greasy!!"
Lin Li smiled.
You think the biggest problem is that it's not greasy, hey Brother Tang.
Sure enough, no one who appears here is innocent.
Taking a deep breath, Tang Feng began to operate.
Half a minute later, Tang Feng raised his head expressionlessly: "Lin Li, she said she was a fake person."
Lin Li: “?”
Who the hell would call themselves a fake?
Without waiting for Lin Li to speak, Tang Feng took the initiative to show his chat interface.
"Tang Feng: Are you an i-person or an e-person?"
"Fang Lan: i person."
"Tang Feng: Then can I be your only E?"
"Fang Lan:?"
"Fang Lan: Ask again."
"Tang Feng: Are you an i-person or an e-person?"
"Fang Lan: e person."
"Tang Feng: Then can I be your lover?"
"Fang Lan: Try sending it again."
"Tang Feng: Are you an i-person or an e-person?"
"Fang Lan: Fake person."
Lin Li: “…”
Lin Li suddenly understood a sentence.
——"Never ask a woman if she is single. As long as she likes you, she must be single."
Likewise, as long as she doesn't like you, she'll have an excuse no matter what.
Lin Li pondered for a moment: "It's okay, just send "Then can you pretend to be my only person?"
Tang Feng: “()!!”
I'm awesome!
Lin Li is indeed a reliable person! He can find opportunities even in desperate situations!
"Okay tears!"
"Tang Feng: Then can you pretend to be my only lover?"
"Fang Lan: ..."
"Fang Lan: Please send it one last time."
Tang Feng was excited. Doesn't this mean that Fang Lan's test of his love has finally reached the final stage? As long as she passes this stage, maybe the lovers will finally get married? ! !
Come on!!!
"Tang Feng: Are you an i-person or an e-person?"
"'Fang Lan' has enabled friend verification. You are not yet his/her friend. Please send friend verification first. You can chat only after the other party passes the verification."
Tang Feng didn't laugh.
"Tears," Tang Feng looked at Lin Li expressionlessly, "What should we do now?"
Lin Li silently moved his butt away, fearing that Tang Feng would put all the blame on him, and then pulled Zeng Ziang over:
"Sorry, brother, I've almost never been deleted by a girl. I have no experience in this area. Let Brother Ziang come. He has a lot of experience in this area."
Zeng Ziang: “?”
"Why did you think of me at this time?! This is too much!!"
But in the end, Tang Feng was unable to save his love that had never begun.
It's not a complete breakdown, after all, he didn't have much hope in the first place.
That's good, at least I can focus back on this event.
After all the participants of the event arrived, Fu Miao once again served as the host and carried out the activities as planned.
The first step is naturally to introduce yourself.
Lin Li still maintained his identity as a "plant-type boy", but unfortunately Zeng Ziang and the others did not join his group this time, and there was no reaction from the female side.
After the introductions, it’s time to pair up.
Because they had communicated last night, Lin Li was matched with another woman who was not interested in blind dates. Her WeChat nickname was "Xixi" and her real name was Liu Xi.
A plain-looking woman, probably in her twenties.
But appearance and age were not important to Lin Li. After going to the front desk like a gentleman and getting two drinks, he and her found a corner to sit down, took out headphones from his pocket, and prepared to spend the rest of the afternoon.
But as for Lin Li, who remained calm, Liu Xi looked at him with a slightly complicated and surprised look.
"Mr. Bai Bufan, last night, I really didn't expect that you would... be so handsome." After sitting down, Liu Xi couldn't help but speak.
"Thank you for the compliment. It's okay." Lin Li smiled perfunctorily and politely. At the same time, he became more alert and frowned slightly - worried that Liu Xi would change his mind and start to covet his beauty.
"How could you be just okay?" Liu Xi shook her head and sighed. "I originally thought your looks would be a 7 or 8 at best, but I didn't expect it to be a standard 6."
"Hmm?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows.
With the improvement of the system and the persistent training in the past few months, Lin Li is now somewhat confident about his body and appearance, but now he is rated only six points. In the words of the domineering president, now it means "Woman, you have successfully aroused my interest."
"What does 'It would have been 7 or 8 points at most, but I didn't expect it to be a standard 6 points' mean?" Lin Li still wanted to ask clearly.
"For me, six points is the highest evaluation." Liu Xi replied.
Lin Li: "Why?"
Liu Xi: "You're only four points away from giving me full marks."
Lin Li: “(゜▽゜)?”
“Cough cough!! Cough cough——”
He was so angry that he couldn't calm down for a while. Fortunately, he didn't drink much, otherwise Lin Li felt that he would vomit all over the table.
After calming down, Lin Li looked at Liu Xi, who didn't seem embarrassed at all, with complicated eyes. He even licked the corner of his mouth in anticipation, and his alertness grew even stronger.
To avoid unnecessary elaboration, Lin Li shook his head without hesitation: "I'm not looking for a perfect score."
This Liu Xi is suspected to be a carnivorous woman, so terrifying.
In case Liu Xi still refuses to give up, Lin Li adds before she can open her mouth:
"Ms. Liu, didn't I tell you last night that I have a girlfriend? It's because you didn't want to go on a blind date as your family wanted, so we got together and wasted our time, right?"
"So, if you still have this idea, Miss Liu, I'll excuse you from accompanying me. You'll have to choose a different target. It's up to you to figure it out."
When Fan Hong was screening the members, she didn't know Liu Xi's real thoughts, so in her plan, she arranged someone else for Lin Li.
Seeing Lin Li's straightforward and resolute words, and his tone was far from gentle, Liu Xi didn't seem annoyed or dissatisfied. He just smiled and waved his hand:
"You're quite loyal and devoted, so I'll give you three points. You're at least a good man with a score of nine.
Okay, don't be so naive. I'm not that mean. I wouldn't do the kind of persistent behavior you're worried about. What I'm pursuing is based on mutual consent."
"That's good, thank you for your cooperation." Lin Li nodded and breathed a sigh of relief.
"However," Liu Xi looked at Lin Li with a hint of anticipation in his eyes. "Mr. Bufan, based on my life experience, birds of a feather flock together. High-quality people are much more likely to make high-quality friends than ordinary people."
"Although you're already taken, do you have any other friends or anything like that? If possible, could you introduce me to someone?"
"My requirements are not high. My family is not very wealthy but we definitely don't need the man's money, so I don't have high financial requirements.
The main thing is appearance and personality, X ability is also a point I care about. By the way, if you know any foreign friends, you can also introduce them to them - of course, no negative ones, Brother Ni and the like are disgusting, but European, American and South Asian ones are acceptable.
I'm not a Western worshipper, I just want to try different flavors..."
Looking at Liu Xi who was reading out the dishes in front of him with a bit of excitement, Lin Li felt a bit awkward and amused.
She is truly the ultimate carnivorous woman.
I feel like the reason I don’t want to go on a blind date is simply because I haven’t had enough fun yet and want to play for a few more years before deciding.
But in reality, there is no shortage of such people.
But...why not the black one?
You know, Lin Li now suspects that God is actually a black man. After all, so many people call him father, but have never seen him.
Liu Xi actually said that such a distinguished group was disgusting. He is really... discerning.
Liu Xi finally finished speaking, took a sip of his drink, and looked at Lin Li expectantly.
"As for foreigners, my social circle is not very wide. I only know half of the Europeans. He is quite handsome. Do you need him?" Lin Li said after carefully choosing his words.
"Half? Mixed-blood?" Liu Xi asked curiously.
Lin Li: "His father is European."
Liu Xi suddenly realized and continued, "Is his mother from Xiling?"
However, Lin Li shook his head: "No, his mother is also European."
Liu Xi was stunned for a moment: "Then why do you say he is only half European? Isn't he a race-level pure-blooded European?"
Lin Li: "Because he lost both legs in an accident."
"If you must say it's mixed blood, it's also mixed with 95 gasoline."
“…”
“…”
Liu Xi: “(；☉_☉)???”
Hey, wait a minute.
(End of this chapter)
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