Chapter 457 The Black Brothers’ Language Is Incomprehensible
“Wait, wait a minute!!!”
"What the hell are you half-European!!!"
When Liu Xi came back to her senses from her daze, she couldn't help but put her hands on the table and roared in shock.
Wang Boyu, Zeng Ziang and others glanced at Lin Li when they heard this.
Well, stable.
After realizing that the noise was a bit too loud, Liu Xi waved his hands apologetically to those around him, but asked again in a low voice.
"Isn't this still half a person?" Lin Li asked Liu Xi in confusion, "And he's quite handsome."
Liu Xi: “…”
But this guy is literally "only half a person"! He's totally different from the mixed-race handsome guy I expected! !
Even if it's not a mixed-race handsome guy, it can be a mixed-race handsome guy, why does it have to be a disabled handsome guy——
"He has a high nose bridge, big eyes, and fair skin. He has all the facial features that a European should have. I think he suits your needs, Miss Liu, right?" Lin Li introduced enthusiastically.
Liu Xi: “…”
Looking at Lin Li who was still seriously promoting his half-friend to him, Liu Xi felt it was absurd and weird.
Liu Xi felt like he was searching on Baidu for "How to remove pesticide residues from vegetables" and then Baidu Navigation popped up a route map from "vegetables" to "pesticide residues". He was like, "What the hell are you doing?"
"What do you say? If you're satisfied, Miss Liu, would you like me to give you his ICU room number? I'll be your wingman then. I'll secretly remove his oxygen tube, and you'll immediately give him artificial respiration. If our eyes meet, you might fall in love that very day! Forever!"
"When you get married, I'll get you a wheelchair. The one Hawking has is available..."
Looking at Lin Li, who was getting more and more excited as he spoke, as if immersed in his own world, Liu Xi couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
Whose kind matchmaker gave me the contact number that was the ICU room number?
"S-sorry, I, I may still prefer to be alone. The love of half a person is still too crowded. Forget it." Liu Xi smiled awkwardly and declined.
After all, I am a carnivorous woman. I just said it directly, sexual ability is also one of my criteria for choosing a partner.
If Lin Li had only lost his upper body, Liu Xi might have been willing to consider it, but since he lost his lower body, it was better to just rule him out.
"Okay, then I'll see if there are other friends who can meet your requirements." Lin Li nodded with some regret, but he was not completely defeated.
"By the way, does it have to be human? Is it acceptable if it's not human?"
Liu Xi took a deep breath. It was hard not to realize that Lin Li did it on purpose.
"Okay, okay, Mr. Bai, I apologize again for my directness just now. I admit defeat. I really don't covet you anymore. Let's just pretend to communicate and wait for the event to end."
"Okay." Lin Li smiled and nodded without any objection. Although he felt the strangeness in the other party's eyes, he didn't care at all. In fact, he felt more relaxed because of it.
Liu Xi took out his phone and was about to do his own thing, but suddenly he seemed to remember something and hesitated for a moment before turning to Lin Li and speaking carefully:
"Mr. Bai, are you guys relatively good at using digital products? I have a question that I might need your help with. I accidentally restored my phone to factory settings, and a lot of my photos are gone. I didn't even back up my college photos, and it's a shame to lose them. Is there any way I can get them back?"
Lin Li, who thought Liu Xi was about to say something lewd, frowned and began to think when he heard that it was a serious request for help. After a few seconds, he spoke:
"Ms. Liu, regarding your college photos... have you ever considered repeating a grade?"
Liu Xi: “(゜▽゜)?”
Repeat?!
"As long as you repeat the year, I can help you get your college photos back." Lin Li seemed worried that Liu Xi didn't understand what he said, so he explained further.
Liu Xi: “☉☉”
Me! Her! Mom!
If I start chatting with Lin Li about new topics actively or passively again, I will be a dog☉☉.
"Thank you, I'll consider it." Liu Xi replied with a forced smile.
"Seriously, in your situation,"
Seeing that Liu Xi even pulled the chair further away, Lin Li smiled:
"Normally, if you want to recover, you can't perform any new operations on your phone, such as saving new files, taking photos, downloading apps, etc., because new data may overwrite deleted photos, resulting in permanent loss. Under this premise, try cloud backup and professional data recovery software.
I don’t know about the rest, and I can’t really say I understand much about it.”
"I see. I see. Thank you."
"You're welcome."
Seeing that Liu Xi didn't seem to listen and started playing with his phone, Lin Li didn't care. He took a sip of his drink, stretched, and subconsciously looked around.
Then a sense of regret arose in my heart.
As I just said, Fan Hong didn't know that there was a girl like Liu Xi who was not interested in blind dates among the members of this event, so she arranged a person similar to the tank last time for Lin Li.
But since Lin Li is now paired with Liu Xi, and the number of active members is one to one, it is inevitable that one boy will unfortunately be paired with that girl.
Tsk, now looking at the heavyweight opposite who can fool his partner with just a few wrinkles, the unfortunate boy's face is even uglier than Liu Xi's just now.
This is the female version of Yoshiko.
Lin Li couldn't yet "read his mind" and couldn't hear the boy's words of comfort in his heart.
It’s okay, it’s okay. Being fat might have its benefits.
For example, Liangzi's blood sugar is already over 40, and the sweetest qilin melon on the market is only around 20. If Liangzi takes some estrogen, boys can't imagine how sweet the milk he secretes will be.
And the one in front of me doesn't even need to take estrogen! Win is numb!
— Damn! Win you! This doesn’t even comfort me. The more I think about it, the more I want to die!
Lin Li watched the boy talk to the other person for a few minutes, then he slipped out with an awkward smile saying he was going to the bathroom. He couldn't help but look back with a smile.
Lin Li had no intention of restarting the conversation with Liu Xi and just looked at his phone.
"Wang Ze: Everyone, after discussion between the group owner and administrators, we will have a group dinner tomorrow night.
Location: Behind the school.
Time: 11pm.
Form of dinner: Stealing the offerings.
Dinner fee: None, but you need to bring your own bowls and chopsticks.
If you receive this, please reply @all members.
"Zhou Baowei: 111111 received!"
"Qin Zeyu: Got it."
"Bai Bufan: Got it."
Yang Bangjie: "Sex Picture"
"Zhang Haoyang: Ling Yuangou? Have you become a black man? Be careful, black men don't speak the same language~" Wu Jing shook his head.
"Lin Li: Can I bring a shovel? My classmate is running out of teething snacks lately, and I'd like to bring him some."
"Zhou Baowei: I want one too. You can't be partial to one over the other @Lin Li."
"Zhou Baowei withdrew a message."
"Zhou Baowei: No, I don't want it anymore."
"Bai Bufan: @Lin Li, I'm going to stuff my umbrella into your anus and then open it."
Wang Ze: "Probe"
"Wang Ze: Actually, there are things in this world that are more useful than umbrellas. Bufan, I think you should consider it."
Yang Bangjie: "Sex Picture"
“…”
In the boys' group, people were still chatting about meaningless and inhuman things. After participating in a few sentences, Lin Li turned to talk about love with Chen Yuying to pass the rest of the time.
…
[Enter the Marriage Pavilion three times and experience the worldly life (2/3)]
After Lin Li showed his personal charm, although she was still paired with Liu Xi in the following segments, she never did anything weird again and even avoided Lin Li a little. Therefore, there were no accidents and everything went smoothly until the end.
There is only one last mission left.
I don’t know when Yizhen Marriage Agency’s January event will be. It would be best if it could be held at the beginning of the month.
But Lin Li was not in a hurry. If he was really in a hurry, he would not have just looked for Yizhen Dating Agency.
In fact, if we were to find three matchmaking agencies at the same time, this task would have been completed long ago.
But after all, it requires a fake identity, which is a gray behavior to some extent. It is not appropriate to publicize this kind of thing too much, let alone cast a wide net.
After all, if the receptionists of other places did not accept her proposal like Fan Hong did, Xi Ling's blind date circle was so small that it might be spread out as a topic of conversation, which would make the situation worse if it was spread too much.
So considering that the task is not urgent, after comprehensive consideration, I decided to visit one family and one treasure, and then follow its own pace. Anyway, it seems that the task will be completed next month, right? Every time I come, I can still meet acquaintances and friends, just like going home.
After once again rejecting Wang Boyu and others' invitation to play billiards, Lin Li and Zeng Ziang walked towards the parking lot.
"Brother Ziang, how did you gain this afternoon?" Lin Li picked up a random topic to ask while walking alone on the road.
Zeng Ziang: "I've finished my weekly tasks for the original god."
"Anything else?"
"Inazuma's exploration level is 100%."
Lin Li: “()!!”
“Amazing!”
High emotional intelligence: Completed the weekly tasks of Genshin Impact.
Low emotional intelligence: It’s useless, but you don’t gain anything.
Seeing Lin Li's admiring eyes, Zeng Ziang felt a little embarrassed. He couldn't help but waved his hands:
"Alas, this time is even worse than last time. Last time, at least I had a sister pestering me. This time, no one is interested in me, and I am not interested in anyone either. That's it, but I am mentally prepared."
"Don't give up, Brother Ziang, keep working hard, and you will reap rewards next month." Lin Li encouraged.
You must wait until your task is completed before giving up, otherwise it will be too boring to do it alone.
As for what will happen after next month, Lin Li felt that he could talk to Fan Hong and transfer the remaining time of his annual membership to Zeng Ziang. If the matchmaking agency did not allow it, the worst that could happen was that he would have to pay the difference, which would be considered a little compensation for Zeng Ziang's companionship over the past few times.
"Don't worry. I've grown up and still don't know how to write the word 'give up'!" Zeng Ziang nodded with a smile.
“That’s a bit illiterate.”
"Get lost, kid." Zeng Ziang cursed with a smile, took out his car keys and unlocked the door remotely, then asked, "Going back to the community?"
"Yeah." Lin Li nodded.
The event ended early today. It’s not even four o’clock yet, and it’s still early for the agreed dinner time, so there’s no need to go to the meeting place in advance.
"Brother Ziang, how about I drive the way back?" But before getting in the car, Lin Li looked at Zeng Ziang with some anticipation.
"Oh, you got your driver's license, right?" Zeng Ziang paused after hearing that, then without hesitation, he tossed the car keys to Lin Li: "Then drive."
For most people, riding in a car is definitely more comfortable than driving.
Zeng Zi'ang originally thought so.
——Three minutes later, Zeng Ziang really wished he could have noticed Lin Li’s sinister smile before getting on the bus.
"All systems, all activated, activated, activated, activated, and—this!!"
"Buzz! Wuhu takes off!"
"Lin Li, why are you driving so fast!!!"
Zeng Zi's face was pale as he clutched the roof handrail tightly, feeling the extreme push on his back and the howling cold wind outside the window, his voice trembling.
"Brother Ziang—! Can you understand my pain? Do you know how I felt when I rode in your car earlier?" Lin Li continued to grin. "I think I saw my dad! Are you going to say hello to him later?"
"Stop speeding! Stop speeding! Let uncle go back! Don't see him! Lin Li! Stop now! I'm different from you, I have a lot of experience!!"
"I have a lot of experience, don't worry, Brother Ziang!"
"Didn't you just get your fucking driver's license?"
"Before I got my driver's license, I had three years of QQ Speed driving experience and two years of KartRider driving experience!
By the way, Ziang, which nitro button do I press? Why don’t I accumulate nitro when I drift? I also want to show you my landing spray.
Zeng Ziang ☉_☉: "Fuck you."
Before seeing Lin Li spraying on the ground, Zeng Ziang decided to let Lin Li see how Zeng Ge sprayed on his car first.
…
The next day, at nine o'clock in the morning, Wu Min had already gone out shopping and chatting with friends.
Lin Li stayed at home, paid 20 system currencies, reset his "return" opportunity, and chose to return to the world of all women.
A white light flashed, and the scene in front of me changed.
Zhu Ning was still slumped in the same place, using his delicate "hands" to feel the parts of drones and other modern technologies.
Perhaps in order to make the hands as delicate as possible, the other parts have become a pure lump.
The "Fu Yu Dan" in the body is still circulating. If there is any overall difference from last time, it is probably that the core in Zhu Ning's body that emits light blue fluorescence has become clearer. When I noticed it before, it seemed to be wrapped in something, but now it is completely exposed.
I don’t know if this is a better proof that Zhu Ning’s body functions have recovered than being “cured”.
After noticing the sound made by Lin Li, Zhu Ning immediately turned his head and looked at Lin Li: "You're back?"
"Yeah," Lin Li nodded. He picked up the watch on the ground that he had specifically told Zhu Ning not to take apart, checked the time flow, and looked around to confirm:
"Did anything unusual happen during the more than an hour I was away?"
"No, at least not within my hearing range."
Zhu Ning shook his head and looked expectantly at Lin Li's waist, searching for the gourd that could take something out.
Lin Li did not disappoint her. Without further ado, he materialized the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd" and began to take out a large amount of modern materials.
Mobile power supplies, welding tools, and other hardware tools that were previously unavailable, as well as various circuits and components...
Zhu Ning's eyes lit up and he immediately began to crawl forward.
"And here's the information related to our world." Lin Li took out another tablet. "I've organized the catalog. In theory, it should help you focus on the parts you need to know and serve as a guide."
"Thank you!" Zhu Ning couldn't wait to say thank you, then immediately took the tablet and started reading quickly.
"Ms. Zhu, is this bright light in your body a proof of your physical condition?" Lin Li sat aside, took out his skills and prepared to practice, but still asked his doubts.
"Yes and no." Zhu Ning glanced down at himself, then looked up at Lin Li and explained, "Its brightness is indeed an indicator of our condition, but the main reason you feel a huge difference from an hour ago is because I expelled the 'Nuclear Armor'."
As he spoke, Zhu Ning picked up three black armor pieces with curved surfaces that were almost diamond-shaped.
"Our inner core is our most vulnerable part, and also the most important part for our survival. So normally, we ingest the 'core armor' and keep it attached to our inner core for protection."
"However, as a price, we need to adjust our internal bodies to allow them to perfectly adapt to the 'nuclear armor'. Therefore, this will constantly consume a certain amount of our physical strength and body control."
"Plus, we're now within the Silence Field, so Nuclear Armor won't be effective."
"So, in order to give my 'hands' greater precision in sensing and learning your components, I spent some time expelling them after my body healed."
After hearing this explanation, Lin Li suddenly understood.
The reason why the core didn't seem that bright before was actually because the core was covered by these three things.
Can you swallow this?
I feel like people in this all-female world have very playable bodies.
"I understand. Let's continue working hard on our escape plan."
"good."
…
Nine hours passed quickly.
There is less than half an hour left until return.
The progress of the homemade escape flying device has also advanced from "creating a new folder" to "opening Word and entering a title."
But it can be considered a qualitative leap.
During this period, Zhu Ning tested all materials and components, and screened out three categories: those that fully met the requirements, those that could be used but would be better if better, and those that were not quite suitable.
The task of replacing the latter two fell on Lin Li's shoulders again.
Today is the 29th, so if you place an order, you can still get it before the end of this month.
In addition, Zhu Ning has already made preliminary design drawings based on the first two types of materials currently available and is ready to start manufacturing.
After finishing the new list, it is much shorter than last time.
Lin Li was thinking about the acquisition channels in his mind, most of them should not be difficult to obtain.
"Miss Zhu," Lin Li asked before leaving, "Do you think you can complete the construction of this aircraft within 20 hours?"
The most cost-effective option is naturally to use 20 system currencies and do it twice next week.
If the regular stay time remains the same next week, it will be 10 hours at a time.
If you have to spend an extra 200 system currencies just to stay in this world for ten more hours to complete the task, and you may not be able to complete it, the cost-effectiveness is questionable.
"There should be a chance," Zhu Ning calculated for a while and gave an uncertain answer: "After all, we don't need it to fly directly out of the canyon. As long as it can take you to a certain altitude so that your mecha can be used normally, it will be fine.
20 hours, well, that should be about right, as long as nothing unexpected happens."
"Okay." Lin Li nodded and chose to return.
Although the situation is not good, fortunately, we are in the all-female universe, not the Tongliao universe.
Will win!
(End of this chapter)
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