Chapter 458: Nicknames are the real highlight of a person
"Hello, beautiful lady. I'm a talent scout. I feel like you have a great foundation. Would you like to take on a small commercial performance? The performance is simple and doesn't require any basic skills. You just need to follow the event throughout and say "I'm willing" at the end."
At the gate of Nansang School, Lin Li parked his bicycle steadily and walked towards Chen Yuying who was waiting for him, while chatting with her in a serious manner.
"I do."
Chen Yuying smiled and nodded, extending her hand towards Lin Li.
I originally wanted to hold hands, but considering that it was a campus after all, interlocking fingers was too ostentatious and excessive, so in the end I just lightly pulled Lin Li's sleeve.
"You scared me. I thought you were going to ask me for the ring directly." Lin Li looked straight at the direction of the hand and smiled when he found that he was just holding the sleeve.
Chen Yuying turned her head slightly when she heard this, paused, and a light smile appeared on her face. After nodding slightly, she stretched out her hand:
"It wasn't a scare in vain. I already said I do. Where's the ring?"
"You don't think I'm unprepared?"
Lin Li snorted, and in front of the girl's surprised and slightly panicked gaze, he took out a can pull ring from his pocket and put it on Chen Yuying's ring finger.
It’s not that she was disappointed, but rather relieved. After all, it was too strange to suddenly give a ring at this occasion and place. After all, Chen Yuying felt that the ring still had a slightly different meaning.
However, if Chen Yuying really asked Lin Li "what does the ring represent", she would have a small chance of getting the following answer: "Ring, ring. Having a ring means I can ring my finger for the rest of my life."
The reason why it is a small probability is not that Lin Li is very likely not to think about it, but that Lin Li probably won't say it out loud, but he will definitely think about it in his heart.
In fact, Lin Li has always been curious:
If lesbians have a silver party, does that mean they are either filming "The King of Finger Joy" or "The Shocking Grinding Group"?
Chen Yuying looked at the pull ring on her finger and found that it was not an ordinary pull ring: it had the words "Another can" written on it.
No wonder Lin Li kept this thing in his pocket instead of throwing it away.
"Congratulations on winning the prize! You can redeem this ring from me, the organizer, with this ring. Of course, the organizer reserves the final right of interpretation for this event, so I will take the final say."
After Chen Yuying noticed it, Lin Li spoke immediately with a slightly nonchalant tone.
Lin Li had indeed not expected Chen Yuying to "ask for" the ring, and he did not have any other rings on him except the "Qian Kun Ring". However, if he wanted a substitute, it was still easy to take out, such as this pull ring.
If one really wanted to give a ring as a present, even Bai Bufan knew that a more romantic scene was necessary.
Regarding this, Bai Bufan once told Lin Li about a brilliant idea he had, and said that he decided to apply it when he proposed in the future -
Hide the ring in your nostril, and then ask your future girlfriend to pick your nose when you go on a date.
Wow, just think about that scene, the girlfriend was digging, and the ring just fell off and was put on her finger. Just thinking about it, it feels so romantic. No girl can expect a surprise from this angle!
Of course, it doesn’t matter if his girlfriend doesn’t want to help pick his nose. Bai Bufan will never have only one plan A in mind. As long as he practices sneezing proficiently, the initiative will always be in his own hands.
For the sake of his friend, Bai Bufan generously allowed Lin Li to plagiarize his idea.
He would be angry if others plagiarized, but he would only bless them if Lin Li plagiarized.
This is Bai Bufan’s brotherhood.
But Lin Li thought about it and declined.
"Then I'm lucky. I'll accept it. You can't refuse it when I go to the organizer to claim the prize."
Chen Yuying nodded, took off the pull ring, and smiled seriously yet gently.
"Wrap it with a tissue before putting it in your pocket, or you might get cut by the edge."
Seeing that Chen Yuying was about to put the pull ring away, Lin Li immediately took out a small packet of paper from his pocket, took out another piece of paper from it and handed it to Chen Yuying.
"Okay~"
Chen Yuying nodded, and the smile in her eyes became even brighter.
She really liked Lin Li's meticulous care and consideration.
Afterwards, the two arrived at the lecture hall together.
Now the time left before the tutoring session is neither too long nor too short, but the seats on the left and right sides are deserted due to poor visibility, while the front row in the middle of the lecture hall is already full.
As expected of a student in the competition class, his enthusiasm is beyond reproach.
But neither of them cared.
There was no point in pursuing the front row now. After all, the results of the semi-finals were not important to Chen Yuying at all. She participated in this competition just to accompany Lin Li.
Chen Tianming was actually the same. If Yao Qiaoqiao hadn't wanted to sit in the front row, he would have wanted to sit in the back.
As time passed, students gradually arrived in the classroom.
To be honest, although the number of girls in the competition class is indeed small, their average quality seems to be higher than that of the parallel classes. The stereotype of competitive science girls is actually quite rare.
"Knock, knock, knock."
Just when Lin Li said that he was giving Chen Yuying a massage but was actually touching her legs in broad daylight, an elderly teacher who looked to be in his fifties or sixties walked up to the podium with a USB drive and teaching materials.
Not Hua Ming.
I don’t know if Hua Ming has something to do in the afternoon, or if the tutoring class on Sunday afternoon has to change teachers.
"Is it actually Hot Chili Pepper who is here to teach us?"
On the other side of Chen Yuying's seat, Xiao Tingbai, a student in the parallel class whom she had met in the first examination room and had been introduced to by Lin Li, sighed at this time.
Upon hearing this, Lin Li looked at the teacher again, then looked at Xiao Tingbai, who seemed to know the teacher, and asked curiously:
"Hot pepper? This teacher often scolds people. Does he have a bad temper?"
Xiao Tingbai shook his head: "No, because when he calls on students to answer questions in class, he always does it in a train-like pattern, never changing, just like a hot pepper."
Chen Yuying and Lin Li: "(゜▽゜)?"
Is it the fiery chili pepper from TM Plants vs. Zombies?
"There's another teacher, we call her Cattail Grass, because she always only calls on the first row. In her class, as long as there are still people alive in the first row, she will never ask the people in the back." Xiao Tingbai seemed very satisfied with the reactions of the two and introduced further.
“…”
It did seem strange before it was pointed out, but after it was pointed out, it felt so reasonable...
No wonder there is a saying that there are only wrong names, but no wrong nicknames.
Unfortunately, Lin Li discovered that he didn't seem to have any nickname.
Birth doesn't count, it's your own race.
My name seems to have become a nickname, and I occasionally hear people say things like "Wow, this bitch is Kobayashi Ryu".
Tsk…
"Why did you suddenly hit my head?" Feeling Lin Li's movements, Chen Yuying turned her head to look at him in confusion.
"I accidentally deducted some merits again. I need to add more merits." Lin Li sighed in frustration.
"What... never mind, don't tell me." Curiosity kills merit, and Chen Yuying, who asked subconsciously, quickly changed her words.
But she made a fatal mistake - she forgot to cover her ears.
Lin Li: "Class monitor, let me ask you this: if a classmate has epilepsy, what nickname could you give him?"
Chen Yuying: Buhao!
Too late!
Lin Li: "You can call it soy sauce, because it's dark soy sauce."
Chen Yuying: “TAT”
Spicy meatballs!
The girl joined in hitting her head.
Damn it, I still haven't protected anything...
…
An afternoon passed in a flash. Although Chen Yuying no longer pursued grades, she and Lin Li still listened carefully to the entire course.
Chen Zhongping had his own things to do today, so he didn't bother to take Chen Yuying home for dinner and then send her over.
Therefore, Lin Li abandoned Chen Tianming neatly and told him to go and have dinner with Bai Bufan.
It's a bit unnecessary to say -
In fact, all the scenes that Chen Zhongping worried about, such as "Yingying and a boy sitting together intimately for tutoring", "feeding each other affectionately while eating", "feeling that it was not enough after the meal and taking a walk hand in hand", etc., actually did not happen.
playground.
"When I was in primary school, I ran 100 metres in 12 seconds. I thought I had talent and my whole class urged me to pursue a career in sports. Later, I saw the principal's name on a WeChat official account and learned that due to corruption in the ditch, the 100-metre track was built 30 metres short."
Walking slowly on the playground, Lin Li held the back of his head and spoke in a relaxed manner.
"The principal is very bad." Chen Yuying responded with a smile, looking towards the podium.
After a weekend, the playground has changed a lot.
The stage for the New Year's Eve party has been completely set up, with the frame, lighting, background display boards, etc. all available.
It is currently in the debugging phase.
Tomorrow night is the official start of the evening party, and all the performances will be rehearsed tonight.
Now, although the performers have not arrived yet, some staff from the school or outsourced are already auditioning, shouting "ah" sounds in different pitches and tones.
Come to think of it, it is an indispensable part of the middle school party.
If you are in the classroom, especially during evening self-study, and hear all kinds of "ah" sounds coming from the playground, some people in the class will usually laugh first, and then someone will complain in an "irritated" way, "Fuck, what are you "ahing" about?", "Why haven't you finished "ahing" yet?"...
This year's New Year's Eve party is not completely unrelated to the Fourth Shift.
There was still a student from Class 4 who participated in the party, but it was not a song and dance performance, but a dubbing program with the club.
At that time, a silent animation will be played on the screen, and then she and others will add more interesting sounds to it on the stage.
There wasn't much time left before evening self-study began, so after walking around twice, they decided to return to the classroom.
"Stand here and don't move. I'll get you some, Runji."
Lin Li suddenly changed direction and said with a smile.
Chen Yuying turned her head and saw that Lin Li was already trampling on the lawn and walking towards a citrus tree inside.
December and January are the time when citrus fruits mature. At this moment, there are many ripe orange oranges hanging scattered on the citrus trees.
Lin Li picked them, peeled them, and tried them.
How to say it, Lin Li thought of an explanation.
Similarly, different people have different attitudes towards the apples on the same apple tree.
The brave will pick it and eat it.
The elves will listen to the apple's voice.
Druids will marvel at the greatness of nature.
The Necromancer will absorb its life force.
The pastor would pick them and make apple pies for the children in the orphanage.
The dwarf would be out of reach.
Citrus trees are not apples. They are only two or three meters high, which even a dwarf can reach. In this case, no one picks the fruits, which proves one thing - they are not delicious.
"Does it taste good?"
Seeing Lin Li, who had no intention of acting and whose facial features had wrinkled after tasting a piece, Chen Yuying smiled.
"Perhaps its only function is to remove the body odor after listening to music in a brothel." Lin Li shrugged after spitting a few times.
"So you're still picking them up and using them to deceive people?" Lin Li's hands were constantly moving, stuffing them into his pockets. Chen Yuying asked with a bit of amusement:
"After the experience with Persimmon last time, they shouldn't be so easily lured into your trap."
"You don't understand this, baby. I don't need any inducement at all," Lin Li smiled and continued to pick while explaining:
"I just need to pick it and put it in a drawer. I don't need to tell anyone or do anything extra. Someone will definitely take the bait."
"Zhou Baowei is Zhou Baowei, the one who fulfills a vow..." Chen Yuying curled her lips in a low voice.
"Hahahaha——" Lin Li laughed out loud with some difficulty.
Baowei, I'm really not slandering you this time. I can only say that good wine needs no bush. You have a big appetite, so there's no need to say more.
"Let's go back to the classroom."
"good."
Arrive at the classroom.
There are quite a lot of people already at school.
At the back of the classroom, two fairly large cardboard boxes were placed sideways on top of the lockers.
Without taking it apart, Lin Li could guess what was inside.
——These are smoothie machines and oden machines that classmates rented from their homes or friends.
Of course, it is prepared for the garden party the day after tomorrow.
In fact, each class is preparing one after another.
Just now when he was downstairs, Lin Li saw a rather exquisite and high-end food cart parked outside the first floor.
"Bai Bufan! Die!"
Lin Li returned to his seat, where the murder scene of Qin Zeyu strangling Bai Bufan was being broadcast live.
Lin Li mixed in and helped Qin Zeyu kick Bai Bufan twice, and then helped Bai Bufan elbow Qin Zeyu a few times. Only then did he ask curiously with satisfaction: "What's wrong, Zeyu, what did Bufan do?"
Qin Zeyu looked up, his eyes red:
"Do you know what movie B recommended to me this weekend?"
"The female ghost chess player was particularly arrogant and provocative, looking down on the male chess player. The two sides then competed in chess. If the female ghost chess player lost, she would let the male chess player play with her at will."
"Fuck! They played for two hours, and in the end the woman won! She f*cking won!!!"
"This isn't a movie! This is a fucking Go tutorial! It's a textbook!!!"
Qin Zeyu growled at Lin Li in a particularly angry and ferocious manner.
"I was using a limited-speed network drive! 4GB, limited to 60KB per second. Do you understand how much hardship I went through for these 4GB?! And this is what I saw!!"
"This bitch sent me this compressed file specifically to prevent me from previewing it online! What a bastard!"
Lin Li: "OvO"
"I didn't say it was a movie when I recommended it—" Bai Bufan, whose throat was strangled, struggled to argue, "There's no deception in the content. In the end, the male chess player's skills were inferior to others. What else can I do..."
"There's a second part, do you want to watch it? It's about the hero's revenge..."
"Oh? There's a second part?" Qin Zeyu raised his eyebrows: "OVA? Did the revenge succeed?"
As we all know, some anime OVAs are actually pornographic films, so Qin Zeyu rekindled his hope.
To be honest, Qin Zeyu used to have no feelings about teaching female kids a lesson.
But after watching the failed two hours of the first part, and listening to the female chess players' sneers and ridicules throughout, Qin Zeyu completely understood how satisfying it was to teach the little female devil a lesson.
I can take off at least ten times!
Facing Qin Zeyu's expectations, Bai Bufan☉☉: "No, I lost again."
“…”
“Your mother!!!”
(End of this chapter)
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