Chapter 460: Men over 18 should stop dressing like children
[During the sect's grand gathering, a disciple, driven by his own desire for entertainment, disregarded the sect's rules and attempted to escape. As a loyal saint, how could I sit idly by and watch this happen?]
【Limited time mission triggered! 】
[Task 6: Within two hours, arrest at least ten sect disciples who disregarded the rules and left the venue to have fun, and give them a minor punishment to deter them from committing the same offense again (0/10).]
[Quest Reward: Physical Improvement: Increase spell effectiveness by 100%; 1 random elixir; 100 system currency]
This is the task that just popped up.
Lin Li's eyes swept across the system panel. After a quick glance, he turned his head and locked his gaze on the boys just now, watching them jogging towards the teaching building.
My mind began to recall the conversation I caught before the two of them left, and before the mission was triggered:
——"The internet on the playground is so laggy, I can't even play."
"How about we sneak back to the classroom and play? We shouldn't be taking head counts anymore anyway. If the teacher asks, we can just say we went to the bathroom."
——"…I feel like it's okay."
——"Let's go then?"
--"Walk."
Based on this conversation, I can easily come to the conclusion of the reason why the two people left - the two of them were planning to go to a place with fewer people and better signal to play games because the network on the playground was too slow.
And this is exactly the opportunity that triggers the mission.
Then the limited target of "disciples of the sect who ignore the rules and leave to have fun" is easy to understand.
The part about "arresting ten people and giving them minor punishments" seems fine.
There are definitely more people who left than the two I observed.
After all, the New Year's Eve party held by the school, although Lin Li's current viewing experience was definitely not terrible, it could not be said to be particularly exciting either.
After all, those who went on stage were just students and some teachers, not professional performers.
What's more, even if it is the New Year's Eve Gala or even the Spring Festival Gala held by those TV stations, aren't there still many people who are not interested in them?
If there were no mobile phones, compared to the evening self-study classes on weekdays, everyone would just watch them happily. After all, compared to studying, everything becomes interesting. But now that we have mobile phones, it is normal to have other ideas. There will definitely be no problem if we can get ten people from two grades together.
In addition, for the convenience of management, the school locks the doors of the dormitory buildings during class hours, so those who want to play with their mobile phones cannot return to the dormitory, which greatly reduces the difficulty of the search.
Lin Li was still thinking about the mission requirement of "making them afraid and afraid to commit the same crime again."
But soon, Lin Li smiled slightly.
I have a solution.
"I'm going to the bathroom."
Once the idea came to his mind, he decided to put it into practice. After saying hello to Bai Bufan beside him, Lin Li turned around and prepared to walk towards the teaching building.
"I'll go too. I need to pee too." Bai Bufan snapped his fingers and stood up, holding Lin Li.
Lin Li raised his eyebrows and glanced at Bai Bufan.
"What's wrong?"
From the calmness and confusion in the other person's eyes when facing his gaze, it can be seen that Bai Bufan did not find anything abnormal about him, but simply wanted to pee.
This view was also verified in the toilet.
The water flows in the forest like a faucet turned to energy-saving mode, with a bit of lukewarmness and slowness, which is the standard natural flow rate.
And Bai Bufan——
“Sizzle!!!”
It was like starting an industrial high-pressure water gun. The water flowed urgently, strongly and powerfully. It didn't just flow out, but was shot out. The sound itself carried a momentum ready to be released!
It seems that this bitch didn't just want to pee, but had been holding it in for a while.
Looking at Bai Bufan, who was concentrating on drawing circles in the urinal with his lower body, Lin Li couldn't help but raise his chin: "Wow, you got a new phone? So you're so energetic?"
"Yes." Bai Bufan paused, then immediately nodded with a smile.
"Where's the old one?"
"I've put the old one up for sale on Zhuan Zhuan." Bai Bufan enthusiastically recommended it to Lin Li:
"To play games so smoothly, you need a good device. Thanks to the new phone I bought on Zhuan Zhuan, it's several thousand yuan cheaper than a new one. The money I saved can buy a tablet.
Zhuan Zhuan is an official second-hand phone verification platform. I put my old phones and tablets on Zhuan Zhuan for recycling. Once I place an order, someone will come to recycle them. I recycled my old phone for over 3,000 yuan. If I was satisfied with the price, I paid on the spot. I recommend using Zhuan Zhuan to save money."
Lin Li: “()!”
The next second, Lin Li, who had an idea, raised his thumbs up, his tone suddenly filled with superiority and pride, and sneered at Bai Bufan:
"Then Bufan, you are rubbish. When I changed my phone, the old one was borrowed by the villagers before I could sell it. They put it at the entrance of the village and used it as a telephone pole."
"Fuck you!" Bai Bufan cursed with a smile, "Why don't you use it as a load-bearing wall for the Empire State Building? I really need to wake you up."
After peeing, both of them washed their hands.
"Tsk tsk, to be honest, I think some of these sinks are just stupid designs."
Looking at the accumulated water in the sink left by previous people, Bai Bufan frowned fiercely and complained in disgust.
Can all pools have a chain attached to the bottom plug?
Has a designer never experienced the pain of having to reach in and poke open the bottom of the sink even though the water in the sink is obviously dirty?
What do you think?
Especially when the dirty water in front of you is not caused by yourself, and you have no idea why it is dirty or what ingredients are in it, you will feel even more disgusted.
After puckering his face and draining the water and washing his hands, Bai Bufan prepared to return to the playground.
But after walking a few steps, he found that he was the only one walking, so he turned his head and found that Lin Li was still standing there and did not catch up.
"Lin Li? What are you doing?" Bai Bufan asked curiously and puzzled.
"You go back first, I have something else to do." Lin Li, who still had a task to complete, waved his hand.
Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes and immediately stopped: "What's the matter?"
"nothing."
"Are you going to harm someone?"
"How can I show my emotions so clearly on my face?" Lin Li rubbed his cheeks reflectively.
Bai Bufan's expression changed.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to harm you this time, and I won't use your name. It has nothing to do with you. If I lie to you, I'll use Fengyoujing to remove the smegma on my skin."
Lin Li could naturally understand the unspoken words behind Bai Bufan's pale face, so he gave him a reassurance with a bit of amusement.
Alas, Bufan’s prejudice and misunderstanding of himself are still too great.
But Bai Bufan did not leave. After squinting his eyes and looking at Lin Li for a while, he quickly returned to his side, looking eager to try:
"I want to join."
Although I don’t know what Lin Li is going to do, I will join in first.
Of course, Bai Bufan didn’t want to harm anyone.
He was worried that Lin Li would do something too bad, so Bai Bufan felt he needed to keep an eye on him. This was like feeding the tiger with one's own body! This was like offering my blood to Xuanyuan!
Alas, just telling it is enough to make people cry.
"You want to join?" Lin Li frowned.
"Yes! Lin Li, I'll follow you." Seeing Lin Li's eyes change slightly, Bai Bufan immediately stepped forward and grabbed Lin Li's hand: "I will always follow you closely for the rest of the night. Don't leave me!"
Lin Li frowned again when he heard this, recalled the inventory in the gourd, and thought about the feasibility of Bai Bufan following.
enough.
"Okay." So Lin Li nodded, and before Bai Bufan could say anything, he immediately added:
"There are too many people coming and going in the restroom on the first floor. Bufan, you go to the restroom on the second floor and wait for me. I'll run back to the classroom. Don't worry, I'm not abandoning you. I'll come find you after I get my things. If you lie to me, I'll chop off my turtle's black head."
Although Class 4 was originally on the second floor, due to the principle of proximity, the two were now on the first floor of the Grade 12 teaching building, and Lin Li wanted to go to the other side.
"What are you going to get?"
Seeing that Lin Li was serious, Bai Bufan didn't think he would lie to him, but just asked out of curiosity.
"You'll know in a moment. It's our equipment."
Lin Li smiled evilly, keeping the question in suspense, and then without wasting any time, he trotted upstairs.
Lin Li's figure quickly disappeared from his sight. Bai Bufan scratched his head, but still obediently came to the door of the men's restroom on the second floor. He took a look first, and after making sure that there was no one inside, he waited for Lin Li outside the door.
It didn't take long. In less than two minutes, Lin Li came to Bai Bufan carrying two large bags.
"This is..." Looking at the bag in Lin Li's hand, Bai Bufan asked tentatively.
"Take it and change it."
Lin Li directly threw one of the bags to Bai Bufan.
"What is it?" Bai Bufan hugged the bag, then rummaged through it with his hands and found that it seemed to be clothes and pants?
"Men over 18 can no longer dress like children. They need to be more mature and stable."
Lin Li smiled slightly, without completing his explanation, and took the initiative to enter a toilet cubicle. Soon, Bai Bufan, who was still outside, saw Lin Li's school uniform hanging above the toilet partition. Obviously, Lin Li was already changing clothes.
"Gada."
While Bai Bufan was still rummaging through the bag to confirm what was inside, Lin Li had already come out of the toilet.
Raise your eyes; be stunned; pupils and eyes are shaken!
"Fuck! What the hell is this—"
"Where did you get this? Oh my god—"
When he confirmed what he saw, Bai Bufan couldn't hold it back any longer.
Lin Li put on a pure black jacket with a black and gray striped plaid long-sleeved shirt underneath. The bottom of the shirt was tucked into his pants.
Moreover, there seemed to be a pillow stuffed inside the shirt, so it looked like Lin Li suddenly had a big stomach.
He wore a pair of black trousers. The trousers were obviously too wide and baggy, and the waist was pulled very high. If it weren't for an old brown belt holding it in place, it would have fallen down in the next second.
Not only that, the hair that originally hung naturally was now combed upwards and to the sides and fixed.
In the end, the good sneakers turned into a pair of black leather shoes.
High emotional intelligence: strong sense of administration.
Low emotional intelligence: the outfit of greasy middle-aged people.
"It's okay for you to dress more maturely after you turn eighteen, but the way you're dressed makes it seem like you only have eighteen left to live, Lin Li."
Bai Bufan squatted on the ground holding his bag and laughed.
This is so fucking raw.
"Are you going to wear it or not? Hurry up." Lin Li was not annoyed by Bai Bufan's reaction, he was even very satisfied, but he still urged him.
"Why are you dressed like this?" Although Bai Bufan was still questioning, he had already walked into the compartment very sensibly, ready to change while listening.
It feels like it will be interesting.
"Play the role of teacher." Lin Li smiled slightly and revealed his plan -
"With the way we look now, once we put on the masks and fake glasses, who would recognize us as students?"
"Bufan, I know what you're going to ask next is what we do after we play the role of teacher."
"Hehehe."
"It's simple. If nothing unexpected happens, there should be quite a few people in the teaching building who haven't watched the New Year's Eve party, but are instead playing with their phones in the classroom. So, let me test you. At this moment, if the two of us show up and sternly confiscate their phones, guess what will happen?"
This was indeed Lin Li’s plan.
Going back to the classroom to play with your phone during the party is actually the same behavior as cheating in a quiz. It is of course wrong, but if you, as a student, stop and teach them a lesson, you seem to be meddling and looking for trouble.
What's more, today's situation is actually even more inappropriate. After all, if you cheat, the teacher will definitely take action if he sees it. But playing with your mobile phone tonight, most teachers are actually like Xue Jian. If they see it, they will turn a blind eye and will not make a big deal out of it.
At most, just say a few words.
The task of "giving a slight punishment so that the offender is afraid and won't commit the same offense again" is almost impossible.
Not to mention being afraid, you might even be called an idiot.
As for the "Duck Blood Bottle" absorbing fear and then transferring it, Lin Li did not think that this could meet the requirements of the system because it did not cure the root cause and was even too supernatural and might cause riots.
Therefore, Lin Li believed from the beginning that he had to abandon his identity as a student, and as long as he "became" a teacher, there would be a lot of room for maneuver in this task.
Bai Bufan: “()!!”
Bai Bufan was already laughing when Lin Li was halfway through his speech.
Damn it!
Just thinking about the scene, Bai Bufan felt like he couldn't hold it anymore.
Bastards, damn, there are so many beasts.
Honestly, this is pretty cheesy, but it's funny to hear.
"Got it! Together! Hahahaha——"
The rustling sounds of people changing clothes in the cubicle became a little clearer. Obviously, Bai Bufan was changing clothes more hurriedly.
Soon, the compartment door was opened.
When seeing Bai Bufan's current appearance, Lin Li also understood why he laughed just now.
It's really hard to hold.
"These are your sizes, right? They're a bit too big for me. But now that they're looser, they have that feel to them. What do you think?"
Bai Bufan walked to the mirror, looked at his own image, and couldn't help but smile.
There is no sadness at all about the destruction of my image, only appreciation for my own outfit.
"Yes, they are all my size." Lin Li threw the small pillow and hairspray in his hand over.
"Put on the big stomach bag and style your hair up. Our naturally drooping hairstyle will not show that we are middle-aged at first glance. It will be too distracting."
"OKOK." Bai Bufan nodded and began to improve his image.
"By the way, Lin Li, where did you get these things?" While perfecting them, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li behind him through the mirror and asked curiously.
"When I heard Lao Jiantou emphasize that we were not allowed to play games on our phones this morning, I thought something like this might happen in the evening, so I went out to prepare in the afternoon."
Before Bai Bufan could ask any more questions, Lin Li took the initiative to continue:
"I made two because I like to have a plan B. If one vest fails, I can always change it."
"Holy crap, you've got such a far-reaching plan. You predicted this this morning. Amazing!" Bai Bufan stroked his hair in shock. "This revelation shocked me as much as when I first learned Zhongli's death was faked."
Lin Li smiled.
Of course, the truth is not like this.
In fact, these clothes were taken out by Lin Li from the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd".
Ever since the Xuezhi Cup preliminary round last week, when Lin Li discovered that he couldn't even find a hat for such a big gourd, he went back that night and ordered a lot of things to enrich his personal wardrobe.
Not to mention this mature suit, Lin Li can now even take out a women's suit in his size from the gourd.
But only one set was prepared.
As for what Bai Bufan was wearing, they were picked out from other parts and put together as a whole.
Anyway, since I am the main C, it is not a big problem if he dresses a little less maturely.
"OK, it's done." Bai Bufan put on a mask, looked at Director Bai in the mirror, and laughed again.
"There's only one briefcase. You take it."
After giving the last bit of equipment to Bai Bufan, Lin Li signaled that it was time to leave the restroom.
It’s time for Wolong to come out of the mountain!
"Bufan, when you walk, don't straighten your back. Slightly hunch it, and then put your hands behind your back and put them together."
"Got it! Brother Lin!" Bai Bufan took it as his guiding principle.
"Don't speak in your natural accent. Be more steady." Lin Li said seriously, "Also, refer to your job title when you're working."
"Got it, Lin Zhiwu." Bai Bufan entered the state quickly and said in a low voice.
The two of them left the bathroom, one in front and one behind.
Without going to the first-year high school building specifically, after a brief conversation, the two of them began patrolling directly along the second floor of the second-year high school building.
There were basically no people in the four classes on the second floor. The only two people didn't look like they were playing with their mobile phones. It seemed like they came back to get something and soon ran back to the playground.
"Hello, teacher." When passing by Lin Li and Bai Bufan, the two of them respectfully called out "Hello, teacher".
"Um."
After the girl left, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other with smiles in their eyes.
Initial results are showing.
The two went upstairs, and then in Class 9 of Grade 2, they finally found their target.
"Help me, help me, the enemy jungler is coming to catch me."
"Want to admire my dancing?!"
"Fuck, let's go hunt buffalo."
"Bison? Where are the bison?"
Three chairs, either left unmoved or left as extras, were placed in a circle in the back row. Three students in school uniforms sat on them, their phones pressed against each other with the screens facing sideways. They were playing games while shouting passionately.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other, adjusted their expressions slightly, pushed open the door and walked in.
I don’t know if it’s because they were too focused on playing, or because they thought it was just a classmate who came back. Lin Li opened the door very loudly, but until Lin Li and Bai Bufan walked up to them, none of the three of them looked up.
Lin Li patted one of them on the shoulder.
The other party did not move.
Bai Bufan's eyes lit up, and he stopped Lin Li. He stepped forward and patted the classmate on the shoulder again: "It's me."
The boy turned back impatiently: "Who are you sending it to?"
Bai Bufan OvO: "I'll send it, Xue Jian."
(End of this chapter)
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