The Unlucky Straight Man Who Accidentally Transmigrated Into a Fake Qidian Novel

Xu Zangyu always thought he had transmigrated into a Qidian-style novel, but the more he lived, the more he realized something was wrong.

Xiao Mingxin, the protagonist and 'Dragon King', was his senior martial brother. He was a favored son of heaven, loved by everyone in the sect, male and female alike.

Xu Zangyu, however, was merely a villainous background character, one of many who coveted the protagonist. He tried to force himself on the male lead, was beaten half to death, expelled from the sect, and became a pariah.

After transmigrating, the straight man Xu Zangyu thought: "I like the male lead? I'd rather conspire against him!" Forcing himself on the male lead was absolutely out of the question; he decided to rise to power.

First, he had to avoid the original flirty plot. When the sect was demon-hunting, Xu Zangyu orchestrated it so that Xiao Mingxin, who was supposed to be afflicted with an aphrodisiac, took his place. He turned and left, waiting for the fox demon to get the universally charming male lead.

But why did he run into the fox demon as soon as he stepped outside? Unfortunately, he also got poisoned with the aphrodisiac. When he regained consciousness, he was in Xiao Mingxin's bed, both of them disheveled. Xu Zangyu's stiff knees immediately buckled.

He decided to correct his mistake and move to the second step: steal the male lead's 'golden finger' (power-up) and his female lead, Chu Shu, to become the sect master's son-in-law. By diligently acting like a lapdog, Xu Zangyu finally managed to win her over.

Unexpectedly, the usually cold and unapproachable Chu Shu was surprisingly passionate. Pinned to the bed, Xu Zangyu didn't resist. But after a while, he realized something was very wrong. "Why do you have...a dick?!"

Xu Zangyu discovered the plot was wildly off. This Qidian novel had an unfinished ending; the female lead had actually gender-bent into a man. So, what was the point of him fighting the male lead fiercely for the female lead?

Xu Zangyu avoided Chu Shu for a long time, only reappearing during the disciple competition. On the competition stage, his opponent was, by chance, Chu Shu, and he was firmly tied up. Chu Shu held the unenthusiastic marriage contract Xu Zangyu had personally written, his eyes venomous, "Let's see you hide again."

Reading Guide: The senior martial brother and senior martial sister are not the same person; the senior martial sister is a cross-dressing big shot. The gong (top) is pure and only likes the shou (bottom); there are no mutual top/bottom scenes. Happy, open ending.