Chapter 315: Bullying the weak and fearing the strong, chasing and beating
[Ouch, that's really awful. Do you think I don't understand? It was the one who started the scolding, the one who usually has no boundaries for food, and actually let tourists spank its butt. Tsk tsk, so shameful, so disgusting~]
The monkey who likes to be spanked: ...What's wrong with being spanked? I like it, I am happy with it!
After the monkeys ate the melon, they all looked at the red-bottomed monkey. Its butt was so red, had it been beaten too much?
Seeing so many of its kind looking at it, the red-bottomed monkey covered its face and ran away. Ah~~, it was so embarrassing. How could it survive in Lingshan in the future!
After Tang Shiba finished eating the banana, he threw the peel on a monkey's head. The monkey got angry and rushed over with its mouth wide open.
Ergou stood in front and barked at it twice: Get out of the way, or I’ll bite the shit out of you!
Monkey: You're the one who should get out of here! We don't beat dogs, we only beat people!
Ergou showed his teeth proudly: Come and try to fight me, see my long teeth, they can pierce your head!
The monkey showed his nails and said: Look at my onychomycosis, if I scratch it I can split your head open!
When other tourists saw that Tang Shiba dared to provoke the monkey, they all gave her a thumbs up: Awesome!
Tang Shiba continued to eat melon.
[Tsk tsk, that monkey with onychomycosis has been eating too much lately, and has indigestion and constipation. I poke its anus with my nails every day. Tsk tsk, it's so sour and refreshing, and it actually likes that feeling!]
Poke shit?
The monkeys that were close to it suddenly moved two meters away from it. Remembering that the other party used its nails to dig into their shit to turn over their lice, they immediately jumped into the water in disgust.
The other tourists, who rarely saw the monkeys perform a diving competition, applauded.
"Good dance, do another one!"
"Wow, he can doggy paddle, that's amazing!"
"Brother Monkey, your posture is too graceful. Be careful not to fall over!"
This scene was photographed by tourists and posted online. Many tourists commented: I have no regrets in my life for spending five dollars to see such a wonderful performance!
Tang Shiba also clapped his hands happily, "Great dance! I'm so lucky today to see such a brilliant performance! Ten more!"
Monkeys: Chirp, chirp, chirp~
Mmmm, I can't even put it into words. What's wrong with this biped? Is it poisonous?
Si Wu Yu came over to protect her, fearing that they would attack her in groups!
Tang Shiba hugged Si Wuyu's waist, lay on his back, and challenged the monkeys with a smile.
"Come here~" he said while giving the middle finger!
[Host, are you really not afraid of being beaten? ]
[Haha, do they dare? They only know how to scare people by baring their teeth, who can't do that?]
“Ouch~”
Tang Shiba also bared his teeth at them. The cute sound and actions almost made Si Wu Yu lose control!
The voice she changed deliberately is so cute, I want to sleep~~
The monkeys were angry: Everyone, rush over and beat her up, let her see how powerful we are!
Then several monkeys rushed up and Tang Shiba dodged quickly, but the monkeys were too fast and she was still caught by the hem of her clothes. One monkey hung on her and pretended to bite her.
Si Wu Yu was quick-witted and quick-handed. He grabbed the monkey's hand and pulled it off.
The monkey got angry and rushed over to beat Si Wu Yu again.
Tang Shiba stood in front of Si Wu Yu and sprayed at the monkey.
"You idiot, all you do all day is grin and bang your head. When you smile, cats and dogs bark. When you shout, chickens and dogs jump. When you poop, the whole mountain is filled with stench. When you turn over, all eight generations of lice suffer. You eat a lot, but you are lazy. Every day you poop more than dirt. The bear next door says you are awesome and calls you Doubi!"
Tang Shiba cursed a lot like golden beans, and not only the monkey was dumbfounded, but the tourists were dumbfounded too!
Who is this? Why is he so outstanding? Why does he seem so familiar and kind?
Some tourists applauded, "Good scolding! These monkeys should be tempered in their arrogance!"
Some tourists discussed privately, "Do you think she looks like someone?"
"who?"
"The one who is particularly good at cursing and hitting people?"
"What are you talking about? I don't understand."
Heibao: Pretend not to understand~, I finally met Hudou, how can I expose her, follow her and eat melons, or isn’t it delicious to eat her melons?
It’s not too late to explode after you finish eating!
After being scolded by Tang Shiba, some monkeys were scared away, and some monkeys lost their composure and picked up a stick on the roadside to hit him.
Tang Shiba exclaimed, "Oh my, you're hitting me with a stick. You have a full beard, a lip, can't stand straight, can't walk steadily, are unhygienic, and are black. You can't even hold a stick steadily, and you still want to hit people with it? Come on, come on, I'll teach you a lesson, and see if you'll get into trouble!"
Tang Shiba also picked up a stick, raised his hand and spun it around in front of the monkeys, then proudly showed off to them, "Isn't it just playing with a stick? Come on, give it a try and see who is more powerful!"
"That's amazing, little sister. Your stick-wielding skills are so superb. Who did you learn from?"
"I've been to Lingshan countless times, but I've never seen a strong man there. You're the first one!"
More and more people came to watch the show, and the monkeys were bullies who only feared the strong and bullied the weak. When they saw more people coming, they looked at each other, then dropped their sticks and ran away!
When running away, one of the monkeys even gave Tang Shiba the middle finger.
Tang Shiba couldn't stand it anymore, so he chased after him with a stick in his hand.
Si Wu Yu was chasing after him with Er Gou on his lead. Tang Bao and Hei Bao wanted to eat some melons, so they also ran after him.
This strange scene was filmed and posted on Weibo: Everyone, does the guy chasing the monkey with the stick look familiar to you? If so, please leave a comment below!
Someone immediately commented in the comment section: The last person who chased the monkey and beat him has been beaten back by the monkey. This person is not simple!
The comment section is filled with the three words "Tang Shiba"!
When Lingshan officials saw the video, they immediately shared it and promoted it: "Water City children, want to see the mighty and majestic side of your Dragon God? Come to Lingshan for a day trip and get a free panda pendant!"
The monkeys who were chased and beaten by Tang Shiba were all numb!
This madman is too despicable. Is it necessary to bring so many people to chase them...
Tang Shiba chased the monkeys all the way, and when she saw that the monkeys were finally scared, she dropped the stick with satisfaction and made a little finger gesture!
"There's not a single one who can fight, lululu~"
The monkeys were furious: This woman is such a scoundrel, I really want to beat the shit out of her!
Si Wu Yu caught up with her and saw that she was fine, so he took her hand and walked inside.
Tangbao and Heibao were surprised to see how close the two were!
I heard that Actor Si has been injured and is now crippled. He won’t be fully recovered for at least 180 days!
So, who is this man who can run and jump and even dares to hold Hu Dou's hand?
Could it be Tang’s brother?
That's not right. Hu Dou also hates the brothers. Then who is this wild man? Why does he look familiar?
Could it be Brother Fang?
No, no, no, it’s impossible for Brother Fang too!
Then it can only be Si Idol, how else to explain it?
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